Valentine's day is coming..Are you still single???+Life is short,meet her/him at here*** ok,, Are you looking for meeting rich man or beautiful women? -- -Mi Xeds ingle.CoM- that I just really met my Mr.Right at a wealthy romance site Man. it is Good. I am beautiful woman and int;erracial romance is my dream……so I joine - m i x e d single.COMit's a co;mmunity to co;nnect with beautiful and nice people! You wanna get laid tonight? Maybe you wanna check it out.
Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so i said what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suess The cat in the hat ,he will grant you one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE YOUR WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour, your wish will come true
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover the clown statue in the kids' room. The father said " Get the kids out if the house, we'll cal the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. X 10 Sorry don't want this to happen to me
omg! are you gay? doesn't matter i love you, cmaddox and petrilude...my first time today to watch your videos and cmaddox...keep me laughing and wanting for more!
OMG! You're the shit! Dude, you REALLY understand women, a little bit TOO WELL! You're definitely gay! LOLs! You look good with long hair. I'd go with that.
Back at school in the 1980s there was this really unpopular ugly girl who fancied me. One day she asked me out- I think she’d been building up to it for weeks!
Anyway, rather than letting her down gently I actually arranged a time & place but didn’t turn up, instead getting some mates to drive past with cameras shouting “loser, loser, loser!”
I felt bad because she didn’t go back to school, and I heard that she went anorexic & attempted suicide the next year. She’s probably dead by now…
If he copied the other person's name, then wouldn't the teacher get confused when he gets two papers from the same person? How would he know that that person cheated when HIS name wasn't on the paper? LOL I am going into this way too much.
@ilovefunny3 this happened to me before...some idiot copied my paper, but scribbled their name on top with the date.also, another time, a different kid was trying to copy my exam with the bubble in circles...this fool copied the pattern correctly, but put every anwer on the wrong line.another time, a kid copied me on a answer i was dead wrong on.and we were the only 2 with that answer because i read the question wrong.
@soundlyawake I'm threatened by those I find more attractive than me. haha Now I will spend my Saturday night acquainting myself with this rather colorful group of characters.
@TheBrownHairedChick that hapened to a friend of mine.. im serious.. teacher was like... ok.. theres 2 Cristinas and only Isis's test is missing... are you stupid?
look what satan spit out hahaXD wonderful:)
noriko618 1 week ago
Hot wig!
almostaboulderhipste 1 week ago
0:56-1:02 story of my life...
DOMINICANA246 1 week ago
hairy legged friend, ahah
BunnyCutiePie 1 week ago
Maria and Sleepy B**** from Cholo adventures. Duo? Yes? Please?
SweetDream669 1 week ago
hotest teacher EVER!!!!
VnessaGC 2 weeks ago
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Valentine's day is coming..Are you still single???+Life is short,meet her/him at here*** ok,, Are you looking for meeting rich man or beautiful women? -- -Mi Xeds ingle.CoM- that I just really met my Mr.Right at a wealthy romance site Man. it is Good. I am beautiful woman and int;erracial romance is my dream……so I joine - m i x e d single.COMit's a co;mmunity to co;nnect with beautiful and nice people! You wanna get laid tonight? Maybe you wanna check it out.
MixedSinglecom 2 weeks ago
AHAHAHA. "Vagina"
gagachickaa 2 weeks ago
nice legs at 1:12
bondovids 2 weeks ago
Oh, my...if you were really a teacher...and if you were MY teacher...
Ooof!
*fans self*
Jinaaa8 3 weeks ago 5
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Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so i said what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suess The cat in the hat ,he will grant you one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE YOUR WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour, your wish will come true
CeceAndVikki 3 weeks ago
Okay, baaeyyy. LOOOOOL.
