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  • Where's part 2?

  • Tarzan boy FTW

  • I remember the first time I saw TMNT 3 was on TV. I was scanning the channels and saw TMNT 3 on TV Guide channel. I turn it on and see all this Samurai shit... I was like "uhhh is this the right movie?"

  • Kevin Nash! lol

  • The answer is F: FUCK ALL THE ABOVE!

  • still blows my mind that kevin nash..aka big daddy cool diesal played super shredder..if u dont believe me watch the end credits and look up the interview with him

  • I thought back around 2006-2007 this was on YouTube.

  • Link to the videos

    cinemassacre(dot)com/2011/04/1­2/old-turtles-videos/

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  • sly movement from the video

  • UPLOAD PART 2 YOU DUMBASS

  • 2:07 Come back here! I'm not finshed with you! DAMN!

  • Just noticed that TMNT IV: Turtles In Time = TMNT IV: TIT

  • @000apina000 ahhahahah LOLZ great connection there !

  • if you want to see part two: look at cinemassacre(dot)com, episode 18 & 19, look for "Full list of AVGN videos"

  • I remember the Nerd saying that someone else did a more in dept review of the movie does any one know who did it?

  • volumes fucked

  • время постучать молоточком)))

  • 00:09 sick reflexes

  • Its a fuckload better than part 2! Part to was a shitfest!

  • Fun fact: The TMNT III review was actually uploaded on James' YouTube channel back in early 2007, but it was removed due to terms of violation. Ironically, the whole TMNT III movie is uploaded onto YouTube. You might as well just watch it on Cinemassacre.

  • hahaha even you describing the intros of the first two gave me the same chills i got as a kid.

  • Oh, brother. If you thought this was bad, you shouldn't tried reading the novelization of it. Yes, there was a novelization of this movie... sorta. Except it had nothing to do with Samurai lantern time travel. No, instead, Michaelangelo buys a magic lamp and wishes to go back in time and have a wild west adventure.  This is why I got an extra laugh when the nerd said "it could only be more cliched if it took place in the wild west and started with a train robbery." Yeah. He's right.

  • To SpamLizzo: That is too Funny. The Turtle is whiping April with a Whip.

  • The first TMNT movie was really enjoyable because of it's dark tone and it's royal to the comics. The second was okay but not as good as the first. The third movie is god awful.

  • If you think TMNT 3 is bad, you should watch Disney's "Babes In Toyland"! It's WAY worse!!!!

  • 1:28 wtf????????????????

  • This movie was filmed in historic Astoria, Oregon. I know because after my dad graduated highschool in '91, he was saving for college and got a job building the set for this movie. Thats the only reason I watched it at all.

  • i can barely hear this video

  • @CamsEyeView That's to prevent the video from being removed. Just turn up the volume.

  • If it were about Takahashi's Urn than this may have been good (fans of the show would know what I am talking about)..

    Sadly we didnt get that..

  • 1:32 The comics came first.

  • 2:09

  • @killer92173 Sorry, I meant 2:10

  • Where was this video originally posted?

    I remember seeing it but I can't remember where.

  • 1:29 april finally getting a spanking??

  • Everyone keeps asking why there's no part two, so let me explain once and for all. Months ago, i posted both parts at the same time when i noticed it wasnt on youtube. it didnt take long for youtube to delete part 2, while ignoring part one. a few months later, i uploaded part 2 again in higher quality, only to have it deleted again. i have no idea why this happened, but the rest of the video is on youtube anyway, so just watch that. hope everythings cleared up now.

  • @14rock9 Acuattly, James Rolfe himself toke down the video/

  • @14rock9 Accuatly, James Rolfe himself toke down the video himself.

  • @14rock9 yeah,you mean youtube = assholes that delete every good video,assholes thought you copxyrighted

  • @14rock9 Actually, if I remember correctly James originally uploaded both parts on YouTube. What happened was that part 2 was removed due to a copyright claim by New Line Cinema, leading to his first strike on his YouTube channel. Part 1 was going to be next, so James removed it before he could get a second strike.

  • @14rock9 You could upload it on Dailymotion. There's no copyright BS there.

  • @14rock9 Wait, the rest of the video is on youtube? What's the url? I can't find the whole vid myself.

  • @billruller other people posted it, unless they got deleted. look around.

  • where the fuck is part 2?

  • LMAO @ 1:28

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  • 1:29 During the action figure scene, I couldn't help but see a kid making one of the turtles whip April O'neil in the ass. Yeah!

  • Part 2?

  • it was originally was in myspace video but because no one uses myspace anymore no none seen it

  • Where's part 2?

  • The tape sliding out of the box in the beginning was funny

  • howard the duck is 10 times better then TMNT 3

  • where's part 2

  • @14rock9 why are you allowed to post part one, but not part two?

  • @thegreatmabel i honestly have no idea.

  • @14rock9 probably because it's a violation of copyright

  • @14rock9

    YouTube wants to get rid of the evil sin you've commited by uploading a video you don't own and piss off the users who didn't check for a part 2 before they watched.

  • @14rock9 Something's copyrighted in part 2.

  • Good God. Family Guy is better than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. (Imitating Quagmire) Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck FUCK FUUUCCKK!!!

