Slap Chop Uncensored

[zammy1409]

dubs is better

[MuslimHunter47]

this sucks

[JayJokesAlot]

i have the slap chop it works but it comes apart when yur slapping soooo dangerous

[Bandit440p]

make me cry like the harry potter series

[MACSA5]

funny but right on point

[hillhead420]

Funny but not so original...

[DFoxFitness]

This guy had some great jokes.

[SuperConnie2009]

Throw in shreks dick...

[wilbur265]

@SuperConnie2009 its graids ur grandpas balls

[Hibill70]

"and even a blunt"



[woodsj2690]

TERRIBLE!

[KBATACAX2]

J/K



[KBATACAX2]

Myspace??!!?? LOL. go get a Facebook



[koroxlover]

"KOBE"

[xeotech1]

rofl

[wigimanXx]

it pops up like my erection while watching home and garden television lmao!

[VamYang]

There's only two types of people in this world. The ones who get it, and the ones who don't. Apparently, 141+ people don't have a sense of humor. This is so freaking funny LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[kacen4644]

why do people insist on repeating what the video said in their comments..........its not like we didnt hear it

[ShiftySkillero]

"Slap Chop's fucking amazing - sometimes I don't even cook I just pleasure myself with it."

[gutarlozer4]

"Get that shit outta here, Kobe!" ahaha

[kKid23z3]

"Get that shit outta here, KOBE!"

[jonathansanford]

here's an egg, now shrek's dick LMAO! hilarious

[JordanHF00]

slap it like a hooker when she bites your tongue 

[jonathansanford]

@JordanHF00 FYI ya don't kiss the hooker

[JordanHF00]

@jonathansanford its a joke cause the advertiser was arrested for beating a hooker when she bit his tounge

[tylie98]

Luv' it! <3

[clonyfony]

u  get spam about asins ****ing dogs.... really?

[TyCollins18]

slap it like u slap a transvestite hooker after she gives u herpes.

[Ammo260]

"and pops open like my erection when i'm watching home and garden on TV"

[one8apc1]

LMFAO! Shrek's dick and a blunt too! LMFAO!!

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

u gotta admit its a good product

[marrioman]

nice vid dude, u just got a subscriber

[Drewxhunt98]

ⒷⒶⓁⓁⓈ ⓉⓄ ⓎⓄⓊ

[WillHurricane]

Get that shit outta here ... KOBE....

LOL

[wademoss381]

"Heres ur egg, throw in shreks dick throw in a blunt too"

[rickyOfficer]

best vid iv seen of this

[MrFloridasFinest]

throw in sherks dick! LOL

[xaldin343]

@MrFloridasFinest LMFAO i know rii :P

[xaldin343]

LMFAO

i can get a blow job and a bagel for 19.95

ahahahahha!!!!

[chriswjp]

alot better than jocobydub

[kyledub213]

I could get a blow job and a bagel for that price haha

[MrCarl4444]

Kobe!

[movetomars]

"It grates your grandfather's balls"

[001crazychris]

slap it like u slap a transvestite hooker afta she gives u herpes.... WTF that shit izz funny

[10tylray]

best parody ever

[V24Omar]

"throw in shrek's dick"

[KallMeKlan]

@V24Omar and a blunt

[brdane]

@V24Omar  and a blunt

[dragon98769876]

LMAO!!!

[wilbur265]

lol rotfl

[BrownBoy11874]

get that shit outa here KOBE lmao!!

[imsoeevil]

"It's great, now I get diced eggs AND diarrhoea!"

[xMetallicPanda]

this wasn't funny

[PS3lizard]

At 1:33 KOBE!! Lol

[Centaurian0190]

I just loled so hard

[glassmirage]

i expected him to make a foreskin joke

[glassmirage]

shreks dick hahah! i think i peed myself lol!

[VsxFedora]

HAHAHAHAHA woooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

[zacker2000]

you fail.

[55runescaper]

hd fail

[drcasper24]

dude thiss is another person speaking

[FireTacoProductions]

@drcasper24 no shit?

[StillInLoveWithYou96]

"And if you dial it you'll continue to get spam mail about asians fucking dogs. Thank you." XD

[daniel112794]

Indian kids nuts. That was funny

[AceEliteProduction]

hey im Indian!

