The Zombie Survival Guide

[TheXBOXHAT]

I have that book and am reading it over and over.

[hexdragon22]

at 3:07 you can se a dudes shulder

[kyleevancole]

nice jackass sign in the back pf the bed

[jesile1]

at 5.10 the friend in the back gave me the finger =P

[MrRobotoish]

Of course the cars not goin to work, its a Saturn...

[thejonasbrossuck22]

i hope he enjoyed his banana... nice vid (too bad i dont ever suscribe to ametuers, and i hope i spelled this right)

[driveby14000]

actually the primary range weapon one should use is a compound bow. use your guns as back up weapons.

[GunsAndBullets4U]

need suggestions on what to do in a survival video post on channel

[ChrisLike1]

Become a Juggernaut !

[spectrodes12]

i got that book its good

[tylercool223]

my mom has that book...

[OfHolyKnights]

His name is Paul Simon? Isn't that the name of some musician?

[SuperEricksen]

my rules:

always be aware of your surroundings

drink as much water as you can

take as many weapons i can

safer by day, dangerous by night

[gamezonethegamersway]

HOW TO SURVIVE:

Go To:

Chuck Norris's Home OR FBSrussia's house

What To Use:

left hand of glova OR Shoop Da Whoop

[LiiLFREAKx0x]

i will never ride a bike in a zombie apocalypse after watching The Walking dead lol screw that

[maximan951]

at 3:15 you can see a person in the back ground.

[weaponexpert121]

33jmaster you spelled mommy wroung jk



[33jmaster]

rule 2 dont ever be afriad OMG A ZOMBIE RUN FOR LIVES HELP ME MOMY

[wilmary1231]

if there was ever a zombie attack i would get to my friends cuz you never ever want to be alone

[TheCaptainjuicy]

1. Go outside 2. Yay ur one of me

[felipe5083]

I am a blade expert, the way you hold that machete is wrong.

[TheCaptainjuicy]

*em

[spore47]

next time i would paint the top black instead of leeving it orange :p ;)



[Evilmokeynomnom]

Rule 11: If you depend on a cranky redhead to defend you, then freak out when she really kills something with her bare hands just like her German grandmother could - she will leave your wuss ass behind!

[Alisa839]

I love his accent.......... its so cute!

[2boyfilms111]

pause at 10.00 haha

[CyanoticFuture]

Just give me a can of baked beans and a lighter, and ill create an apocalyptic fire ball that would scorch all living undead.mmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty

[iliketurtles7477]

Machetes and sharp weapons are horrible for zombies they'll get stuck in the skull!

[devildog954]

ballistic knifes need reloading

[callofthedave]

but the box is 950

[trandomphatguy]

my solution-

1. grab a pistol.

2. goodbye, cruel world.

[TheGamerzUK]

u sound like your trying to do an Australian accent and it fails! Nice video though :D

[turtleswag719]

Your telling us to keep quiet when you are screaming you also told us to not be scared but you are...... So ya follow your own rules dipshit

[iiAmRodney]

@turtleswag719 It's hard to do both of those rules. If you were being chased by zombies I bet you wouldnt even thing about the 10 rules. ^_^

[turtleswag719]

@iiAmRodney Ya your probaly right it just makes me mad how he doesn't.

[Crowy9393]

lightsaber nuf set :P

[BananaProductions123]

nice acting. especially the crying.

[wowmacster]

u got dirty mags hahaha im watchin u O_O

[Jakethebeast6]

Here's my zombie surviaval guide grap plenty of ammo and a M16 and killem all and let God sortem out.

[danielxdglaciuus]

"IT'S A ZOMBIE!!! magazine...FORGET IT RUNN!!"

that's what should happen.

i luved rule #5 xD

[roeyaa2]

its good



[BluntedMike]

he is right on every thing exsept the dises is zombieism

[EquestriaDJ]

Bear Grills: Zombies are approaching. Better drink my own piss.

[danielxdglaciuus]

@EquestriaDJ ROFL luv that dude

[flamesRules]

@EquestriaDJ LOL

[Florey96]

Well i got 3 shotguns, a really nice deer rifle, and an old bow and arrow (mostly just decoration though) I think im set. oh and i could run upstairs and grab a huge kitchen knife.

[YoshiCurt]

@Florey96 Your kitchen is upstairs?

