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  • The guy in the car was surfing porn and beating off.

  • + Those commercials, like this one shown, are all totally FAKE.

    I know, I went to ITT.

  • Lulz at the very end 00:51, "Credits Earned unlikely to transfer". Seriously, i've known so many people at my community college who had gone to a for profit university and then tried to transfer to a 4 year (University of Minnesota, St. Cloud State University, etc, etc) only to find out that little tidbit....17k in debt later >.>. Besides, the degrees aren't taken seriously by employers. Just don't do for profit unis. Watch Frontline's College Inc for more on these scams.

  • @MD11cat wow they should've used the comm coll to transfer to a 4 year (like I did - good thing to do)

  • When you think about it, ANY marketable "income opportunity" could be a pyramid scheme. They market for technical college, but everybody wants some kind of blue-collar non-labor technical job. You have to get into a game early

  • Any business that can afford to have commercials on 300 times a day is ripping someone off to pay for that shit.

  • ITT Tech Scam Alert---- On facebook lets get it going

  • Why are all the comments paragraphs?

  • i saw an ITT tech commercial, switched the channel in the middle of someone saying "ITT tech has worked.. wonders for my life" and i tuned to a tom hanks movie while someone was saying "HE DIDN"T GO TO COLLEGE"

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  • ITT Tech is a f-cking joke....Go to a real school...save money...and get a REAL job!!! I hate the fact this parasite of a "school" preys on those that aren't prepared for post high school education.....I will never stop blasting this s-it hole school until it closes and the students who payed this garbage education off with govt. loans get their money and decency back....BTW i went to Wayne State University in Detroit,very difficult but it has paid off. There are NO short cuts to education....

  • Hay man ! I just started matriculated at ITT-Tech, in Norfolk, Virginia. My major is Criminal Justics.

    Cool

  • My best friend went to ITT tech for IT. His ass is working in tech support for $12 with student loans that are almost 45K with 4 dollars being added per day on the vig (oh i mean interest). Never Ever go to a college that advertises during fucking Jerry Springer.

  • I do have a 2-year degree in network services technology and I would love to find a way to get my foot in the door for a career in IT Security. How do I do so?

  • itt tech is a total pharse. a "for profit' college that preys on the uneducated, unqualified people that cannot get into a "real" college or university. there is only 1 way to get educated, hard work through a legitimate 4 year university or a legitimate community college where the credits are transferrable. itt tech credits are not accepted anywhere except at itt tech. the school uses government loans that pay for this garbage education, leaving the "grads" with useless credits and huge debts

  • itt tech is a total pharse. a "for profit' college that preys on the uneducated, unqualified people that cannot get into a "real" college or university. there is only 1 way to get educated, hard work through a legitimate 4 year university or a legitimate community college where the credits are transferrable. itt tech credits are not accepted anywhere except at itt tech. the school uses government loans that pay for this garbage education, leaving the "grads" with useless credits and huge bills

  • Can't a guy get all his porn onto a flash drive without you people hounding him?

  • Haha yeah lemme tell you something about this "fake ass college" I just got employed starting at 45k/year and I only have an associates at this time. So compare my 2 years at a "unreal college" compared to 4 years at a "real college" which you waste two years on bull crap, just to end up left on your ass looking for a job. And if you're so curious about prostitution ask your mother. That is all.

  • @manna887 so... what do you do?

  • 0:42 questioning his manhood or he just planted a major virus on his company's interwebs.

  • @chets808 Well played XD

  • HOLY FUCK, HE DID A DIR... GREEN LETTERS AND ALL.

  • ITT TECH sucks

  • These ads SUCK! This is actually a little more watchable, though, since it doesn't have anyone telling me their life story (yes, I know ITT is a complete joke).

  • cracked

  • Ha! I signed up for that degree program.

    Don't ever do it, go to an actual university!

  • BAM CRACKED

  • He's going to hack the car into exploding!

  • Cracked

  • CRACKED

  • 0:46 "hahaha no"

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  • ACTIVATED

  • That add was both amazing and life changing. The directories flashing by was the high point for me. Why would he just shut his laptop though? "Oh mah lawd! Dataz! *SLAM*" ?

  • The real crime is the way that guy parked his car.

  • @Pizzachu1 He's smart enough to hack into an entire database on a laptop, but can't stay in the lines.

  • 0:41 Digital glasses ACTIVATE

  • offers computer security training at a school that apparently thinks identity thieves usually steal information off their own computers, or work out of cars in empty parking garages.

  • @andy32163 cracked much?

  • @andy32163 Stop plagiarizing cracked.com and come up with your own shit!

  • @andy32163 Way to steal your whole comment from Cracked.com dude

  • Go ahead go to ITT-Tech or any profit college and when you graduate see how many companies are willing to hire you with your meaningless degree. Go to a real college that's regionally accredited and do your research.. If you go to ITT-Tech you get what you pay for... an over price 3rd rate education that once completed you're still as dumb as you were when you went in, because your credits won't transfer to an accrediated school... what does that tell you???