Bawldiee 3 weeks ago
ok pls dont dress like a grl but ur really funny so thumbs up
lira1o 4 weeks ago
Marias my favourite character
Nieem94 1 month ago
I'm a guy
Benjayeee 1 month ago
OH wow look what satin spit out! (Burrnnn)
FreemanCreations007 1 month ago
"shut op" hahhaa
HAUSxxxOFxxxFAME 1 month ago
With this guy around I will never be turned on by the taco box
OldNewsThinker 1 month ago
You also copied her name.... shut up... lmao!!
Oh. And by the way. Glasses. Hot hot hot hot.
WhatMadiThinks 1 month ago
1:31 !!!! THAT SMILE *__*
TheRebeccabonbon 1 month ago
00:31 is so funny!
msvictoria0110 1 month ago
wow i love this guy he is soo talented ....... keep up the good work....... nick or nic ?? i dont know how u spell it but u get the point !!! :)
SuperSunrise5 1 month ago
What's the name of the character with the black wig, and is on the computer?
vikktorManuel 1 month ago
@vikktorManuel Keisha!!!
lynxvex 1 month ago
ya I agree...he looks super hot as a teacher...wear glasses more often :)
lecontre79 1 month ago 3
Lol
jennigreen25 1 month ago
he looks hot as the teacher
bungamin 1 month ago 141
1:14 hairs on legs lol
debanhimarinez 1 month ago
i love this charather~ >.> cant spell
bubbleful63 1 month ago
omg i just discover soundlyawake and now i love this channel he is sooo talented ray william johnsons you have a competition to look out for!!! :)
SuperSunrise5 1 month ago
Haha I had someone put my name on their exam once...Better yet, the teacher didn't even bother asking who's was who's they did so badly.
missmatched13 1 month ago
love love the mexican accent! XD
isageosh 1 month ago
You sound like Juan from 1 Girl 5 Gays
70babylana 1 month ago
OMG...My boyfriend cheated on me and it made me frown when i saw that in the vid :/
Nice vids though ;D
214Stunna1 1 month ago
hairy ass legs at 1:16
iJuice3811 1 month ago
Taco box o3o
Rrainbowiastar 1 month ago
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briaaaaaah 1 month ago
Have you noticed? He miss an earring! :P
minicyrie 1 month ago
@minicyrie Well he only has one ear pierced...
OfAnIvoryHeart 1 month ago
@OfAnIvoryHeart Ohh.. That makes lots of sens..
minicyrie 1 month ago
@OfAnIvoryHeart That makes sens...
minicyrie 1 month ago
Haha. Hairy legs at 1:12. lol
tayswimmer88 1 month ago
Go To School And Don't Get Beat Up
shexishyz 2 months ago 104
She must be mexican.
KrAzYiiMxCn 2 months ago
You have really nice teeth :D
DogsEatBarbies123 2 months ago
LMAO " Did you copy off of Va Gina " LOL
MysticalxxWolf 2 months ago
you would make a hot teacher
92MIKEYMIKEY 2 months ago
i love how talk on this vid! :D
kittykat3779 3 months ago in playlist More videos from soundlyawake
OKAAII BAAEEE XD
thenewspecies94 3 months ago
HOOOOOOT
MrJjclark1 4 months ago
dude......you play a chola girl TOO well.......suspect.
mrtundra45 4 months ago
yeeeeup, i definitely used to have that exact same scarf ;p
MUSICQU33N115 5 months ago
0:23 ALWAYS MAKES ME PISS MY PANTS!
Ana5Sami 6 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover the clown statue in the kids' room. The father said " Get the kids out if the house, we'll cal the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. X 10 Sorry don't want this to happen to me
bbarrow22 6 months ago
Amazing. xD
heartlessxocean 6 months ago
HAHA he reminds me of bon qui qui. ''just go to school and don't get beat up'', I think that's very good advice. LOL
morningxsparks 6 months ago
ur gay
cheergirl7964 6 months ago
Lol
xpurple505 6 months ago
School starts today it's 1:05 am and im not even asleep
xXxshaddicxXx 6 months ago
Isnt he bi???
