My Teeth
1:24
Added: 3 years ago
From: somegreybloke
Views: 92,818
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (513)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • I got an ad for a movie called the Grey. lol.

  • Why is your skin so GREEEY? D: SERIOUSLY DUUUUDE THAT'S WEIIIRD.

  • Haha! CSWPNTBISTBDMWRTWFF =>.<=

  • Thanks for the clarification I was almost stopping watching your videos because I constantly felt the urge to brush my teeth while watching

  • This guys a legend.. so funny.

  • The Green Giant called, he wants his sweetcorn back, I dunno how they got caught on your gnashers!

  • all hail the creator oh these cartoons. funny as hell. Wendza amasimba s'khokho

  • somegreybloke, i had to watch the video twice cause i was crying with the laughter at the very first joke for the duration of the video.

  • boy u stupid and ugly

  • Ha. Paint over them with white gloss. The taste goes away after a couple of weeks, and you could do with a bit of weight off.

  • Now I'd like to hear the story about your gray skin...

  • Oh dear....

  • "I can't see them from up here " ... priceless

  • That's why there are some products where it's written--Keep away from children.

  • The ending was fucking amazing. I shit my pants with laughter, then rofled in my own piss whilst writing half this comment.

  • I disliked this video, your teeth are yellow and therefore you have no right to make videos. Only perfect people like me are allowed.

  • @silencesoloud12 If you were perfect, then there would have been no reason for you to have to say that.

  • @spyroonline175 It's called a joke, I was going along with GreyBloke's humor.

  • @silencesoloud12 I apologize. Carry on.

  • @spyroonline175 No need to have apologized, but it's appreciated.

  • im just gonna watch this tonight ;D

  • You're still sexy and appealing somegreybloke.. :-)

  • these video are crazy funny and you cal learn somthing

  • More people on the Internet need to be as polite as he is.

  • Painting our teeth custard yellow using enamel model paint is actually a part of the initiation rite for our religion "The Latter Day Church Of The Former Glory Of The Present Well Protected Tooth"

  • cant you just reapply with the white?

  • like that comment! down there, under this one :D

  • This would make a kick-ass comic to read in the morning paper.

  • ahahahah, this guy is funny! hahahha, I like it :)

  • This blokes gotta be a pom !

  • yes you are..but good try

  • your teeth look like gold in the same way pee does i hate you!

  • hes funny and all but am i the only one that is sorta creeped out of this guy

  • @rukiaguy yes

  • Yellow teeth are usually stronger in the UK, and whites: usually weaker.

  • I'm a windstorm shaky shaky

  • why the hell are u arguing about Weight?

    just watch that damn funny video :)

  • Love your video topics, man.

  • There is nothing wrong with fat people, there are people out there that love fat people. aka "chubby chasers".

  • LOL @ I can't be the only person who's ever done this

  • I can't be the only person who's ever done this?? lol sorry. that part was hilarious.

  • OR OR maybe that person should just shut the fuck up because on the camera they may not be a looker them selves.

  • too cool....I love you....(I am not gay, by the way)

  • "well i can't see them from here but they are"

    ahahhaha genius

  • i have atempted this lol with a mix on hairdie and gloss

    it took weeks to was out and i was also realy sick lol

  • bad teeth

  • What do you buy someone who has yellow teeth ? Answer: A brown shirt.

  • for a nation whit such a high income per capita you really have bad teeth,take the plane (is up to 200 pounds ) to one of the eastern european countries and make you teeth white and healthy whit up to 500 pounds.(Bulgaria,Romania Hungary).If you need help just send me a message and I will try to help u.

  • sry but :D.. his head looks like a penis.. i mean.. without his ears and eyes.. it realy does.. haha ... and he is hard..:D

    :D

  • I like cupcakes, but sugar makes me sick. Since sugar is bad in large amounts, is this bad that I can't eat any cupcakes without feeling nauseous?

  • @PMink4 keeps bad stuff out of your body. that's a good thing.

  • @PMink4 im a dude plus that post is old... way old... fat is determined by bmi and muscle mass. if your bmi is over 25% you are deemed "over weight" but since 95% of america would fit in that catagory 30% is the more widely accepted "fat" mark bmi has to do with your height and weight, so if someone is 6'4 and 220 thats not bad but if they are only 5'4" that would be VERY bad.

  • @kdub03301986, I don't know what to think of BMI....BMI seriously thinks Tom Cruise is obese.

