Chris' Christmas gift ideas.

[miamitreasurehunter]

Kill it before it lays eggs...Hurry !!!!

[Twilight4201]

I should totally do that for my mum she's always hinting around what she wants for Christmas and they all envolve batteries, then shes also always complaining about how we never have enough batteries so Im going to do that, Im going to get her batteries for Christmas XD

[911psychochick]

Ur getting Christmas gifts in October??

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[cupcakelover981]

his mom looks mad young

[annaamoroso]

My parents gave me a furby happy meal toy back in the day when they were too expensive lol

[musegirlgreece]

It is really simple. you buy expensive gifts to your mom and dad coz you live in the same house and you can use them too and you buy good stuff to your very close people like boyfriend and best friend to make them happy and dont buy shit to the others.you cant have more than 2 best friends in your life and obviously no more than 1 boyfriend (hope)so it aint gonna cost you much. tbh books are always the best gift.never gets old.

[sassy2420]

Nice Christmas Present Chris!Lol.

[Lyagami96]

Lol

[Krissssypoo10]

Hahahah, happy meal toy.

[MaryTheresa1986]

I actually considered giving someone a liter with an eagle on it for Christmas!

[kerbylove3113]

wow! how old are you Xcorgi??

[Xcorgi]

How about condoms for Christmas?

[MegaHannahbabes]

Oh chris this is why we love you ;)

[viciousvexis]

well i gave my mum a foot spa for x mas and she kept it in the box for 3 years... about a week ago we found it in the garage and she just gave it back to me. i paid 40 damn bux for that spa

[Nobodyuno95]

Chris, your an asshole :D

[VampWolf23]

LOL!!! XD

[MaryTheresa1986]

112 people received AA batteries and expired giga pets for Christmas

[elysssa6543211]

f**k Christmas presents altogether ... the whole Christmas thing is ridiculous. Everyone should just use their own money to buy what they want for themselves and everyone will be happy. xmas is just bull shit.

p.s. love you Chris!

[MrBuddyHolly1]

@elysssa6543211 your a fucking retard...

[elysssa6543211]

@MrBuddyHolly1

at least I know the difference between your and you're ... so between the two of us, who is more retarded?

[MrBuddyHolly1]

@elysssa6543211 does it matter?

[stacyviacomsuckss]

u have mom wow 

[noodle0912]

As funny as this is, there's a lot of truth behind it. Nobody ever appreciates my gifts. I remember I gave my boyfriend a bunch of DVDs I thought he'd like, and he just yelled at me and accused me of not caring.

Dumped his ass on the pavement.

[KURISUCHRIS99]

lmao "but i splurged a little bit"

[britneiilicious]

LOLLLLLLLLL

[peoplecallmeagoth]

LOL you're so funny. :P

[acestar1200]

Go back to your closet

[willpill10000]

Oml I would totally love and appreciate any gift from you! And I love your glasses!!!

[smithlildj]

LOL Double A batteriesXDD!

[ilovefightbaby]

0:02 pause !!! wtf HOW OLD SHE IS

[SearcherTwentySix]

@ilovefightbaby She doesn't look old ..

[back2realitygal11]

@ilovefightbaby His mom had him when she was young

[shadow77401]

Lol

[Indiegirl007]

Batteries for the vibe!

Best. Gift. EVER.

[MrBacardiRum1]

poor mother!

[thegoldenclock]

im in total agreement with you! I spend so much money, time and effort on presents for people and they dont even end up appreciating the presents in the end. bastards

[yellowbananaluv]

You sound like shanynay on Shane Dawson you ungrateful selfish bitch

[SongRaeHi]

That could be the best christmas gift ever. Just remove the batteries from their remote controller and replace it with dead ones. Then hand them those batteries from the dollar store and be like merry Christmas :)

[alalia111215]

Because you are fucking ungrateful and selfish.

[Guitarledgend0123]

Poor mom...

[sas7492]

LMAO "a lighter w/ an eagle on it"

[mizztexas1001]

ahaaaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! great idea!

[FatimaTennisha]

Lol He's so right, and then you're like well damn...I could have kept my damn coins!