[xomaddieo98]

This is sooo Fucking Funny I love the part when he goes kids love my nuts!! It soo funny

[WoWKid1019]

coby

[Cinj216]

Best Slap Chop parody yet. Lost my breath laughing.

[fuHkfil]

Now Those Bootleqq Slap chops .... those are just qarbaqe... worst then the ones im sellinq .. doesnt open ... qet that shit out of here.. KOBE :00 HAHAHAHA

[WTFGamingX]

Thats what vince get's for stealing Billy May's pitch.

[TheJaycee00]

so funny keep up with the funny videos sherk's dick

[jappo]

This is good jerking material.

[HSKGrizzly]

0:54 yeeeah

[James11126]

Now those bootleg Slap Chops Those are just Garbage worse than what I'm selling Dosen't open Get that shit Outta Here Colby

[Lvieru96]

"Shrek's Dick" xD

[csc626]

kobe

[therealboogienightz]

The best slapchop parody I have seen!

[IpodFun630]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa

[1994WogBoy]

LOLOL

[RezedOutKid]

hahahhaha im gettin hard over here lmfao!!

[MsOneanonly1]

i could get a blow job and a bagal for that much lol

[sexybitch342]

its funny LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL



[levster16]

"folks for your own good dont call this number both of these products are worthless peices of shit and actually, if you dial this you'll continue to get spam emails about asians fucking dogs thankyou" LMFAO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slipperywhenwet5]

throw in shreks dick

BA HAHAHA

[herrodragongay]

those bootleg slapchops, those are just garbage worse than what im sellin doesnt open get that shit out of here KOBE

[MarthXLink]

You need a life

[LeonardoWander1]

Dont shred your dick....

[DJBCUB3D]

"you'll be slapping it more than you slap your dick!"

[cubseyek]

now you gotta meal that wont feed a starving child in africa

[Tyannalyn]

he sounds gay, but its funny.

[anderson617]

throw some oweos in dareee. dat's hawt i loike dat.

[wigimanXx]

add shreks dick omg lol rofl omg did yall hear that i shit my pants lol...

[Pythnator74]

lol nuff said

[soccerholden13]

haha this was very well done

[TarenReyem]

throw in a tomato and some goatsmilk

[eggmanalpha]

Is there an .MP3 of this?

[ConstipatedBanana]

asians fucking dogs XD!!!

[calehaynes]

im pretty sure i pissed my slef at 2:43

[abcmikke]

LMFAO!!!!!

[thedarkestsea]

O to the M from the M to the G

[fuzzybunny1337]

OMFG 1:35

[nitro300]

0:28 you got a dinner thats my fav

[lindsy14081]

"Ryan C. I mean Vince here with Slap Chop! Your gonna be slappin it more that you slap your dick."  "1 slap, Im not gettin laid. 2 slaps, Im goin to jail for sexual harassment." LOL!!

[1990brougham]

the grandfather balls part was too funny

[justhebegining]

lolz kobe

[KACM341]

"Get that shit outta here... Kobe" LmAO

[tyleriogani]

lol "it grades your grandfathers balls"

[cbfd234]

@tyleriogani Grates*

[moviefanatic000]

ha the pickle shreks dick

[0070912kto]

wow slap shot is fucking amazin now i dont even cook with it i play with myself with it

[wessner28]

"little kids always love my nuts" - hahaha 5*

[XXmadmike7878]

thats fucking funny shit

[Pimfix1]

your retarded

Don't even try to be funny

[TheGooseproductions]

but i allready called the number Shit!!!!

[GOLDEN9SIGMA]

"Take a look at this boring-ass tuna. You're a loser. Give this tuna some spice and you'll be one step closer to moving out of your mother's basement."

[GurskymanSuxAtDubbin]

the dubbing sucked

[Nsphere]

I thought it was great :) god job man

[Rebel411]

3/5, I thought a lot of was, I love the offensiveness and how rude it is...it's just when you stop talking about the slap chop it's not funny....The harry potter series was funny. XD

[nilloc93]

fail 1/5 your voice sucks

[basenjiscute500]

this is so stupid

[pug1134]

LOLOLOL

[TikiTackleProduction]

The graty grampa comment made me laugh and cough I had cold and u got rid of all my flem thanks!

