Battlefield 3 - Rocket Jeeping: 100 Mines and a Jeep Later...

[skillsforever1]

Did he just get launched about 5miles away

[NinjaWolf750]

Someone start getting ranges down for this, i wanna start launching those at jets coming off the carrier... Or atleast at tanks leaving deployment

[gta4player1809]

Imagine you are in a jet, you look over to your right and you see the gunner shooting like a mad man while the driver is waving at you.

[CRJumpify]

This isn't minecraft, you cant crash a battlefield 3 server with a few mines

[plxz4r]

Tactical Jeep Incoming

[MRQuartix]

pvvvvvvvv good looking game haha minecraft looks better!

[MaximumCrash]

Meanwhile, all the girls are in enemy hands...

[bestfrombests]

you should name it ´´tribute to Neil Armstrong´´ ......

[MiXeGGG]

I LOVE CHEATS FOR BATTLEFIELD 3

[Grz3chu12]

ALE WYJEBAŁO O CHUJ

[Pankratous]

Can't do fun stuff like this anymore due to the stupid patch that limited the amount of mines you can use at once. D:

[x0java0x]

Wonder what would happen in he got targeted by a javelin...

[zizomastertrick]

meanwhile in mw3 some guy shots an ospery with a javelin

[Gearlan92]

why would you not put the guy with the camera IN THE JEEP

[averagepersonish]

mean while in mw3, some one throw a grenade

[ZorkuAravar]

@averagepersonish @DrHavoc1 Meanwhile, I still don't care.

[averagepersonish]

@ZorkuAravar about what??

[SlumDogBillionaire1]

when you feel like planting 106 mines and thinking of making a jeep fly, there is only one reason to do it: You're High has Fuck.

[0001Virus1000]

what?  no C4?

[baseBALLSOFFURY]

I want to see it from the jeeps view

[killerfishfinger]

Should have had a in-jeep view.

[DrHavoc1]

meanwhile in cod, a car explodes.

[xXTheGameKingXx]

Wombo combo!

[Protosack]

record the jeep drivers view

[DaMagicConchShell]

how the fuck did you get 100 mines......

[PINGPONGROCKSBRAH]

Anyone else want to see it from the driver's view?

[Colecool25]

meanwhile in cod a clay-more blows up

[disengagejam]

Meanwhile another random BF3 soldier yells out

"I'M GETTIN' FUCKED IN THE ASS HERE" XD

[MrGreenpo1son]

on xbox i can only put 2 down :[

[StatusQuo137]

@MrGreenpo1son it s no only his mines u retard

[promsii4]

i counted 98 mines

[aMyZize]

only at Battlefield 3

[InebriatedAssClown]

@aMyZize or halo..

[WatchOutBR]

@aMyZize only in BF3, god

[0incorporeal]

I never have bothered to find out about AT mines whether you can keep resupplying and laying as many as you want? I think the max you could lay in BC2 was 6 and this is using that engine so I would have guessed it was also limited. I can't remember how many I used to lay in BF2, as they were way more effective and couldn't be shot so they generally killed a tank not long after being laid...

[GoldenPrime]

"okey guys next, the TANK"

[ComedyNaruto]

these guys need sex

[unknownbeast134]

How was this related to ponies...

[991Ivo]

@unknownbeast134 Magic way to many magic for you to handel

[ElocTheComrade]

looks like the giant got him first...

[NowLifeStarts]

nerds?

[womball]

I resemble that name...



[SpartanT49]

I feel like you should have started off saying:

"I'm Wombo, and this is the Rocket Jeep."

[Calmarix0069]

What Mombo's character was thinking: "Why do they do this to me"

[Gaslydeath]

how do you do private games on BF3? because thats one of the main reasons i got rid of it.. that and every game i went into needed me to get into a helicopter to get out of the spawn zone, and it didn't tell me how to fly the fucking thing.. on final attempt before getting rid of it i got in heli to try and learn and ended up flipping it over then dying and then spawning constantly under it

[1337stSnipes]

@Gaslydeath its not the games fault you just suck at it

[MrGeforcerFX]

@Gaslydeath you need to find a server with one player start, or you need to buy a personal server, if your on PC this is, if on console idk

[Gaslydeath]

@MrGeforcerFX i had it on console and couldn't get a server on my own.. only time i actually got anywhere on it was when i was messing around jumping off a cliff on one level with a friend he jumped his jeep off and i dived off, we went to see who could hit most people.. he got about 5 and i got about 8.. was funny to do

[lucas40684068]

thats why this game is awsome

[Pigboy501]

30 seconds later... "Captain, we're on our final stand! This is the last remaining MCOM! We must keep it safe!" "Don't worry. Our entire team has located inside this house. Nobody will be able to get in" *Jeep crashes through the wall at terminal velocity 100 Killing an enemy! 100 Killing an enemy! 100 Killing an enemy! 100 Killing an enemy! 100 Killing an enemy! 100 Killing an enemy! 500 MCOM destroyed!

