Momma Dog
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  • This is by far the best Iraq video ever. Two deployments, many tower guard dutys after long long missions, and this video encompasses it all.

    "buffalo is the warmest thing out there, other than seagull skin".

    "and seagull skin is hard to find in Iraq".

  • i love this man, he is my hero

  • No, the marines are part of the NAVY not the ARMY, ya boner.

  • GUNNY IS RIDING MOMMA DOG!

  • hoorah gunny, hoorah momma dog.

  • When I post this, the comments counter is on 666!!! NOT a good sign.

  • LMFAO! Mamma Dog! :D

  • I sent this to my My cousin in Kuwait.

  • HAHAHA DUDE YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS!

    

  • If I didn't think he was just performing for the camera I'd be more entertained.

  • Mamadog!

  • Everyone reacts like that during loooooooooooooooooong guards, trust me.

    Red Bull + caffeine + coffee = ADHD

  • Staying awake on a 12 hour shift is tough... I can only imagine 3 days!!

  • The only way to stay awake on post.

    Is to be Insane.

  • US Army, Be all you can be.

  • @JuGgala22 thats a marine genius

  • @zuniga0331 Ohh wait... I thought Marines was a branch of the U.S Armed Forces!

  • @JuGgala22 it is..... are you fuckin retarded?

  • @JuGgala22 haha funny, he is a marine moron.

  • @BaronNate Check your facts before calling some1 a moron, stupid Merican!

  • @JuGgala22 no dumb ass you said, Army, be all you can be. making fun of this guy. He is a Marine. He has the anchor and globe on his fucking chest. So learn the uniform or fuck off stupid 3rd world asshat.

  • @BaronNate hes still part of the Army...Herp Derp....

  • @JuGgala22 you are a fucking idiot marines are part of the navy not army....I am a marine dipshit so get your facts right before you start calling some1 a moron. Go back to mexico and join the mexican army faggot....semper fi bitch!!!!!

  • I slept on post.. almost got demoted to private. But you get so tired... So fucking tired

  • ROFL funny shit, although I wonder how many Taliban snuck past while he was doing this.

  • @TheEthug None because if you pay attention he's covering his sectors the entire time. You can tell spot infantry vets easily because regardless of what they are doing their eyes are always scanning.

  • @TheEthug yea because theres so many taliban in iraq right???

  • @zuniga0331 Nope.

  • WTF...I know this guy. This is when he was first on post. This is NOT 3 days later after 3 hours of sleep. Title = very misleading.

  • And mama dog is right down there... /tailwagging

  • Yeah....Yeah. I know this feeling perfectly after being in it a year ago in the desert. I think I consumed enough Cliff bars while on post to equal my body mass in a single week.

  • Lay off the rip its bro i did the same shit in the tower to stay awake

  • "GUNNY IS RIDING MAMA DOG, GUNNY IS RIDING MAMA DOG!" -lmfao

  • fart FART Fart ROFLMAO

  • HAHA ohhh man...this...THIS is wonderful

  • ROFL!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

    

  • momma dog, momma dog.. NO RUNNING!!!

  • Lol, that's awesome!

  • I... I don't even?!

  • While this is funny, Anyone ever forced to stay awake when denied sleep and very bored for an extended period of time sees the hopeless feeling there.

  • I want to marry him. Anyone know his FB? (:

  • Lol this is what I went through in Afghanistan lol I didn't have a camera then tho

  • LMAO! I would probably do the same thing! I know how bad watch got in the Navy. Never three days straight though O_O

  • LMFAO!

  • Omg im dying!

  • FART fart fart!

  • Never had to sit for that long, but have been awake for a couple days while deployed. Probably why I think this is so funny. Its funny because its true!

  • I fucking LOVE this video..

  • Standing a tower until you've pretty much watched your brain leak out of your ears after counting each drop that hit the floor....don't miss it. This video pretty much shows what happens to the body several hours afterwards lmao.

  • Ah yes... the joys of being up in a tower for much longer than is psychologically recomended. The good ol' times!

  • momma dog and gunny reunited lmao!

  • hahaha! My brother was stationed in Ramandi, Iraq. I wonder if he went through this haha

    

  • Buffalos are better than momma dog!

    

  • Army > marines...^nuff said

  • @phun4011 no lol not really. you dont know what youre saying.

  • Great vid. Thank you for sharing Marine's and for your service.

  • Thank you for your service. 

  • Well at least he's entertaining himself.

  • I think his brain is in his other pants.