  • Did anyone else notice at 1:29 how April is bent over while one of the turtles (Donatello, I think) is whipping her?

  • @DocAwesome25 ha ha ha i was just about to point that out. those are some sick little kids.

  • 2:34 When I was a kid I used to think that girl was incredibly HOT.

  • By the way viewers, part 2 is back.

  • @14rock9 umm where?

  • @CollisionCorpse *sigh* youtube deleted it again just 2 days after i posted it and warned if i did it again, they would "terminate my account" (I mean, its not like i can open an account again with a similar name and just post the same videos again, youtube is WAY too smart for that.) anyway, sorry.

  • Help I'm a turtle and I can't get up!

    Lol, best quote ever.

  • now i didnt think it was that bad, but then again i didnt grow up in the 80s

  • 1:29 lol

  • tmnt from 1990 was THE BEST turtle movie, period. i was only 7

  • @pyramidhead138 you know, that movie came out 5 years before i was born. I didnt even know it existed until James's review. When i saw it on youtube during winter break of last year, i liked it. Then last week, i watched it again, having bought the dvd. This time, i thought it was awesome. It makes me wish i was born in the 80's like my sister and i had watched the cartoon. However, I'm going through a marathon now, watching every episode. It should be fun.

  • @14rock9

    Let me tell you, the only thing that I can even come close to relate it to is the Pokemon craze. You were old enough to hit that one, and damn it was huge. Yes it was a waste of money, but one day you look back at it and you smile, recalling a time that didn't suck.

  • @FedorovAvtomat honestly i never really gave in to that craze. i just let it pass as something im sure would have been fun if i tried, but i could do fine without

  • I wonder how many people would have been pissed if they had the wolf and snapping turtle in the movie like they were, but NAMED them Bebop and Rocksteady lmao, there would've been riots

  • I was totally let down when Shredder revealed himself at the end and he WASN'T the pizza delivery guy at the start of the movie.

  • Today's version: Blood+ the movie

  • playing all those shitty games honed his reflexes. LMAO!!! 0:10

  • Interestingly, on the more recent DVD releases, it's subtitled Turtles in Time on the cover. It's bizarre since the only thing they could be referencing is the XBox Live and PS3 remake of the old game. That means that future audiences will probably know this film as "Turtles III: Turtles in Time" and it'll be the legitimate title.

  • I know this might be wrong but( By the way like this movie even know it didn't have any other characters from the show) I think that chances are that bad guy, the leader of the japanese army, is an ancestor of the shredder, Look at the scroll he talk about in the movie, it showed the turtles so maybe way he is shredder's ancestor.

  • I think James should comment on the 2003 series.

  • this is so unclear to follow. wheres part 2?

  • Have you tried uploading part 2 again?

  • @paranormalscholar13 maybe, as long as youtube doesnt become an ass to me again.

  • Where was this review originally from? I can't find it on cinemassacre.

  • when i was 5 i got this on VHS i hated the first minute of it i only wached it for 5 minutes 

  • what do you think of the 2003 - 2007 serise?

  • @JengaSoft me or James? Cause i love the 2003 series.

  • @14rock9 james

  • @14rock9 this is how i rate the tmnt series

    Tmnt 1: kick ass

    Tmnt: 2: pretty cool but coulda been better

    Tmnt 3: oh dont you EVEN get me started on THIS one!

    TMNT cgi movie: entertaining despite a few boring parts

  • @pyramidhead138 i agree.

  • Laughed my ass off at the sock puppet XD

  • Most retarded thing i ever seen i swear.

  • Obviously the nerd has not seen The Room

  • "The blank, empty space within and the void it left in our hearts." Epic.

  • @OddDeity

    If Twilight New Moon is the Worst Movie i've ever seen, Then FRED: The Movie make New Moon look like 2001: A Space Odyssey...

  • 11:05- That's how everyone on Special Agent Oso talk

  • Hey, what's that april?

  • well, part 2 just got fuckin deleted, so enjoy part 1 on youtube while you can.

  • @14rock9

    I found the A V G N video on his website but for some reason it's filed under nerd you should check it out

  • @911fob i know its there. it just hasnt been on youtube in a while since it got deleted. so i decided to put it on again

  • @911fob its under nerd because the nerd is reviewing it not James Rolfe

  • @14rock9 Damn Cinemassacre copyright grounds...Let's hope they don't find this.

  • 1:29 lol Poor April

  • :59 dude I hear you

  • actually he uploaded it but it got deleted due copyright issues

  • the first movie was THE SHIT

  • The Nerd did upload it when it first came out, but for some reason, it got deleted. This was the one too that introduced me to the nerd.

  • @SSlovebird oh yeah, i do remember it being out for a while, then i never saw it again. so...here it is again

  • @14rock9 Thanks.

  • If that's the worst movie he's ever seen, I'd like to see him review Barbarella. It makes Turtles 3 look like a masterpiece.

  • WOAH, the captions are relatively accurate this time!

    Love this review, thanks for putting it up.

  • thanks!

  • thnx man =D

  • I lolled at the sock

  • @katievet123 i know i did too

  • awesome! thanks so much for uploading this!

  • hope u enjoy finally being able to see this. just make sure to keep the volume up. its kinda quiet

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