Ain't Got Shit (Not Stanley #4)

[Sm0k4bl3]

Is doki working on #5? I'd love to see it xD.

[cradleofdeath123]

why does the black guy sound different in this episode....

[demuboigir]

That don't give you the right to let yourself in you FUCKASS.

[Bboyslinky]

what in the fuck did i just watch???!!

[TechN9ne0852]

I love this so much!!

[Juillardl]

Lol I said you ain't comin up to me I'm comin up to you

[Sm0k4bl3]

This guy comes up to me.

There's always a guy coming up to me!

Why the guys always come up to me?!

I went up to him!

[Oceanturnedpurple]

These not Stanley videos are the funniest things on YouTube... so underrated.

[JoniTheFlipnoteMaker]

His talking is music to my ears. I've watched all the episodes many times!

[BCt0xiN]

"How about I race you to 10 minutes from now" LMFAO "You got a lot o' balls buster"

[BCt0xiN]

lol the first time I watched these it was kind of over my head after a few more times it became quite hilarious

[soxfan849]

"Bud Selig skills that installed to view it, it's one of my favorites."

This transcribe audio beta ain't got no abilities.

[CrazyHorseInvincible]

You know, if you have portable atomic clocks, an understanding of time dilation, and meant ten minutes relative to the train station, you COULD race to "ten minutes from now." Just run up the highest tower you can, make it back in time and see whose clock is the slowest.

[kellmister15]

32 people couldnt find the quality of comedy in this video

[checkunderyourbed]

In a strange way, he kinda reminds me of my grandfather.

[AManNamedCM2]

DON'T YOU CALL ME A FUCKASS, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[wukilla11]

I get haha thumbs up if you get the shit part

[gorgolyt]

it's stuff like this that really makes me wonder what somebody from the 1900s would think if we were able to show him the future of entertainment.

[Ru55ianman]

Captions. Yes.

[razzakksa]

am I the only one who watched this video till now about 20 times?

[AgonizedCandle]

Fat-Pie videos are no place for arrow-to-the-knee jokes ಠ_ಠ

[SirAaronLondon]

When will there be more



[DoctorKandosii]

MUTHAFUCKA. That's how I'm going to swear from now on.

[BELLZLOVER]

Wtf

[TheLivingHeiromartyr]

oooooooooohhhh, so the old "I don't need to take a dump" excuse?

[Ebony2448]

I love this video, its my fav! :D

[sladikk]

Not Stanley is probably the most hilarious series Firth makes.

[dichamoto]

what....

[sw3ettouch]

I aint got no abilitiezz

[dinihallo]

she used to be bigger than him then she took an arrow in the knee



[JakeTF2]

@dinihallo THATS THE SHITTEST JOKE I HEARD IN A WHILE YOU LITTLE PRICK BUT I'LL GIVE YOU IT, IT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.

[dinihallo]

@JakeTF2 hahaha shut up dick biscuit

[JakeTF2]

@dinihallo nah

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@JakeTF2 The retard fuckwit dinihallo didn't realise that your joke was taken from Not Stanley.

[EvilHomer15]

Man, I love your channel.

[RightiousHindsight]

Sounds like you got alot of balls, buster. "I say, I got alot of balls, I got FUCKING HUNDREDS OF 'EM!"

[FrAnKWGS]

moronic

[JoelT23]

@FrAnKWGS twat



[ImJustCommenting]

LOL

[TheExtremeTES]

You fuckass :D I'm usin' that from now on...

[maxmcwhirter]

The way Stanley walks is fantastic

[PlanetoftheRape]

NEED MOAR NOT STANLEY!

[explorwin]

Any videos from you doki would be awesome, stanley, burntface man, devvo, salad fingers.. anything... I always watch them because theres some connections between most that show a story.

[picaticatara]

he got some badd autism

[sexycooljulesverne]

1:20 they suddenly turn jamaican

[M4hB]

Rofl those stanley vids are hilarious

[yamato531]

Can you please make more not stanley videos! They are freaking awesome!

[Darkbooga]

How did you make this?

[comicfilmstv]

Totally Random but I Strangely I Like this video!

[robslavens]

Ya fuck ass

Don't call me a fuck-ass ya little shit

[Killerkrad1]

Audio Translate on: 1:28 - 1:34 "Sounds like you got a lot of paul's buster, i said i got alot of balls i got fucked on a hundred sabog" LOL.

[TaklitMarion]

YOU NEED TO MAKE SOOO MUCH MORE OF THEESE!!

[corneliousvanderboot]

I gotta take a dump.

[SpaztallicA]

Don't chu call me a fuckass ya lil shit!

[tokutom]

That advert you get before sometimes ''Aha! Where are you going today?'' That could be taken another way!

[DarkenIsGod]

@sillykaybear

okay.

[JBTheMovies]

Sounds like you gotta lotta balls, buster.

[TranceMuzikForLife]

you fuck ass

[docbeetle]

This is stupid.

[longclawson]

What a lovely young man.

[th3Katz]

Excuse me sir, sir sir! i'm really importably busy, can you tell me where the shit is?