[Florey96]

@YoshiCurt Yeah my room is in the basement and all of those weapons are hanging up on my wall (from a hunting family so its common haha)  , probably the worst place to sleep for zombies though.

[ElSanti0]

Give me a machete and I'll be fine.

[catbells32]

sucks



[z3ragh0st]

Dereks got the right idea. All you need to survive is music... and a banana peel.

[kenziegtaIVking]

@raz123456789aa random box is 950points lol ur a fail

[tuberofebrero]

the only thing what you need is:be a member of the us marines,get in a blackhawk,be the first on the m61 vulcan minigun whit explosive ammo,and have fun killing zombies

[WesleySparks14]

1. Get a real gun, and lots of ammo 2. Don't waste ammo 3. One shot, One kill. (thats my rule) 4. Fuck with me you die. 5. watch what the hell your doing 6. take the fucking high ground. 6.5 Somewere really cold. (trust me) 7. headshots is your friend. 8. move fast and you'll live 9. Stay fit, and use fat Americans as bait. 10. also never go out when it's dark, it's harder to see the zombies.

[airsoft12314]

Does anybody see the car on the back at 4:17 ?

[spidorpiggy]

Here: Find FpsRussia and become friends then F*CK ALL THE F*CKING ZOMBIES LIKE THERES NO F*KING TOMMOROW then lives happy ever after (>.>)

[kingsleyfallower]

3:15 who else say the guy walking around in the background?

[kingsleyfallower]

why did he bring his guitar? hasent he ever seen Zombie Land? Travel light. 2:50 he ditched his weaponless "friend" with a zombie. dick

[likepe253]

how can u kill a guy with a fake gun!!

[OMBIC]

Just WoW

[119airsoft]

nais airsoft M4



[fosho1016]

all you need is rictophen (not shure if i spelled right) dempsy and nikolai..and  4 thunderguns but in the real world m16 (rob a gun store!!!) nad meybe a bank just incase of ony survivors that are willing to give you things for money

[UltimateJimmy47]

I have that book.

[DarthBigBen]

My ideal weapons for a zombie attack would be a M1 carbine, a Ruger Blackhawk(some models use the same ammunition as the M1 Carbine), a crowbar, and a katana or a kodachi.

[ericwsmith22]

all you need is a golden gun and your set!

[Anonymous0100000784]

@ericwsmith22 bullets?



[MrKiller1298]

does njd stand for new jersey devils

[MegaTigerII]

i got a tip for u save ur ammo instead of running in gunz a blazing

[SuperThatrandomdude]

Why would u use a bike. I understand if there are like 2 or 3 zombies but what if there is like a 100???!!! Rule number 5 or 6 use ur head take theirs. I think???!!!

[TNT90761]

i think would not survive with this procedures.if i were u i would go out and free roaming around the city till i find some undead suckers pull out my minigun and kick them zombie ass

[XDproductions212]

@TNT90761 I only think that military have access to miniguns... normal procedures include: Find a shelter and stock up on food. Board up the windows with wood or steel or both. Get your weapons out. Try and stay awake at night. Wait until the military rescue you. Get armed with more guns at the military base. Kick them zombie ass and claim our streets back!

[skullandswords]

1. Reinforce all entryways with anything you got.

2. Keep a good amount of spare ammo with you at all times.

3. If the downstairs is overrun, have everyone go up the stairs and burn it.

4. Always have an upstairs escape route.

5. If driven out of the first house, find another one far away from the first.

6. Size does matter. If you are quick, it's okay to be in a big house.

7. Make sure the house has a second floor.

8. Keep a backup fuel for warmth and escape.

9. Never take a V-8 or higher en

[ravens4ever252]

1. Cardio

2. Travel light

3. Beware of bathrooms

4. Get a car and have a back up plan for when it runs put of gas

5. Enjoy the little things

[crocodile18nic100]

NO PLACE IS SAFE ONLY SAFER (shoots camera man)

[MrCall17]

1.kick ther buts

2.get some guns

3.if you get bittien you turn into one

4.get a thunder gun

5.keep playing plants vs zombies

[masterofgames12345]

well if zombies can't climb your best choice is going on a roof of a tall building and destroy any staircases