Paulsthename 6 months ago
HAHA my schoolmate coopied my name on the test.And i'm a girl and he is a boy.The whole class laughed their asses off.
punca 6 months ago
Lollll
MzBarbiiebella 6 months ago
Why is everyone copying off of Vagina?
Iwuzhere321 6 months ago
omg! are you gay? doesn't matter i love you, cmaddox and petrilude...my first time today to watch your videos and cmaddox...keep me laughing and wanting for more!
malditasheila 7 months ago
Can we have some tips from Nicola Foti for girls?? This video is funny, and helpful!!! But I like Nicola too:)
96fayth 7 months ago
I find this video extremely hard to masterbate to... JK so sexy
xMusicalMelancholyx 7 months ago
i love MARIA!!!! you are hilarious
jennyjojoful 7 months ago
hahaha go to school and don't get beat up
missiwonderwhy 7 months ago
keisha's hairy legs turn me on..
dancergirl2497 7 months ago
lol!
jackieluv3 7 months ago
y would pea say thats..willow doin her own thing
missrhine4ever 8 months ago
ohmygod! do use teeth whitener or sumthin or r ur teeth naturally that white @.@
kunoichiandrea 8 months ago
omgg one question... r u gay?
xSuperJessx10 8 months ago
OMG I loved it But Ive only seen 2 Maria videos
jessicareynolds820 8 months ago
is tha hair a hair peice or did u get it as a wig
JoeHampsonOfficial 8 months ago
back to school my ass lol summer vacation baby!
Tiger2819 8 months ago
My names Maria!!!
LOLSmileyzz3 9 months ago
Lol Ur Soo Funny XD
CpBetty 10 months ago
that teacher face is so fucking accurate
BatDude27 10 months ago
WTF this guy is so weird...... he is such a LOSER!!!!!
Jelwer3 10 months ago
@Jelwer3 i said the same thing when reading your comment :D
445happy 9 months ago
@Jelwer3 this comment LMAO!!
ItsFlapJack 8 months ago
LOOL.. your so cute!
MzDiam0nd09 10 months ago
LOL i love how K8 says "slut" i was LOLing all day about it haha<3 K8 XD
keystar123458 10 months ago
"well when u copied her answers, u also copied her name"
"shut up"
EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1 11 months ago
did u copy off of Vagina. lolz
EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1 11 months ago
umm, i love you. <3 lol. you just made my day! :D
HateLoveApathetic 11 months ago
Lol this totally made my life!! Subscribing now!! :D
BriBri311 11 months ago
ewwww HAIRY LEGSSS!!!lol jk jk jk i love your videos!
SuperSweetheartchick 11 months ago
Baaaahaaaaaaa!
asNroyalty 11 months ago
Yea... I'm a boy.
I CONFESS!
weurRTG 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA is that the british accent he's trying to put on????
TLakeya 1 year ago
@TLakeya ....defintely NOT......
TheBraziliantV 1 year ago
lmfao!!!!! igot that pink scafe!
ElleSandlerOchoCinco 1 year ago
OMG! You're the shit! Dude, you REALLY understand women, a little bit TOO WELL! You're definitely gay! LOLs! You look good with long hair. I'd go with that.
Elinitsam 1 year ago
OMG!!! This Is Great!!
sexysweetface11 1 year ago
oh my GAAAAWD!! nic looks so hot in his nerd glasses! :~0
sm00ches84 1 year ago
Lol, the girl "she" copied off of is named "Vagina" LOL
AyoItsEboni 1 year ago 68
I have the same scarf as K8.
YEAH!
itsmary3 1 year ago
Wow... this is just about half the girls in my school! XD
SlavaZone 1 year ago
youre a cute girl
natihuates 1 year ago
Back at school in the 1980s there was this really unpopular ugly girl who fancied me. One day she asked me out- I think she’d been building up to it for weeks!
