Thumbs up if you hate when you click on a video with an english title but the speakers don't speak english and there are no subtitles or translation so you feel disappointed because they really should title their video in the language provided within the video.
The way this guy presenting his story is WAY off the line. i don't agree with his way and you shouldn't. although it should be funny but this is just too over with description. and Im muslims.
I understood every word of it. He was telling the joke about a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim that rented a boat and went fishing. They found a great spot and caught alot of fish but it began to get dark. The Jew said that they should mark the spot so that they can return tommorrow and catch more fish. So the Christian said that they should take a pencil and mark an X on the bow of the boat but the Muslim said NO because they may not be able to rent the same boat again. Funny Shiekh!
@behindeverybush1 that's the dumbest joke i've ever heard. and you're a BIG LIAR. that's not what the sheikh said. keep your corny jokes to yourself please and don't pretend like you know Arabic.
Nothing funny about the preacher, the news reporter is laughing at the superstitious things that some people do for good luck, LOOL, the title is misleading.
@n1Ju lol...hez saying that a man committed adultery wit a woman and got her pregnant,,,then he went to an imam ''priest'' and told him abt it,,,the imam told him damn u y didnt u ''pull out'' at least to not bear the burden of a love child??! so he told him, i've heard that ''pulling out'' in disliked in islam,,lmao
so the imam told him,,,u've heard that its disliked to ''pull out'' but didnt hear that adultery is forbidden!!!
this Sheikh say, some body came to me and told me he fucked his wife from ass ,the Sheikh told him you can only fuck your wife ass if shes pregnant, ohh lol
basically, this sheikh is saying that people do the most hypocritical things in such a fashion, like the belly dancer praying for a good shake. lol, what a joke.
sex before marriage is forrbidden so once a guy came up to him and told him that he had sex with a womman & she is pregnant so he answered: why did u make the sin 2 1 for having sex with her and the other by getting her pregnant so he said: i heard that condoms are not good! so its like a belly dancer that prays for god so she will be good
The sheikh narrates ironic stories about people who commit sin. The first is about an adulterer who conceives a child from his sinfull act, but justifies that he did not try to prevent the pregnancy by claiming that controlling ejaculation would not be liked in Islam (the sinner is worried about a side issue instead of the commited sin). Second story: a women dancer prays before her public dance that she will perform with good shaking (she prays to perform an undecent act, well)
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This Sheikh's acting very feminine :-\ I think he's gay in closet :-\... Muslims have homosexuality that's hidden because of the fear of beheading... or as you muslims call it... "Justice" :-\
Christians burned gays at the stake, Yes! But, society decided to rise up and put an end to that shit... Unlike Muslims who're like a fuckin' flock of sheep keep following whatever these greedy, asshole Mullahs preach on the stage...
LOOOOLLLLL
MrTarek117 5 months ago
y is it sooo funnny i dont understand arabic
lamarrrr 5 months ago
truth be told islam never gets old
8soccer4life8 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you hate when you click on a video with an english title but the speakers don't speak english and there are no subtitles or translation so you feel disappointed because they really should title their video in the language provided within the video.
MsColdCanada 6 months ago 7
it happens at :38 ahahahaha so funnny, i know a bit arabic lol damn funny
darkakkoi 6 months ago
what is funny about him? :S
daddyleon 7 months ago
I think he has something stuck in his throat
dave474c 7 months ago
الله يحفظك يا شيخنا
DFARAH2007 8 months ago
The way this guy presenting his story is WAY off the line. i don't agree with his way and you shouldn't. although it should be funny but this is just too over with description. and Im muslims.
asianblood07 11 months ago
I understood every word of it. He was telling the joke about a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim that rented a boat and went fishing. They found a great spot and caught alot of fish but it began to get dark. The Jew said that they should mark the spot so that they can return tommorrow and catch more fish. So the Christian said that they should take a pencil and mark an X on the bow of the boat but the Muslim said NO because they may not be able to rent the same boat again. Funny Shiekh!
behindeverybush1 1 year ago
@behindeverybush1 that's the dumbest joke i've ever heard. and you're a BIG LIAR. that's not what the sheikh said. keep your corny jokes to yourself please and don't pretend like you know Arabic.
safadmo 9 months ago
MOONSPEAK !
pipotherium 1 year ago
translation please! jazakallahu khair
Pakam3 1 year ago
Can someone please translate the above interview.
kashmeerimunda 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! WOW, jazaka allho khairan ya 'awadhi!
ra3iea 1 year ago
unfortunately i dont understand anything :((
veenily 1 year ago
LMAO this is too funny
OmarChannel 1 year ago
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..........................................
Chicagokid312 1 year ago
As Salaam u 'Alaikum
Jazaak Allaahu Khairun
Jazaak Allaahu Khairun to SipahiWarrior for the explanation
IsmiWSA 1 year ago
LOOOL the part where he goes "ya rab" and does that slight shake with his hands up like a belly dancer XD XD
parsprincess 1 year ago
Nothing funny about the preacher, the news reporter is laughing at the superstitious things that some people do for good luck, LOOL, the title is misleading.
akmandem69 1 year ago
such a clown so funny
wallacenaif 1 year ago
hillarious!!!!!
