Happy New Year 2012 from Roy Zimmerman

[Ant8974]

This comment wont be liked apparently but I like Ron Paul

[unragamuf]

I'm voting Republican because I want every Presidential speech to start with a joke.

[tvsinesperanto]

I'm voting Republican because I love to run multi-million dollar ad campaigns to tell the country that the rich are doing it really tough and need another tax break

[WTC127WTF]

I'm voting Republican, because I want to drown my own government in a bathtub I fill from my own private frack-polluted well.

[ObviousSockPuppet231]

I'm voting Republican because God obviously likes rich people better. How do I know that?---well, as they say in Sunnydale, 'Duh.'

[RangerReg08]

PS - I *really* enjoy the technicality and skill of your guitar playing. ;,)

[RangerReg08]

I'll be voting Republican because then I can meet behind closed doors with other elitist snobs, and the little people won't hear us.

[InsertName125]

so thanks for inspiring me alvis.

[InsertName125]

You can replace the word "paul" with "republican" in some of my previous entries, since the two are interchangeable:

I'm voting republican because freedom isn't free. Luckily, I'm rich enough to afford the entry fee.

I'm voting republican because I believe in freedom for all... unless you're a woman.

... because there's not enough corruption at the STATE level.

...because I think Jim Crow is a loveable Disney character.

...because the rich have been oppressed.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because freedom isn't free...

Luckily I'm rich enough to afford the entry fee.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because I believe in freedom for all....

unless you're a woman

oh yeah, and unless you're poor or a minority.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because there's not enough corruption at the STATE level.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul - the loveable racist.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because I thought Jim Crow was a Disney character!!!

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because the elderly have had a free ride!!!

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because the rich have been oppressed!!!

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alvis has left the building!

[InsertName125]

I think my best one was:

I'm voting for paul, because a million trolls can't be wrong.

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hi alvis. How are things in Graceland?

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because my boss wants me to.

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hi alvis

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because there are no liberals and conservatives...

only libertarians and the other 99%

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hi alvis

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because he's not a republican.... why? who told you he was?

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hi alvis

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because "libertarians" have too much time on their hands!!!!

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hi alvis

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because a million trolls can't be wrong!!!

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hi alvis!

[alvisc2002]

guys please... no more wars.

war is not what liberals should stand for :(

i mean you guys used to be about peace remember...

watch?v=Mb6ocX1Up2Y&feature=re­lated

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because he misses "His Precious!"

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because he has no past!

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Thanks for reminding me to keep commenting, alvis!

[alvisc2002]

@InsertName125

watch?v=Mb6ocX1Up2Y&feature=re­lated

[InsertName125]

@alvisc2002 Hey look alvis! I can flood your in box too!!!!

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because you have no right to health care.

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Thanks for reminding me about this video alvis!

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul, because anyone who hates our government should be allowed to run it.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul to give the Paul-Bots something else to do.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul, because he's never lied before... has he?

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for paul because I hate my grandparents.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting for ron paul because he doesn't want to be president.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting republican because they bear no responsibilty for their words or actions.

[alvisc2002]

Liberals: War with Iran. Continue on Failed drug war. SOPA. NDAA. Continuation of Patriot Act. Guantanamo Bay. Bilderberg supporters. Bohemian Club supporters. CFR supporters. Corporate bailouts. support the FED

Conservatives: War with Iran. Continue on Failed drug war. SOPA. NDAA. Continuation of Patriot Act. Guantanamo Bay. Bilderberg supporters. Bohemian Club supporters. CFR supporters. Corporate bailouts. support the FED.

Libertarians: No war. Only peace. And let people be free.

[deisum]

I'm voting Republican because I believe faceless corporations and zygotes should have the same rights as me[sic], which is to say, whatever they can buy.

[alvisc2002]

@deisum i'm voting democrat because i believe that just because a person Says he's a liberal/democrat actually means that he is. and i mean.. as a politician.. it's not like he'd LIE and turn out to be a corporate Stooge like so many fake neocons on the right. right?

i mean it's not like he's gona sign SOPA into the mix. or the NDAA, or continue Gitmo, The Patriot Act, or create the Homeland Security Act. right?

Please guys. open your minds and do a youtube search on Ron Paul.

Please :(

[sparrow3210]

Were I American, I'd vote Republican because life was better in the Dark Ages and I really long for the simple life of a feudal serf.

[MsDaniJT]

I'm voting for Ron Paul because I think Roe v Wade should be repealed, we need LESS regulation on Wall Street and churches should replace medicare. 

[alvisc2002]

@MsDaniJT plus he's against the NDAA, SOPA, Guantanamo Bay, and all these foreign wars that keep us safe.