[SeraphCannon117]

Houston, we have a Unidentified flying object in our space...wait...Is that bill?

[Katrina9132]

The BF3 space program.

[ultrared27]

How did you get all them down with out it deleating the others?

[ximx123]

Meanwhile, all the objectives are in enemy hands. xD

[sirhalyavshik]

@ximx123 untill they crap pants after seeing that we have flying JEEPS

[123thalha]

@ximx123 meanwhile a car blows up in mw3 XD

[EAPwn3d]

U can join him on the flight throw a nade not a rpg on the mines and quiqly get in the car ENJOY

[mattuiop]

1. pause and mute video  at 0:40

2. open another tab with and play /watch?v=MPkhhLC1tf8

3. go back to this tab at resume video

4. ????

5. PROFIT!!!

Thumbs up for people to see!!!

[The1andOnlyCG]

hello i'm jonny knoxville and this is JackBattlefeildAss

[MrRandomCan]

I remember this in Halo, Battlefield just as awesome.

[osmanturk1907]

Why dont you show it from his POV!

[Kocayine]

Low FPS when recording because your computer sucks is not lag

[jaseandjohn]

@Kocayine its fraps

[RussianYou1995]

How did your other ones do not disappear?

[carzyboii20]

dnt try this at home lol

[Jordancod5]

The Battlefield 3 Space Program

[MrEdgass12]

I count 77 mines ...

[Adamburlo]

What a waste of bombs, but really who cares it's a thumbs up for you!

[damienp1988]

nice video but the guy in the jeep should have been recording aswell

[Finderup100]

How to get to the objective before the enemy! :D

[zangk2k]

I counted 99 mines

[rcguy4373]

that was funny.

[pinkfloyd870]

Meanwhile, in MW3, Mommy says it is time for the children to go to bed.

[Androkill91]

lol comment il a volé



[Thrangar3]

What has this world come to...

[MrINDAMONEY]

hey, i did this once too, then i went home and played BF3

[unleashedutube]

meanwhile your team lose by 200 points because two dumb fooks are fooking around and not helping

[wazbat1]

@unleashedutube It looks like it was a empty server, dont be so pissy about little things like this :-/

[rigsta]

LMFAO. My sides hurt from laughing...

Some epic comments here too XD <3 the team rocket one.

[JavaLuCpp]

I used to do this in Operation flash point.... Blow up a Tank with C4 and hit Russians with it

[Rompehaar1]

101*

[effilang]

This is how Chuck Norris gets to work.

[matiasirm]

thats the efect of the falcon punch xD

[NegativeBratski]

@matiasirm and the effect of chuck norris looking at you

[RimshotKiller]

To the moooooooooon

[ArmySniper3]

So... you did a warthog jump

[WorksopGimp]

Thats funny 

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[hoseinqadam]

i would have loved to see his side of the story on his screen. plz do one.

[TheMegaDirtdiver]

CRAZZZYYY REAKTION!!!!!! :D

[fulach2]

Bandicam is better than fraps, doesn't make you lag much at all

[TheDoritosMan]

@fulach2

Thanks for the recommendation :D



[IntelEdits]

@TheDoritosMan DxTory is the best though.

[NTHorn1227]

@TheDoritosMan DXTory doesn't affect your FPS when recording at all. :P

[TheProjectileproject]

@fulach2 i get more fps with fraps than with bandicam

[StringsOfHarmony]

TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGGGAAAIINN

[SeraphCannon117]

@StringsOfHarmony Wait! WHERES PIKACHU! 1...2...3...What the fa......BOOOOOOOM

[bleachmania99]

thats awesome



[Christmasman11]

Meanwhile in MW3 a UAV was called in

[Christmasman11]

@gmk120 46 people thought I was right

[gmk120]

@Christmasman11 yeah, and 40 million people think COD is better than BF, are they right?

