@Unrealshade its another mystery that evolution cant solve, like the predecessor to the trilobite with hundreds of lenses in its eyes or like echolocation
@BMunich16 why are you so sure, just because you don't have an answer? i still don't know any other explanation that does more sense and serious religions only give me more questions and no more answers
@Unrealshade Who made this about religion? It's just some holes in the evolutionary theory that no one can solve. I mean problems as big as that can't be simply overlooked, echolocation and other complex mechanisms in nature nobody can explain except for theists. Decide for yourself.
@BMunich16 what i meant was, why are you so sure that it can't be solved? maybe we just don't have an answer yet. i'd say the holes are in our knowledge and not in the theory... hmmmmmm
stupid comment. The fish doesn't calculate and correct its aim in the same way I don't calculate the mathematics behind throwing a ball. It's just a learned response on the best way to shoot.
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shoots? fish shoots? fucking english? minuplating even the language. fish is splitting/ what ? u can't say fish is splitting! Too unsophisticating for u.
I'm pretty sure I did. Hell, I even ran it through the spell check on Word to make sure I've been spelling those words the right way since around third grade.
Yeah, OCD, I know. But how embarrassing would that be on an AP test or a college app?
well go ahead and re-read your last comment for me charlie. last time i checked when your speaking past-tense the correct wording would be "speaking" not "speak"
i had a pet shop which was primarily fish and reptiles. i became a cichlid fanatic!! So, the archer is interesting as a hunter, but they really lack personality, unlike the cichlid family which actually bond with you.
i don't know how i got from street fights to here.
YOMAMAXXL 1 month ago
I can do this with my willy
PlanetaryMATE 1 month ago
0.08 , that fish was gunna swim away but took an arrow to the knee hahah :D
michaeldaddow 1 month ago
wow it must be pursing its lips harder than my librarian.. didn't know that was possible
333puggles333 2 months ago
magikarp use watergun!
asianpride1594 5 months ago
It's a pokemon.
strwbryfldsboy 6 months ago
Target locked...
chiucheeyong 6 months ago
you gotta be the cricket to dislike this
green2882 7 months ago
DAAMN NATURE!! YOU SCARY!!
Manvillefilms 8 months ago
Remoraid used Water Gun.
KingdomheartsII 10 months ago 4
i believe in evolution but how the freaking hell did that evolve...
Unrealshade 10 months ago
@Unrealshade its another mystery that evolution cant solve, like the predecessor to the trilobite with hundreds of lenses in its eyes or like echolocation
BMunich16 7 months ago
@BMunich16 why are you so sure, just because you don't have an answer? i still don't know any other explanation that does more sense and serious religions only give me more questions and no more answers
Unrealshade 7 months ago
@Unrealshade Who made this about religion? It's just some holes in the evolutionary theory that no one can solve. I mean problems as big as that can't be simply overlooked, echolocation and other complex mechanisms in nature nobody can explain except for theists. Decide for yourself.
BMunich16 7 months ago
@BMunich16 what i meant was, why are you so sure that it can't be solved? maybe we just don't have an answer yet. i'd say the holes are in our knowledge and not in the theory... hmmmmmm
Unrealshade 4 months ago
@Unrealshade Seems like holes in the theory to me, as seemingly nothing evolved into something extremely complex...
BMunich16 4 months ago
stupid comment. The fish doesn't calculate and correct its aim in the same way I don't calculate the mathematics behind throwing a ball. It's just a learned response on the best way to shoot.
RobwhOrr 10 months ago
@RobwhOrr
Yeah you made a stupid comment. Shut the F@CK UP!
hamhands69 8 months ago
@RobwhOrr but what if you were throwing the baseball from underwater at a target on land that looks different from every minute angle change
imstopable14 7 months ago
lol, if that fish can calculate the refraction of light, then it already is smarter than half of the people in the world =D
dataznguy5 11 months ago
the military should mix these with flying fish...
ThePledgeDuster 1 year ago
"...releasing a stream..."
That's what she said.
fatimmortal 1 year ago
that is fly
taquawn92 1 year ago
hope they never beginn to play counter-strike... would be unfair..
Skipmp3 1 year ago
"Releasing a stream of akwa arrows."
Ckingstew 1 year ago
so sad thta fish is smarter than most humans
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Ale5022 1 year ago
lol could have just said nerd fish instead of archer fish
Assultsman 1 year ago
Remoraid?
KingdomheartsII 1 year ago
@KingdomheartsII lol i dont get how it evolves into a octapus though
dracowulf2 1 year ago
1:20
fish 1: PwneD!
*fish 2 steals the cricket*
fish 1: hey, that was mine!
fish 2: not anymore!! HAHA sucker!!
ashrocks87 1 year ago
when fish are in danger all they need is water
HattoriHanzou54 1 year ago
where can I find the video on the first clip,,with that spear
hopplacowboy 2 years ago
FishWars!!!
