Tim Allen - Men Are Pigs, Part 2

[nerdrebel1993]

3:20 This from the guy who said on "Last Man Standing" that were NO such stories online of kids putting coins in electric sockets...

[teezer88]

I LOVE IT!!! Tell me that's not true guys. The towel always ends up on the damn floor, NEVER stays on your waist

[seeingUFOsPA]

yep... like he said, men are basically "lying sacks of shit".... and yeah, we bitch because we hate being lied to. If you all would just stop that, we might do ya more...

[dammitnick]

@seeingUFOsPA eh i doubt it lol. you girls do bitch an awful lot. i've had girl friends who bitched about everything whether i was lying or not lol. guess it depends on the woman's level of sanity.

[seeingUFOsPA]

@dammitnick ....hey, you just said it "whether i was lying or not".... Next gf try not lying -- a lie is like a turd. And with chicks, the first big lie, once exposed, is like throwing a turd in a punchbowl.... Ruins the whole thing.

[joelvis65]

love the grunt.

[mahtexas]

Lol i learned how to do the hindu head wrap when i was 8. i just stepped out of the shower and did it! lol

[szqsk8]

algebra liar. LOL!

[X49MRE]

He is at his funniest when he dosen't curse.

[MADgiKIll]

smart man, smart man

[MasterTterb98]

2:56-3:06

Holy shit!

Awesome!

[bsbfan05]

im an algebra liar, i figure 2 good lies equal a positive

[jammer96]

4:55.lol

[likayouful]

Great video

[mrice102888]

I took a Sharpie and electric-taped a peper clip to it with the points coming up on either side and shoved it into an electric outlet in class once...I was disappointed ny teacher reacted so calmly. When the wall exploded with electricity and burnt it with a foot long black mark, I expected a "WTF WAS THAT??!?!"

[tussler21557]

i got those needlenosevicegrippinmoneymuth­afukas boy i got threequarterdrivin socketflowinrachetheadsteeltub­ingbreakinshakemaflatdaynohead­cutrun

[royalbrainwave]

needlenosevicegrippingmonkymot­herfuckers!!!! AWESOME

[hellaballooba]

He has really impeccable delivery...

[BowHunterAz08]

"who shit in this cave?!" uuuuuuuuuugh!

[bassist4dalord]

Big Jim and The Twins. Hahahahaha gotta love Tim Allen!

[nowrryz]

I didn't know Buzz Lightyear was allowed to swear

[lauraliz961]

some funny shit here

[mikebrown1156]

Some funny Chitt

[bobafettsrocket]

tim is great its true Men Lie so Much

[UberKrassMann]

4:17 did he just say "the KRASSMANN 346 "^3 blablablbal" :D

[MrSonicboom07]

@UberKrassMann It's pronounces CRAFTSMAN.

[SoniaRose71]

I love this man lol he's so funny and went on to even greater things!

[ozzygodisgod]

I love it when they some assembly required. On Children toys, why can't they just say you have to put it together???

[smithcruise2222]

buzz lightyear

[ultranun]

OGH OGH OGH OGH

[Dedokai32]

he was best in santa clause and galaxy quest lol

[SuperLuigirules1]

@Dedokai32 Don't forget as Buzz Lightyear!!! "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell"

[111vnderbnder111]

only a true tool owner would under stand this!

[coasterjudge]

@111vnderbnder111 I'm not and I understand everything he's saying. But then again I tend to think like a comic so I probably don't count.

[ScarletDevilCat]

ugh it true it like we are proggramed to be able to know how to to the hindi towel thingy...

[zwink9]

"real little bag of important looking sh*&t left over" LOL.  20yrs and this show is still so funny.

TY for putting it up on youtube as my vhs of it is long worn out.

[scallywag86]

this is the first time I ever heard Tim Allen say fuck.

btw, anyone going on about tim`s drug charges lemme tell you something. Nearly every comedian in the 80`s was using the stuff. He`s paid his debt to society and he`s moved on...as should we

[Awsomeness80]

@scallywag86

Amen

[Donesan12]

buzz lightyear!! :D

[2hardcore4life]

Every successful comic has a signature bit. The grunting is Tim Allen's signature bit. It's designed to seperate him from the other comics. Just thought u should know. Peace, Love & Awesomeness.

[SkilesASMB]

Not that it ain't funny. Just he uses it a bit too often is all.

[2hardcore4life]

He does rely on it a little too much, I'll agree with that. I wish he'd do more stand up & less Disney stuff. Peace,Love & Awesomeness.