TheRasharasha 1 year ago
Ahhhh. Can someone explain... Please!
n1Ju 1 year ago
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@n1Ju lol...hez saying that a man committed adultery wit a woman and got her pregnant,,,then he went to an imam ''priest'' and told him abt it,,,the imam told him damn u y didnt u ''pull out'' at least to not bear the burden of a love child??! so he told him, i've heard that ''pulling out'' in disliked in islam,,lmao
so the imam told him,,,u've heard that its disliked to ''pull out'' but didnt hear that adultery is forbidden!!!
9amtoxic 1 year ago
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this Sheikh say, some body came to me and told me he fucked his wife from ass ,the Sheikh told him you can only fuck your wife ass if shes pregnant, ohh lol
t8850495 2 years ago
Adou billaah!
nino120 2 years ago
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t8850495 2 years ago
no, you are confusing this sheikh with a discussion that was between your mother and her dog,
Conspiracyknowledge 2 years ago
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t8850495 2 years ago
really? naaaw how cute ; ) hehehe you must be a SAD person
Conspiracyknowledge 2 years ago
LOOOOOL.
Moroccansarethebest 2 years ago
translation anyone??
ChoklatMunchies 2 years ago 2
funyy, Mataceena yaa hajja!! lool
Shahiida 2 years ago 11
basically, this sheikh is saying that people do the most hypocritical things in such a fashion, like the belly dancer praying for a good shake. lol, what a joke.
SipahiWarrior 2 years ago 21
@SipahiWarrior did you mean "good shake" = zina? lol
naarakyuu 4 months ago
Ruell who are u talking to??????
FaysalFadly 2 years ago
sex before marriage is forrbidden so once a guy came up to him and told him that he had sex with a womman & she is pregnant so he answered: why did u make the sin 2 1 for having sex with her and the other by getting her pregnant so he said: i heard that condoms are not good! so its like a belly dancer that prays for god so she will be good
exoticcarlovers 3 years ago 2
looooooooooool
RuellAuled 2 years ago
what in the name of God is he on about?
kittenic44 3 years ago
this guy makes me laugh and i understand ZERO!PLEASE EXPLAIN!!
RuellAuled 3 years ago 2
he is right, many people dont know the basics of islam, and they commit such foolish acts.
AllahZreligion 3 years ago 2
The sheikh narrates ironic stories about people who commit sin. The first is about an adulterer who conceives a child from his sinfull act, but justifies that he did not try to prevent the pregnancy by claiming that controlling ejaculation would not be liked in Islam (the sinner is worried about a side issue instead of the commited sin). Second story: a women dancer prays before her public dance that she will perform with good shaking (she prays to perform an undecent act, well)
alothmank 3 years ago 2
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This Sheikh's acting very feminine :-\ I think he's gay in closet :-\... Muslims have homosexuality that's hidden because of the fear of beheading... or as you muslims call it... "Justice" :-\
EsotericDesi 3 years ago
Arabs generally have very small penises
Maffication 3 years ago
how do u know
oroge 3 years ago 3
How can he know?
Unless he had sexual affairs with all arab men!
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY!!!
koekiedow 3 years ago
what are you talking about? how old are you?
RuellAuled 2 years ago
shows how much u know the punishment for homosexuality isnt beheading in islam
zhaolubu 3 years ago
What about Christians burning fags at the stake, does this mean that Christians are burning inside??
Dumbass!
koekiedow 3 years ago
Christians burned gays at the stake, Yes! But, society decided to rise up and put an end to that shit... Unlike Muslims who're like a fuckin' flock of sheep keep following whatever these greedy, asshole Mullahs preach on the stage...
EsotericDesi 3 years ago
Idiot!
I meant by this, that if Christians used to burn faggots on the stake, does this mean that they were burning inside of desire!?!
In Islamic Law, you are not beheaded nor punished if you had gay-tendencies or just being plain effeminite!
It is ONLY when the act of sodomy is commited (and seen by known honest witnesses) that those in question are punished!
Btw: Christians do want that to be re-implemented, just look at the influence of Christian fundamentalists in the US and elsewhere!
koekiedow 3 years ago
And, there are more of those who want to protect the rights of gays and lesbians...
EsotericDesi 3 years ago
HINDUISM IS A RACIST NAZI LOVING BELIF
adam4202006 3 years ago
the aim of this message is muslim poeple do mistake and paly with role of islam
kavkas2 3 years ago
what is the message of this clip? what is he saying?
TestifyToOne 4 years ago
excuse me... what?
eneate 4 years ago
hahhh hes so funny. wallah he is saying the true .
thanks
aalw200 4 years ago 2
الله يهديك يا شيخ
raycarter22 4 years ago
subtitles please :(
jagoman85 4 years ago
very funny..........
tdubt 4 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
joka
SOA19921990 4 years ago 2
somebody translate in english plssssssss....
mehdirip 4 years ago 4
الله يحفظك يا العوضي
fayad65 4 years ago 2
damn he is right but too funny and it is in Egyptian arabic language :DDDDD
cassu666 4 years ago
Its not in egyptian arabic :)
yasinm2007 4 years ago
lo0o0l u 2 r funny and so is he !
dala3xrozy 4 years ago
Yes he is speak reality ..
yasershs 4 years ago 2
what is he saying?
xXxAxBxZxXx 3 years ago
Funny but he speaks reality
GoogleKnight 4 years ago 2