[rhencley]

How can people like him he is a fucking queer

[STFUxxxxx]

@rhencley I dont get it ether. Its not the fact that hes gay its because hes a fucking weirdo.

[123456789diez]

@rhencley Maybe if you are going to be mean you should not say anything

[shishamu]

A bottle of straight?

[Hrcbzvz]

What comments, full of bitterness and hate! How pathetic some of you are!

[STFUxxxxx]

@Hrcbzvz How pathetic it is to be so obsessed with one weirdo on youtube.

[Randomidable]

@Hrcbzvz Some people just need someone to hate on to feel better about themselves. =) .... its sad and pathetic really. That and some people are just a bunch of rednecks with an IQ of 25 who hate and discriminate anything that is different from themselves.

[CamAnn2791]

lol batteries!!!

[bionicbeast57]

"Just make sure it's lithium so I can put it in my camera." (: hahahahahaha.

[Kody1228022]

@badasschill oh, u must be is mom that is illegal in most societies

[drugstorecoupon]

««««soaps are always a great gift to give to a family member or a friend...

[zackyvengeanceisluv]

You are amazing.

[gerardar68]

i believe ur mom is even more embarresed than everyone else

[stucool17]

Thats for absolutely nothing you homosexual retard... Just tell me some bullshit story about batteries then advertise your t-shirts.

[ExtemeHunter20]

Feminine

[LuckyTony777]

wow, your mom looks REALLY happy to be riding in a car with u

[coralineculture]

didn't know his mom knows about him ;-)

[christineopal]

I like the battery idea! Everyone needs batteries!

[robesondesign]

You are so funny! Great idea really

[BLOOD1MONEY]

i know what your mom will do with those batteries, put them in a dildo and shove it up your ass you fruitcake

[floridagurlll]

lol

[pissedoffmormon]

I swear Chris was channeling my mom right then. Somewhere in a drawer I have years worth of promotional items, cheesey LED flashlights, and things that you get free when you buy something else with airline miles.

[Bananas138]

Haters!!!

[PRETTYBABE991]

I can kick them in da ASS if they don't appreciate my gift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sammyslutt6969]

i luff this video. i spray glue on pine cones then sprinkle glitter all over them and give those out not a whole lot of time or money spent :) talk about a "TRASHY" gift just wait till you see the looks on their faces :))

[DamnGoodOJ]

your mom thinks your a disgrace.

[JulianHD1]

@DamnGoodOJ

She actually doesn't :P

[oxchicchickxo]

why are you so damn amazing?

[darkbug1234]

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[Angelbaby7041]

you look very smexi with those glasses XD

[pv305]

Ugly gay faggot

[VampireStefan1]

@pv305

Your that insecure about yourself that you have to put someone else down

get a life you uneducated jackass

[MarilouTaime]

You are crazy awesome!!!

[Francis24ish]

I do not blame you.. people are mad fucking ungrateful... you look mad cute btw. :)

[cool40999]

ugly bitch

[ryuu304]

i actually need AA batteries lol...

[imnotlookinganyway]

I have gotten all my peeps Xmas pressies on E Bay for the last 3 years. That way I can find really nice things and I dont go broke. They have no idea that the 200 dollar pressie only cost me 25... and if they are lying to my face saying they like it when they really dont, I get the last laugh. I did not go broke spending on your aZZ, how about it? You just think I did.

[PhuidyTV]

True dat. Peeps don't apreciate the things they get from other people who spent their money on it

[Kelsey0says0rawr]

I have that same jacket! haha :D

[huksu]

@Kelsey0says0rawr Throw it immedietly away or you become one of those gays.

[Piinkbubblegumlove]

Dumbass

[425boojelly]

You are so like awsome

[MineralWellsAirsoft]

gay.........

[thestopgayhatelist]

Gay haters are responsable for the death of many teenagers, pls register them.

[BipolarRainbow]

ya know chris AA batterys are really a good idea for christmas. me and my family and always having to look for batterys when christmas morning rolls around so that one might really be a good idea =]

[YesimSasori]

Aww cmon guys, hes the best gay on youtube. Hes hilarious, and its perfectly normal to be a britney spears fan.