[codymactherocker]

i got those neddlenose, vise gripping monkey motherfuckers boy. i got three quarter driving socking pulling ratchet head steel tubing breaker jig mineflat dateo head cut ra-- HAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOO

[MrPie455]

geez, I'm really sick and tired of everyone saying that he sold and cocaine and stuff. It's really annoying, because nobody cares!!!

[fleeex]

hes still funny !?

[sohrobK]

I BOUGHT SOME TOOL

[prowresler]

i love you tim allen dick

[StiqueJade]

I got tools 2 fix tools..lol

[daltonh4]

Damn right, SEARS!

[2addicted2UTUBE]

i like tim allen after seeing his movie, The Shaggy Dog! Funny man!

[JDigman62]

"those needle nose vice grippin monkey mother fuckers" man thats freakin funny

[affliction187]

hell yeah tim allen is fuckn awesome. Real man

[liamMaru]

Ahaha, this is so funny because it's so true. Especially the bit's about duct tape and the spare parts left over after you build something. Ooooh I've bee there!

[ilovetimallen]

I LOVE YOU TIM ALLEN!

[onionyt2]

How come?

[fuckinmars]

to onionyt2 have you seen the way Tim treats Al on Tool Time? lol

[drummer703]

that's a tv show you idiot.

[fuckinmars]

to drummer703 no shit I did not know that. Thank you for pointing that out to me!!!!!!! you know it's a little thing I like to call humor.

[drummer703]

then your accusation is false

[berkeleyhome]

This schtick is timeless...he made it what, 20 yrs ago...still hilarious.

[seedz252]

"needle nose vise grip monkey mother fuckers"

hahhahahaha tht was funy

[Ashleyreneexoxo]

i was happy i go outside to smell his butt lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[kedmonds2603]

love home improvment i love this :D

[MMASTEVIC]

i told him he was grounded haha

[saturnhexagon]

He also played Doug Madsen in Wild Hogs. And yes there will be a Toystory 3 in 2010. And Tim will be Buzz Lightyear again.

[disgrl4]

Sad to say that there will be no new "Toy Story".

[saturnhexagon]

I'm sorry to hear that, when did this news break?

[parsonciupui]

Yes there will be

[ketmakura]

Mom got a grill for her birthday, and all I could think of was this bit about building the grill.

[tshrimp88]

I love Tim Allen but does he look for spaces in his sentences to fill in with a cuss?

[gmaculate]

hahahhahaah...

[ZackT618]

SEARS! Damn right, Sears!

[polarseltz]

if you can't fix it duct it lol

[BMANBLAKNBLU]

That's what a real man do, buuythe whole g**damn grease drilling-wrench rocking-philip screwdriving-hammer banging-get the bad boy fix a.s.a.p.-nail hurting-dirt smelling f**king TOOLS from motherf**king SEEEEEEAARRSS!!!

[BMANBLAKNBLU]

He's damn right, about the penny in the socket. 01 FALSE move, you ass gets shocked to hell, from 08 feet! Plus, you damn right abot SEARS. Best damn place for the benches 7 two-work benches! ROTDFLMMFAO! (Rollng on the Damn floor, laughing my motherf**king ass off!)

[drgmmd]

Ah come on. This is Tim the Tool Man Allen

You have to laugh

[drummer703]

yeah he's known for the grunting.

[imafreakinggenius]

har.

[ZackT618]

"SEARS" - "Damn right Sears!"

[BMANBLAKNBLU]

G**damn right, SEARS!

[BigMafiaKiller]

thats true about duct tape all ya need is duct tape

[imafreakinggenius]

writing a stupid comment...stupid?

[54spiritedwill54]

I love this video...never seen it in so long :P

[Fechmar]

If you can't fix it, DUCT IT!

[johnnycash02]

This guy is so freaking funny. He's my tool, and comedy GOD!!!!

[RobbieStott]

"wheres that little piece of tuppaware i.. dog was peeing in it i threw it out" rofl

[sdegroot1]

"I got the first use outta that new grinder  BREOOWWMM!!"

[NightgauntGer]

"SEARS" - "Darn right Sears!"

Never seen that before, wasn't aired in Germany at all, but it's great, though his monkey sounds get old very quickly.

[moffi12345]

important lookin shit left over :D

[haruba]

timmys tha man

[purdyboy79]

ive been waiting for someone to post this video...glad you did thanks....havent seen it since i was like 13...need to get the rewires america one up as well

[Dibrini]

I always thought he looked like Lily Tomlin if she was a guy. Funny mo fo before he went all PG with that sitcom, shoulda been a spokesman for SEARS.

[valleysally]

Thanks!!!! I absolutely love this video