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  • she would have fit in so well :')

  • i have used this monolgue several times for auditions :')

    works every time! XD

  • i love this movie!

  • XD Hilarious scene! But it must've took Debbie some time to set up a presentation before killing the Addamses. O.o

  • "Sorry Debbie no Mercedes this year we have to set an example..."

    Oh YEAH SET THIS!!!

  • "GRACEFUL!! DELICATE!!!!! They had to go..."

    Haha! Cracks me up everytime!!

  • "OH YEAH?, SET THIS!"

  • i have to memorize this for a school project! :(

  • ooooh school of rock principal ;)

  • I would be pissed too if I got Malibu Barbie for my birthday LOL!

  • I loved how Granny tried to care! "What about Debbie?" LoL!!!

  • 4:17 omg so funny and soo cute

  • @violetkitty411 was like this ~ God bless'em or God help Us :)

  • LOL at Gomez!!! XD

    "You took me in, you accepted me. But did any of you love me, really love me?" "Hands!?"

  • I don't believe I've EVER seen Joan Cusak look sooooooooo sexy in ANY movie?

    I love her as a blonde =D

  • Malibu barbie....the nerve.

  • 1:53

  • "sorry no mercedes this year we have to set an example" - LMAO love this film

  • Obviously 2 people got a Malibu Barbie for their birthday.

  • "All I wanted was a ballerina barbie, with her pretty pink tutu. My birthday. I was 10. Ya know what they got me? MALIBU Barbie!"

    XD

  • Should have received an Oscar for BSA,

  • Yeesh, Debbie caused all that chaos and killed her parents and first two husbands, all because she didn't get what she wanted. I mean, come on. You don't just go around killing innocent people because they say "No."

  • "What about Debbie?.....

    "Sorry Debbie,no mercedes this year,we have to set an example...oh yeaah?...Set this!" ROTFL!!!!!! I have no idea why I find that part funny!!!

  • She looks creepy

  • Love her as jessy in toy story !

  • GRACEFUL....DELICATE!

  • Slides? Jesus Christ, this woman has crossed more Moral Event Horizons than can be counted.

  • aww this is the edited one. at the end her implants fell to the floor.

  • @TekkamanChronos Really, i didnt know that??? :O... i must be so funny XD

  • 4:15 <3

  • God I love this movie.

  • Does anybody know the name of the music in the background? at 2:29?

  • ITS DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL!!!!!!! haha now i understand

  • "an axe that takes me back." lol I luv the grandma!!! And Debbie is my fav character she Is soooooooooo funny!

  • Still reminds Me of @violetkitty411 ~ R ~ dark-side kitty ~

  • @violetkitty411 dramatica page~ bit the dust (kitty made a new friend?)

    ~ so ~ this is about as close or as good as it gets ~

  • Malibu Barbie....

    The nightmare! The nerve!

  • I absolutely love how the addams's agree with mretty much all of what Debbie is saying!

    The baby is adorable too!

  • lol when she's says graceful and delicate she like slams her hands together.

  • EXCELENTE JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

  • I love this scene. It is absolute genius! I performed Debbie's monologue in drama class recently and had so much fun with it! I think I scared a couple of my classmates who were expecting Shakespeare, though...

  • @Bella1951 ~ promising comment ~ is @violetkitty411 acting ~ what's Ur estimate:

  • @Bella1951 I hope you enjoyed screaming OH YEAH?? SET THIS!!!!! and also that : sor ry Debbie no mer ce des this year we have to set an example... HAHAHA

  • LMAO! I love how she slowly says "Malibu Barbie" as if they're retarded.

  • lol Debbie is Ophelia after a few more years of romantic rejections. If only cousin Itt wasn't such a playboy

  • @violetkitty411 is like this ~ lol ~ sigh ~ 

  • Two dislikes? Must be the ghosts of Debbie's first two husbands.

  • 4:13 - 4:24 LOL!!

  • My parents - Sharon and Dave, Generous doting.. OR WERE THEY?!... This film is ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS AND DEATH LAUGH BRINGING!!!

  • 'Don't I deserve love...and jewelry?'

  • R.I.P.

    Debbie Jellinsky Addams

    Wife and Psycho

  • LOL OMG! THE PEOPLE ON THE PLANE ARE LIKE WAIT DID YOU SEE A BABY???! OUT THE WINDOW! WTF

  • the baby when he is crawling at 2:11 he looks like wtf  wheres everybody

  • MALIBU BARBIE!

  • " graceful, delicate..." we've been quoting this scene for years!!!

  • LMAO ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES

  • @retaredfarted123 LMAO YOUR FACE IS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE

  • @PunkChump49 yeah when it was in your mom's bed last night ,your dad was laughing his ass off

  • Debbie : "did any of you really love me?"