Anyway, rather than letting her down gently I actually arranged a time & place but didn’t turn up, instead getting some mates to drive past with cameras shouting “loser, loser, loser!”
I felt bad because she didn’t go back to school, and I heard that she went anorexic & attempted suicide the next year. She’s probably dead by now…
SuperTruth77 1 year ago
@SuperTruth77 yeah, if you're telling the truth, I'm not going to sugar-coat it. You're an asshole.
ImTooHotForMyself 1 year ago
@SuperTruth77 Yeah? Nice job ASSHOLE! Fuck you for doing that! You should feel WORSE then bad! You should feel DISGUSTED!
AyoItsEboni 1 year ago
"So go to school and don't get beat up. Okay byeeee"
HAHA
liveforlife2494 1 year ago
Lol I know people who seriously act like this
Wowee2012 1 year ago
Haha lol
xcrimsonxstarsx 1 year ago
nigga you said to click the video for the tips for guys but i didn't see sHit. get it together man
ayyekyle 1 year ago
"I been trying to tell you this whole time, its M-A-T-H not M-A-F." hahah
BeckyNYC 1 year ago
Mr. Foley is gorgeous!!! This video is hilarious, keep up the good work :)
chubbyprincess000 1 year ago 13
wow you are so funny but true
akierra100 1 year ago
That's a gay foul right there!!
abercrombiegirl1abl1 1 year ago
LOL! I knew I lot of girls that acted exactly the same! xDD
escapethedude 1 year ago
OMG I don't know you but I love love love your videos and you are so funny!
ZaynMaliksWorld 1 year ago
"GUUURL YOU LOOK SO CUTE YOU MITE TURN ME ON TO THE TACO-BOX" <3 hahaha i love this
barbiexxmakeup 1 year ago
Had to find another Maria vid after Ask Maria. :D
As the teacher you remind me of KassemG.
annspade 1 year ago 69
@annspade hahahahah thanks ann! :)
soundlyawake 1 year ago 10
LOL! NICE GIRL VOICE!
TheNally10 1 year ago
omfg he is so cute....no wonder i subscribed
micah444 1 year ago
Hahaha! Some girls in my school are actually like that :P
AutumnxDay 1 year ago
LMFAO!
Soundly awake is awesome!
:D
SuperNinjetteCheese 1 year ago
iv been sitting here for about an hour, i cant stop watching these. You made me lol'd and accidently sit on my cat.
hailovee 1 year ago 2
lmao! awesome!
rainbowedhearts 1 year ago
you sound like chi-chi from "To Wong Foo." funny video ;)
Hera684 1 year ago
<3 Maria ... didn't even notice the goatee
0:55-1:10 hahaaah 1:29/1:30 ^_^
Ruby1288 1 year ago
Ahaha! Your mannerisms MAKE THIS.
miamigurl123 1 year ago
ahha dude i agree ..... barbies ....cracked meh up
xxxlivvie16xxx 1 year ago
nick you are very sexy , even in drag :-*
stairwy2heven 1 year ago
do you use imovie?!?!
rileyjo3399 1 year ago
lolz a girl with a goatee
killwhitenerds 1 year ago
gan
bhn711 1 year ago
Haahaa :') , So , Dont go to School && get Beatup, :L <3
ilovethisguy, <3 x LMAO.
Noo, whay would yoou acusee mee of Such dings,
littlemissmusic04 1 year ago
Haahaa :') , So , Dont go to School && get Beatup, :L <3
ilovethisguy, <3 x
littlemissmusic04 1 year ago
If he copied the other person's name, then wouldn't the teacher get confused when he gets two papers from the same person? How would he know that that person cheated when HIS name wasn't on the paper? LOL I am going into this way too much.
ilovefunny3 1 year ago
@ilovefunny3 this happened to me before...some idiot copied my paper, but scribbled their name on top with the date.also, another time, a different kid was trying to copy my exam with the bubble in circles...this fool copied the pattern correctly, but put every anwer on the wrong line.another time, a kid copied me on a answer i was dead wrong on.and we were the only 2 with that answer because i read the question wrong.
nidagichole 1 year ago
@ilovefunny3 Hahahaaa ;)
martinaOx 1 year ago
Ok...so YouTube has pretty much been pushing your videos on me in my recommended box thingy, and THIS video finally made me subscribe!
