Goblin Shark

[chrisirocktdashaus]

damn nature you scary !

[zoebiflap]

what the actual fuck?

[Hyorene]

Lol the jaws just bounced to bite his arm

[StrikaAmaru]

The scariness is heavily diminished by that really stupid-looking paddle it's got for a nose.

[LuwBren]

Those jaws are creapy.

[illy12able]

freaky

[biophilia88]

FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS SOUG THUMPS UP

[jakebaxter2]

only a face a mother could love

[justinkicksass2]

AND.... MUTE

[littleyumi02]

ooh that's so ugly

[BaalsJurisdiction]

It's amazing to know all the different life forms that there are on this earth ...

And it's really great to know THESE kind of things are KMs underneath the surface

It's wonderful, amazing and I don't know if it's aggressive all I know is that I don't want to look down underwater wondering what just touched my leg and seeing That thing swimming around

Oh god

[epidemic1234567890]

ew



[LastGeicoCaveman]

thumbs up if you muted the vid instantly

[Pr0x1mo]

fucking music.....

[chrisrox24]

I'm sick of this fucking song being on every single goddamn video

[tigershark132]

Can we get a comment about the video and not the music?

[labombina3]

eww, looka da fukin thing...look like e lizard.

[imilkdude]

the jew of the seas

[rhinegraf]

Interesting, but still.... what an utterly horrid creature

[TheOsirix12]

wtf ? i just read at the wiki and it said:

Next to nothing is known of the goblin shark's reproductive habits. Even though a pregnant goblin shark has never been caught or found, as members of the order Lamniformes, they are assumed to be ovoviviparous; their eggs mature and hatch inside the mother's body and the shark gives birth to live young.[13]

so how the fuck there are videos??

[Jimera0]

@TheOsirix12

That's only referencing their reproductive habits genius, as in how they make babies. This video has nothing to do with Goblin Shark babies. Very little is known about a LOT of marine animals reproductive habits because animals don't make babies that often so it's rare for us to witness it.

[AdamWilzbach]

its accualy the music thats not as scary as the video this time

[soupernova1998]

tactical mute inbound

[WaluigiStunts]

AWESOME

[MrAJMcMahon]

that thing needs a fucking nose job

[84Tyr]

stupid music !!!!!!!!

[ZeroAnnihilated]

Reminds me of "Alien"

[Xxmyriam1212Xx]

holy shit

[ropulon]

duck that music! :^(

[Megabastich]

Cool video but I'ma mute this bullshit

[Soopahkoopah101]

Damn nature, you scary.

[iSniperzzz97]

Wtf it dislocated its jaw tht is fu***d up shark

[AvengedSevenfold1131]

Looks like it just swam out of hell...

[MahCatAteMahHomework]

WHY DO ALL OF THESE VIDEOS HAVE THIS CREEPY, WEIRD ASS MUSIC IN THE BACK GROUND???

[bucanegra4]

Damn that things nasty looking

[Chillybeef123]

FUCKING DERP

[BeeJayVC84]

OK. What is it with this song. is it like a youtube anthem or something

[Krush1694]

music suxs



[PachoVila]

Will everyone please rise for the youtube national anthem...

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

Literally half a second in I was like "OH GOD NOT AGAAAIN". I just want to watch a video about a freaky sea creature god dammit!

[thenewguyofdoom]

its part alien

[flametard]

when I read the top comment I laughed hysterically for about 10 minutes.

[AP305kid]

What song is this?

[MisterHuigty]

Damn nature you scary!!

[wiibot15]

Thumbs up if you muted at the start

[sartung]

satans penis

[DEEpkvid]

3 things I hate....

1. When you take a shit and the water splats your arse

2. When you try to find porn on youtube and you get rick roll'd

3. This song.

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

Porn frog hopinig charlie the unicorn nice accurate description

[purple1eyes]

my English teacher told me to look this up...... scarred for life

[beanie1r]

i mean that shark looks so flimsy until it opens its mouth my fucking god!

[CardsAndComputer]

nice video ruined by shit music.

[PleAseStaANdBy]

THAT FUCKIN SONG... AGAIN

[Mimsishere]

ALL RISE FOR THE YOUTUBE NATIONAL ANTHEM

[lituvis1]

@Mimsishere Lets unite! BEHOOOLD

[thatsfornoobs]

@Mimsishere ahahahahahaahha

[xCottonSwabx]

Goblin shark used CRUNCH!.... its not very effective

[Alexgt20]

your mom can do the same thing with her mouth as well.