Lumaniog07 2 years ago
BOOM HEADSHOT.
drgodinho 2 years ago 72
lol nice
vvEgiB 2 years ago
That's awesome :p
NipperPro 2 years ago
cool they are sharp shooter
cruelswords123 2 years ago
Archer Fish, I choose you!
Archer Fish, use Water Gun!
BongaFish 2 years ago 7
LOL
Longiieee 2 years ago
the ultimate gleek meister
dflynchimp 2 years ago 2
nice :p
4funerr 2 years ago
that is epic
SunnyBoys2 2 years ago 2
You can teach these guys to put a cigarette out. Very funny for visitors.
teagan684 2 years ago 7
win one of those at a fair better not have a plastic bag
gtasaowns 2 years ago
I want that as my pet xD letting people see it close up from above the aquarium/fish bowl and then getting owned.
sabervolt 2 years ago 3
lol, sorry was meant to give Thumbs Up.
rjae984 2 years ago
double tap
sluggerrat 2 years ago
Awesome!
tabascojoe77 2 years ago
1:20
jacked!
haha
Sn1p3TilluDr0p 2 years ago 4
hahaha
DopeTheDopeman 2 years ago
i want one to guard my house
xd
coatsy5 2 years ago 5
At the end the fish got his cricket jacked... poor guy. lol..
hordslayer69 2 years ago 54
shotgun!!
henry7515 2 years ago
i got these in my fish tank :)
o0Payne0o 2 years ago
1:20 JACKED.
SasukeKune 2 years ago 6
that's gangster dude spits water and headshots them to death rofl.
stoner2468 2 years ago
HEADSHOT...lol
liltega 2 years ago 4
I want one for my aquarium
Rohan4basu 2 years ago
w/e who needs to spit water when i can make a wave of water n smack em off :P
deltalead89 2 years ago
thats one mad fish!!!!
iLykTheCookiE 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO!!!! KILL STEAL at the end.
hearts2spooge 2 years ago
spits them to death lol
kortroy 2 years ago
I used to own one archer fish. Tried to make it shoot bugs in the tank down but never did :P It got lazy because i fed it haha.
wrigglesmca 2 years ago
nifty
kumai84 2 years ago
pew pew pew pew xD *platsch**mampf* xD
IceIceFrozo 2 years ago 6
booom headshot :D
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kuranintoki 2 years ago
RAPID FIRE lol i want one of those fish
theJerryBoy911 2 years ago 3
those fish are endangered now, think of what you can do to bring their poplation up
hrballins 2 years ago
lol yeah, that insect got owned hahah xD
IversonRockz 2 years ago
"lol jacked ur bug" "yo nigga that was my bug"
dave768 2 years ago 8
haha.
tyILerrr 2 years ago
Such creativity!
sudnaidu 2 years ago
ZOMG GET OWNED INSECT XD
peeweedarkarrow 2 years ago
thats the coolest fish i have ever seen
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Shut the fuck up, you fail.
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n00btube122 2 years ago
nature is so amazing
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angeredtoast 2 years ago
Shut the fuck up, you fail.
n00btube122 2 years ago
they beat me in a spitting competition thats for sure
stoffeemet 2 years ago
i bet i can puke better than they can
whatalil 2 years ago
i wonder if they can drool?
loltanko 2 years ago
yes but their drool travels at 25 miles per hour
whatalil 2 years ago 5
You see, it evolved the ability to do that... PUR-LEASE!
bental333 2 years ago
holy... i want one in my room thatd be so dam kewl!
trix165 2 years ago
Just have a branch over the tank and throw ants on it lol
Make them work for their food!
Proletariat12 2 years ago
Bahahha I'd love that xD
Arthurb06 2 years ago
even better, make it so the ants are on a slippery surface, so when they get shot, they go flying
whatalil 2 years ago
FISH ARE COOL.
ashthegreat 2 years ago
thats so cool
lGoodBoy 2 years ago
That is AWESOME.
BiZinatChos 2 years ago
instead of spitfire,dis one shud be called spitwater.
1f31e31s3 2 years ago
So lame it was funny xD
Arthurb06 2 years ago
oh man i have two of these in one of my 8ft fish tanks never get tired of watching it eat the bugs i release in there. orgasm*
incredibletuber 2 years ago
1:23 OmNomNomNom lol
ivanyoulube 2 years ago
LoLLL
ultimatepimpslap 2 years ago
Lmao I was thinking the same thing xD
lawlNinja 2 years ago
that fish could proabbly beat me in cs
PcJaiden828 3 years ago 4
lol
hodoli 3 years ago
id like a pet fish like tht. on a description card for tht fish itd say
'one of the greaatest creatures. gets its own food. grows to 5 inches. built in sniper.......BOOOM HEADSHOT!!!'