[InsertName125]

@alvisc2002 You're right.

I'm voting for ron paul, because I believe in the freedom to discriminate.

[alvisc2002]

@InsertName125 please please Please do some research on him bro :(

dont just openly believe in that false left/right paradigm. Which party supports the import of chinese goods? Which party supports the homeland security act, the NDAA, SOPA, The Patriot Act, WallStreet and so much more? I mean if the democratic and republican "establishment" are so different... Then why do they all vote the same way in all of these cases? Would you please keep an open mind and research him? please?

[InsertName125]

@alvisc2002 WOW! For a PAULBOT TROLL you're lyrics are pretty bad!

Since you want to shift the point of the site to prose, what makes you think I haven't read things for myself? I'm sorry the truth of paul's past is inconvenient for your narrative.

I didn't tell him to speak to the john birch society. That was his decision. I didn't tell him to contribute racist comments to a racist newsletter. That was his decision.

[alvisc2002]

@InsertName125 ugh. they Weren't HIS comments :(

dude c'mon. remember the recent hit that was done? the youtube channel that was created with those false flag attack ads that were sent out on the same day the channel was created. and then Coincidentally advertised by FOX news? it's a fake left right paradigm. They ALL believe and support a war with iran, SOPA, NDAA, The Patriot Act and so on. I mean think about it. if Obama is a democrat then why is he more like bush than bush was?? :(

[InsertName125]

@alvisc2002 PAUL-BOT, What I think is fake is your comments pretending to not be conservative when your candidate is so conservative he wants to end Social Security.

You know, the more you appear on this thread adding comments, the more it reminds me to add more verses to the song. I think I'll add another one right now.

[alvisc2002]

@InsertName125 watch?v=Mb6ocX1Up2Y&feature=re­lated

[silvijakb1]

I'm voting Republican because Fox News told me to do so - they are fair and unbiased, so they can't be wrong.

[dorausch]

I'm voting Republican because Plutocracy is so much easier than Democracy.

[alvisc2002]

@dorausch if you vote for Obama you get the same thing. SOPA, NDAA, the Continuation of the Patriot Act and Guantanamo Bay. And another war (this time with Iran).

isn't it time we all used the internet to do our research and move away from this false left right paradigm? :( I mean havent you asked why CNN, FOX news, MSNBC and the like are ignoring ron paul.  Obama is not a liberal democrat. and Romney is Not a conservative republican. They're all corporate neocons :(

[InsertName125]

@alvisc2002 I'm voting for paul because Social Security is for the weak!

[dorausch]

Republicans say they want to make government smaller, and I believe them: look how effectively they shrank the economy under Bush.

[dorausch]

When Republicans promise “less government” they keep their word:

Washington has gotten almost nothing done since they took over Congress!

[rmajiros]

I'm voting republican for three reasons: 1. I want the insurance companies to regain control of the government. 2. I started drinking diet soft drinks and I'm losing my mind. 3. uhh, lets see... what was that third one.... I'm sorry, I don't remember.

[LeslieClemmons]

I'm voting Republican because I am tired of thinking and want to be a zombie!

[TheVoronINC]

I'm vetoing republican because the middle class is actually better in morals and know how to use a hammer.

[AlvinEinschwein]

I am voting Republican because Saint Ronald Reagan appeared to me in a dream and said "switch political parties" and "tear down that wall of logic!"

[OnyonKnight]

I will be voting Republican because the US flag is ever prettier when it's on fire.

[MsVSanderson]

I'll be voting Republican because I'm a moron and I don't care for anything or anyone other than myself.

[grriliketigers]

Already planning for your Baltimore performance in April. My friend is flying in from New Hampshire to go with me. Keep doing what you do!

[MoralRapist]

i vote republican cause i have no functional brain cells. And because logic is ruining america.

[anmoose]

Happy New Year, Roy!

I'm barely 50 miles from the impending mayhem in Tampa, and feeling like that's not nearly far enough away...

Been meaning to write and mention this... Lately a few of your newsletters have been coming in blank. Just the headers, no body, no links, no text. Odd. I'm missing the latest updates when this happens.

I'll be voting Republican because I'm dead and someone has stolen my fingers to push the buttons.

[bobwaits]

I'll be voting Republican because I can't....

[Liberty4Ever]

I'm voting Republican - for Ron Paul - because he's the REAL anti-war president, and I'm sick of Obama continuing Bush's belligerent pro-war foreign policy with an increase in the Afghanistan War, drone strikes in Pakistan, and a little war in Libya.