    Gomez: "hands..." (nobody moves) LOL

  • lol the grandma is that chick from,,, when a stranger calls. She plays the main girl Jill (Old version)

  • I love how this is pretty much the only movie ever where the heroes are rooting for the villain

  • "SET THIS" LOL

  • Next time tie up the baby as well lol

  • Are you kidding, Debbie? All that chaos because of a doll you didn't want?! LOL

  • I love it. She totally fits in with the family and doesn't even realize it. xD

  • @VampireSyan That's exactly what I said when I watched this movie. :P

  • I have an audition for a comedic play and I'm gonna use her monologue

  • I am auditioning for a comedic play this friday and I'm gonna perform Debbie's monologue.... omgcan't wait!!!

  • Debbie was just a plain spoiled psychopath. I mean when I saw this scene I was like, "Is that what this is a about, Debbie? You're angry because you didn't get a Ballerina Barbie? You're angry because your first two husbands were rich and you wanted their money?" Debbies does not desrves love and jewelry. She deserves to rot in a padded cell. But Joan Cusack played her perfectly. ^^

  • an axe, that takes me back, LOL

  • MA-LA-BBOOOOOOO BAR-BIE!!!

    lmfao :)

  • What fool "disliked" it..... Shall we kill him Debbie style?

    Youtube user "Sorry youtube I dont like this video, I have to an example

    us: OH YEH... SET THIS!!

  • what about Debbie?? Sor ry Debie no mer ce des this year we have to set an example... OH YEAH?? SET THIS!!

  • I can't tell how she killed her secondd husband can anyone else?

  • @schitzophrenicJesus She hit him with the car.

  • @schitzophrenicJesus she bought the Mercedes and ran him over

  • This totally sums up why some people become psychopathic murderers - they didn't get a ballerina barbie when they were kids =p "Malibu Barbie... that's not what I wanted, that's not who I was. I was a ballerina - graceful, delicate" Gee I dunno, I mean, she looks more like a boxer than a ballerina at 0:46 to me. I <3 The Addams Family - they are so wonderfully weird and creepy.

  • MALIBU BARBIE??!!?!?! lol xD

  • You people think this is funny? My mother never gave me Malibu Barbie. You can;t know the pain and misery. I hate all of you!

  • @satinbarbi Hello Debbie!! xD

  • hahahahaha...I can't stop laughing..such a funny movie.

  • "They had to go!"

    *slide shows house burning down*

    I love this movie! This is my favorite Joan Cusack character. She is so funny in this movie.

  • I'm using this monologue for an audition coming up, oddly enough. It;s so strange and fun and you can do it the way she did it or be completely split-personality with it or whatever! Very fun!

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  • @Potellio me 2 xD

  • MALIBU BARBIE!:D xDDD

  • Debbie...i'm with you....totally

  • I love this scene, Joan Cusack is incredible in this movie

  • Pubert=total beast.

  • generous, doting.. or where they? lol

    " what about ur neeeds?" the grandma kills me

    so i killed... so i maimed... so i destroyed one honest life after another... lmao

    this whole scene, debbie was the movie lol

  • Debbie: you took me in, you accepted me, but did any of you love me?

    Gomez: "HANDS"

    XD

  • "Graceful. Delicate!" lol This is such a classic comedy scene!

  • Wow she burned down the house because her parents didn't get her the damn barbie!!!!??? Oh well god I love This part and I accually think that Pubert is the most adorable little baby ever!! And I'm not lying!!! I'm dead serious! Lol!

  • i love this scene...she's defenatly talented....

  • What about Debbie?

  • Malbu Barbie....The Nightmare, The Nerve.

  • I love Debbie

  • I have always wanted her shoes from this scene! I wish I knew what happened to the wardrobe! Great scene!

  • I have to do Debbie's monologue for class, so I'm glad that this is here.

    I also love that 'Don't I yearn, and ache... and shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry?' part xD I love saying that :)

  • That baby IS a cutie <3

    and lol "What about debbie?" lol that gets me every time

  • wednesday is my all time favorite

  • I love how Morticia says "Malibu barbie" so sad and hilarious!!! XD XD XD

  • @tqvivaperu I think if Morticia's parents had given her a Malibu Barbie, she would have killed them too lol

  • @SibGirl01 -indeed-a very astute observation

    :)

  • I love this scene. we have to set an example. oh yeah? SET THIS!

    too funny

  • dont I deserve love ... and jewelry jajajajaja

  • The Grandma is so brilliant in this scene( as is Ms. Cusack ofcourse).

    "What about your needs?"

    "An axe, that takes me back."

    "What about Debbie?"

    Flawless delivery!

  • Oh yeah

    SET THIS

    best face ever

  • MALIBU BARBIE! xD

  • Wednesday is probably thinking 'I knew she was trouble!' when Debbie is giving her speech and 'Ha Ha take that bitch!' when she is getting shocked.

