March 13, 2009: The Day in 100 Seconds

[Kellron50018]

I hate march 13.....

[jenniferxcookie]

i turned 13 on friday the 13th

[hispanicarab]

We shouldnt run gov't on polls? Was that a serious statement? Are there that many differences between polls and votes?

NO.

[Halftrac]

IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!

[MelanieLouM]

AHHH!! FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!! O_O

[Hereticbooks]

Friday the 13th became a bad omen on Friday October 13th, 1307 when the Knights templar were suddenly arrested for crimes of heresy, so that the King of France, Philip IV, could seize their weath. Kinda takes the magic out of it, doesn't it?

[outled]

i love these 100 sec vids your doing, really encapsulates the internal memos keywords and phrases well.

cheers

Joss

[justsumdude899]

Have we learned nothing from Cramer vs. Stewart?

[t4705mb6]

Only watch the mass media for ONE reason; "Know thyne enemy!".

Check out the CIAs "OPERATION MOCKINGBIRD".

[franknyt]

Paraskavedekatriaphobia, my spell check says that's misspelled!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!

[chikifree]

nothing happened to me yesterday

[mccarthy71]

HR 1207 Audit the FEDERAL RESERVE!!!!!!!

HR 1207, contact your congressman!

[dejahthoris]

I think all the Ron Paul people who used to spam youtube with comments ran out of stuff to spam about so now it's this big scary conspiracy ad nauseum...OOOHHH scary!!! we get it now.

[MooseOfReason]

dejahthoris, Since when is citing a bill introduced in Congress, a "big scary conspiracy"?

[nongo]

the phobia for fear of long words is so fucking looong.

[windowlicker1]

lol, almost sounds like you're afraid of it.

[mitchrix31]

i love these vids!!

[Paracropolis]

American news reporters always say a whole load of crap a lot of the time it seems. Here in the UK, our news reporters don't seem to have as much fun.

[digamejh]

Not everything should be fun all the time...

[Nekru2]

"This is gonna fry your calamari"

Haha. American news shows are so weird...

[MooseOfReason]

Nekru2, At least ours wait till buildings fall down before reporting they have.

[Nekru2]

What the hell are you talking about?

[slammah2012]

He is talking about the Solomon Building...

[Nekru2]

Right... I still don't get what he means.

[slammah2012]

The Solomon Building was reported back on 911 by BBC to have completely Collapsed in its own footprint.....

The cause for alarm is as they told the story, the building still stood ominously in the background of the reporter....after a feed cut.....and 20 minutes later, the building colapsed into its footprint...

this is a BBC dig....

[Nekru2]

Ah I understand. However, the BBC is not Australian.

[shfbdfi1273]

fuck you

[mjones1021]

fuck you faggot why dont you shut the fuck up before I come over there and kick the shit out of your limp dick ass why dont you get that fucking sand out of you fuck vagina before I have to dick slap the shit out of your faggot ass face bitch.

[freechoicebb]

wow

[Oghaso]

I broke my leg yesterday fk!

[XIxPlatinumxIX]

i hope u fuckin die from it u little cunt

[squidb8]

I don't really care who blames who for what. Its the nature of team politics to point fingers.

[josh99smith]

lmfao!!

the economic troubles are over?? lol yeah right

just like gerald celente predicted..the power bankers are making it appear as if the economy is on the road to recovery just to get people confident so they can invest the little they have left back into the markets...once all the money is back in the markets..they pull the plug one last time and wipe everyone out completely destroying the dollar and putting us in a deep depression....

search "gerald celente glenn beck"

[honestlycorrect]

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" We should not fear anything but fear"

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[carrierexchange]

Ahh Fox News! Reliable bullshit everyday!

[matman125]

So it was a pretty good Friday

[slammah2012]

1 star because zero is not available...

[ironclad452]

slammah2012: "1 star because zero is not available..."

Sure it is. It's called not rating it. Give it zero stars. lol :)

But what don't you like about it? The editing is phenomenal!

[slammah2012]

I give it zero stars because the content is as uninformative as the news is on TV...

[simplewhimsy]

C'mon man, this is the entertainment portion of the news. Who gets their news from the TV any more, anyways?

[slammah2012]

Too many get there info out of this dribble....

one numb minded vote cancels a well researched one...

[Mychaels]

They dropped their load of meat. I had that happen once. Damn it hurt.

[ForzaInternazionale9]

Whats TGIF ??

[3star2nr]

thank god its fry chicken

[437thx1138]

Too Good It's Fake.

If you stare @ the DOW all day.

[nasanction]

The stock market is still down by 50% from 14,000... False security is being pumped out by the media again...

[flang]

Hopefully, the DOW won't go to 14000 again. Remember what happened last time?

[nasanction]

Agree, The market needed to correct it's self. How ever, after the infusion of trillions of dollars into the hands of just a few at the expense of the tax payer, this is no longer possible... We are now doomed to a hard crash...

[Richardgwm]

We are witnessing the death of the Republican party, and it is a suicide.

[dralavant]

Just a few more elections, it'll be all over for the republicans.

[monalisasmiles4you]

MEAT!

0_0

[BlueEagle8]

Watch The Obama Deception free on Google video.

