gambling with my body

[valkyrie40205]

It threw me off when the 'put the lotion in the basket' voice popped up.

[justicefmprice]

Val reminds me so much of my ex, Gitti Askari--same personality, same humour, same accent and Archie Bunker-type method of jumbling up definitions.

Gitti was a little cuter though.

I know, I know...hard to believe.

Too bad she was a talentless psychopath.

[carypappass]

Yeah ok, your cute big deal !

[heybooboo757]

Very cute Young Lady. "Coke" Addict, lol.

[jformaldehydem]

How'd you go with that?

[PoseidonKross2009]

kidney stones fucking sucks

[StimuLAZ]

I understand what you say about Coca Cola and various other addictions.

I don't understand why you have to explain what your painting means. It may not be a great work of art, but you should at least trust that it speaks for itself. People will react to your paintings in different ways and there is a chance that their personal reaction is worth much than any art critics explanation.

Don't be an art critic. Develop your talent and trust your work.

[WyattVox]

@StimuLAZ As an artist in the musical aspects, I like to keep my lyrics to myself until someone actually asks me about them. I let they speak for themselves unless a person wants to know the real story. I'm guessing she gets the question "What does your art mean?" a lot of the time. Thus, answering the question with a vlog.

[StimuLAZ]

@WyattVox My point is she should not have to explain, but trust that it speaks for itself as your lyrics do.

See what I am saying. The whole video is about explaining the painting which she should not need to do.

[justicefmprice]

@StimuLAZ

If you took the time to read the title of her "vlog", you wouldn't project this apparent tunnel-vision you have.

Val's.....art.....DIARY.

You do know what a diary is, don't you?

And it's purpose?

If I need to explain this further, you likely wouldn't understand anyway, so I'll save my fingertip cells and say adieu.

This chick is one-of-a-kind.

Anyone with two eyes and an asshole can see that...so why can't you?

[StimuLAZ]

@justicefmprice Maybe if I took the time to read all the meta tags I would know how I ended up here. I was definitely not searching for any art diaries because I do not have that kind of tunnel vision.

Her heart is like a textbook illustration. It is not a standard symbol of infatuation from a deck of cards, so she does not have that particular kind of tunnel vision.

I think she is talented and of course she is one of a kind. We all are. Be cool and save your fingertip cells.

[TheMensaGenius]

You could have sex for about $300 with random guys and give away a painting for free, guaranteed way to get $300 per painting....your welcome *wink*

[matthewgroen]

lol she just wanna sell her paintings... XD yall know right?

[matthewgroen]

@rleer23 hahaha

[W00TTANG]

I was linked to this video from a climbing video. I was firstly disappointed at the lack of climbing and secondly disagree with the idea in that painting that gambling with your health wins peanuts. "Gambling" with risk and danger gains an undescribable amount when you win. The feeling cannot be beaten, so when you have a good hand it is definitely worth it. Back to the climbing.

[iHenners]

Surprised nobody picked up on the Whores Racing as well as the Slut Machines...

[fusilier45]

I would like to drop something heavy on your head,it would please me!

[jthmdomestic]

Caffinated beverages in general are habit forming. Withdrawal is usually mild, lasing anywhere up to a week, symptoms include severe headaches, chills and shaking.

[bbob765]

Slut machines, whores racing, she's a huge gumbler!!

[TubeYourTV]

Stupid foreign bitch. Please speak your own language and leave our English alone! You're SO ugly! What are those things you're doing with your stupid ugly mouth every 2 seconds? Seriously, I mean this VERY seriously your painting really looks like crap. It lacks any interest or form and the colors are like mud. GOD if I were the CEO of YouTube I would charge $10 per video upload. THEN, the world wouldn't see all the crap from stupid people who happen to feel like posting a video of pure bullshi

[c9brown]

@TubeYourTV You seem stressed. What's the matter TubeYourTV? Life gotcha down? Feel like your ownership on your language is slipping away? Maybe you should have paid more for it. $10 maybe every time you felt like writing your opinion?

[TubeYourTV]

@c9brown NO, actually, people like YOU got me down bitch because I wish it was legal to break your fucking legs and peel you skin off with a dull knife. But, unfortunately not yet. I don't post any videos for the same reason I told this bitch. I'm realistic and AT LEAST I'm aware that I have no artistic talent instead of posting every little, stupid thought just because it's free to do so....for now!! SO,FUCK off bitch and go wash your mother's dirty stinkin' cunt!

[MrShiz75]

She's super cute,funny and a talented artist.

[SpinDizzyMR]

Where do I go to find the slut machines and the whores racing? :-D

[mrsolofeo]

I think she is like a lot of cute, talented, slightly off-kilter women. She has some intelligent things to say, but her mouth outpaces her brain.