[AyKay4ty7ven]

THROW THE FUCKING POKEMON BALL HE'S GETTING AWAY!

[mySHITisHD]

Like if u think this song SUCKS SHIT

[mrbatpack]

Tatical Mute Inbound. Roger that... WTF *MUTE* Great! Black and white :)

[WolfsSpartan]

XD

[leonsaycheese]

How many times do we got to tell people that this shit of of a song is horrible. Goddamn.

[lolavissi]

we meet again 009 Sound System...

[crazychicks26]

at least he didnt get bit by a big one o.o

[chickenzrck]

cute little shark.

[lovemetalhatejuggalo]

good looks buddy, mute is on

[TheTravisMoose]

THATS DISTRUBING

[J4WS1]

that thing reacts faster to that tank.....than a woman sucking a cock.

[gatohombre072]

thank you yahoo

[Hershizzle]

I'd touch it

[Netugi]

@Hershizzle I bet you would, you pervert... lol

[slumhero]

come on its a song that over the while if u listen it u will like and goblin sharks are awesome

[UncleMiyn]

does that jaw coming out remind you of alien

[murderousbastard83]

I hate how everyone uses the same stock music for thee videos.

[hcelentano]

I would hate to be attacked by a shark while listening to that awful song.

Where do you even find a song like that?

[TheSmileyFacedPizza]

That is the most badass motherfucker in the world.

[SuperFrenchy7]

that is the uglyist thing ever

[GAMBlT]

#LOL That thing is one sick looking m'fer.

[Taurus5190]

That shark is an underwater alien

[cmedeiros17]

At :24 I almost poo'd myself/

[Kornkrlz7]

That is crazy

[72twist]

Awww....its SOOOOOO cute!



[godlikecharacta]

I would rather be attacked by a goblin shark then listen to this song

[souther]

shark fin soup anyone? its good.

[creapah]

Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the reverse happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious shit here*. XXX views and thousands of likes!? Press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and thumbs up. I'm thankful that porno doesn’t have ads. I pee in the side of the bowl to make lessnoise! I find this video difficult to masturbate to. Did he died?!

You won't need to comment now, life is easier

[EpicWin1812]

@creapah WOW you saw Justin Bieber's penis!?!?! How incredibly gay of you :D

[hoghash78]

This song is starting to make me gay.....

I´ll give you 5 minutes. To get your finger outta there =))

[Kattmanduo]

DANQ NARTUR U SCARY AS SH!TE

[kainheinrich]

alien meets jaws...and i tought id seen it all....damn!!!!!

[ChimasStyle]

It wus like "Dave, how you gonn eaat, your nose is in the way" :------<

[Peace7904]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

[Klara1940]

this shark shouldn't be extinct? I thought so, or maybe he just got smaller,,,because I knew that it was suppose to be extinct...

[cancun1231]

^^^^ really i find it quiet arrosing

[FFKonoko]

Creatures created via random words.

Surfboard Xenomorph.

[tamross1]

only rare cos we over fish!

[IIxGrAiNgErxII]

0:57 looks like a pissed off face lol

[SoSoChan09]

"saw 5 NHL 09 Tenntacle Porn"?

[sufferingminotaur]

343 people listen to 009 Sound System

[aweinster2]

thats the ugliest peice of shit i ever seen and i hate this song

[DanGotDis]

his eye changes when da mouth pops out

[TheGjaltube]

i hate this song

[macdadydoo2]

yay new pokeymon

[macdadydoo2]

sup 4 eyes uh-oh woah man cant u take a joke no no dont bite tha....... to late

[macdadydoo2]

i new some 1 was goin 2 comment about the music

[allister56]

some how it reminds me of that pruane2forever guy ????

[zombiegirl127]

So its actually quite cute when its not hanging onto you... hoping to draw blood ''\(x.O)/''

[LovelyHachiko]

i fucking hate this music so much! its on like every fucking video!!

[Agima15]

The best part was when I pressed the mute button :)

[RastaMan248OC]

Who sings this song and what is its title? It is really good.

[StewySter4]

Aw look its just going to give me a little nibble its so cu-HOLY SHIT!

[faraon3000]

I like this song, who sings it?

[ForEveryOccasion]

why is tenntacle porn on the tags?

i hate getting educated when im trying to watch porn

[kingjacob300]

If i hear this song one more time im gonna!!!