Why was I such a fool for waiting so long?!
rycab05 1 year ago 35
@rycab05 I'm glad you subscribed, but what was preventing you before? :(
soundlyawake 1 year ago 20
@soundlyawake I'm threatened by those I find more attractive than me. haha Now I will spend my Saturday night acquainting myself with this rather colorful group of characters.
rycab05 1 year ago 27
@rycab05 unacceptable! but thanks for deciding to give in :)
soundlyawake 1 year ago 17
i love his voice as the teacher
xPanicAtTheDiscoXOXO 1 year ago
Its a Jersy thing guys
jegvilhais 1 year ago 2
cool
biglite79 1 year ago
did u copy offf of vagina????
BrittanyMonsterx3 1 year ago
LOL! Damn...this Vagina must be some smart girl.
Outsider245 1 year ago
LOLLLL this made my life
GrimLullaby 1 year ago
I always copy off of Vagina.
SydneyXLovesXDanzig 1 year ago
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luluybrownie 1 year ago
lol that last sentence you said was funny
dont get beat up lol
funny
like i said applies for only the slutss
crazymano4eva 1 year ago
lmfaoo you too funny
and thats not really how girls act
umm....but only the slutty ones act like dat
lol im not like that at all
im a tomboy so i dont gotta worry what to wear
crazymano4eva 1 year ago
god damn sluts dressing like sluts. fuck.
SalaD891 1 year ago
HAHAHAA! u speak just like my one frnd! she talks like that n the comparison is so funny! =]
mistikalnawe 1 year ago
lol i would hate to be that gurl maria cheated off of...her name is vagena...
bubblepop133 1 year ago
Nick you have a cute smile ;-)
stairwy2heven 1 year ago
he literally just like made my night:) hahah so funny!
JaiReyes18 1 year ago
"shutup." LOL!!!!!!! XD
allegramarquez66 1 year ago
numer treeee lmfao
xoxFashiionxox 1 year ago
Go to school and don't get beat up...will do BUDDY!!
XxBloodyCrumpet23xX 1 year ago
lmooo weirdo
MrsiLLuminatee 1 year ago
haha, this is hilarious!
violinplayer101 1 year ago
so i jus feel like u should no i freaking love you!!! but not in creepy way jus in a i think ur really awesome way :D
msladylove413 1 year ago
ROFL, subscribed for the phrase "You just turned me on in the taco box" :D
sapphyra 1 year ago
@soundlyawake Dude, of all the names, Vagina? Haha!!!
rockeryears 1 year ago
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Dude, of all the names, Vagina? Haha!!!
rockeryears 1 year ago
first video i saw of you.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333
MCroxxie14 1 year ago
Because of this video I won't dress like a slut... Thank you Maria for the great tips!
Sincerely;
~Maria
mamaBoxim 1 year ago
Hahahahha, this is so funny! :D
GiraLikesYou 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
nyachankawaii 1 year ago
I think the most important rule is #1 Don't Dress like a Slut.....lol Love your videos! and you are pretty hot too ;)
blondambition69 1 year ago 50
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Lmao, i Love You're Face Expression There.
SouthSideFinest25 1 year ago
@RandomDude889 ...Yes...
BluefruitNMusicSnow 1 year ago
WIN.
TheBrownHairedChick 1 year ago
"you... also copied her name" "shut-up!" XDDD
TheBrownHairedChick 1 year ago 47
@TheBrownHairedChick that hapened to a friend of mine.. im serious.. teacher was like... ok.. theres 2 Cristinas and only Isis's test is missing... are you stupid?
mrlwta13 1 year ago