Coming Attractions - August 2008

[Zeiram989]

Seth I'm in EVERY F*CKIN' COMEDY ROGAN!!!

[Dankscarver]

Hamlet 2 = Best Comedy this year.

From the Makers of South Park and adding some incredibly good acting with incredibly funny moments and Tucson (where I live xD) bashing. Makes it my new favorite comedy that came out this year.

Also, Hamlet 2 has a wide range of likable characters ranging from two Silent Bob like charters, a self hating wife, a Mexican "Gang Banger" who comes from a great house hold and gets a 3.8 GPA, And freaking Elisabeth Shue, proves this is a great movie.

[MEHOLE]

You didn't mention that the Longshots was written by Fred Durst, FROM LIMB BIZKIT. How fucking funny is that?

[subraman]

that voice is annoying

[09tranm]

Nice.

[strappinggermanlad]

wow i think you just gave me about 10 more hours to live and all that in 10 minutes. thank you very fucking much!

[TheUberSchmoober]

it's been 11 hours since you said that, are you dead now? eh?

[strappinggermanlad]

xD

i meant 10 hours on top of those 200 years that i will live

[Phantomphoenix888]

Funny stuff man, good job

[Patrusha937]

love your sense of humour MPC, u rule!

[NellyNinja]

I like how he sums up how worthless the Death Race remake is

[KayPictures]

Well, you DID say that Hollywood gives us what we pay for and considering how successful "Legally Blonde" was, it's no surprise they make something like "House Bunny". Except that "Legally Blonde" was actually a really good movie.

[RelentlessEwok]

Midnight Meat Train is the greatest name for a movie ever.

[melediv]

why is it in black and white? I hate it

[enjoiiskool4011]

hey mpc long time subscriber here just stoping by to say keep up the good work!!!

[Shoot1ngStar]

All i have to say is LOL

[kurono1999]

shit august is gonna be a horrible month

[Tailsxcosmo2122]

One word for the mummy 3. a total crap bomb

[TheWuCepticon3]

This was a funny review, but why did you call Javier Bardem, a different name?

[moviepreviewcritic]

Didn't do my research :) made a boo boo.

[Imij11]

Hey where do you get all this stock footage?

[moviepreviewcritic]

Just some clips I have from college film classes I took a few years back.

[Imij11]

Oh ok. Great video by the way. Loved the commentary.

[RaiderRix]

Keep up the good work man, you always know how to make light of some of the worst movies around.

[KinkyMatt]

DDDDDDDUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEE

Wheres The Dark Knight review?!!?!!?!?!??!?

O.o

[meleemaster1up]

were you not listening? this is about movies in august. look at the title dummy.

[JensAddictions]

Great as always but come on, where's The Dark Knight review? Even the Reel Geezers already post a review... mind you, they were watching movies since Coolidge was in office and they still managed to beat you to it :)

[meleemaster1up]

reread the title.

[kazuya246]

was anyone else disappointed when deathrace showed up instead of the name "twisted metal"

[KinkyMatt]

Can't wait for The Dark Knight review!

always wanted a review from you.

[HolyXerxes]

i hope u finish with the batmania review!! uuuu~

[waltmanxp]

I just hurt myself from laughing; you rock man, "long live good critics"

[automatwinslaytracks]

I wish Midnight Meat Train had a wider release. Like an actual wide release.

[caritobea]

Muchas Gracias :)

[heatstroke10]

That was not Llewelyn Moss. Josh Brolin played that character. That guy IS IN no ending for.... I mean no country for old men but he was Chigurh, the maniac.

Only looking forward to Tropic thunder, maybe traitor.

Thanks MPC.

[origen01]

yea man, javier bardem--you know the ACADEMY AWARD winner. a little more research next time critic but otherwise a hilarious vid ^_^

[armdogg30]

great job. It was very good.

[Tylakk]

Another great episode.

I'm most likely to see Tropic Thunder. But probably on dvd b/c I don't really like the theater anymore.

Thanks for posting!