[philly1537]

go fuck yuh self

[sailfished]

even a dead cat can bounce if you throw it down hard enough, watch the Obama deception if you dare

[RealCaptainAmerica]

Hahahahaha. Idiot.

[slammah2012]

the Obama deception is an Awesome video....

[shurikennin]

8/10 Americans blame The GOP? Man, they aren't coming back into power for a while unless the Dems screw up big time. Or if it is made to look that way.

[dsgspm]

i have a deep distaste for steve doocy

[brooksaceb]

Free Meat

[voyeurdug]

Fourth day up (from near-record lows), for the DJIA, and it's Friday the 13th. Either it's the dawn of a new era, or it's a slow news day.

[flang]

Market goes up 4 days in a row, all of a sudden no Socialist or Communist comments regarding Obama.

Hmmmmmmmm

[mpost81]

Went up six day's in a row in November.

[mpost81]

Funny thing is is that was under the Bush admin, market went up 891 points, Obama only got 614 points, according to your logic Bush was a better pres?

Ever heard of a bear market rally? Dumbass!

[flang]

I don't know where you get your statistics, but on Jan 20, 2001, DOW was at 10,587, on Jan 20, 2009 the DOW was at 7,949.

That's not +891

It's -2,638, and I'm not counting the drop from 14,000.

Get fucked idiot.

[mpost81]

You are the dumbass who thinks a 4 day rally is the end of the crash, also I didn't say anything about Jan, I did say from Feb 20 through Feb 24 the Dow went up 891. Sorry but Obama is a socialist and it has nothing to do with the markets.

P.S I think you should go buy more stocks the bulls are here to stay!

[flang]

I never said a 4 day rally was the end of the recession. May want to learn how to read

"Funny thing is is that was under the Bush admin, market went up 891 points" No mention of a time frame in there, nice try

[dejahthoris]

yeah we are all doomed, we get it. you go ahead and think that

[Uwiluz60]

flang....No one needs to make comments about Obama and his socialist views..everybody knows it...And they can't do anything about it...Well maybe someone might...Lets hope not...Look how his positiveness was on the market this week...When you don't cry CRISIS every day it really helps...I think he might be getting it !

[alltherestaretaken]

OH TEH NOES SOCIALIST VIEWS !! OH NOES!! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT SOCIALIST VIEWS!! Man the Retardicans are struggling to find something to hold onto.

I LOVE IT!

Anything is better at this point than more neo-republinazi fascism which has destroyed and bankrupted the United States. Launch two wars and cut taxes. Pure genius.

Douche.

[flang]

Only morons talk about socialism.

PLEASE DON'T TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ECONOMY MISTA PRESIDENT, LIE TO US.

[Uwiluz60]

You know hes pumping it up for his agenda ! Your smart enough to know that...Its a down turn as 1980 was....SPEND our way out with our worthless money...we have to borrow....Good Idea !!!

[laleeloolelo]

Hey Uwiluz, why aren't you answering my question back in TPM: March 6, 2009: The Day in 100 Seconds?

Here's what you said there: "Some of us don't like changes and updates to the constitution."

So i asked you: "Really? Not even the one that abolished slavery or gave women the right to vote?

Really?"

Do you still feel the same way about the constitution?

[Uwiluz60]

laleeloolelo....That's a little loaded question don't you think...Of course am against injustice...But when you mess with the blue print and foundation your walking on thin ice..Our fore fathers knew tyranny and put the greatest of safe guards in it..Thomas Jefferson wanted all men to be created equal right from the start and said the union would not stand more than 50 years with out it..4 score and 7 he came close to being right..No I feel it is not there to play with..I want them 2 stand by it

[dylanbryson]

you hunt people down on youtube who dont reply back. cool man.

[slammah2012]

we are all equal in Chains.

[Uwiluz60]

slammah2012....Good come back...Good comment...small and to the point..I like that !

[ver506]

I love how FAUX news blames president Obama when the market's down, but nobody says anything when it goes up. Lol...that's fair and balanced for ya!!!

[winner3000]

Great video...TGIF!

[CalexanderJ]

Doocey's singing voice ain't half bad, he should quit his day job.

[Chestmuscles]

lol I dig the music at the end although the 13th is nothin to worry about IMO, I had a good 13th to be honest, it's the 14th in my country now, so the 13th is over for me, meat! :) lol

[dogstar7]

Sen. McConnell: "I don't think we should run the government by polls..."

Silly me. All this time I thought that's what running a democracy was all about. Should I burn my voter registration card, then?

[dylanbryson]

i agree... just thought i had to say that since you got the ol -2

[sailfished]

we dont live in a democracy, we live in a constitutional republic, democracy is mob rule, but no you should not burn your v.r.c. peace

[dogstar7]

sailfished,

Thank you Professor Obvious. You must think you're slick every time you pull that one out. What a tired republican mantra, that is.

Democracy is the proper reference here since the discussion is speaking to process.

Quote bumper-stickers elsewhere, please

[sailfished]

yes o erudite one to whom I shall bow to! your reprimand is piercing me to my core . my libertarian foundation is shipwreck . what shall I do in the face of such penetrating analyses. peace

[digamejh]

We don't have a new President every day, we have a new President every four years.

[smalltownatheist]

woah.  is the day over already?