[deadcell1]

she resembles Madison Page from Heavy Rain.

[DonDiego256]

People, she's talking about an addiction to Coca-Cola. Duh...

[xsickgamingx]

lol what the hell is this!

[TheLoyalOfficer]

This is RETARDED. So boring...

[GuyHengHeng]

Lol.. what does gambling with your body got to do with your video??.. and coke?

[KillTheFear]

I wish I was a hot chick. I could talk about absolutely nothing and make money on youtube too! God they're poopping up everywhere.

[albertiam]

If you drink too much coke then stop drinking that shit. Exercise a little self restraint.

[007eumamerda]

slut machines and cocaine = perfect

[1eyefor2eyes]

@GUARDIANOFFOR Idk what the fuck you just said but right on man.

[yatwice]

i liked the video.

[mribintsev]

girl, what are you talking about? nobody gives a fuck about it. and yes. Freud would say that you told truth about coke addiction. give it up.

[normalpsychology]

Who the fuck watches this idiot? God damn.

[samy300c]

your extremely lame , i cant stand your annoying accent either. You have to put coke addiction and gambling to get views..... If it wasnt for that who would watch , good luck to you. but at least you know what your meaning of life is lol

[JohnnyBGood11]

I thinks, many of men have lost on a slut machine!

[boosterdaily]

This has no content - BORING. I just typed 'Anything Else'. I would rather watch ANYTHING ELSE than this. TERRIBLE!!

[soccerwave126]

worst intro ever

[sleevedagger]

i think i love you.

[Koolshorts]

I replaced coca cola with pellegrino because its bubbly!!!!!!

[Koolshorts]

@Koolshorts it worked

[Janix1971]

Val, you are gorgeous. And your painting is beautiful and deep. Oh, I've had kidney stones, too. They suck. Especially since I only have one kidney to start with. OUCH!

[Nondairyreamer]

huge gobbler???? lol

[tashiwangchuk60]

fuucckk u biitchhhh..............

[hahaha01357]

where can I get one of these...slut machines?

[stillmatic117]

i'd gamble my dick for a shot at your body

[TemerityApparel]

You need to stop the coke habit. It is highly acidic and sugar is the number one thing cancer cells feed on.

[hahaha01357]

@TemerityApparel :D ... just like every other cell in your body!

[violenceinc]

i have photoshop! that makes me an artist!! :=D

[sixfromnine67]

lol, she's addicting.....Sounds Latin, Sexy, talented and Gorgeous..

[nosajj12345]

You never lose playing those slut machines...believe me I know!

Thank goodness for slut machines!

Thumbs up if you like playing those slut machines.

[Gmichels07]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay there

(bit.ly/AmbersAcesAndJacks)

[mygaffer]

I love slut machines.

[TheKvo10]

did she say slut machine ??

[dezeya2k7]

Whatever it is, I don't get it.

[pitbullshark1]

slut machines!?

[KillTheFear]

@pitbullshark1 Dude, I heard it too.. Slut machines. She so crazy..

[WoFxInFeCtEd]

i cant figure out your accent what kind is it?

[soukupb]

@WoFxInFeCtEd It sounds Spanish

[soulsurvivor52784]

@WoFxInFeCtEd Italian

[adscor11]

I wish my worst addiction was to soda. Must be nice :)

[FadingDesire]

your a coke addict and huge gobbler?

sounds fun.

[nazaxprime]

Gobbler?

Hehee

Seriously though, it took me a second to figure out you were saying gambler.

Hmm, normally I am not into these hot chick videos, but I am a Coke addict too, and I want to see your art.

Bring on the art!

Lovely accent BTW.

[viziosus]

also:

show some tits

[InTheLifeOfAnArtist]

Huh?

[JaySky181]

Uhhhhh I typed in "iphone 4 case" ...Uhmmm I'll take a phone case from her anyday:)

[SSparks555]

I can hear her Espanish accent. Muy bien.

[jembozzo]

who's that bitch ?

is she a whore ?

[Squashylemon]

What the fuck is she talking about?

[DoctorSparta]

really, coca cola. you might want to specify that its not cocaine next time.

[nazaxprime]

@DoctorSparta Umm, she pretty much covered it all, so there is really no need for a "next time"...

Just saying.

I happy with this, I love art, and she didn't whore out at all... :O

/shrug

[migitmatador]

quite the saavy marketeer.. and beautiful voice. yes the misspelling is on purpose is that gangsta polka in the background?

[Thereisalwaysmore]

your a bit wacky but very cute. I guess we all need a little bit of crazy in our lives to make our lives interesting. Nice work on the art, hope that you keep doing it.

[DukeofUSA]

I do not understand her uga buga language!