  • Ok, now, why do you look like a large penis with ears?

  • WHAT THE FUCK!?

  • for 3 years i played WoW without exersice and im only 225 pounds i figure id be fatter but i can still run like a mother fucker with some flab bouncing..it shouldnt be hard to burn off. im thankful i didnt get over 300 pounds..

  • i love this so much and i laugh at every so called joke!

  • why r u grey nd also i put tht shit on my teath nd i got sent 2 hospital haha no jokes only u r tht dumb

  • I just cannot stand bald, grey, middle aged computer geeks with yellow rotten teeth. I hear he farts too.

  • Real computer, Animated guy.

  • ahahahahaha 'I cant be the only person who's ever done this'

  • LOL

  • lol

  • Tin soldiers, model airplanes, model ships, etc. is long gone. It's all injection moulded in China now.

    I have some tin soldier moulds and some tin somewhere, if I ever have kids I'll make sure to get them started.

  • We don't have to make fun of his teeth. We can make fun of his grey skinn, yellow eyes or baldness. :)

  • LOL.

    ENAMEL.

  • why don't you repaint them dude, oh wait, i bet like 100 f@rking people have already said that..... i can't be fucked with the new utoob layout anymore

  • and the grey skin...?

  • Blimey, folks... please don't paint them white, Grey Bloke! You might poke yer eye out!

  • i think this is my fav video on youtube

  • Whoever creates these videos is a straight up comic genius...i love this stuff

  • @UnilateralDifference : Andabstractly clever too - concealing the shape and outline of a penis in the person of some person...

  • @UnilateralDifference Its a me mike booth

  • Yes, paint them white now, it is a bit offputting having sweet little greybloke have yellow teeth all the time in his videos. I love your films by the way, you always cheer me up with your great humour (except the political one maybe).

  • Why not applying an additional layer of paint?

    Paint them again, but with white paint. Since it worked the first time this will probably make them even stronger. And whiter.

  • And to top it all off, you'll start seeing yourself as looking better in general - other people might not though.

  • if you got yellow teeth from Model Plane thingys where did you get Grey Skin

  • you're racist lol (kiddin)

  • @gomilev ha

  • @LewymonProductions The internett :D

  • @LewymonProductions maybe from sitting in front of the pc , instead of going out into the sunshine.....?

  • @LewymonProductions from staying out of the sunlight too much cause he's got no friends outside

  • @LewymonProductions Skin Cell grey paint

  • @LewymonProductions Aliens...

  • @LewymonProductions He's British. Nuff Said.

  • @LewymonProductions From not going outside and being on the computer too much I guess.

  • @LewymonProductions He's British.

    Does that answer it ?

  • @ParisAshleyGlasgow british people have grey skin? lurn2reed what other people have typed before replying and failing at insulting a race of people.

  • @LewymonProductions You can't just go around asking people why they're grey you fucking racist!

  • This is my faverit gray bloke episode ever the little smile is so AWSOME. It showd be used more often.

  • My friend'd brother drank a bottle of fairy washing up liquid for a dare....

  • when i was 4 i drank a full bottle of calpol and nearly died

  • Brush your teeth with pure baking soda, then brush it using hydrogen peroxide be carefule not to swallow it. It makes your teeth white.

  • i like swallow it. it gives me a buzz!

  • If you did, it would kill you.

  • billgax55, no because i down it with a chaser of liquid detergent.

  • lol

  • No I'm not American. Of course not all British have rotten teeth, it's a steriotype, just a joke. Ever seen Austen Powers, International man of Mystery? Politically incorrect humour is quite popular now.

  • "i can't be the only person who's ever done this"

    my dad cleaned his teath with vinegar.

  • ''well i can't see them from here'' LOL

  • Ha ha. Nowadays people just add fluoride to the water to harden them and turn them yellow. Great money for dentists later, with everyone wanting whitening jobs, and brittle teeth that break easily, requiring expensive crowns.

  • dude his head looks like a penis when you take away his face and ears.

    lmao keep up the grey bloke vids!

  • I just thought that he had typical  rotten British teeth.

  • Are you american? coz if you are, your at the back of the queue for throwing insults at people

  • ahahahahahahahahahaha

    queue...

    hehe thats a funny word

  • @1forestcat / BUSHELLPICTURES

    Yeah, he's from Canada. Go figure.

    Get the fuck out.