Oh yeah, and not surprisingly, the economy is worse too, with an added $1.5 TRILLION a year spent bombing people who didn't hate the US before a GE SmartBomb (slogan - We Bring Good Things To Death) leveled their apartment and killed their kids.

[Divergedwoods]

vote republican because, Fuck the Gays!... wait...no, dont!!

[ratholin]

I'll be voting republican because even when the democrats had a majority in congress obama still did what the republicans said so there's no real difference.

[Floydthefuckbag]

@ratholin so true

[gorthorki]

I would vote republican because of ron paul. and I am not jewish.

[ThirdEyeFish]

I'll be voting Republican this year because if the minimum wage is lowered enough that the value of my television set is roughly equal to a man's annual earnings, I too can feel wealthy.

[ThirdEyeFish]

Happy New Year, Roy.

[soylentgreenb]

If I was an american I would vote republican because I want whale oil to be recognized as a form of renewable energy and biofuel.

I would vote republican because fraud is impossible in the free market and regulations against fraud are neither necessary nor particularly useful.

I would vote republican because zygotes are people.

I would vote republican because perpetual war is necessary for perpetual peace.

I would vote republican because ketchup is a vegetable.

[MoralRapist]

@soylentgreenb you sir, are a genius.

[Hyperplaterine]

It's about time someone put those no feet bastards in their place. Do you have any plans to tour Britain? If you ever come over I'll buy you a few beers.

[Kazumaster]

So when are you coming to Helsinki?

[overratedname]

I'll be voting republican because, really isn't "war" just another word for "sustainable peace"?

[TheMarkworks]

My brain tumor is not killing me fast enough so I will be voting Republican.

[destinymagician12]

I would vote Republican if I lived in America because an American guy said that our health care system had "devastated" the UK, and he must obviously be right, because he said it.

[Afterthoughtbtw]

(If I were American) I'd be voting Republican because Bin Laden really needs a successor.

[Topmonhit]

I will vote Republican because people with more money should have more speech.

I will vote Republican because I want to see the Gulf Oil Spill II: Great Plains Oil Spill.

I will vote Republican because I like Wall Street, I like adulterers, and I like... uh... I forget the third one. Oops.

I will vote Republican because they are the job-creators! ...for satirists like Roy Zimmerman!

i apologize for the third one clearly old hat

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I will vote Republican because I like old hat.

[spazfox]

Looking forward to another presidential campaign. I'm already getting sleepy.

[DarkOneRRp]

I'll be voting republican because their economic plan promotes evolution; homo avarus will replace homo sapiens

[Eddy438]

I'll be voting Republican because I'm batshit-crazy like Michele and am looking forward to Marcus as our new First Lady.

Oh wait, she dropped out?

Curses!

[InsertName125]

I'm voting republican because the Renaissance was a mistake.

[alvisc2002]

@InsertName125 hi guys would you consider voting for Ron Paul?

or are neocons pretending to be liberal democrats / conservative republicans an acceptable option in 2012.

[InsertName125]

I'm voting republican because things can always get worse!

[pla1nswalk3r]

I'll vote republican because I believe that my invisible friend in the sky would rather see a fully grown woman suffer and even die that to let a trained doctor kill the klump of cells growing in her uterus.

[vintis88]

I'll be voting republican since I have my head shoved so far up my ass I can wear it as a hat.

[anubis2814]

I will be voting republican because I think America is ready for a white male to lead our nation.

[McDaidUSA]

I vote the George Carlin way: (google "George Carlin Voting" or paste the following into the YouTube search bar: /watch?v=xIraCchPDhk

[Hereticbooks]

I'd vote republican to spurn on WWIII so Jesus can return.

[TheStefanogaetani]

For God sake I don't vote up there otherways i would vote republican

[TheGaraiden]

Why care about voting? Shouldn't you guys take up arms because your Bill of Rights was recently pissed on again?

[Monstermarkus]

I'd vote Republican because some men just want to watch the world burn.

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

I'd vote Republican, becouse they are great comedy

[dhgelling]

I vote republican for the entertainment value

[kokotas18]

kinda sounds like watch?v=EnlqQfVhzkQ

[Freigeist20789]

I woud vote republican to accelerate americas decline and make place for a more free world

[ISlamMyWifeIntoAWall]

I love a good hard election

[Your1maginaryFriend]

i vote republican, so the critical mass of anger and frustration within the middle to lower classes needed for a system overhaul is reached sooner

[lokuzzz]

i vote republican beacuse i dont come from the usa.

[d4m4s74]

I vote republican because... Wait, I'm not American, I can't vote.

[BillG1224]

I'm also voting Republican because even though he hasn't yet, I'm just absolutely positively certain that Obama's gonna try and take our guns away. I just know it. THIS year is it.