HyuRayabusa 3 years ago 6
pahm on that fish
Rilfer 3 years ago
haha ultra gleek of death!!!!
johnnyandthepnuemoni 3 years ago 2
i wish i could get food everytime i spit :(
finch1s 3 years ago 6
hes just like, "yo spider BREAK YOSELF" *BRUP BRUP BRUP*
ibreakkidslegs 3 years ago 2
Lmfao
PraisesToTheMostHigh 3 years ago
Squirtle!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Musclebe 3 years ago 2
LOL XD
waterunderthebridge4 3 years ago
Lol pokemon xD
brainlessripper 3 years ago
hhaha that would be better if they called it like that:-)
hiddan356 3 years ago
archerfish use water gun! lol
weeman0114 3 years ago
ROFL
waterunderthebridge4 3 years ago
i could use this thing when i make my next porn video tO BUST IN HER FACE!!!!!!1
DavidTheSilencer 3 years ago
wow i like how the water is so clear
csidaznigga 3 years ago
Bullz eye? XD
darknaruto86 3 years ago 2
lol squirtgun
krs20k 3 years ago
fishersoaker!
rapflikka 3 years ago
hes just like, "yo spider BREAK YOSELF" *BRUP BRUP BRUP*
ibreakkidslegs 3 years ago 2
lol
waterunderthebridge4 3 years ago
what would be funny is to see one of those fish break trees to get their fewd
VeangenceUser 3 years ago
thats soo sick and yes the guy bellow what a bitch lol
STILEZZZZ 3 years ago
what a bitch nigga stole his food 1:21
HI54325 3 years ago 14
wow, amazing
anonymzs 3 years ago
that is insane!!
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soccerga10 3 years ago
the fish stole the other's prey!! what a bastard lol
TakTakular 3 years ago 2
What was the first fish or slug?
Xplodz 3 years ago
Snail the most deadly in the world. I have no idea the name though
chiefpotleaf 3 years ago
noob stop spraying
aznhomboi 3 years ago 2
That one fish is a little bitch.I mean come on,he keeps stealing the other fishes food.Such a fiend.
Ozzmaster75 3 years ago
haha bug got owned!
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shoots? fish shoots? fucking english? minuplating even the language. fish is splitting/ what ? u can't say fish is splitting! Too unsophisticating for u.
caa22k 3 years ago
stop drinking coffee.
prestomoltoagitato 3 years ago 3
Speak of manipulating the language. You can't even put a few words together correctly.
lifeboatsss 3 years ago
lawl. if ur going to correct somone u should spell correctly as well.
cblonskij 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure I did. Hell, I even ran it through the spell check on Word to make sure I've been spelling those words the right way since around third grade.
Yeah, OCD, I know. But how embarrassing would that be on an AP test or a college app?
lifeboatsss 3 years ago
well go ahead and re-read your last comment for me charlie. last time i checked when your speaking past-tense the correct wording would be "speaking" not "speak"
cblonskij 3 years ago
Haha. I did, and I realized that the vernacular has come and bitten me in the butt. XD
lifeboatsss 3 years ago
you don't have to have a gun to shoot you fkn retard.
plus42E 3 years ago
saw these in the metty cnetre today spitting water out their tank
accentmasterz 3 years ago
ya bcuz you know we just carry one of those fish around so we can use it only to fuck....fuck that if i had that thing id shoot random ppl with it
daku1227 3 years ago
imagine that thing spitting on a pussy before sex. The girl would get so wet!
stavs18 3 years ago
No thanks... XD
wolverine005 3 years ago
wtf lol
cblonskij 3 years ago 2
my friend can also spit like that.. but not as accurate, in fact hes never really trying to h1t anything..
joblagz 3 years ago
shiet i bet they would be really good at gunbound XD
UnderAchiever8P 3 years ago 3
Lol
Soapnull 3 years ago
JEZUS
GOHAN1181 3 years ago
what is the FPS on that water shot
deathklok6669 3 years ago
lawl
r3ir3i 3 years ago
headshot
mjnovwild 3 years ago
i had a pet shop which was primarily fish and reptiles. i became a cichlid fanatic!! So, the archer is interesting as a hunter, but they really lack personality, unlike the cichlid family which actually bond with you.
gwtbh 3 years ago
sweet video! i work at a pet store and never knew that about the archer fish heh even with that name i would of never of guessed :)
srt4nn 3 years ago
çok mükemmel bir balık..
aLperX90 3 years ago
My favorite fish
Superaedan14 4 years ago 3
I have one :)
xXDeadoraliveXx 4 years ago
( WoW )!
Player234 4 years ago
Cool!
Tiber1990 4 years ago
u can buy 1 at a pet store
2727 4 years ago