  • "...i cant be the only person to have ever done this"

    haha he's hilarious lool

  • watching this guy's video is the best way to wake up in the morning!

  • jimmyhayers lol. look at all the fatty's agreeing with kdub03301986

  • u sux u always on the computer

  • i want to put my willy up your nose

  • graham is so hilarious lol

  • LOL! I love you whoever you are

  • omfg im in love with this

  • I was going to ask why are you grey but that's racist, isn't it?

  • Hahahahahahaha! This is really funny! Dare I say it... I'm really enjoying watching some grey bloke!

  • hey im fat and i take offense! naw fuckit im just kidding! but i am fat and i'll be the first to admit its my fault. i never eat healthy, i dont exercise and for nine months i had no job. i weigh 215-220 pounds (97-100 kg) so heres a thought... who gives a rats ass move on and get over it. if your fat and happy dont change, if your not happy try and fix it but dont make snide remarks back and forth about ur flab on the net nobody here cares whos fat on here cuz u cant see em. thats all good day

  • @kdub03301986 go lose weight and stop playing world of warcraft!

  • @HeadShoht i gained weight after I stopped playing WoW every day.

  • @HeadShoht I gained weight when I stopped playing WoW every day.

  • @HeadShoht you dont care either way just like to insult blindly but i hate WOW. Hey why dont you go watch Twilight with your lil sister! first off i did lose weight (195lbs) secondly i only get on the computer twice a month now to check my email and small things like that. also i always hated world of warcraft its sad to watch people OBSESS over game while the world passes them by, also im too cheap to pay 25 a month for a damn game. i dont do monthlies on anything but rent and insurance.

  • @kdub03301986 I weight 85 pounds and i have never watched twilight and i couldnt get wow to work so yeah

  • @HeadShoht 85lbs? so you are ten years old? or a girl... but if you were an 85 lbs girl (age 7-17) you would of course have watched twilight with your friends from school 8 thousand times since girls LOVE lame vamps that dont try and bang them. this is a real conundrum. im 24 and 5'9" so im not that fat either way this is all off topic i will not respond to these anymore they take away from the actualy comments for this video. take care of yourself peace

  • @kdub03301986 Yes i am ten and no i dont watch twilight vampires suck......blood... and am a BOY so go in ur moms basement a masturbate to twilight

  • @HeadShoht 85lbs...I've had more than that for breakfast ;)

  • @kdub03301986 Much respect 2 u good sir ^^,

    the fact that u have the guts 2 say it..and being sincere ...

    (ps. im not fat...but i know many ppl have complexex about it...aaw no im fat and shit..but they dont do shit about it....but i agree..if ure happy ..thats all that matters)

    thums up

  • @kdub03301986 ....... Oh........ kay

  • @kdub03301986 random

  • @kdub03301986 Well most guys can debate saying they don't want to be talking to a fat chick and it's understandable socially people are shallow and don't really for people who wouldn't please them visually so they grow a hatred for them and teach themselves and others it's okay because in their opinion, if they don't find you attractive then your less then a person so they are better then you. My point is, people are stupid and how is 220 even heavy? If you think you're fat then Google the word

  • @kdub03301986, I'm skinny & I have the same lifestyle as you do. I eat junk, I never exercise. My cholesterol is high, but my actual body weight isn't. I have a high metabolism. I have friends that are huge but they eat healthy & are athletic, into sports or the gym. Someone's weight isn't necessarily their fault. Ppl think my friends overeat or that I undereat on purpose. Not true. It should be looked at on a case by case basis, instead of saying all fat or all skinny people are the same.

  • @kdub03301986 220? that isnt fat. your a big guy but hey, doesnt mean you dont eat your carrots and potatoes. they go well with steak!

  • @kdub03301986 girls care though

  • @kdub03301986 ur not the first man to admit its ur fault

  • yes...u prob are the only person who has done this...lmaooo!!!!!

  • I know bro, some people ARE MEEEAAANNNNNN

    Earlier I got a nasty email for this woman's husband i met on facebook and he was pisssed i was flirting with his 26 year wife and i only turned 20.

    somegreybloke, does this make me a horrible person cause I then resorted to black magick to save my ego?

  • really?  another jealous man

  • why dont you coat it again with white instead of "custard yellow" haha.

  • thats like saying all americans are chubzillas...

  • What a cruel stereotype.

    I don't go around saying that all Americans are fat do I?