[blowedbrains]

lmao



[MegaLucksey]

This is really, really good, but i don't think it's anything compared to Not Stanley 1, 2 & 3

[MissusPancakes]

God there is so much win in this video...

[miracleman1234567]

best one. make more =) =)

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

@doki66 i thought it was about a funny guy a neighbor or soemthing your really fucked up and scary lol

[LadyTheatricality]

I just watched all of these in a row, and I think they may be my favorite of all your creations simply because of the fabulous acting. And I'm not just saying that, I've been studying theatre for 5 years and this was absolutely fantastic.

[TheElectroShocker]

absinthe... what more can I say

[reagansmash9000]

love everything David Firth makes because they all make me laugh or inspire me in some way or another, THANKS DOKI66

[deadeyecolt1]

Lol the way they walk cracks my shit up! :D

[TheWoodz88]

Genious

[periwinkle102]

Holy shit this is funny!

[SomethingPro9001]

Start playing at 1:50...

Where did 1:54 go?

[lullabylinds]

Marry Me?

[lullabylinds]

Dear David,

[amonamarthfan421]

go out there and get yourself some abilities

[toolpot462]

Fuckass has got to be the funniest curse ever.

[azurebobafett]

am i the only one who noticed that not stanley's shirt is backward towards the end?

[Dejuification]

Don't you call me a fuckass ya little shit.

[darkclown443]

Funniest David firth ever

[erinXtra]

David Firth,

I want to marry you and have your babies.

Love Erin.

[szalonegacie]

not stanley is messed up

[globalchaos1984]

WTF my sides are hurting from laughter! lolololol

[fuckturks2223]

It`s actually scary :S

[jonnystrongo]

"The old i dont got to take a dump excuse!"

[CArdsadET]

WHAT THE FUCK. i dont see any idea here but still...

[jimpa103]

need more of this.

[Terrorist12341]

It made sense to me it was a story about someone who tried to find shit (abilities) for his mother. LOL

[Corpsealanche]

Get on adult swim or something.

[Killerkrad1]

hahahahah fucking hilarious, "says looks like you got alot of balls bastard - i said i got alot of balls, i got fucking hundreds of 'em" xD i love how they take the daily terms we use, so literally haha.

[pocketfoxcarkebe]

I have to tell you that my husband and I regularly use the 'Oh, so now I gotta _______ cause you ain't got no abilities?' etc etc. Great work! Would love to see more!

[ZachIsRighteous]

Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Your work is gold, dude, no matter what it is.

[TheAsocialNetwork]

"Don't you call me a fuckass, you little shit!"

[apon91]

I saw a commercial before the video, was it you who agreed on having it there Doki66?

[Oztradamau5]

i loved this. really, genuinely funny

[1cy3]

The old I-don't-need-to-take-a-dump excuse!

[Aspire85]

Hi David, if you read this, how long did these take to animate roughly? I notice the style is similar to the 'Travelling Mind' music video as the artwork seems to be compiled of a number of different photos and pictures. I could imagine it taking much longer to put together than drawing an idea or a sketch for an animation from your head but I may be completely wrong.

[Billionwatts]

@owmyears I would, but I am really importantly busy over here!!

[aidanyoshi]

dont call me a fuckass you little shit



[iDislikeNames]

so it's like...Rodney King on crack?

[TheMEGATRENT]

If I can ask, what was the inspiration for this was?

[Doki66]

@TheMEGATRENT I watched a documentary about John Wayne Gacy. There were excepts of him being interviewed before he was executed. It was hilarious. The voice wasn't really supposed to be an impression of him, but it was my inspiration. I fell into character for a few hours. It was like I was possessed. I don't think I could find the character again if I tried.

[EnglishMyBadIs]

@Doki66 What was the documentary? I adore hearing people ramble about nonsense. Charles Manson is always good for a laugh... too bad that you lost the character, though.. these videos have seriously made me love being alive.

[matdoomn]

@Doki66 I love the voice man, I tend to speak like this playing games haha.

[Gjkl345]

@Doki66 How did a clown killer inspire you?

[TheSh4adow]

@Doki66 You inspire me.

[kh0rney]

@Doki66 can't do it again?? you ain't got no abilities

[Me7alKing]

@Doki66

Aaaa not this again, NOOT this again! You motherfucker, you better find the character!

[YesIm10]

@Me7alKing

So I started counting and BY GOD BY 54 HE FOUND HIS CHARACTER

[VampKidTony]

@Doki66 so there will be no #5? sadface. well i love all your videos, escpecially salad fingers, thanks for being amazing

[soapbing]

@Doki66 who is the main character?(the photo)

[JoesGameTrailers]

@Doki66 does that mean no more not stanley ? ):

[JBTheMovies]

@Doki66 You were probably possessed by the spirit of John Wayne Gacy himself.

[zombiez23457]

@Doki66 you fuckin dick sucka im gunna give ya the counta 54 i gave ya all the numbers 123456789 all the numbas were there !! and sure as fuck you got in the character !

[pandarsson]

@Doki66 Did you check under the couch cushions? If I lost a character, that'd probably be the first place I'd check.

[soggycloth]

@pandarsson He already been down there and he ain't find shit

[pandarsson]

@soggycloth I'd offer some, but I don't need to take a dump yet.

