CNN's New High Tech Caucus Explainer

[petepete227]

IT'S THE DILDO PEOPLE!!

[torca1950ancola]

What's with Ana's face at the beginning

[NaziGOPBallmer]

Haha, I was thinking Cenk would end up saying "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto"

[hootiemack]

Reminds me of those goofy Taiwanese CG animated news stories...

[juffan]

I wish these guys didn't try to make jokes because they are very not funny.

[yaminbinbaqui]

The Hologram Presentation was incomplete. Shouldn't there be strings on top of the candidates, party officials, and the media person... connected to a Giant Corporation Weeble on top perhaps?

[grencez]

Rebecca Black for president!

[Badchoicesmade]

love how the "if you miss this you can catch it on the daily show with jon stewart" was the moment of zen a few days ago.

[NorseMariner7]

Wolf Blitzer should be teaching grade 3 civics. I nearly died laughing when he said "Listen to this Anderson! The caucus goers get to vote!"

[tctheunbeliever]

They could've saved a lot of money and just used one of those old vibrating football games.

[JagjeetMann]

they forgot to include a giant corporate machine which has bought the system hanging there pooping these candidates out

[httm241]

@JagjeetMann cnn sucks

[Dipstikk]

That's so patronizing. 15 people still did not understand how the weebles work.

[fadedxrated909]

ahha ahha, he said caucus!

[hofifut]

If you impressionable idiots actually watched CNN, instead of taking the grandstanding Cenk's word as gospel, you'd find that Blitzer does ask challenging, tough,and pertinent questions to his guests. He just doesn't make himself the story, like Cenk tries to do. He treats his guests with respect,and doesn't try to talk over them.

And while Cenk's criticizing Blitzer for being a robot, why don't you look at your own hosts (Michael Shure, Ben Mankewitz, Anna Kasparian, RJ etc). Glass houses...

[Chubearishere]

@hofifut ... we know it's you Wolf, just stop it.

[arsenelupin123]

I empathize with CNN, they've got the computer disease that makes you do all kinds of useless stuff just for the sake of playing with the programs. Most people who have done programming know what I'm talking about.

Still it was a facepalm moment.

[DimitriGoryenko]

anderson cooper, love him

[DimitriGoryenko]

I love anderson cooper

[invalidacess]

ahhhh this visual helped me understand wat the hell a caucus is .... sad day for me.

[cnbank]

I love how Anderson knew that would be on The Daily Show.

[nateb212]

@cnbank yeah that was hilarious. cooper is awesome.

[pinkstrawberrypig]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

[395235]

LOL the token black weeble

[mrrossjonathan]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

[naym2011]

wolf is a former jewish lobbyist

[IsDaMicOn78]

I didn't know that the people from the "LIFE" board game was considered high-tech...

[jasonfermenter]

Everybody is represented by a dick!

[pinkycheeks]

hahahahahah that is so accurate to wolf blitzer lmfao

[DEroHq]

And this isn't even the reason CNN is bad...

[34jake34]

I never asked for this

[dmcarefuldriver]

Hey CNN, why don't you spend all that $ you're wafting on this shit on something else. Like, oh I don't know, real journalism to replace the fake news reporting you currently do.

[Asher8328]

I know it will never happen, but I'd love to see Cenk interview the vacuous Wolf Blitzer on TYT.

[clockworkscott]

jesus christ cnn facepalm!

[Juliusthebastard]

Anderson Cooper is the biggest hero ever.

[MaJieMao]

Anderson was so right about the Daily show, that's what makes it priceless

[RightWingHunter666]

Jesus I wonder how much money they spent on this retardation .

[C666O]

@RightWingHunter666 They had to lay off half their researchers and library staff for this crap.

[dlucas90]

It's a Zionist's nativity scene, only instead of showing the birth of Christ is shows the stealing of an election. Ain't it cute?

[ProgressiveOasis]

This is investigative journalism? ... ...

[Jingozaa]

i think CNN was trolling at this time

[Teremei]

I hate CNN, but I love this! I mean this is quality entertainment. Maybe the guy behind it is a TV genius! I can't stop watching this.

[98bigbutt]

They look like a virtual version of the Fisher Price toys.

[98bigbutt]

Quote from Gerald Celente-"CNN stands for Cartoon News Network.

[RESISTING1]

I think it has some legitimacy considering the majority of Americans have no clue how the electoral process in their country even works.

[Darkhippo12]

I'm pretty sure Wolf is the mentally handicapped kid that CNN lets hang around the set

[wayman29]

Haaaa!

[janharper00]

0:30

Dildos just start flying out of her pants!