[thestaytion360]

wow this video is very good

btw beisdes the accent you look a bit like ashtin kutcher or how ever you spell his name

[bradybrave001]

1. use a plastic gun

2. wear a funny hat

3. leave your friends to die :D

[BenRikhoff]

Here is the solution

1.Guns go shot gun or high caliber assault rifle 5.56 or higher (7.62 is preferable)

2. Food, canned foods and nonparishables

3. Travel light. use a light hiking pack. Its light and high mobility is a must

4. Melee ( knives, machete, Wood or -3 baseball bat, ax, etc.)

[sirlagsalotify]

My solution

primary M4A1 assault rifle effient weapon at close to medium range

secondary Luger very compact Nazi firearm

Melee Katana can slice the head off of the zombie causing total death

armor bulletproof vest with Military standard clothing

Other portable tv radio and a large military backpack

[MrEdzilla]

@sirlagsalotify wait... aren't zombies already dead?

[TheGangstaBlasta]

rule 11 cry like a bitch

[VampiresDoRule]

Hey can anyone help me. I see in the us everyone has rifles and guns and stuff, but isit legal in the uk to own them and whats the rules?

[MrSquirreljerky]

and six they can't climb!

[Sebbyroberts692]

I love how your using a most likely 200 - 300 fps BB gun lol

[meowmixparty]

Dude you don't need to get a big ass .50cal in an apocalypse. Honestly all you are doing is trying to destroy the brain. And think of the quantity and how often you would come by that kind of ammo compared to say a .45 or .22, that is why all I would need is a .22 cal rifle and a .22 rimfire pistol. Damn

[SecretCodeMan]

It gets annoying when people say "all I need is weapons." ummm no you don't just need weapons you will need food or else you'll die of starvation.

[monsterhunter891]

My favorite part was when you charged against the zombie. Looked epic.

[raz123456789aa]

my solution

1.get 900 point

2.find a random wepon box

3.get a thunder gun

4.find a pack a punch

5.??????

6.PROFIT!

[PureZOOKS]

@raz123456789aa ..........random weapon is 950

[TheGangstaBlasta]

@raz123456789aa you mean 950 jack ass

[boneygibbon]

@raz123456789aa fail at spelling amd you need 950 (dumb ass)

[DrDope164]

@raz123456789aa you need 5000 moure points to use the pack a punch :>

[maquacks1991]

@raz123456789aa its 950 points dumbass

[7626darkness]

@raz123456789aa

actualy its 950 points

[TheVmadness]

@raz123456789aa its 950 points

[Dion2003i]

@raz123456789aa fuck it 5.?????? 5.kil you self

[rszabo526]

@raz123456789aa I BAN YOUR PROFIT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[JKnowlden95]

@raz123456789aa i swear its 950 points

[444coole444]

destroying a stair way with a machette is going too take months

[garrysmod926]

thx man i will do what you say!!!!! 1 zombie attack later ok ok i need to do what he told me!! omg get the fuck off me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh...

[Zeekiebusta]

The only thing I think is REALLY important is the weapons you use. For your main, get a strong, but small weapon, like the Kel-Tec KSG Shotgun. It's small, and it packs a punch with 14+1 shells, for secondary, get a normal PISTOL. Revolvers take a long time to reload, and they have way more recoil. Pistol's are light, small, and you ALWAYS, ALWAYS use them to clear rooms. NEVER YOUR RIFLE.

[lukemc1878]

sorry about all these long ass comments needed to get it out lol I just have a feeling if zombie's do come ppl need to know how to deal with them

ok this is the last thing you need to know, HAVE FUN :D

ohh yeah and zombies will most likely be blind because their frontal lobe will be destroyed from when the brain becomes a new organ and dont go to sea becuase zombies cannot drown so its a waste of time again plus rescue will struggle to save you

[lukemc1878]

why a church it is high up if you can acess the bell at the top, you have a good view around you so if the om nom nom ppl start gathering you can see an exit, and if you get killed god might go easy on you if you pray before you die, and if you are stuck in a city area I still suggest high ground NOT A MALL!!! there will be zombie's everywhere and if you do manage to clear it like alice out of resident evil you WILL NOT hold it for long because more zombies will come from all different entrances

[lukemc1878]

guys want my advice get to high ground with a basic gun example:

a hunting rifle it has lowish calibre bullets and you will run into the ammo in any gun shop when looting, carry one of these weapons not all of them (excess baggage) machete a PROPER katana or a bowie knife, I have been doing kendo since the age of 10 and know how to use a katana so that would be my choice.

area like I said before go somewhere away from the city and high up example... a local village church low amount of ppl.