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

Lol. The first two lines ALREADY had me on the floor laughing

[streetkingsBMX360]

dude, are you a pedofile? jw.....CRACK IS WACK!!!

[tasukilover23]

Funniest dub on the slap chop! lmao lady at 2:17 "It's very fun its even more fun than when that Italian guy thrusted me" rofl!!!

[MeanestBean3]

@tasukilover23 Bah. Look up Vince is obsessed with his nuts. And then tell me if you think this is better.

[monkeysoupp]

thats funny

[chickinnoodlesoup555]

this lil bitch is such a fagat

[HayleyAndRandom]

fagat?

[TripleBarrelRoll]

"Theres an indian Kid's nuts."

[HelloImMrVid2009]

lol u so funny man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anight7mareX]

hahahaha this was funny.

[shaynalynn316]

ROFLMAO AT 1:35

[tubebellator]

shreks dick!

[shadowmario1000]

id take a blowjob, a bagel, and a coca cola over the slap chop.

[spoiledprincess1235]

Haha I finger you in the ass with one finger!

[CarbonOxy]

shreks dick! hahahahahahah!!!

[joshman52]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, where's billy mays when u need him eh?

[Yohko86]

"Makes me cry like whenever I read the Harry Potter series"

LOLOLOLOLOL!

[26rikimaru]

shreks dick

[scooby1159]

LMFAO!!!

[ManOntheMoonxd]

LMAO at 1:35 Kobe.!

[neseile]

LOL! throw in shreks dick

[JuGGaLo69Zz]

fuckin great. you'll be slappin it more than you slap ya dick

[italianxstallion]

slap chop! lmao

[FrostbittenWolf]

Throw in Shrek's dick? It is so tiny!

[Samin1423]

Yoo!!!! This is mad funnnyy

[OdiseyThe]

throw in shreks dick, and a blunt to

[Flyfar420]

hahaha Get that shit outta here. KOBE

[20JustGusBus08]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rerundadog]

one slap two slap now im going to prison

[Olneyandrewl01]

if you dial this will continue to get spam email about asians fucking dogs..thank you..

[SpawnKillingFackTard]

"Little Kids Always Love my Nuts"

HAHA

[HermosTheGreat]

"Push like if ur giving birth" LOOOOOOL

[cutiecarol33]

LOLZZZZZZ

[SIL3N7snip3r]

lolol

[Tyannalyn]

LOL

[RF15T1]

get that shit outta there kobe!

[urluvergurl1019]

:O i wanna get to know about asians fucking dogs >:O rofl jp thats funny tho xD

[omjurmom96]

hahahahaha

[salarcon04]

this is the FUNNIEST fuckin video I have seen!!!! superb...im gonna recommend this video to EVERYONE!!!!

[DarthValdo305]

hey you a fat ass try throwing some food in there like elton john! lol

[justinbiebsluver]

thats good!! ROFL but it must be a us version cuz i live in canada and our commercial is different than that,, ohh and that was really goooood but watch jack chop as well, its beyond hilarious

[B3izawesome]

no the guy replaced the words without his own version

[justinbiebsluver]

NAH, I meant like the things in the commercial there different

[DarthValdo305]

I Fucking love people with brooklyn/jersey accents boy or girl

[haribofrog114]

LMAO

[jigglin0b00bz]

fuckin funny!

[godof2moons]

Throw in Shrek's dick

[Tyannalyn]

@godof2moons LMAO

[TwoWatches]

"Throw in Shrek's dick" LOLLL!!!!

[Godly2124]

KOBE!!!!!!!

[Cjbibbs6789]

LOL!

[sonicplys]

Best video of the decade!!!!

[celestialangel2003]

thats too funny.. lol

[moviebot9000]

have any of you realize that this remade video actually looks like Vince is actually saying those things?

[acitalianman13]

at 228 lol so funny grandfather balls

[tylermatsubara]

KOOOOOOBBBEEEEEE!!!!!

[MaggotsHope]

get that shit outta here kobby XD

[noBSbassGtarchick]

lol its pretty funny

[tryggaraekan]

Probably the best Slap Chop dub out there. Tired of these "Love my nuts" shitty parodies.

"Hey you, you're a fat ass tryin' to lose weight? Put some fruit in there like Elton John!"