[CharlyRaaad]

anderson cooper is a friend of jon stewart and vice versa! good job promoting stewart, cooper :)

[ricoswerve1260]

Thumbs up if you noticed the one Black Cock-us!

[dralezero]

"does he have a laser?" "yeah"

[cjv84us]

Are they using a 3DS?

[treyx0]

Those images represent republicans pretty well.

[santosbl01]

LMFAO, Andersson Cooper is too good for CNN.

[SuperGreenSmartie]

CNN made something relatively simple completely confusing. I had no idea what the hell these guys were talking about.

[hotneo7]

just what we need, augmented reality in our news because real news isn't reality enough...the insanity/stupidity LOLs of CNN, thank goodness for news outlets like ONN and NakedNews for setting the standard.

[loveyd1000]

well thats just silly

[melojordans23]

that one black dude. lol common CNN get it together

[goyocode]

rofl, nice one

[blueridger28]

That was mildley uncomforatable to watch.

[LibertyInProgressNOW]

LOL... CNN has become such a joke. I think they assume that stupid Republican teabaggers are watching them (especially since they have held debates sponsored by the tea party), so they think they need to completely dumb down their programming to get to down to their level of stupidity.

[buminater94]

how are they gona pay attnetion wihtouit colors

[Sahluful]

Anderson Cooper is the Shep Smith of CNN.

[Krauserowns]

so when does the democratic voting begin?

[yuntaouofa]

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

[keenkennyny]

When Anderson mentioned that this was going to be on the daily show Wolf said yeah, you like those little guys over there?

I just noticed he was talking the little dildos on the table...

[SMAHAF]

A Rebecca Black reference on TYT .. I never thought I would see the day that would happen!

[ohbuddyiliketowatch]

that was just blitzer's way of telling anderson cooper to shut up and stop acting like a school boy in church.... lol but i LOVE anderson cooper

[ActaNonVerba71]

Wolf Blitzer would be lucky to be employed at a local tv station if he wasn't a Jewish loyal Zionist former AIPAC worker. Sorry, but it's true. 

[GeekTechMac1]

Anderson Cooper liked those "weebles" cough dildos/anal plugs cough because he had some of his bedroom and back seat flashbacks with Piers Morgan

[NY1love]

The reason Cooper makes the jokes is cause he is actually quite professional compared to Wofly Blitzy.

[NY1love]

I find the demographic funny (even if its true), they actually put one black person in Iowa. Lonely fella in a Republican caucus.

[The20sixness]

Who are the main producers' for CNN? Why do they keep trying to attract more viewers with fancy graphics and puff pieces? If they really wanted to draw a large audience, they would stop trying to be "entertaining"...and actually deliver substance with their "analysis".

[MrDerkderk1]

arent those cocks?

[ruin3r]

How ironic, cause Anderson Cooper reportedly loves the Cauc....us.

[OccupyToad]

i love ana's laugh :)

[JiyuKodai]

Makes me think of the old Sesame Street song where they're just counting, while you watch a ball rolling around in a pinball machine.

[starryeyedrealist]

I love how out of 13 or 14 of those things, only one of them was black...

[Shinius]

I've always liked Anderson, people say he's phony. But I feel like if he was on a more "free" channel, not one that really constrains him, he would be a great force for good.

[TorontoBoi]

I thought a caucus was a bunch of google street view men with lazers, pickets, and cell phones.

[classicwiseguy]

i love ana's laugh...haha cutest thing EVER

[TheeeForttt]

@classicwiseguy exactly what i was thinking.

[troglodyte3344]

as am infogram, that was crap.

[louloub5]

bunch of media hores!

[REVAN2338]

Wolf is just a model reporter,back in the day emotion was a no no, being impartial and emotionless was the standard and the way it was suppose to be.

[ZephonTLucifer]

Is it just be or did those things look like a mass of dildos?

[PatriotsDomain]

@ZephonTLucifer

I guess the subliminal message is: all politicians are dildos.

[TheNinjaabarbie]

lmfaooo

[StewieSwan]

"Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper had fun with some new technology during CNN's coverage of the Iowa caucus'."

Caucus'? Really?

[XSC3]

they've got to fill time with 24 hour news, right? so stuff like this happens. I agree, it's silly

[XxMrRockwellxX]

OFCOURSEEEEEE



[ChipDaDuck113]

if you look closely, those things on the table make me think that it's a cockus. sorry i had to LOL

[VanessaTexasGal]

I always thought they count the votes backwards. Good thing they're using the classic 1 2 3 4 5 system

[FDASARO]

anderson....anderson....anders­on....ANDERSON LOOK AT IT DAMNIT. **Kill mode activated**

[Yamikaiba123]

They have to do something with the corporate bribes. I mean sponsoring.