[Redsunrise86]

@gmk120 If their preference is scripted destruction, unrealistic shooting, and a lack of any kind of variety. Then yeah, i guess they are

[gmk120]

@Redsunrise86 you know battlefield's destruction is scripted too? Dynamic destruction would be blowing up half of the wall, a small part of the wall, but in Frostbite is scripted too: if you hit a point with an explosive it will blow, always the same way. The destruction animations are always the same. Actually the only game with dynamic destruction is Red Faction: Guerrilla (maybe there are other games, but i don't know) and unrealistic shooting... the only game with it is arma 2.

[jaseandjohn]

@gmk120 ARMA 2 is pretty good, well cept for the microsoft sam voicing, it was still a good purchase :D

[gmk120]

@jaseandjohn yeah, they should improve the voices, but recording all posible sentences would take months

[jaseandjohn]

@gmk120 Anyway, it was fun playing it, ARMA 3 is said to be using PHYSx so that's a plus

[gmk120]

@jaseandjohn yeah, the online is very exciting, 32 men jumping from a C130 2 km above ground... and ARMA 3's engine seems very stable and optimized, but the real thing is in Virtual Battlespace 2, is a game only allowed to be used by the military, and it's very hard to find it on the internet, if you are part of an army of the NATO or USA you can ask a copy for free, but if you are a regular civvie you must pay 1500 bucks lol. Its made by the same guys who make ArmA.

[jaseandjohn]

@gmk120 Yeah, i've heard of something like that

[2008jefe]

@gmk120 nope

[gmk120]

@2008jefe ?

[syath1991]

@Christmasman11 i hate MW3 like the most, but these phrases begins to bore ;)

[Christmasman11]

@syath1991 I couldn't help but think it though

[fastwolf98]

@Christmasman11 mean while on youtube someone posts an unoriginal comment

[sjadude3]

@Christmasman11 Shut the fuck up way cooler shit happens on mw3 than this dreadful game

[jman18345]

@sjadude3 not true at all

[Mastermind12358]

@sjadude3

like.. what ?

[Ghormac]

@sjadude3 Like......?

[ZorkuAravar]

@Christmasman11 Meanwhile, another person begins to not care about the dumbass "Meanwhile in COD" comments.

[brubbie1012]

i counted 999 mines

[FerreusNRG]

@ZorkuAravar you should get a medal for that, good sir.

[GreenGamer38]

@Christmasman11 meanwhile in your ass a penis makes his way in

[gmk120]

@GreenGamer38 lmfao

[BeC0o1]

Terrible waste of time if you ask me.

[Fudo94]

@BeC0o1 So having fun is a waste of time?

[krissmith1986]

@Fudo94 I think he meant in a broader sense that video gaming is a waste of time.

[matchbox2022]

best. tactical. insertion. ever.

[ItsxJ0SHY]

Y U NO GET HIS VIEW OF IT?!

[manishy1]

We have a visual on an... enemy... UFO. It appears to be... uh... a jeep.

[Ultma1]

My computer would crash and never turn on if that happened to me

[Twister2222222222]

I hate these stupid ad people screw off

[Mrhaveaseat2012]

noooo not wombo!!!!

[OhLookaFanboy]

is this patched?

[Owninatlife]

@superakon456 seriously? It's Kharg Island.

[superakon456]

what map is that

[J88Wolf]

FOR SCIENCE! 

[BronyHeretic]

Why is Brenden from Home Movies there?

[Jo1champion]

107 mines and a 2 meter hole

[HyPegamer07]

lol

[watcher1232010]

FAKE it were only 99 I counted!

[fransamson]

0:11

RPG Guy: I think there are few of them

[raidersfootball20]

what i would do is put c4 by the mines and detonate it when im in the other seat in the jeep...i wouldn't wanna miss out on the ride

[fuzzyfasi]

Go pros in the military hahaha

[Lol5o412]

Fun way to get across the map :D

[LastKnife123]

Meanwhile...

in bf3.

[Isaakmedextraa]

"Good luck Wombo". "okey" replied wombo nervously, unsure as to what would happen next :D

[Aeroshmundel]

ахаха прикол)

[TheVTBROSEPH]

The virgin is strong in this one

[y2kplus9]

Lol. The things people do when they're bored...

[RockinRaptorHD]

soo fucking funny bf3 video on Jizzbagg channel

[Ricardo7250]

this is what we call a chuck norris home run

[InsaneCommunity]

Mhh i only can plant 6 mines :(

[tuswraith]

This is why I'll always be a BF junkie



[dx89148]

how do you put that many mines

[lukamodrijan580]

jackass



[gdacrc]

Wombo seemed calm

[calebdrowell22]

Team rocket's blasting off again!