[zorockz]

pinapple express all the way bitch

[funlovingmonkey]

The only one of those I'll go see is Clone Wars, all the rest looks like fast food movie garbage... I guess I'll save some money staying in catching up on legitimate films of the 20th century I haven't had the chance to see yet.

[Rahir8]

Your previews are in many cases more amusing than the movies they are about. Really good work, but could you slow down the voice a little bit? I know, you want to put as much as possible in that 10-min-limit, but for me as a guy from austria it's hard to understand all what you say at that speed. Don't forget, you have fans all over the world!

[spacexploder]

i would love to go see the mummy 3 but it is made by captain xxx. no thanks pretty much nothing coming out this month

[Rrinman]

I really like the no BS, honest and clear referrences you make, like 'starring the guy from the first season of ...', 'somebody who looks disturbingly like a John Candy clone'. It makes the (message of the) vid more personal and real.

And yes, the House Bunny using her brains instead of body to get the boy sounds like the genre is fantasy, roflmao!

[15zoom]

I REALLY hope my brother is right and TMPC have a job doing this, or somthing like it, professionally somwhere, cuz it would be a real waste if he wasn't.:P

[moviepreviewcritic]

Thanks for the kind words! That's my goal. Hopefully that will become a reality one day. Until then, the awesome support and feedback of the good movie loving community is more than enough to keep me going.

[therealFEARLESSVENOM]

well u got my support any day. keep up the good work

[origen01]

you could make a killing in ad revenue if you set a tighter schedule unlike wut u did for "the dark knight"

[moviepreviewcritic]

That's the plan in the near future. This year has been a great learning experience. Expect a new up to date format and time table for reviews starting towards the end of the year.

[wondeboy12]

Dude I love your work and seeing as how current movies seem to be lacking (most of the time) have you ever thought of dusting off a few faveorites and reviewing them?

[moviepreviewcritic]

I'd definitely like to review some favs in the future. Great suggestion though!

[monkeyonatable]

The Dark Knight will still be soaking up most of the money until... about... Christmas. Love the preview, and I'm still mad about Disaster Movie. Because if it makes any money in the box office, it will be too much.

[zcasdase]

Nice Video. Have you canceled the long Dark Knight review that you were doing?

[moviepreviewcritic]

The DK review is still going on. Currently working on part 3.

[lardplanet]

nice review

[koren1124]

Wow August is kind of depressing for movies. Only like two of them look remotely interesting. Good previews though.

[nainqx]

The voice doesn't bother me. I really don't like the black and white effects.

[Zezlemetkun]

Midnight Meat train..It does sound like some c grade late night porno.

[livid0]

Great review, some of the lines had me LOLing and I was actually laughing out loud and not just in my head.

But the audio needs some work.

Enjoyed it sill.

Looking forward to the rest of the Batman retrospective.

[pablob3]

and thats why hollywood movies bore me nowadays

[elite227]

Midnight meat train should be a gay porno,lol.

[shadow1up]

SHIT, there are a bunch of shitty movies coming this ear, i should kill my sealf now cuz i dont think there is goin to be a better movie than batman dark night, !!!OH yeah!!! watchman is coming so there is still hope. hey moviepreviewcritic when are u reviewing watchmen?

[moviepreviewcritic]

That'll be my first preview review in October. I've got to finish all the other vids before that.

[MajinMetroid]

Nice job and thanks for all the invaluable info but damn... that voice you're doing gets annoying after a minute.

[moviepreviewcritic]

Yeah, I tried a new effect on it and I agree that it doesn't totally work.

[sockshun]

yeah man.. dont do it like this again... review was great dont get me wrong.. and it wasnt the picture that got the sound did..

it almost made my ears bleed....

it was just too ear piercing man!!

but great review!! just had to turn the sound down..

LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!!

[moviepreviewcritic]

Thanks for the no BS feedback. I'll fix the sound problems for the next coming attractions vid.

[Androidskickass]

lmao, thanks for the trailers man. keep them coming

[Hotshotter3000]

Nice new style! Seriously, after watching some documentaries from the 1940's this is actually a good parody of it. Only one little minor complaint is that the voice over is a little but too ear piercing. Other than that, it's jus perfect.