  • NO RUNNING!

  • tower guard sucks balls LMAO

  • I love this video always makes me laugh!!! PS Travis is a cutie!!

  • 0:38 is the funniest damn thing ive ever heard lmao hahahahaha

  • 3:06 gets me every time i cant help but laugh.

  • hmm its crazzy to se the pic of jake holleden momma dowg wen she was a puppy R.I.P cpl Jacob Tate i miss u bro momma dowg was sooo cute as a puppy

  • Momma Dog is the best dog. If only she would STOP RUNNING SO MUCH and come play with the buffalo jacket. And the seals. And cap flags in the Himalayas.

  • you're

  • xDDDDDD

  • momma dog no running no running

  • LIKE TIMES 100000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000

  • This deserves more views.AGH <333

    Whats

  • I love buffalo jacket thank you gunny!

  • he's ridin mamma dog! 

  • I LOVE this video! Hilarious!

  • That's Funny(:

    

  • sorry, but is that kylemonkey? the youtuber?

  • When I'm down I watch mama dog.

  • 38 people arent friends with Momma Dog.

  • wow thats like an older version of me in a few years

  • 38 people need to be bitch-slapped

  • Omfg this guy is a legend :')

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  • Hahahaha. Oorah, Mama Dog! Oorah, Gunny! and Oorah, Travis!. You fill me with pride at the thought of one day being part of our country’s beloved Corp.

  • Staying awake on post: you're doing it right.

  • Never go full retard.

  • I hope he becomes the next Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps, then this can be played before every major event he conducts.

  • This is why we are still in Afghanistan. lol

  • I fucking love this I was dying laughing

  • Momma dog, no runinning, no runnning, no running! ...It znot a flag, it is a cap made out of oxen fur manufactured by the himilayas. LMFAO. I feel bad for his lack of sleep, but the best shit comes out of it and this made my year lmao. <3 ya Travis!

  • Oohrah mommas dog!

  • Mama dog, Nooooooo runnnnning.

    Lol, god now my whole unit is saying it XD

    Fucking awesome.

  • @hellojuls omg thats all thats in my head the past two days I saw that video, that and its not a FLAG, its a cap!

  • LISTEN UP MOMMA DOG FANS!!! HIT ME UP ON FACEBOOK!!! SEARCH :: TRAVIS ERVIN

  • I made a little tradition to watch this video everytime I stand post and it really makes me feel better. Truly epic.

  • Also if you don't stand behind our soldiers FEEL FREE to stand IN FRONT of them.

  • It's true. Even stupid stuff will make you want to like cry out in laughter and by the way this guy isn't a disgrace, he's fuckin' smart. Hoorah....

  • haha

  • Im just saying that people all over the world can watch this and laugh at how goofy you are. I am in the military and appreciate all of your patriotism in defending this particular Marine. Now lets go make some videos that make us look like badasses not jackasses. And, I do understand the mental strains of pulling long guard duty shifts having done it myself. I have no intentions of discrediting those who sacrifice so much for our freedom and I hate to see others discrediting them.

  • This guy deserves a NAM for this video. So glad my gunny showed it to me.

  • love how he farts and looks down and was like ah crap

  • Rip-Its almost killed me over there. Shits like crack, your heart rate is through the roof and you cant stop moving.

  • As a Marine myself (0311), this video is true.... you do become delusional!!!

  • Nearly peed my pants watching this, a buddy of my hubby posted this and I nearly died as I thought of my hubby doing that.

  • I laughed so, so hard. Thank you for serving and for giving us all a laugh at your own expense :)

  • Freakin funny.

  • SEMPER FI!!! To you all you ignorant civilians, this motivator is hella legit! OOHRAH MOMMA DOG!

  • As a 17 year grunt, I don't care what you have to do to stay awake on post...Damn Marines will always find a way to amaze you. If he was my devil dog I would want him as my driver, at least I will always be amused! Semper Fi!

  • @re65529

    Appreciate your concern for the militarys welfare, but your a bit too late to that party. I'll respect your rights, but I do not, however, have to respect you for the tool that you are. Have a great day, and remember to try and think past what you know about someone and what you REALLY know about someone the next time you intend to insult someone who has more than earned their right to hold their head up high with pride and dignity for what they've done for their country.

  • @bandit4423 ooRaa to that

  • @re65529 Ignorant ass bastard. You obviously never pulled guard duty...