[skrahnha]

ok ok no, just no

[TheAbed123zx]

lol car passes by in the back ground by 4:18

[kotor366fan2]

nice fake m-16 variant

[ninjaisthedex]

I LOVE THAT BOOK

[captowne]

@ninjaisthedex lol i've read it like 10 times

[andrewl3779]

people look at tags it says parody

[TEHSACREDGS]

0:00-1:32 What,I was listening to the guitar...

[Ackie282]

Did you even read the book? I think you might've accidently read what NOT to do.

[sebastianjake]

stupid pussy guide



[mantassxmantassx]

If someday there's going to be a zombie outbreak i would pack up:

1.Benelli M4 Shotgun-Would kill shit out of a zombie!

2.Katana(Not Chainsaw becouse chainsaw makes a lot of noise)

3.A Big Bag of Ammo 'n food in cans

4.Flash light of course!

5.Batteries

And last but not least My beloved GUITAR!

[TProject2010]

That's illegal smart one

[Trentster66]

if your going to use an airsoft gun in a video at least take the orange tip off

[alexander8141]

do you say left4dead?

[jadanja111]

71 zombies saw this vid

[cfeaver5]

yup all real guns have a orage tip wooow

[slaverfaceFPS]

Only tip I have is, don't die.

[TheHippieManJoe]

my choice of weapons semi auto pistols swords and bats

[goofball701]

(my choice of) weapons:

Primary-MP5 its good 2 hav a fast and small gun tht will help u survive

Secondary-Dual bettera's

Melee-CROWBAR CUASE THEY R EPIC

Support-A pack of Molotov's

Armor-leather jacket

Other- Large backpack and a Ipod 4 when im killing zombies i can listen 2 Elena Seigmen

[noobrider100]

@goofball701 kid this is a real life guide, not CoD, terrible choices...you're dead.

[SantoryuWazamono]

@goofball701 ur not planning on akimbo wielding those beretta's are u?

[goofball701]

@SantoryuWazamono probably y do u ask?

[SantoryuWazamono]

@goofball701 akimbo is harder than it looks, how u gonna reload while on the run? also, u have to aim and shoot two guns at the same time.

[goofball701]

@SantoryuWazamono good point besides in zombie movies they do use special effects

[lol2424242424]

My solution.

1. steal a helecopter

2. go to astralea

3. if it is overrun, go to a island and start a new life.

4. if there is no saftey, steal a blimp.

[potatoblivion]

@lol2424242424 My solution:

1. Get some thermal blankets, a tent, a months supply of food and water, a fishing pole, and a 30-06 and a 12 gauge.

2. Steal a helicopter.

3. Go to Antarctica.

[mcskategroup]

fake accent



[cementium]

In the Netherlands the gun law is very harsh so a fire weapons are difficult to get, most airsoft of bb--guns. The only one would be a friend of my who is in the army.

But melee is no problem, my friends have katanas and bats.

As armor I would use a judo-gi which is very thick cotton.

And a large bag and my bike or my parents car.

[swischeestudios]

i cant say enything but this video is very bad

[SimonSaysDIE7]

the book is good i have it and it makes good sense!

oh by the way, yes they can do all basic human actions, read the book again.

[SimonSaysDIE7]

the book is good i have it and it makes good sense!

[slowdude]

If you want to survive a zombie apocalypse. If they are slow moving classic zombies. Laugh at the morons who weren't able to out walk them. If they are anything else just head to Australia. We love refuges and we won't be having no zombie problems during an apocalypse.

[antmikekep]

yes if it frabs ur friend and u have an automatic definately its nt like u could posibly hit it with it being a yard away -.-

[JIMMYJUSTICEanJAMIES]

light eficeint armour - ski vest its foam and a zombie cant bite threw it

[eggorey]

I have an m1911 two 9ml pistols, an AR15, a Pulemyot maxima, a Hunting rifle, and a barat .50 cal. I think i'm all set :/

[amitandtal]

stooped movie

[johhnyboyish]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL



[10DSM]

Blair witch much?