[moviepreviewcritic]

I'll be working to fix the voice for next time. Thanks for the feedback!

[cthgff435]

I really like ur previews, but this one ... ahh my ears hurt. The way this vid is presented in. I mean it's fine for a couple of minutes .. but for 10 minutes :S

Anyway, that's my personal opinion.

[moviepreviewcritic]

Agreed. Vocie will be fixed next time.

[Klaatu89]

Good to see the Movie Palace theme back again.

[meekiyas]

man august is a shity month for movies.

[BeLlaWinchester101]

Amen... Disaster movie? OMG. I cant belive people do spend theyre money on actual crap

[marcoscotlar]

where do u get the trailers from, awsome vid

[crappyvideospotter]

Great job. Fav moments: CGI moneyshot, mummy thing, he doesn't give a $#!+, he F^@&$ it up, I'm in every comedy movie Rogan, hey didn't that guy play Harry Osborne in the Spiderman movies?, MahRAjuWANNA, the stoner buddy movie from...who took it from...who borrowed it from...who took it from...after they stole it from, & maybe even wash these pants, whoever the f^@& that is, the kid jumping, turning doorknobs slowly, r u sure?, prison driver's ed, what!? This isn't legally blond 3?, 19-27. hehe

[moviepreviewcritic]

Thanks! Really appreciate the detailed feedback!

[crappyvideospotter]

Your welcome! :) :) :) I really appreciate all the work you put into your videos! Keep up the good work! :)

[budihollijr]

damn i saw so many bad generic movies in there but a couple look watchable

[WeaponII7]

Great video and very well put together. Where the heck does this guy come up with this stuff?

[Lizardguy3]

Jesus that was long, and I guess 3 out of 18 that are worth seeing isn't so bad.(sigh)

[ClownieMcHapHap]

Tropic Thunder looks like it will be awesome!

[15zoom]

So your going back in time with these. Please stop now, cuz next htere won't be sound. :)

[moviepreviewcritic]

Interesting idea! Maybe I'll do a silent film era previews edition?

[15zoom]

Oh my god, was that Eric Idle in the Hamlet 2 trailor or was that just me? :O

[PerishBrave]

Babylon, College, and Hamlet 2 are the only ones im even a lil interested in

[rubberwoody]

since your an expert, I've been trying to figure out the first motion picture ever made...do you know?

[moviepreviewcritic]

That's a good question. The early days has just shots - people leaving work, a couple kissing, a baby crying. The first major achievement in editing and storytelling would probably be The Great Train Robbery from 1903 by Edwin S. Porter, an employee of Thomas Edision. It was the firt to develop the grammar of sophisticated film. Then, in 1915 D.W. Griffith synthesized all the technigues into his offensive and racist, yet cinematically important Birth of a Nation.

[sinatrah]

midnight meat train.

lolz.

[Nazgul957156]

disaster movie = a piece of movie GARBAGE! I am sorry but these movie spoofs are getting really god awful. *Sarcasim on* and we all know how well meet the spartans did. *sarcasim off*.

[Panpizza15]

Some people at a website called Spill said Disaster movie was only in production for about 6 months. It takes regular movie 3 years to be made. They did not even try with this movie. A 6th grader could of written this.

[15zoom]

Hey!!! I'm a sixth grader and I'm already published!!! Me and my friends could do BETTER than this

[Leonin88]

This video is full of win

[pikachurox247]

yay disaster movie i love it

[15zoom]

Yeah, it actually looks kinda cool, TMPC.

[DarthBob2005]

"The kid jumping into the water off of a dock entertainment" LMAO!

[SaintEthaTV]

"DarthBob2005" haha i was just about to say that lmao

[moviepreviewcritic]

Thanks for the compliment! Appreciate that!

[Redrally]

Bill and Ted? I know they're referred to as stoners but there's absolutely no references to that in either of the movies. So I don't like hearing them being called stoners, especially since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is much more than a 'dumb teen' movie.

I'm sorry but I just love that movie so much.

[AdvancedAquarist]

House Bunny, WTF is that?