  • we are. its the truth so you call us fat and well call you wat ever we feal like. were that dickish

  • Hah someone hasn't travelled much.

  • Fuck your mum... oh wait I already did.

  • and tht sums up the intelligence of yanks aswell

  • i love it when he trys to open his mouth xD

  • why are you grey?

    ??????

  • I am not sure about his intentions but I think it is actually an anti-racist concept.

    Hopes I helped.

  • @bennany05 Grey---ham :P

  • ALLIE

  • That has made me think

  • -.-

  • For some people it's beyond there simple understanding why people may be fat...

  • i just mean people that get really fat, and its totally their fault and then they get really sad about it

    i mean they cant really complain when its totally their fault? just my opinion!

  • Theres a very small minority of people where its just because they've overeaten.

    It may be your opinion but your being exactly like the people Somegreybloke talks about in this video. You don't know the full story.

    Some people lack the willpower to get thin. Why don't you research it?

  • lack of will power?

    lack of will power to live a healthy, long life?

    The lack of will power to think logically how a human should eat and exersize?

    i'm sorry... but 90% of fat people have no excuse but laziness, which they should be made fun of for

  • Its so nice that you ignored the first two paragraphs... "90% of fat people" when I clearly stated a small minority...

    Yes lack of willpower. The same principle to drinking alcohol when ultimatly, its a poison. Will one burger make someone fat? Will one drink kill someone from liver failure?

    You can't judge people from a look. I honestly suggest if your going to be that prejudice you research it rather than make fun of people for it.

  • i DON'T make fun of people for it... but i hate it when said people feel they are 'discriminated' against or whatever else.... as if they are clueless as to why people think less of them

  • But again, should people be made fun of because of something they can't help? People shouldn't think less of fat people until they know the reason behind it, its only a small minority of people who cannot control themselves and its natural, I think less of those people, but I don't know of any fat people who just eat TOO much.

    It falls under the same umbrella of having custard yellow teeth, or wearing glasses (though this last view has changed mostly).

  • i don't know...i still think 'being fat' has become a lifestyle, especially in america.

    it's ignorant and selfish. people should take care of their bodies especially when they live in such positive environments.

    if people struggled with this in China or Cambodia, i might think differently, but it's a phenomenon that's dominated by western cultures and it disgusts me

  • You make an interesting point about the western culture compared to the east.

    I'll have to look into that, i'm intrigued as that goes against the facts i've stated.

  • you are right though... a lot of it has to do with will power.

    america has devolved into a society that, when a problem is found or a habit is deemed unhealthy or innapropriate, the people seek to find ways to justify it or view it as beautiful, healthy, or 'open minded':

    for example, being overweight (big is beautiful), homosexuality (born that way), poverty (gimme that Reagan Cheese) etc...

    you don't see these phenomena in other eastern cultures

  • Can I just point something out? -This video is a JOKE. :S

  • no... you just dont get it

  • i agree, loads of overweight people will be offended by the weightist abuse on here, to those people i say, KEEP YOUR CHINS UP!

  • surely if you took all the piss out of a fat guy it would make him thinner?

  • it hasnt worked yet!

  • i dont think its a small minority at all, not many people have these genes that make you want to eat more or a faster motabilism or whatever, it just sickens me when i see people so fat that hey cant walk and have to use mobility scooters and stuff, i have no sympathy for them

  • It isn't a gene that makes you want to eat more its a hormone that's secreted from the pituartary gland in the brain that alerts the body to eat food. The strength of this hormone varies, so a greater strength will make a desire to eat more.

    If the body doesn't make a sufficient ammount of insulin or leptin then that also affects how fat somebody gets.

    A person can eat alot yet still feel hungry due to a low ammount of insulin, or a high ammount of the hormone produced.

  • most people are fat because they eat too much

  • Yeah, and the Blacks are black because they didn't join Jesus in fighting away the demons.

    Don't be such a stupid shit, even on the internet; it makes intelligent people cringe.

    MANY overweight individuals have a GENETIC PREDISPOSITION. It's unlikely you'll even be able to pronounce that, but it's entirely true.

    You're probably too stupid to understand what a SLOW METABOLISM means, too, so why don't you just SHUT the FUCK up when you have NO IDEA what the fuck you're typing about.

  • You have a very valid point, and I'm on your side, however, but in recent years with the introduction of fast food, junk food, and artificial replacement ingredients, many people (children usually) ARE fat because of poor diets.