[chiangmai1963]

Why are you promoting the myth that attractive young women are stupid?

[openuniverse2003]

Oh, I get it! You DRINK "coke", you don't SNORT it. LOL! You're so sneaky! Seriously, God's curse on Man when he expelled Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden was to make more and more of these STUPID BROADS. Am I the only person who's noticed that most women are STUPID AS SHIT? Like THIS dummy?

[citizencrack1986]

@openuniverse2003 hey brotha, it's not just the women who are mostly dumb, lol...it's mostly 99% of men AND women who are nimrods. But women really are God's gift to men i believe. The one's who are tollerable and actually intelligent and hot are all worth the trouble of having to sift through the dumb ones till you find a good one. I'm sure women feel the same about men...they have to date 50 guys before they find one who can fuck her good AND be a good relationship guy, lol.

[chessinfantry]

@openuniverse2003 damn ur a straight asshole, you cant be a man so you take it out on woman? what cause no woman wants to be with you? oh i know, your dick probably looks like a whistle haha dont hate on me when you see your girl sittin shotgun in my car satisfied and happy...loser haha

[openuniverse2003]

@chessinfantry You ain't getting into this bint's pants, son, so get over it. She doesn't even know you exist. Deal.

[chessinfantry]

@openuniverse2003 see now u mad at me cause i figured u out...you think cause a mans nice to a woman hes tryin to hit..thats ur logic right? cause i LIKE woman and you obviously dont. ur a womanizer and everybody that reads ur comment knows it, im thinking ur just wack and have no game so u take it out on woman cause they dont want to be with ur sorry scrub ass...ur more of a bitch than a bitch in my eyez boy

[openuniverse2003]

@chessinfantry You're a retard. Go off to a quiet corner and cry like the little beeyatch that you are.

[chessinfantry]

@openuniverse2003 lol yeah, thought so, now u have nothing to say? thinkin ur a man, pickin on girls tryin to make somebody else look stupid backfired on ur punkass huh? >: )

[openuniverse2003]

@chessinfantry You sound gay.

[TheTrueGamble]

im a gambler... when i die and get to heaven, there will be a big crap table waiting for me, and i will eternally get to play with my friends, and my God.

[todddeth]

@TheTrueGamble If you are playing God i don't like your chances

[pinz2022]

@TheTrueGamble

Is there any hidden symbolism in the poker hand she was depicting in her painting?

[litterbox123]

nice

[mutapopulusnigra]

where i can get one of these SLUT machines from it would save me so much time trying to pick up girls

[5eriousness]

i love you

[rush2905]

lol you look cute and you talk cute

[standauffish]

Gamble? LOL That is what we DO in Vegas...

Sooo... any naked pics? :~P

[standauffish]

Coke is a conspiracy run by the Mormons.. you are supposed to get addicted :~P

[localSickened]

eeeewwwwwww

[Pectabyte]

I like your videos.

[TheRadical42]

I have sometimes wondered if you bet a hooker that she can't give you an orgasm is that Gambling or Prostitution? Hmm. Does it depend on the outcome?

[IrizW999]

i want to be like you when i grow up, i think nobody can hate you. you look so kind, happy, pretty, and you are great in art!

[DarkerLtd]

did she say Coc addict? wdf WDF.. is she nvm 0,0

[BubbaGump010]

she's cute, love the accent too

[Bethiyah]

her accent sounds russian

[Tilyard123456]

Why is this very sexual. lol.

[jldyr2]

Coke and Pepsi contain phosphoric acid, this is an acid used to clean auto parts.

[ROBLOXiansRejct666]

Where is she from? Lol.

[arodin]

But peanuts are scrumptious.

[thehammerofzuess]

i am so confused

[wilomica]

That reminds me to put coke on my shopping list.

[worldalvin]

retarted

[19thepyrochilibean]

it's the sugar in the coke she's adddicted to lol

[xxdarkstar7310xx1]

i thought cockaine and she ment coca cola

[Sal0ma0]

@xxdarkstar7310xx1 ahaha M2

[soranB55]

@xxdarkstar7310xx1 yes me too. I thought she ment cock addiction ....

she not only looks stupid she sounds stupid too.

[standauffish]

@soranB55 speaking of sounding stupid... looked in a mirror lately?

[MrFranklin00000]

lol i know like wtf

[GetCrunkProductionZ]

@xxdarkstar7310xx1

Cocaine*

[joshfan518]

@xxdarkstar7310xx1 cocaine*

[Ryooken]

@xxdarkstar7310xx1 Actually in the beginning they actually put cocaine in coca-cola.