Fox said so.

[BillG1224]

I'm voting Republican because I want to be the 9th person to vote for Romney, or something like that.

[gamerunknown]

Because 30000 Americans die each yearin car accidents, 45000 due to lack of healthcare and 616000 through coronary disease and the two most important issues for me are gay marriage and “state's rights” (which Lee Atwater described as a euphemism for “nigger”). Finally, ultimately, because the only two choices are between the two wings of the business party and will persist because the election system is designed to prevent what Madison called the “levelling spirit”, it won't matter a damn.

[gamerunknown]

because I believe in Gobineau's racial theory that people must reside on their own continent, which is why Mexicans should not be permitted into North America... because I think a minority group will try to commit demographic warfare by overwhelming the Christian majority in that region (and not in a good way, like the Texan revolution)... because I can swear by the crucifix around my neck that there's never been a wrongful execution.

[gamerunknown]

Because I assume Libertarianism originated with Mises, because I believe in Social Darwinism, because I think that people that didn't shut their mouth, get a job other than writing and pay their taxes weren't the people that founded the country, because it's to see a splinter in another person's eye than to gouge out my own one for lusting after a woman in my heart, because I believe property should have more rights than men, because you're a homo if you don't have an affair during campaigns...

[wimscheers]

I voted Republican cause I'm a Chinese agent.

[BionicDance]

I'm voting Republican because I voted Publican last time...

[pfte1]

I'm voting Republican, so I can be beautiful like Callista Gingrich, and not be able to actually shut my eyes when I sleep.

[jjsjeffjjsjeff]

I'm voting Republican for RON PAUL to END THE FED and END THE ILLEGAL WARS.

Additionally, I am interested in making America a free-er society, not a police state.

Obama recently signed NDAA. If you don't know what that is you should read up if you're not currently indefinitely detained without trial.

[zoxovox]

I'm voting republican because I want to legalize child labor.

[TheTruePooka]

I'm voting Republican because I don't need a refrigerator. 

[AIReject]

I'm voting republican because if America isn't the country the whole world hates, who will be?

Now when you open your eyes, take off your clothes for the TSA and vote republican.

[jjsjeffjjsjeff]

@AIReject Because O'bummer repealed the Patriot Act, right?

Oh wait, that didn't happen. How's that promise to immediately end the war going? Didn't happen. Still isn't happening. There are 17,000 mercenaries paid for by the U.S. still in Iraq.

[AIReject]

@jjsjeffjjsjeff I'm sorry. I didn't make a post about Obama. You must have me confused with someone else who actually supports his reelection. Granted, I don't support the election of any of the current Republicans either, but by no means do I support some of his policy decisions and under no circumstances am I actually voting for anyone unless forced to. If I can't support someone, I won't vote for them, and I don't support Obama or the Republican Party. I want a Democrat, not Obama.

[SuperAtheist]

I'll be voting republican if Ron Paul wins the nomination because I'm not a war monger like obama.

[AndrewTheEternal]

I'm voting Republican because the world won't ruin itself.

[AndrewTheEternal]

@AndrewTheEternal P.S. Best, and least self-centered, version of 'Christmas Shoes' I've ever heard

[temporaldisplacement]

I'll be voting republican because I'm a monarchist and I always vote agaisnt my interests.

[EzraAD]

Why I'll vote Republican: Jesus wanted people to pick themselves up by their bootstraps, that's why he ate four loaves and two fishes and let the rest trickle down.

[ottotechnica]

I'll be voting Republican because my pastor told me to.

[pchtermino1]

I'm voting Republican because I'm just sick and tired of being middle class. I want to aspire to something lower.

[lowcomedy]

I'll be voting republican because I hate myself and want to die.

[theanimefan101]

just saw the date your coming to wichita,KS, cant wait for Feb.18 see u there

[MrSchpankme]

Ron Paul 2012; or keep the same shit with a different name. These are just my opinions if you don't like them I have others.

[TheVampirella]

@MrSchpankme I agree 100% - with the exception of Ron Paul, there is zero difference between any of the GOP candidates and Obama. I wish more people would research his voting record instead of listening to the main stream media bullshit hype.

[theanimefan101]

when are you gonna come down to wichita,KS, still waiting patiently, and as always keep up the good work

[cookerg]

I'll be voting Republican, because I'm Canadian, so my vote won't count. Har har.

[Reptiliia]

Love ya roy.

[OffbeatBryce]

Yay First comment. and View.

[sotijas]

@OffbeatBryce you win a thumbs down, yay!

[OffbeatBryce]

@sotijas WHY?