[jorgie169]

WOW and Anderson called, was a lead off on the Daily show the next day. Rad.

[argonaaut]

Actually the weebles really were shaped like caucuses...I'm surprised Anderson Cooper wasn't more interested.

[CtrlCreate]

Lolololol

[Locrian08]

Such a classic example of why having the technology to do something doesn't mean there's a good reason to do it. When I first saw this I was wondering how much they paid for it; but it would still be ridiculous even if they used After Effects and their own graphics department.

[420angrybuddha]

I don't understand why Cenk and Ana laugh.. I'm from Canada because and because of that I had no clue what a caucus was or how it worked, but now I do... thanks to CNN.

[SlothmanJr]

@420angrybuddha Think the point is you don't need some hi-tech crap to explain a very simple process. He even said "then the guy counts them, old fashioned style - 1 2 3 4 5" or something. xD

[pantheon777]

enough with the rascists crap already. What does being a Zionist have to do with anything?

[niriop]

Why? That effect probably cost several thousand dollars--enough to give life-saving surgery to a dozen people. What fucking bullshit.

[myha16]

Webbles? WTF, seriously?

[ragillispie93]

Caucus = circle jerk

[SilentedSpirit]

Like Anderson Cooper haven't used the same idiotic graphics, he is just being cynical now because Jon Stewart made jokes about it..and he mentions that! lol

[dAda313]

project blue beem :D

[AKSBSU]

How bad is it when it's Anderson Cooper calling out someone else for being a dork?

[dlancer2k]

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

[Shonenut213]

Z ionist N ews N etwork

Wolf Blitzer is a Zionist Jew and was a lobbyist for AIPAC

[Parralyzed]

@Shonenut213 It's spelled with a C.

[Shonenut213]

@Parralyzed I know it's spelled with a C. Obvioulsy you're too stupid to recognize sarcasm when you see it.

[Parralyzed]

@Shonenut213 Yep. That's right, it's me who is too stupid to recognize sarcasm, obviously.

[DavidofThe]

anderson trollin

[pogly100]

Mahaha that just made my day

[janiheikkonen]

there's a token black guy!

[WyrmPrince]

wow the person who writes the caption need to learn English grammar

[mirage12896]

I wonder who they made get 8 votes...

[dmcarefuldriver]

Wolf forgot about the part when any republicans not happy with the results scream "voter fraud!"

[luvcheney1]

@dmcarefuldriver Yea, asking for ID for voting isnt fair.

[Udinbak]

damn that was some old timey counting there by blitzer, I can't believe people used to count like that, all sequentially, using integer values and all that. Wolf must be ancient if he can just roll off an example count just like that without missing a beat, I guess it's like old people can multiply large numbers in their heads while young people need a calculator and still get it wrong.

[AMagicalUsername]

@Udinbak pffff over the hill and bitter much?

[Udinbak]

@AMagicalUsername pffff... What?

[kellyaquinastom]

lousy echo

[watermelonygoodness]

Hey Pioneer have these great seeds of yours also been genetically modified to kill themselves after one harvest, ensuring that farmers will be entirely dependent on you and live by your terms for the rest of their lives? Lame ads are lame.

[mecher3k]

@watermelonygoodness

Also ensuring they don't breed with native plants.

Herp Derp let me put my tinfoil shield hat on.

[watermelonygoodness]

@mecher3k Can I ask you if you have ever really looked into agro-business at all? I am inclined to think that you haven't if you truly believe they have engineered their seeds in this manner in order to avoid cross-contamination.

[mecher3k]

@watermelonygoodness

Unlike you're paranoid ass I actually understand evolution.

[luvcheney1]

@watermelonygoodness If the seeds didnt mean more profit for farmers, they wouldnt buy them. Engineering the seeds to die is making the deal mutually profitable. If Pioneer gets too greedy, someone else will sell a high production seed to compete, or just everyday bullshit seeds would make sense. If you dislike Pioneer and the industry, dont buy their seeds. If you arent a farmer, go pay more for organic, I dont mind.

[watermelonygoodness]

@luvcheney1 I'm not paranoid, but nice try [and nice grammar too ;) ] and I do understand evolution. What you don't understand is agro-business, so listen and learn. If the goal of terminator seeds is to prevent cross-contamination, why are all non-terminator seeds (which is most seeds in existence) sold to farmers under contract that they cannot use the seeds their crops produce? This does not serve the biological function you described, it is merely a stipulation put...