[godzilla19852008]

your wepon is inefective

[Reaperules30210]

at 6:00 his gun doesnt have a stock

[vaultboyhunter2077]

@Reaperules30210 yea did it break?

[LuvbooksbyErincat]

ZOMG! ZOMBIE AT 3:15

lol

[jaymez42]

Weapons:

Main - Ruger AC556F, an efficient killer. In 5.56 and mounted with a Trijicon mid range optic sight, drum mags if available.

Secondary - 3" Taurus Judge, basically a shotgun-revolver. It's very small for close encounters and packing 5 shells with 3 bb's each. Like firing 3 9mm's at once.

Melee - Baseball bat, blade won't get stuck and is ALWAYS reliable to crush a zombie skull.

Armor - Diving chain-mail, prevents infection from most bites.

Other - Large back pack and a gameboy.

[ToweringPillarOfCats]

@jaymez42 I'm 100% sure you searched google for weapons, most youtubers do before commenting.

[jaymez42]

@ToweringPillarOfCats Well then you are 100% wrong. Didn't Google jack shit.

[PATRICKminecraft]

@jaymez42 no food? D:

[dannybobsfourm]

@jaymez42 But the undead could snap a limb with their incredibly powerful jaws, and chainmail will not protect from that, it only protects you from puncture wounds.

[SantoryuWazamono]

@jaymez42 baseball bat = Louiseville Slugger

[jaymez42]

@SantoryuWazamono none better

[ThePhoenixAffinity]

@jaymez42 who says u cant have like 4 mains what is this cod? ill sto ck up on every gun i see lmao

[lukemc1878]

@jaymez42 ok... time to tear this thing down

weapons: your gun will have only so much ammo u will most likely use it all up in a week the meele option you have is good but you need to consider what may happen if the bat breaks which i have seen happen

armour: chain mail will weigh you down and zombies gain alot of strength and sadly they would probably find a gap your armour somewhere I would not recommend armour waste of time

my advice carry a properly made katana or machete and a grenade

[lukemc1878]

@jaymez42 if you want to know "why the grenade" simple if I get bit I pull pin I go boom and take at least 20 zombie's with me in the horde lessening the problem

[noob2top3210]

@jaymez42 Sir, now where in heck are you gonna get those things when google map is offline

My Weapons:

Main: M4A1/M16 Being that this is America where i live and most abudant.

Second: MP7/MP5 Being that it shoots what cops uses (9mm) its ammo will be common.

accuracy counts

Always: 9mm/.45 caliber pistol since their light and small.

Melee - Gotta love the baseball bat

Armor - light and skin tight ( nothing lose)

Others - Beer, Porno(unless you fk zombie)

Keep light, move fast, and aim at Heads

[Wasparcher1]

@jaymez42

Main - Drop the ac556 (Its full auto capability makes it to easy to switch to "Rock n roll" and waste your ammo) Go with the basi Mini 14 (semi auto) but basically the same gun.

Secondary H&K USP .40S&W would be your best bet, high capacity, solid dependable design

Melee - A baseball bat shatters when it hits a damn baseball... I'll take an E-tool, and a crowbar

I agree with the chainmail... but it does make a lot of noise and have fun running with an extra 40-50 lbs on you

[HRHippieRanger]

@jaymez42 This is basically a guide to the suburban person who will not find an assault rifle, a shotgun revolver, or chainmail lol.

I'd like the gameboy :D

[cwbyfan223]

@jaymez42 You forgot porno-mags, dumb ass... ;)

[MrJasambakamara]

@jaymez42 cool where you gonna get those stuff?

[liquidrock2u]

1.) How many bananas did you go through and 2.) did you know he gave you the middle finger at 5:10, that was hillarious.

[Kyrese121]

I see shadows at 3:03

[jackson0575]

for armor i would use the shark suit because its light weight and sharks cant bite through it so zombies cant

his back tire on the bike looked flat

[jackson0575]

for armor i would use the shark suit because its light weight and sharks cant bite through it so zombies cant

[MrGibsonguitarman]

You don't need to have orange tips on your gun in the U.K so either the accent is fake or...wow...lol

[99deadliestwarrior]

the rabies virus caused the zombie invasion

[winnieef]

omg the guitar is so annoying