  • HAHA! Fester's face when she's getting fried is seriously worth the price of admission. Hysterical.

  • I love how the credit cards just fall at the end lol.

  • All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie

    At my birthday, I was ten

    And you know what they got me?

    Malibu Barbie! That's not I wanted that's not i was I was a ballerina!!! Graceful!!!!!!!!!!!

    Delicate!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ..they had to go

  • I Loved it when debbie turned to dust she deserved it so much! What a funny and great comeuppance for that evilbabe...;-)

  • Haha I've been watching this movie since I was 4 years old. Still one of my favs. Does anyone agree that Debbie Jellinsky is one of the greatest villains in movie history? I've always thought that and this scene completely sums up Joan Cusack's performance.

  • @SonnyJamesJefferson yes , totally.com

  • @SonnyJamesJefferson If this performance was in today's movies she would be GUARANTEED an Oscar.

  • @brchris69 Yes, without a doubt lol. Another scene that sums up her performance is when she's holding Fester at gunpoint after blowing up the house. Joan is brilliant!

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  • i love this movie

  • that baby is DEFINATLY an Adams

  • When she makes references to her senator not buying her a New Mercedes she sounds like a CEO bitter at the government for not giving them a bailout to pay for their new Private Jet.

  • On IMDB, they said that Pubert was played by a girl.

  • Yes "he" was

  • by twin girls. so two girls

  • Yeah, twin girls! :)

  • I love how the family isn't even anger at her. Addams rock.

  • I love this. My favorite scene from the movie. Joan Cusack is amazing!

  • I love Joan Cusack!

  • I wanted a birthday Barbie and my mom got me the wrong one and i didn't burn down the House LoL!

  • She wanted a ballerina BARBIE when she was 10??

    I was over Barbie by then, and I don't get over things that much.

  • things were different then. unless u were 10 then.

  • excellent point!

  • I love how deadpan this family is!! LOLZ~!!!

  • That is one smart baby. I loved the "An axe. That takes me back!" also.

  • i love how Morticia nods after she says "don't i deserve love...and jewelry??" *nod* hehehe

  • i like the baby. he's smart!!!

  • that is my son

  • Debbie Jalinsky Addam is not really dead yet. After she got buried she still rose from the grave and scared the shit out of Wednesday Addam's boyfriend.

  • That was Thing.

  • OH! So Debbie Addam is really dead?

  • Yup. I mean, it is kind of obvious, seeing as she turned into dust.

  • Have you checked whether it is a man's hand or girl's hand?

  • Maybe it was a woman's hand, but it certainly wasn't HER hand anyway.

  • The hand was Thing.

  • It was Pugsley's.

    You could tell if you really look at it.

  • Oh.

  • i LOVE this part because she gets her just desserts when Pubert dis conects and reverses the charge

  • that bitch was crazy

  • isn't Pubert Cute :D

    ''Malibu Barbie''

    ''The Nightmare''

    ''The nerve''

    xD.. great part:D

  • lol i love this part. she is a killer because she did not get a special barbie. lol

  • What is it the she used to killed him? the pictue doesn't show anything.

  • it cheers me up to see my uncle in action...lol

    R.I.P Raul Julia

  • Was Raul Julia your uncle?

  • THAT EXPLAINS WHY DEBBIE IS MAD...

  • 2:41 she looks like lindsay lohan: really love me?

  • I love this part shes hilarious.

  • Debbie Jalinsky Addams is really a psycho. I say she definitely qualifies to join the Addams family.

  • only she steal's money unlike the addams they are weird but surely kind!!

  • "Don't I deserve..LOVE..and Jewelry?" Rotflmao at the credit cards!

  • "Sorry Deb no mercedes this year we have to set an example" ohhh yeah?!?

    SET THIS!!! xD xD xD xD xD

  • lol malibu babrie(or whatever she says) X)

  • man debbie and the addams would have been a good family if she wasnt there for just the money geez psyco people lol

  • i like it when her shoes come off!

  • And when the credit cards fall in the ashes xD xD xD

  • I love this movie so much.....

  • I Loved the last part when debbie turned to dust

  • "sorry about dinner debbie. The pope had a cold"

    *flicks slide. Holding axe at husband.

    "An axe. That takes me back" lol^^ I love that part^^

  • Sorry Debbie no mercedes this year we have to set an example.... OH YER SET THIS

    LMAO

  • somebody can translate this vids to spanish?

  • Good luck!

  • LOL, Wednesday is totally unfazed by seeing Debbie being electrocuted.

  • one of my favorite scenes/ script of the entire movie. i even memorized those lines hahaha. thanks for posting this :)

  • OMG ME TOO!! XD i've been saying those lines since i'm 12

  • Mal-i-bu Bar-b-ie!

  • OH YEAH, SET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! classic

  • MALIBU BARBIE.