United Airlines

[magnuspater]

Yeah, United sucks big donkey dick. Fuck United, the shittiest of the shitty.

[Locker10a]

You cant really complain you choose to fly United and like any airline you agree to terms and conditions that say under certain circumstances you may not be able to travel!!! Get over it like ! N grow up , makin a video and a fuss cause your flight was cancelled , thats life its goin to happen some times and probly when it suites you least !.

[dwags59]

And Now We Know Why Lion Eat Their Young!!

[nathanfishing3000]

i love united how can you say that it brakes my heart :'(

[Phyrescape]

WOW what a beautiful and talented HOT motherfucker he is :-)

[Phyrescape]

WOW how fucking cute :-)

[onesuzy]

Hahahhaha.. Too funny!!!

[ParkerLiberty]

Well, I have always loved United's brand image. However, after years of anticipation, when i stepped onto a 772, i was horrified. As a U.M. i got seat 30E, which was alright. However, on the way back I got 32C, and that was when the shock came in. Their pitch is horrific, even when it was back in '06 and i was smaller, i couldnt deal with it. It didnt help that I had whiny English people behind me who would stop me reclining on purpose. I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT!!! who else agrees?

[gloomyoutlook]

What does U.M. mean?

[ParkerLiberty]

An Un-accompanied minor. On almost all airlines, children (usually on or above) 4 to anywhere between 15 (legal minimum for service) up to 18 can travel without the need of an accompanying adult. What happens is (if outside the US) a ground staff member takes you to the plane from check in, you are then signed for like a package every step of the way until you are finally signed off with the designated adult. Its great because you usually get free upgrades to First, if you have kids, DO IT! :)

[halo2windows]

United has never failed me once. The only time I got delayed was when I was at PDX and my flight and all the other flights from Denver were delayed because of some thunderstorm.

[smithwicks2]

Thanks to its current CEO Glenn Tilton, the prick from hell, UNITED SUCKS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slumnote]

funny, cute guy. Pilots can call sick too, but in reality, they just had too much to drink (hangover) from the night before, very common reason by pilots, just dont tell them that. ( wink, wink ! )

And yes, we try harder to pleased our passenger, remember, were the friendly skies !!

Cheers !

[hellotherejklmnop]

HAHAHHAHAHA AJME

[ansettaddict123]

LOL!!!

loved it:D 5*****

[mrlukatou]

we were half mad at united for not geting a pilot and half mad at LAX for being full of shit by saying will get cots and pillows and blankets for our group of 40 when they only gave us a 5$ mcdonalds gift card.(the cheapest meal cost 6.50$ and ther is no dollar menu at LAX) so there generous gift couldnt even cover our food. I'll only fly united when i fly because i like their service...so before you start talking shit read the facts!!!

[johnnypavic]

you guys didn't even pay attention to the video. or my comment explaining it. They canceled my flight because they didn't get a pilot for the flight. then they made us sleep in the airport and neglected to give us the cots or blankets or pillows they promised us. that's why we were awake and tired and upset about our delay. I would have no complaint if it were for a better reason than forgetting a pilot.

[TownsendServer]

I love when once-a-year passengers get all pissed about "lacking service" and weather delays and make a mockery of air travel. I fly over 100,000 miles w/ United each year and know from experience they're one of the best domestic airlines in terms of aircraft quality, service, and network volume.

[huince1]

United has great aircraft but at the same time their service is falling which i can't blame them because of the economic crisis, but I have to admit that even though Southwest airlines aircrafts are pretty ugly their services is a lot better. they are not coming up with new fees every time like most airlines do now.

[ken92660]

people like you should be in the cargo-hold.

[UAL151]

LOL! You said it!!!!!!!!!!!

[ken92660]

Yeah, these cocksuckers could make out in there!

[SexyBrunette1983]

United is the best airline in the world! If you don't like them-don't fly'em you stupid motherfuckers!

[UAL151]

I totally agree with you!! United is an awsome airline!!!!!! when ever I fly United which is a lot!! the flight are always on time, my luggage are always in on time, and the employees are very friendly! :)

[UAL4ever]

And United makes every flight a safe, peaceful and in all fun.

i on the other hand have only twice on United in a 777-200 and a A320 which was an awesome experience.