Yeah, most of these movies have a story ripped off from other movies. Nice one MPC.

[TakaraKing]

What I've heard about the Mummy3 is that it sucks ...... sad :(

[dicklong45]

i saw it it is a piece of crap

[bloodrunsclear]

Your voice is a little faster and higher pitched then usual. Could you please tone it back a bit like before? Far from me to insult or press demands, just a suggestion.

Thanks for the overview! I rely on your channel for what to see and what to miss.

[moviepreviewcritic]

Agreed. I tried a new effect and it didn't come out as I would've liked. Thanks for the no BS feedbacK!

[ducksrule71821]

Thanks for the reviews! Even though most of the movies look bad anyway, I'm still glad to have the reviews anyway!

[tnpan]

I don't know what I hate more. Fy Me to the Moon, or Disaster Movie. I hate Hannah Montana's guts, but I know the movie just sucks. That's bad, yet Fly me to the moon took everything despisable about Space Chimps, and made it worse. It looks like some crappy movie they would show only at a select area in Six Flags. Wait, they did that!

[dennipettersson]

i'll go with Tropic Thunder cuz it looks fun, you can keep the rest

[wolfgar45]

i was expecting him to mention the "sexy jesus" thing in hamlet.

[tnpan]

"Thiat title sounds like it sould be in a gay porno"

ROFL!!! That is just hilarious! I think they tried to 1Up Hancock with a title like that. "Midnight Meat Train."

As my friend says, "I find it fucking hilarious Robert Downey JR. is playing a black guy."

I love that, "A kid jumping into the water off of a dock entertainment."

I honestly love that voice. It fits so perfectly, like the 70's one before.

[bishop202]

only about 5 movies out of all those i would even consider paying money to go and see

and WTF is up with diaster movie how did they get the right to make another shitty movie!

[conradstudios]

LOL! good job MPC!

[alfadude12]

i'm gonna see the mummy 3 movie today it'll be awsome

[PerishBrave]

reply to me letting me know if it was good or not! plz :D

[Rrinman]

Thank you for the great work, tmpc!!

[OnRockIT]

LMAO Son of the Green Goblin and Knocked Up are on the run...

[metallicakixtotalass]

Um that's not Llewellyn Moss, aka Josh Brolin, from No Country for Old Men, that's Anton Chigurh, aka Javier Bardem, one of the greatest modern Spanish actors :D

[LlamaBeetyPictures57]

nope

[LlamaBeetyPictures57]

amazing as always

[bestmarty]

I find it sad that you have to post a real disclaimer because of fear of deletion due to Viacom (what assholes)

[VincentRat]

I can't wait to hear what you have to say when Jurrasic Park 4 comes out. Or the assload of video game movies coming out next year!

[trnolte]

Fucking great. I love TMPC's tone. He's not smug or elitest with his humor, just honest and relatable.

[Zezlemetkun]

Alright I got to say it because it always annoys me when I see it...in swing vote...THE ELECTION PROCESS DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!!! IT'S DECIDED BY THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE!!!

[rpere008]

I thought 'Meet the Spartans' had rounded off the 'Naked-Gun'-gone-bad style spoofs sub-genre. Hopefully 'Disaster Movie' will do the trick.

[mightyshockwave]

I don't know. I always see those  ______ Movie films to laugh at how bad they are. I swear, people hate them now, bt they'll become cult classics like Mac and Me and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

[flashbangpow]

cant wait for more reviews! :D

[sonegreat]

Javier Bardem=Anton Chigurh not Llewelyn Moss nice video though.

[moviepreviewcritic]

d'oh! Good call!

[cchasler]

Thanks MPC, I can't wait see your reviews.

[TomEP3000]

I don't know if I'll see the Mummy 3. The first one was good but the second one was kind of stupid (IMO). Maybe I'll see it just for fun.

[freakie3]

Amazing. I love it. Keep it up MPC! Disaster movie speaks for itself. I hate how people keep watching it in theaters, it only puts fuel on the fire.

[AutobotGrimlock]

That was good.

[ChimeraYuri]

Thanks for the previews dude u rock