  • This is exactly what I am getting my degree in. Love it =)

  • DIR Command at 0:14 what a bunch of skids.

  • Many people complain ITT is a scam. How would you know if you've never gone? If you have and are not successful, blame only yourself. It's so easy to rant and point fingers.

    If ITT was a scam, did it take you 2 years to go and graduate, to THEN realize it was a scam? Maybe you went for a couple quarters. So what, get on with life. I have 2 degrees from ITT and make an excellent earning.

  • Every "college" is a scam most people stay in debt for life and most of them don't even work in their major field. Any college out there is just to make money then you get this piece of paper says degree on it made in china. To get a job is about connections and having experience and something that your naturally good at.

  • @swinggcat1 yes, I am sure that every doctor and lawyer out there got where they are today because their aunt's cousin 'knew a guy' and they just happened to be naturally good at cutting people with knives, and winning arguments.

  • ITT Tech is not a scam! i went there and im making 100 thousand dollars a year selling weed now, so u guys are stupid if you dont go

  • LOL Selling Weed fuck ITT Tech

  • hahahahahahhahahahahahahaah!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was hilarious!!!!

  • @MadLlamaFilms

    So how was the prison rape?

  • @MadLlamaFilms lmaooo ur so stupid dude hahaha. that was hilarious

  • @MadLlamaFilms  lmao

  • guys, don't waste your money in this scam. No self respecting company accepts so called degree's from ITT. It's a scam, go to a real Community college, dedicate your selves and EARN a degree. It's a scam, you'll end up 60K in the hole with worthless degree.

  • @alvarobe13 I go to ITT tech, and guess what? Some companies prefer degrees from ITT tech rather than other colleges.

  • @manna887 And you're obviously a fucking retard for not going to a real college. And do these "jobs" include porn star and prostitute?

  • @manna887 like who?

  • ITT is another scam ,hate to say this but most of the faculty including the deans are morons.ITT is nothing but PURE FUCKEN BS !! I feel sorry for the kids who go to ITT .Most of them are "BSed" into thinking that they will be designing chips (IC's) one day and making 6 figures!!

  • HIRE*

  • that this school will get u nowhere, employers higher people with there BS from a university not itt tech. its a scam BEWAREull never get a job

  • Woohoo! Planetary Scientist out to save the world..lol. I.T.T TECH = Retard Reform School. Yep, I.T.T isn't even registered with A.B.E.T for it's electronic degree programs, even Devry is registered. I got my BAS and it means Bull Accredited School far as any respectable employer is concerned.

  • Who is the narrator for this commercial? I'm convinced that he has to be the narrator from Star Fox 64. You know, "Corneria: 4th Planet of the Lylat System".

    Rather pathetic that that was the first thing that came to my mind when I heard this commercial was "OMG STAR FOX!", but still, I have to know.

  • the narrator is will lyman the actor.

  • Are you sure?  That does sound a bit like the "Frontline" narrator on PBS but I don't think it's him.

  • I graduated from ITT Tech, Now making 80k a year.

  • did u really graduate from ITT Tech and making 80k

  • lol

  • this guy is so the narrator for starfox 64!!!

  • Is sitting in a car with a laptop part of the course? Sign me up!

  • Please msg me if you know where I can find the commercial ITT Tech uses for Computer Drafting & Design with Michaela Powers ice skating.

    I'm looking to make a job about it but can't find the video commercial of it.

  • Oh shit! Dir /s!

  • ITT: fAGGOT

  • Do NOT be taken in by this commercial or ITT Tech. ITT Tech is NOT a school. It is a for-profit corporation. Notice in their commercial they even admit that "Credits earned are unlikely to transfer". Know why? Because it is NOT a school. Save your money and frustration and go to a real school.

  • THIS SUCKS! XD

  • The ones who suck are the ones thinking that a degree is going to make them genious. All you learn is basic but you should know your field very well. What you pay for is the degree so you can join major companies.

  • The guy in the parking lot was stealing money to pay for his worthless $100K student loan ITT Tech "ejicayshun". The only criminals here are the ones running this sham school. ITT F--K OFF.

  • So learning the DIR command for Windows or Linux makes you a computer hacker. WOW, even the movie Firewall has more hacking skills.

  • You fool! Do not you realize the full potential of command prompt? Think of the countless syntaxes you can run in one sitting! I believe to succeed at ITT-Tech you need to first, earn a degree. Then second, hop on your computer at home, enter command prompt and type the following command:

    [doSomething] outputFile=Degree destination.sometechfirm10mile­ssouthofhere.success /results =mayvary.bat

  • They just finished level 3, and need to tighten up the security.

  • Now, you too can help defend innocent homeowners against mobile computer users that scan their own hard drives for files.

  • call today: 1-800-NERD

  • @avmthree ITT Tech is a fraud and always will be, once you sign your name you will be in debt for a long time and in the end you will say to yourself that it sucked, if you ever do pay off your loan you will still say it was not worth jack shit just like the so called degrees they give out. And you can see the writing on the wall that they are in bed with the Federal government so you can get tied in a loan you can't get out of.

  • @avmthree LMAO so true

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