[jusefinacotonete43]

discasting fish :P

[TheTakechito]

Alien fish? o_O

[Jaso4444]

jaws....

[Trebgah]

FUCKING SCARY

[SugarbabyLA]

Oh gosh.. that scared me at 0:25. It's whole mouth extended out... x_x'

[44Retro]

19 people are afraid of aliens

[dimonethis]

I found it great to masturbate to. right when it bit the guys arm and it's mouth extended outwards. DEEP THROAT BABY!!!!!!!! :0

[Awesomestuff9687]

at 0:23 that slowmotion bite gave me just a WOW thought.

[joelacosta806]

who wood like this vid

[Objection92]

Fail swordfish

[Decorus11]

WARNING: MUTE AS SOON AS FUCKIN POSSIBLE!

[fennaru]

look its snookie!

[Berrylaff]

Jewshark.

[MrToussaints]

ugly boy!

[pollocnpapas]

the tags os this video WIN

[pollocnpapas]

now thas what i call a blowjob !

[akaguchi81]

Why would you play gay club music for this video? This is a goblin shark video about a predator that lives in the darkness has freakishly hinged jaws.  It wouldn't have killed you to play some metal for it or something? Golly !

[YourAverageBeaner]

Notice how this song's first words are : "you can be whatever you want when you're high" You have to be as stoned as possible to like this song.

[PREownedSTUDIOS]

i guess she gives good head

- marshall

[Tigertrb]

The tags...

[gloalath]

AHHHHHH

[crushercam]

The song is seems deeply inappropriate to the subject matter, but what do I know? Very cool video though.

[xerox0001]

8. utas

[SuperOriginalGuy]

That's hot.

[Loser047]

ANNOYING YOUTUBE SONG WE MEET AGAIN

[jtizz711]

I didn't know Adam Sandler could swim!

[asalomondrin]

He must be quite self-conscious about his nose and that's why he lives in the bottom of the sea (just like sponge Bob).

[Peaserist]

WUUAHUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHA!!

WOOOOUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAUAH­AUHA!!!!!!!!!!!11

(strange wilderness reference)

[OSpartan1170]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

[silentgrayfellow101]

@OSpartan1170 how many times did i see this post?

[additionaldata]

@OSpartan1170 try holding your breath while you do it, worked for me.

[xXPheonix188]

@OSpartan1170 That comment is so Un-original now. Make up you're own comment

[papasmurf95234]

@xXPheonix188 ha your gay

[xXPheonix188]

@papasmurf95234 Funny... fuck face

[papasmurf95234]

@xXPheonix188 haha lols

[OSpartan1170]

@xXPheonix188 U MAD?

[xXPheonix188]

@OSpartan1170 No I'm not mad at all... You're pathetic at trolling.

[geowar42]

im more worried bout the song than the shark

[StylixDS]

Jewish shark?

[Geraa24]

Gotta love the description !

[death6998]

MY EARS

[ricochet188]

@death6998 NO MY EARS

[damanwidaplans]

@ricochet188 NO MINE

[ricochet188]

@damanwidaplans OK YOUR EARS. MY EYES

[GodSpark127]

The way its mouth comes out reminds me of the Xenomorph from Alien(s).

[theGrierness]

What is that dorky looking fish going to do? It's nose will just get in the wayHOLY SHIT DEAR MOTHER OF GOD

[twerkerify]

that shark is better than bieber

[salenpun29]

fuck this song!! mutes*

[StartContaversy1]

lets ban this song from youtube.

[iLLBananaa]

KILL IT WITH FIRE 

[jawsfan24]

looks like the platypus and shak had some fun

[TeeHeel]

@jawsfan24 Shak?



[jawsfan24]

@TeeHeel F*** you know what i mean shark*

[jawsfan24]

@TeeHeel yeah what about it

[MidgetBeeKeeper]

these are special ed. sharks

[44Retro]

I didn't think it was that weird

...until its mouth exploded out of its body

[44Retro]

I was like, psssh, it's not that weird

...and then it's mouth exploded out of its body

[nden85]

Damn nature, you scary!

[MrJoshsupra]

THATS ONE UGLY MOTHER FUCKER. haha im making a report on one.

theyre pruudy cool

[fourtywpm]

so many creatures not yet discovered it's amazing

[pillroller88]

Should re-name it the lawyer shark

[catcheersalott]

dinosaurs r back!!! WTH!!!

[1twistedworld]

This song is like being Rick Rolled on steriods