[brown029]

@xxdarkstar7310xx1 what a tease



[SPIKEYQWERTY]

bwahaha....

how the fuck do these vids get featured...and my topic is waaay off..

i was watching a bunch of ww2 tank vids..then i saw this featured in one xD

[19thepyrochilibean]

@SPIKEYQWERTY LOL! same i was looking at plane games

[DANIELQ247]

lol I thought she ment cocaine..... well im gonna play with my SLUT MACHINE

[dan122189]

i thought she meant cocaine and not coke-ca-cola

[TheDirtyBurger]

your absolutely irresistable. this may come as a surprise but i would hit that for weeks.

[Dishfarm]

She is beyond pretty isn't she? And her art is pretty cool.

[pinz2022]

@Dishfarm

She lays it on with a trowel! You call that "impasto" right?

[Terrekon]

yeahhh... i ate a lot of candy and had to get cavities drilled. I gambled, too. but those reeces cups were worth it.

[sheemsheem]

LOL...wow...the intro is so phunny...im too high phor this

[Megadeth502]

this is stupid....honestly...whos not gonna drink pop or eat candy because its unhealthy....we already know that shit...if you dont, your dumb. but guess what. life is about enjoying the time you have. im not gonna avoid stairs because i might fall and get hurt. and im not gonna stop drinking pop.

people who live like this are just lowering the happiness .

live in the moment, because you could watch your heath all the time and still die of cancer, and at the same time a smoker may live longer

[J00PseudoSon]

"I am a huge gobbler."

lol

[benjorgensen1]

wow, this helped me. i just quit coffee two months ago and its been really hard, i didnt have any withdraws as i had only been drinking it for two years and 24 oz a day, but i had a very strong emosional attachment to it! i was doing coffee "third wave" style. (look it up) roasting my own beans and putting everything in a very scientific light, monitoring brew temp and everything. and it tasted so good! but really i never got much more then that from it. it was only a selfish indulgence...

[dorianscheenloop]

Lame!!!

[Quicksilver903]

coke addict. I thought she was talking about the drug

[XThunderClanX]

she says coke, the drink every one !  jeesh !

[0Shank0]

coke addict huh? I'd do a line off her ass

[0mgwaffles]

i hope you are talking about being a 'Coca-cola' addict...

[brothlick]

lol slut machines and whore racing?

[burnstagger]

Go back to Russia or wherever you whore.

[bulavo]

@burnstagger

shes not russian, and who the fuck needs your primitive english, 3-year olds already speaking it, its so easy and ugly and dumb, daaamn even yanks can do it!

[IWannabeJew]

Confession of your addiction is the first step.

[snoopybiggs]

learn inglish

[porcovasco]

I can't look at your eyes while you keep mooving your mouth like that! I like it, but I can't!

[werewulff3]

I love your personality its just unique and amazing...but yeah my dad had kidney stones from drinkin to much coke

[davidkoo2000]

dumb

[WalekLWC]

sexy girl :)

[melardkey]

what happens after 0:15? I fell asleep.

[Fennecfox10]

coke?  I thought she was addicted to cocaine 0.0 thank god I was wrong

[namestheyhavearedumb]

@Fennecfox10 exactly wot i thought!

[hyE4mzq45yjCU8ckJl7b]

She's a huge gobbler

[gunsnatcher2112]

I'm addicted to Fiber but it hurts the hell out of me lol

[delameu]

la catedral represent

[bdubbz06]

lol cock addict



[ziosamsamsam]

camelfarmer or cameltoe?

[MrLycanthropy]

I'd like to gamble with her slut machine ;)

[zeno57]

@MrLycanthropy ;;but where is the slot to insert the coins?

[atheisttotindekist]

I would love to give this woman a pearl necklace

[guitarconasor]

I don't believe one word he says.

[alalalana]

u r a smart, beautiful girl! thank you for sharing your wisdom & insight :)

[welcometourf]

yet another thumbnail cleavage attention whore on the internet

[CAZPERsayz]

you must be a screamer in bed

[kimosha3ban]

i thought she meant cocaine i was luck fuuuccckkk

[LoveMe24HoursADay]

Having Fun Is Ok But Your Searching Too Hard For The Answer..your Art Is Suffering You Need a New Direction..Something Beyond New That No-one Else Has..

[DoctorS8n]

A huge gobbler?

[SonofSivadas]

i love her french accent.

[DerDomas]

i just want your HULK fist

[1ERIC2YOU]

did she say slut machines?

[serratop]

switched off after 30 secs

[secc991]

I'd slot machine her

[hopdirtstone]

I'm a Val's art diary video addict. I would be in really bad shape if I was addicted to you in real life. (In carnate) I always try to avoid gambling since I hate to lose anything, anybody, or even everything.

[hicksi61]

I have PKD too thankfully successfully transplanted 29 years ago