[UAL151]

I agree with you United is awesome!!

[cwastudent]

Say IT AGAIN; UNITED IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

I have Mileage Plus I flew last from ORD-ORF roudtrip I'm trying to get my miles from American and United

[UAL151]

FYI!! moron United has great planes and Up to date interiors! So you want to talk about an awful airline why dont you go and fly Southwest and compare the two! You will be begging to fly United Again!!!!!!!

[XXXXXXXXXZIBIT]

ya the airplane is god but the people how work IS SHIT and that is true they want help u with anything

[UAL151]

Hey btiggz why dont you go get drunk again Fag! I can tell you are not a frequent flyer, so I know you dont know United like I do!! So like I say why dont you go get drunk again :( F** you homo!

[btiggz]

Are "drunk", "fag" and "homo" the only words you have in your vocabulary? You must have a lot of drunk fags in your life. Please continue flying United, as they only deserve worthless pieces of shit such as yourself as customers. Enjoy the ancient aircraft, the decrepit interiors and delays delays delays. I especially hope you enjoy the new domestic checked bag policy. One bag. Yeeeess, enjoy your shitty little airline, fucktard.

[UAL151]

You are all drunken idiots! Fags! United was voted the best airline!!!!!

[btiggz]

Voted best airline? Perhaps you should check your information again, dipshit. Or were you too busy jerking off using afterbirth as lube while thinking of United?

Thought so.

[Artic3600]

And their service was voted the WORST, you ding dong. Fuck United.

[btiggz]

Fuck United, and fuck all of you who keep this piece of shit "airline" out of a second bankruptcy/liquidation. Put this bottom-of-the-barrel "legacy" carrier out of its misery.

[UAL151]

F*** you moron, United is the best airline in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NickyAmerica]

uhhhhhh no, its singapore airlines, united best airline in the americas

[unive184]

These LOSERS look like they should be on a Greyhound bus!

[ariaxxi]

United has a bipolar range from happy manic good quick effective service and on time travel to absolute hell if on the other side of the spectrum. Poor day-to-day operations aren't foreign to the airline. If a ticket or gate agent is having a bad day, it's her purpose to cause your day to at least temporarily match the mood of her own bad day. Happy to be going home? That's my favorite time when United screws you over. Stranded is business as usual.

[upperboard]

i love United Airlines but this video is also a riot

[johnnypavic]

The second part to my comment has an error. in the parenthesis it should read:

"specifically but NOT limited to these people"

[chaosve]

poor guy... u stink :D

[johnnypavic]

Hey, MY NAME A JOHNNY. All you buckets of human waste, need to shut the fuck up and quit kissing united airlines' ass, please. Nobody likes seeing you scum sucking troglodytes covered from the top of your head down to your waist in shit from UA'S proverbial ass hole. If you think that they cancelled my flight because of me, or because they had some suspicion of it being unsafe, then YOU ARE WRONG! They cancelled it because they fucked up, and neglected to get a fuckin pilot.

[johnnypavic]

YEA! Now tell me again why I am wrong to be upset with united airlines. I have EVERY right to be! They were wrong and it cost me a day of work. So to (specifically but limited to these people) UAL591, THEAIRLINES06, UAL151, MOSHIDOG1, BOOMCHIKAWOWWOWO, and JOHNONOAHU: get the whole story before you try to bad-mouth someone and a video that they made while waiting 16 hours for the "next available flight".  Fuck you all AND your mothers

Thank you,

Johnny Pavic

[JohnOnOahu]

Too bad they didn't buy tickets on Croatian Airline's non-stop luxury jet service...oh, wait...they don't let airplanes powered by rubber bands fly in the US.

[croatianfan12345]

very funny sounding like borat

[boomchikawowwowo]

would you rather United cancel the flight or would you rather crash to the ground? Its not like any employee in the airline industry asks for flights to be canceled.

[Moshidog1]

no wonder they canceled the flight u moron and idiot !!!

[UAL151]

They are terrible people United is the best airline in the world!!!!

[THEAIRLINES06]

not good

[UAL591]

No wonder why they canceled the flight some drunk ey?

[adminisrator]

bravo. Pozdrav Johny iz Hrvatske od tvojih