[watermelonygoodness]

@luvcheney1 ...in place by Monsanto, DuPont, etc, in order to generate more profits for themselves. You say, "If the seeds didnt mean more profit for farmers, they wouldnt buy them."  Which is hilarious. The seed market isn't like the supermarket where there are hundreds of options from which to choose. This is like saying "If you weren't getting paid fairly for your job, you would just get another one." It's not that simple. Most farmers are dependent on corporations due to...

[watermelonygoodness]

@luvcheney1 ...contractual loyalty stipulations like the one I earlier described. Explain to me how it is more profitable to buy the same seed year after year instead of replanting the seeds from last year's harvest? It isn't. Farmers know it isn't. So then why don't they buy "just everyday bullshit seeds," then? Because the seeds are patented. Once you have these seeds in your farm, your farm becomes property of the company who owns those seeds. Didn't know that, did you?...

[watermelonygoodness]

@luvcheney1 ...How did those seeds end up in your farm, then? Well, you may have bought them and made that conscious decision. Or, a neighboring farm may have bought them and now they've landed in your farm so, guess what, you're now infringing on Monsanto's patent and they own your farm. Oops. Or, a truck carrying Monsanto's seeds may have spilled near your farm and now some of their seeds are in your farm so, guess what, they now own your farm. Oops. You've answered my...

[watermelonygoodness]

@luvcheney1 ...question with your pathetic, petty, grammatically-incorrect insults, and uninformed, elementary questions. You haven't looked into agro-businesses ever, have you? No. I suggest you do. The UN Biodiversity Convention have opposed terminator seeds and placed moratoriums on them, but they are still used in certain places for certain crops. Countless other scientists have opposed this gene modification as well. "Unlike your paranoid ass" they actually understand facts.

[Crazydog7]

What does God's handwriting look like? 

[shinojosa8]

I think I just became a huge Anderson Cooper fan! He was clowning Wolf Blitzer hard!

[ubermisogynist]

@shinojosa8 Anderson Cooper is a faggot

[shinojosa8]

@ubermisogynist yeah, and that is supposed to mean what to me? I don't care if he is a martian, that was funny! Besides, better gay than a misogynist. I'm thinking between Anderson and you...most of us ladies would rather spend time with Anderson Cooper.

[ubermisogynist]

@shinojosa8 Anderson cooper isn't a faggot? i thought he was?

[TerribleTimes]

Leave it to the gay man to see straight through all the b. ;)

[ubermisogynist]

@TerribleTimes and yet gays wonder why they are hated

[crlnewlls]

@ubermisogynist stop trolling. no one cares

[FoxNewzLies]

Do all people from Iowa look like electric masturbators?

[GreasyAnimation]

@EdgarD8387 eat a dick,loser.

[bumbro07]

I guess this is necessary because the government doesn't give schools enough money to pay for civics classes.

[luvcheney1]

@bumbro07 But it does teach the virtues of clean needles, and condoms.

[jetli80]

Damn Anderson knows what a wiimote is, I guess he is not that old.

[Reporter40]

Cenk is too funny this time. OMG.

[SKATEyD3STROY]

To be honest it does look pretty cool... lol but definetely unnecessary

[MrBoxingchamp101]

yikes!! anna looks like a rat when she laughs

[em34ev3r]

im seriously starting to love your videos man.

[DeathtoRaiden1]

@EdgarD8387

I really hope you are that naive and not just trolling.

[DeathtoRaiden1]

That is so embarrassing. It's just sad...

[trajan74]

The only human reaction I remember Blitzer ever having was during his interview with Dick "the Dick" Cheney and that emotion was fear.

[jfordham2012]

MSNBC, is the shit!

[peterfulification]

The best part was "Yes and he'd doing some reporting from the Caucus".

[joshuacorrales925]

Did anyone catch that there is only one black weeble???

[Nexus113ify]

@joshuacorrales925 It's because the weebles are supposed to represent Republican supporters... xD

[DarthAzabrush]

This reminds me of the way they were explaining the European Cup draw. That was so over complicated that across the land fans were shouting "JUST PICK THEM OUT OF A FUCKING HAT"

[jasdgdjf]

what a fucking joke

[Sorry4DoublePosting]

First off, they are not Weebles. Weebles have rounded bases so they can wobble and not fall down. In reality, these look more like Fisher Price Little People. (The bearded one of Blitzer, of course, looking like the pedophile in the group.) Whatever the case, I hope CNN gets sued into bankruptcy for copyright infringement.

[DRock7977]

TY for todays media so good cant loose.

[ubermisogynist]

@DRock7977 it's good if you want leftist biased commentary.

[DRock7977]

@ubermisogynist i was talking about the video not TYT and in irony.