[cookiesonsteve]

damn boy you mama had you when she was 10

[XosammyjoeXoX]

Now, after the way you yell and yell at us, why in HELL would we buy your effin' stupid shiz music and merchandise?

[YesimSasori]

@XosammyjoeXoX LEAVE CHRIS ALONE! YOUR LUCKY HE EVEN MADE THESE VIDEOS FOR YOU!

[AlwaysWishing1983]

Make that two AA's and heck ya! That's what my cam uses! LOL! ♥

[x2361]

if your a gay isnt your mom angry

[GoThIcNeko90]

@x2361 no his mother accepts him

[MegaDanyul]

@x2361 Why would she talk to him then..... Thinking is a healthy thing

[rambominger]

Why even watch his videos if you're just going to hate? Enough of the derogatory comments. Yes, he may be a little over the top, but sexuality is NOT a choice!

[KyroTheHedgehog]

Ok.... ARE U GUY OR A GIRL?!?

[DicksonsVixen]

LOL! That is so true.

[SidneyXda]

OMG your mom reminds me of my mom ..kinda looks like her lol

[maleye1]

@DatMoeFugga whats wrong with being gay? who said you couldn't..god? the bible? yea that books is 3000 years old..what if we were born and girls liked girls and guys liked guys and it was weird for a guy to like a girl?..you commenting on this is just making you look like a total douche bag..like do you actually think people like your comment? no the think your a dickhead with a gay username like really datmoefugga? go to grammar school and stop being a cunt

[TheHoodieGuy2010]

what a sissy

[alexxaMurderz]

laa laaa laaa you<3

[DatMoeFugga]

I bet you want a big black floppy dildo for Christmas. Faggot.

[alexxaMurderz]

@DatMoeFugga people who mock other of they're sexuality are often covering up for theirs...takes one to know one. learn to respect!

[DatMoeFugga]

@alexxaMurderz

I am proud NOT TO BE a faggot. My butthole is so tight you couldn't get a needle into it. Fagboy here however could smuggle a watermelon out of the supermarket in his anus completely undetected.

[2drummaboy2]

What the?

[RawrrAbigail]

purposfully xD i love you lol.

[lexangel97]

hahahahahhahahaha

[pyrospike96]

what a great son

[BilakooosGreekMovies]

pou na i3ere i mana su i kakomira oti ekane gio pousth :)

congratulations!

[himfanatic5]

LMAO DOUBLE A BATTERY'S lol. OH MAN CHRIS U ARE SICK LOL. I LOVE IT LOL. =0D

[Dinislav2]

AHAHAH HES GOING TO GET A DILDO FOR XMAS

[shinigamies1]

You need to find your mom a new son!!!! Your face your talk your walk everything it is disgusting !!!! As for your double a battery your mom will need it for the tazer she will need to fend of all the Christan people that hate you. In the bible it says forgive and forget. You will go to hell cuz your are unforgivable in the eyes of GoD hahahahaha

I don't think your mom deserves to look like trash sitting beside you!!!!

[113927883]

@shinigamies1

Jesus wanted to have sex with Chris Crocker, but Chris Crocker had to say no, Chris Crocker's standards are too high.

[tofylennox]

@shinigamies1 fuck u honey :D dnt reply and waste my time.... inti meen mwah byeeee <3

[mrcactuarman]

What the heck is a giga pet? What if you get one but you need AA batteries to make work??

[pinkpandarocker]

i would love a happy meal toy! that would be the best christmas gift ever =D

[masono91]

LOL! I would LOVE batteries for Christmas! I can never find any around my house!

[MrMcEmmett]

im confused did he go back to being guy-ish now

[Vernchiqui]

lmao @ giga pets 

[chocoshroom]

SO true! I

[skelanimalsbitch]

I love that, when he rubbed his upper lip after his mother's response; I feel like he wanted to laugh...how sweet.......Expired Giga Pet, completely lost it on that one hahah <3

[LadyLolliipops]

Why can't you be funny again?

