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  • i don't know how i got from street fights to here.

  • I can do this with my willy

  • 0.08 , that fish was gunna swim away but took an arrow to the knee hahah :D

  • wow it must be pursing its lips harder than my librarian.. didn't know that was possible

  • magikarp use watergun!

  • It's a pokemon.

  • Target locked...

  • you gotta be the cricket to dislike this

  • DAAMN NATURE!! YOU SCARY!!

  • Remoraid used Water Gun.

  • i believe in evolution but how the freaking hell did that evolve...

  • @Unrealshade its another mystery that evolution cant solve, like the predecessor to the trilobite with hundreds of lenses in its eyes or like echolocation

  • @BMunich16 why are you so sure, just because you don't have an answer? i still don't know any other explanation that does more sense and serious religions only give me more questions and no more answers

  • @Unrealshade Who made this about religion? It's just some holes in the evolutionary theory that no one can solve. I mean problems as big as that can't be simply overlooked, echolocation and other complex mechanisms in nature nobody can explain except for theists. Decide for yourself.

  • @BMunich16 what i meant was, why are you so sure that it can't be solved? maybe we just don't have an answer yet. i'd say the holes are in our knowledge and not in the theory... hmmmmmm

  • @Unrealshade Seems like holes in the theory to me, as seemingly nothing evolved into something extremely complex...

  • stupid comment. The fish doesn't calculate and correct its aim in the same way I don't calculate the mathematics behind throwing a ball. It's just a learned response on the best way to shoot.

  • @RobwhOrr

    Yeah you made a stupid comment. Shut the F@CK UP!

  • @RobwhOrr but what if you were throwing the baseball from underwater at a target on land that looks different from every minute angle change

  • lol, if that fish can calculate the refraction of light, then it already is smarter than half of the people in the world =D

  • the military should mix these with flying fish...

  • "...releasing a stream..."

    That's what she said.

  • that is fly

    

  • hope they never beginn to play counter-strike... would be unfair..

  • "Releasing a stream of akwa arrows."

  • so sad thta fish is smarter than most humans

  • lol could have just said nerd fish instead of archer fish

  • Remoraid?

  • @KingdomheartsII lol i dont get how it evolves into a octapus though

  • 1:20

    fish 1: PwneD!

    *fish 2 steals the cricket*

    fish 1: hey, that was mine!

    fish 2: not anymore!! HAHA sucker!!

  • when fish are in danger all they need is water

  • where can I find the video on the first clip,,with that spear

  • FishWars!!!

  • BOOM HEADSHOT.

  • lol nice

  • That's awesome :p

  • cool they are sharp shooter

  • Archer Fish, I choose you!

    Archer Fish, use Water Gun!

  • LOL

  • the ultimate gleek meister

  • nice :p

  • that is epic

  • You can teach these guys to put a cigarette out. Very funny for visitors.

  • win one of those at a fair better not have a plastic bag

  • I want that as my pet xD letting people see it close up from above the aquarium/fish bowl and then getting owned.

  • lol, sorry was meant to give Thumbs Up.

  • double tap

  • Awesome!

  • 1:20

    jacked!

    haha

  • hahaha

  • i want one to guard my house

    xd

  • At the end the fish got his cricket jacked... poor guy. lol..

  • shotgun!!

  • i got these in my fish tank :)

  • 1:20 JACKED.

  • that's gangster dude spits water and headshots them to death rofl.

  • HEADSHOT...lol

  • I want one for my aquarium

  • w/e who needs to spit water when i can make a wave of water n smack em off :P

  • thats one mad fish!!!!

  • ROFLMFAO!!!! KILL STEAL at the end.

  • spits them to death lol

  • I used to own one archer fish. Tried to make it shoot bugs in the tank down but never did :P It got lazy because i fed it haha.

  • nifty

  • pew pew pew pew xD *platsch**mampf* xD

  • booom headshot :D

  • RAPID FIRE lol i want one of those fish

  • those fish are endangered now, think of what you can do to bring their poplation up

  • lol yeah, that insect got owned hahah xD

  • "lol jacked ur bug" "yo nigga that was my bug"

  • haha.

  • Such creativity!