  • @re65529 IF and it's a big IF you ever even served, you were at best a Fobbit, and it's likely you don't even know what that is. Try deploying and working 18+ hours a day pretty much every day for a year. This isn't just funny, it's what makes American troops special. He could be sleeping; he could be crying or whining; he could be writing some negative post on some Youtube page. Instead, he did something that probably made his buddies laugh their asses off and made their day a little better.

  • @re65529 You obviously don't understand how bored you get standing post for hour after hour, especially with no sleep, like the video said, you get delusional.

    I agree that this should be a terminal lance strip, lmao.

  • @re65529 you are retarded, i know someone that is in his unit, but Travis here, was put on watch duty or somethin and took to many Yellow-Jackets, bout 8 to be exact, and made this beautiful work of comedy

  • This is absolutely the best video ever. I watch it every time I have a bad (and a good day) just to make myself laugh... never fails. Thanks Twavis!!!

  • Well someone had onetoo many rip its

  • Hello Mamma Dog. No running!

  • whats his name?

  • i should post my insanity on post vids lol

  • Seal skiun

  • 35 people don't like momma dog!

  • hey is that ian?

  • Mama dog no running

  • If you don't talk to yourself on a 4+ hour post....you will fall asleep and get everyone killed. So it's either go insane, or get everyone killed. There's really no choice there.

  • Hey! Good for him to maintain a sense of humor in a difficult situation.Just read a story of a Marine that fell asleep on guard duty at an FOB in that toilet called Afganistan.He fell asleep 3 times,probably from stress.Instead of getting him an eval at a hospital he was beaten to death by fellow soldiers and now they are on trial for it!

  • Okay wow so travis have u gone crazy

  • Haha! Alright.

  • We all had our moments up on a guard post.  But this guys is something else.

  • Definitely my favorite youtube video ever :) make sure you find the Momma Dog fan page on facebook and become a fan! :)

  • @MnchkinMama308

    woah! theres a momma dog fan page?!

  • @MnchkinMama308

    found it. thats so ridiculously cool. Hopefully they let me in, since I did upload it.

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  • @bandit4423 its crazzy my big brother use to take care of that dog his name was Jacob tate

  • @MnchkinMama308 can you post a link??

  • Dude, you are fucking HILARIOUS! Semper

  • Marines, the funniest people ever.

  • This makes me actually kind of look forward to watch

  • @MasterTeem

    Then you're an idiot.

  • MOMMA DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • I feel so bad for this guy. I know I ramble when on watch but this is crazy!

  • rex spex :D

  • This has gotten me such hard times! Thank you for posting my husband has been in the Marines for 2 years now.. and this video has helped me threw deployments!

  • What is this guys name? He's hilarious.

  • 3:37 <3 Oorah gunny. Oorah Momma Dog.

  • OORAH GUNNY! OORAH MOMMA DOG!

  • 3:13 Momma Dog: "Hmm.. This human is entertaining to watch."

  • See that is why you should always take Mtn Dew Code Red up to the tower at night instead of Rip-Its. You will just have to piss a lot with none of the halucinations. And it tastes like overly sugery carbonated cough syrup instead of drain cleaner mixed with cough syrup.

  • Rip Its.

    They fuck you up.

  • Slay that buffalo!!!

  • Where is this kid, and why is he not in my platoon? UNSAT LOL

  • Holy shit this brings back some crazy memories

  • Ah the days of standing guard duty. I remember counting each individual letter in the log book and the number of screws on post. Good job Marine you brought back memories.

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  • Great video! Always cheers me up when I'm down. Can't wait for my Marine to come home from Afghanistan.

  • Oorahh War on Terroism. lmao

  • Nooooooooooooo Running!

  • Fuck going on post

  • This needs to be drawn on Terminal Lance.

  • @USMCSgrDdy it was. Look up the levels of boredom on post

  • @mistereeomelette Yup! Already read that one. I'm hoping Max will draw a strip on this Lance Criminal. Yut!

  • Love this video. And how do I party with this guy?

  • Well, now we know what happened to Arne Grape after his momma died:) this guy is funny!

  • I bet after a few days of this you just wish someone would shoot at you lol

  • well done. I think any one that spent any time on guard duty can relate to this. Well done, bravo. . .bravo . . . bravo

  • Just everyone has there moments on guard duty but you recorded it LOL

  • @Reyzcommentz

    haha not me, my brothers friend. I dont think I have that level of finess.

  • @bandit4423 LOL still a good vid and i cracked up the most @ 2:56 and I'm still cracking up LMAO

  • Been here before.....

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