[vanessaalovelyy]

0:55 LOLOL

[CornishNinjaPirate]

I am so doing that this year !

[RawrEntertainment26]

TOTALLY DOING THAT.

[MyRawrasaur]

Totally doing that for christmas lmao

dont appreciate my nice gifts?

you get crap the next year! xD

[Buttrent]

Expired gigapets oh my freakin god haha

[scareykattuk]

hateful gifts.

Love it.

LOL

[lyricalbrit]

why has your voice gone texas style ?!?!

[rebeccam2]

i should do this aswell i put soo much money and thought into gifts that people don't even give a shit about and act like they do like i don't even have a job all the money i get is from my birthday soo excuse yoself but you gettin some batteries

[SuperYasmine1991]

u have a very beautifull mom ;) she looks young

[AstralSunrise222]

@SuperYasmine1991 she's only 14 years older than chris!!

[SuperYasmine1991]

@AstralSunrise222 what omg damn she got pregnant early!

[noLifetoRevive]

LOL

[RunLikeSheeka]

hahahahahahahah XD good idea, and i know how you feel , people suck lol

[brexxx93xxx]

I know it's illegal to txt n drive, now wut the heck is up with taking a video while driving! What a freakin tard!

[daisey2006]

@brexxx93xxx the reason txt and driving is illegal is because ppl dont pay attn to the road..... clearly chris is paying attn to the road instead of the camera, he is just talking :)

[sketchstaranimations]

nicely done! xD

[DoYouReallyWantaKno]

hahaha love it

[XxXinlove1XxX]

omg you and your mama sound just alike

i fuckin looove it

[meghanpug]

lmfaooo love it! I'ma buy my mom double A batteries. and be like.. u suck at buyin me gifts.. soo here you go!

[ItStartsToday2010]

We're getting everyone snuggies for Christmas. For real.

[musictard]

hahahah :') I love you!

[LivesParody101]

@intotheblue71 you are such a fucking little kid wow you must have no life if you think it's fun to talk down to people well guess what YOU DON'T FUCKING BOTHER ME just because your probably alone having no life no friends and still living with your mother in a trailer you think you can hurt other people just because your miserable with yourself you make me sick

[LivesParody101]

Hahaha double AA batteries expired giga pets lmao ^_^

[FIFII]

EXPIRED GIGAPETS LOOOOLLL

[JGurl1000]

i totally understand you i think im gonna get everyone some headphones lol

[helloTobi40]

your mommy (>^.^)>

[MrBerluscazzo]

sick...driving a car and makin stupid video...tg you didn't made an accident...idiot

[helloTobi40]

@MrBerluscazzo thats not nice :( your a bad doggy >:(

[TheAlixLondon]

so funny, i hear ya Chris

[bobolob]

I'd prefer 2 double Ds. By the way batteries are really expensive. Stick to cheap lighters and other trinkets. In fact just go to the dollar store :)

[SexyLilLezNTx]

DAYUM!! Chris' mom is very attractive. She does NOT look old enough to have an almost 23 year old child. You go girl.

[violet46]

@SexyLilLezNTx She had Chris when she was very young though, around 14.

[SexyLilLezNTx]

@violet46 OMG!! WHAT!! 14 years old. Are you serious?? No wonder she looks so damn young, its cause she is. I am in complete SHOCK!! WOW!! I never knew that.

[nezs]

Every single video I have seen of Chris, he always talks with so much resentment. ALWAYS. Don't know how people can enjoy watching that.

[firelord9000]

Your mom must hate you. For various reasons.

[9paigeinwonderland4]

@firelord9000 aw mean =p

[raeshockie]

socks and soap.

[barosenfeld]

your accent is annoying

[XcarryonlittlebuddaX]

LMAO Expired giga pets xD

[TealBerryEmerald]

Ugh, why does it have to work now?

[TealBerryEmerald]

Can anyone else not post comments?

[WillonFire87]

chris you're looking a bit ugly like this with the glasses and dark short hair cute... kinda nerdy...

[HiediBear1]

Oh no! What happen 2 ur blonde hair!?