  • ZOMG GET OWNED INSECT XD

  • thats the coolest fish i have ever seen

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  • Shut the fuck up, you fail.

  • nature is so amazing

  • Shut the fuck up, you fail.

  • they beat me in a spitting competition thats for sure

  • i bet i can puke better than they can

  • i wonder if they can drool?

  • yes but their drool travels at 25 miles per hour

  • You see, it evolved the ability to do that... PUR-LEASE!

  • holy... i want one in my room thatd be so dam kewl!

  • Just have a branch over the tank and throw ants on it lol

    Make them work for their food!

  • Bahahha I'd love that xD

  • even better, make it so the ants are on a slippery surface, so when they get shot, they go flying

  • FISH ARE COOL.

  • thats so cool

  • That is AWESOME.

  • instead of spitfire,dis one shud be called spitwater.

  • So lame it was funny xD

  • oh man i have two of these in one of my 8ft fish tanks never get tired of watching it eat the bugs i release in there. orgasm*

  • 1:23 OmNomNomNom lol

  • LoLLL

  • Lmao I was thinking the same thing xD

  • that fish could proabbly beat me in cs

  • lol

  • id like a pet fish like tht. on a description card for tht fish itd say

    'one of the greaatest creatures. gets its own food. grows to 5 inches. built in sniper.......BOOOM HEADSHOT!!!'

  • pahm on that fish

  • haha ultra gleek of death!!!!

  • i wish i could get food everytime i spit :(

  • hes just like, "yo spider BREAK YOSELF" *BRUP BRUP BRUP*

  • Lmfao

  • Squirtle!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • LOL XD

  • Lol pokemon xD

  • hhaha that would be better if they called it like that:-)

  • archerfish use water gun! lol

  • ROFL

  • i could use this thing when i make my next porn video tO BUST IN HER FACE!!!!!!1

  • wow i like how the water is so clear

  • Bullz eye? XD

  • lol squirtgun

  • fishersoaker!

  • hes just like, "yo spider BREAK YOSELF" *BRUP BRUP BRUP*

  • lol

  • what would be funny is to see one of those fish break trees to get their fewd

  • thats soo sick and yes the guy bellow what a bitch lol

  • what a bitch nigga stole his food 1:21

  • wow, amazing

  • that is insane!!

  • the fish stole the other's prey!! what a bastard lol

  • What was the first fish or slug?

  • Snail the most deadly in the world. I have no idea the name though

  • noob stop spraying

  • That one fish is a little bitch.I mean come on,he keeps stealing the other fishes food.Such a fiend.

  • haha bug got owned!

  • stop drinking coffee.

  • Speak of manipulating the language. You can't even put a few words together correctly.

  • lawl. if ur going to correct somone u should spell correctly as well.

  • I'm pretty sure I did. Hell, I even ran it through the spell check on Word to make sure I've been spelling those words the right way since around third grade.

    Yeah, OCD, I know. But how embarrassing would that be on an AP test or a college app?

  • well go ahead and re-read your last comment for me charlie. last time i checked when your speaking past-tense the correct wording would be "speaking" not "speak"

  • Haha. I did, and I realized that the vernacular has come and bitten me in the butt. XD

  • you don't have to have a gun to shoot you fkn retard.

  • saw these in the metty cnetre today spitting water out their tank

  • ya bcuz you know we just carry one of those fish around so we can use it only to fuck....fuck that if i had that thing id shoot random ppl with it

  • imagine that thing spitting on a pussy before sex. The girl would get so wet!

  • No thanks... XD

  • wtf lol

  • my friend can also spit like that.. but not as accurate, in fact hes never really trying to h1t anything..

  • shiet i bet they would be really good at gunbound XD

  • Lol

  • JEZUS

  • what is the FPS on that water shot

  • lawl

  • headshot

  • i had a pet shop which was primarily fish and reptiles. i became a cichlid fanatic!! So, the archer is interesting as a hunter, but they really lack personality, unlike the cichlid family which actually bond with you.

  • sweet video! i work at a pet store and never knew that about the archer fish heh even with that name i would of never of guessed :)

  • çok mükemmel bir balık..

  • My favorite fish

  • I have one :)

  • ( WoW )!

  • Cool!

  • u can buy 1 at a pet store

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