[DoubleAssClown]

@Doki66 fuck you, you better fucking find it in you.

[etthavavstjarnor]

@TheMEGATRENT I think David was inspired by America when he did this :'D

[Gregscott228]

Doki please tell me the meaning of this series it's very unclear to me. Please answer i lone for an answer!!!

[UndeadAngel993]

@Gregscott228

I'm not even sure David knows....all the lines came from stream of consciousness speaking, according to him.

[sladerfoster]

"Block dash big Dash ourselves involved in abilities jesus i ordered an album!"

aahh captions you make me luagh harder than anything

[sladerfoster]

this is the shit i can't get enough of!! keep making Not Stanley vids Dave, this is just too funny, best series uve made in a while

[tipsy700]

lol turn on captions i pissed my pants watching it that way

[sladerfoster]

@tipsy700 ooh i know man that shits funny

[BooJoMan]

im unsubscribing then subscribing twice! i love this poop!

[ThePopeOfTrash]

@Doki66 are there more episodes coming or do I have to make my own now.

[frotard]

not stanley is fucking genius man.

[RandomDouche0421]

Is the last one? Please say no...

[Misterb0z]

Somebody with the necessary abiladies needs to make a Not Stanley soundboard.

[mrjjdim]

i had a shirt on today that said Zero. a homeless guy came up to me and said "hey why do you have zero on your shirt?" i said "it's cause i ain't got shit!" your video was a true inspiration today!

[lukeyv1990]

@mrjjdim I bet you have more shit than he does.

[mrjjdim]

@lukeyv1990 you gotta lot of balls buster!

[seanceyboy]

im scared

[tlovindeer]

I say OPEN yo ass'

[lancerb]

fuck doki the way you animate those legs walking HAHAHAHA

[masacatior]

lmao

[Thebobcrazy89]

What did this 'buktomsin' actually say?

[runescapetroller]

Open yo ass, an' gimme it then!

[lindseykaelin]

This is literally the funniest shit I've seen.

[seherstrange]

hahaha, sir, u are a genius!

[maximaman380]

DA TRASH CANS FULL MA WHY DONTCHA GO EMPTY IT. I kept playing it over at :29 when he says, "AND SHE SEZ" I felt very funny in my mind how he says it all fast like

[DemonicFlyingUnicorn]

Theres always a guy that comes up to me. Why do guys always come up to me? I went up to him. I said you ain't coming up to me mother fucker, I'm coming up to YOU.

[MightyQuinn2021]

No abilities? She can move her wheelchair by the willpower of her mind alone!

[Fakenstien]

Can't believe you considered these B material.

They're some of your best work.

[DARIUSSR612]

THIS VIDEO IS FLAP-JACKING CRAZY!! WHATS UP WITH HIS LEGS !!!?!?!?!?!!?

[Bootstrap193]

"you fuckass"

[BionicSheep]

i like this. it reminds me of old standup comics and gangster movies.

[SpasicMovingPictures]

@Doki66 These Not Stanley videos are the greatest things ever! I hope you choose to make more of these!

[pellsandpeetie]

These are my favorite hahaha! and Doki, I will always support any creative direction you explore. They are all great!

[cloudspade]

Just to ask, where did you get the images for the characters for the series? I watched through these a few times now and just wondered if Stanley, people call me Stuart, well the real person with his face might be watching this?

[Within10paces]

Firth you genious. Me and my friend are a big fan of your work we always used to referance things like salad fingers and Burnt face man .I hope you continue the animations and the occasional devo-esk stuff. Btw you're one of my favourites on NG.

[mozezfreek777]

dangerfield <3

[screechandmoan]

Thank you for this.

[TheZGamer1]

awshum alright.

[GmodPlusWoW]

This is an interesting series. Not Stanley is truly an intellectual program, are there any more on the way?

[brettpooped]

WHY YOU WANT MY SHIT FOR MOTHERFUCKER, WHY YOU WANT MY SHIT.

[ASteveVaiFan]

David do you have a script or plans for a new Toast Boy anytime soon? I am horny for beetles.

[AbesOnAPlaneFilms]

This shit makes me laugh to a level that is incomprehensible to a human being

[SirKoons]

I hate when I ain't got shit, but I got hundreds of balls. I can relate to Not Stanley...

[Extraterrestrialize]

I'm gonna start walking sideways

[GinoTheSinner]

"This guy comes up to me, there's always a guy coming up to me why do guyts always come up to me I WENT UP TO HIM"

[svett89]

This is epic stuff! (:

"I WENT UP TO HIM!"

[TheRockandroy]

More Not Stanley, please. It's great.

[NeonGreenCarl]

You sir are a fucking creative genius!

[SleepyDisso]

How do you make these videos/animations? Like what do you use?

[omfgacceptmyname]

What are you trying to accomplish with this particular creative direction?

[Billionwatts]

I love this shit!!!!!

:-)

[bigfrmrb]

"How about I race you to 10 minutes from now.." WTF??!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAA!!

Duha GuaH, Dea R No pEoople in thA Carrrrs Doi, WHO CAR