Sonic Colors? - JonTron Game Reviews?

[DynamicsDH]

0:10 IS DAT THE QUESTION MARK FROM MONSTER PARTY????!!!

[ImTheWackhead]

the black girl is hot

[sonicknight10]

In my opinion sonic unleashed wasn't bad a game. in fact it was awesome.

[Xcyper33]

Was the black chick Maggie?

[64bitni]

sonic colors is a game. GREAT DESRIPCITION

[shogunblade]

That girl giving the BJ to the Cocaine snorting dude in the chair was kind of cute.

Oh yeah, and this video is brilliant. I revisit Jontron Videos every week or so, and it pulls me out of funks that no amount of drugs can. I don't do drugs, by the way. If Sega can stop doing drugs, I don't need to, not anymore.

I guess what I'm trying to say is good job, Jontron.

[1Darkmatter64]

Am I the only guy who liked Unleashed better than Colors?

[UsuraioHACKER]

lol you look like drunk XD

[Petrico94]

Sonic unleashed was good but had a serious flaw, i guess theyre learning now

[WhoFeelsLove123]

What is that music that starts playing from 1:53?

[gamershark]

@WhoFeelsLove123 Just search "Sad violin", it'll be the first result

[infornapesfire]

what happend to sonic

[theSuper1Player]

0:58 was Jon really cheated on?

[FapMonster]

lmfao dude was getting sucked off while snorting coke XD Wtf?

[goldenswordgrayson]

He obviously smoked one 2 many here.

[bowlmonster]

why the banana WHY IM DIEING HEAR!!!

[Lighteningzero]

I cried of laughter when he said "MAGGIE!"

[Lokiman121]

You sound drunk.

Go fuck Maggie up..

[BigHippo777]

OMFG A/5!!!!!!!!

[murdock7x4]

MAGGIE!!!!!



[FingersonFire01]

Curse Eggman's April Tricks!!!!!!

[roronoapedro]

That awesome blowjob face.

[Crashgek]

"WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO SONIC?"

"WHAT THE FFFFFUCK IS A SONIC?"

[BWGgy]

Damn you, why did I believe you, IT WAS TERRIBLE.

conssing

[LethalAxis]

im crying from laughter

[LethalAxis]

OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE BANANA SLAP

[trelior]

Why do you sound drunk in this? It's fucking hilarious.

[lunarraythefox]

do you mean what you say about sonic colors or are you just full of shit?

[keniakittykat]

the banana...killed me xD

[CrazyGamerMike]

WHAT the FUCK is a SONIC?! :3

[kickstartavalanche]

This made me want to play the game all over again

[jostudisco]

i suggest you buy on the pirate bay HAHAHAHAHHAAHA

[Coupleof]

@jostudisco i was about to make the same exact comment.

[DFFfanalltheway]

I like Sonic Unleashed. Say what you want, it's a fun game

[luigikiller1000]

the funny thing is i actually got sonic colours of pirate bay

[Kyubi2345]

1:52 No Tux

2:08 Tux

2:27 No Tux

JON TRON IS FUCKING WITH MY HEAD!!!!!!!

[kai2698]

1:52 = LMAO xDD

[Gamemaniac92711]

... It sounds like he's drunk when he did this....

[Darkness19Z]

@Gamemaniac92711 you say drunk,i say egoraptor 

[Gamemaniac92711]

@Darkness19Z ?_?

[TheHEVBee]

@Darkness19Z EGORAPTOR'S WRITTEN ALL OVER THIS! i mean VENASAUR

[Zninja091]

it took me about 5 minutes to read 3:25

[XDapopeX]

just keep pressing 5and give it a second

[SkittleE275]

I didn't like Colors as much as Unleashed.

Come at me, internet.

[BeforeGamingFailed]

"That I suggest you buy on the Pirate Bay" ;D

[WarPenguinGuy]

JonTron is one weird motherfucker.

And I wouldn't have him any other way! :D

[Prince995]

why do people hate Sonic Unleashed SO FREAKING MUCH?

just because of the Werehog or what?

i like the game an YES EVEN THE WEREHOG PARTS!

[Kregon90]

Again, WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?!

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@JonTronShow Are you drunk? I'd have to drop about 10 tabs of LSD to play Sonic Colours. Or start taking crystal meth again.

[booriley781]

MAAGGIE!!! lol

[lilmspbat]

DUDE your DRUNK!!!

[qwertyb18]

Best Part @ 0:58

[DJ91990]

ROFL 1:38! "Sonic Colors is a spectacular game that I suggest you buy on The Pirate Bay."

[wCRONUSw]

Hey guys, I got the nose candy. You wanna see a dead body?

[Algonir]

A/5 Now thats more like it!

[FERALKITTYCATDEEPS]

Never go full retard.

[ARustyMexican]

WELL SLAP ME WITH A GLOVE AND CALL ME SAM FISHER

[Alexhaegele1]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC!

[BlueDevil115]

do more of these

[VaderGuy9]

WTF IS A SONIC

[KrazyKrippler]

I want a series called "Eggmans April Tricks"

[MetallicTuneFilms]

Ray looks like Tom Hanks from Big.

[gir489]

A is 10 in Hex. 10/5? I think you're being too fucking generous there, John. I think it gets a NaN/5.

[darkdeath6627]

@gir489

It's a fraction. when you simplify, it turns into 2! the game gets a 2........but the rating scale is no longer there.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Toyman1982]

This had to be the funniest thing ive EVER WATCHED IN MAH HOLE LIFE!!!!! LOL the part where he screamed about his Ex Gf made me laugh so hard i pissed a little!

[OuterRing]

lol buy on piratebay

[EJVRprojects]

when the black chick appear i laughed the shit out of me!! XD

[carrotman]

This was fantastic and I don't even.

[esstepario]

best review ever! xD

[KM89Shadow]

are you drunk O.o

you shoudln´t record drunk xD . . . you sound a kind of stupid !

but you are right about that game

[roxasXpenguin]

@KM89Shadow That's the whole point of the video.

He's supposed to sound stupid.

He did that with DK Country returns too. And The nimbus review. And all of the reviews with "?" at the end of them.

[kingvideogames]

2:57 That shall be SMG2'S NEW SCORE!

[2in1productions]

DAMN YOU Maggie



[wCRONUSw]

A/5? lol you been using too much nose candy.

[FsVHY]

what's the name of the song playing from the begining to the end

[keniakittykat]

@FsVHY Reach for the stars ;)

[JerTheRobot]

Huzzah for Sonic Colors, love the game! <3

. . . now how about a Jon Tron Game Review on Sonic Generations? xD

[sodaandcookies1]

@JerTheRobot

hey i thought the comment about the hot black chick had more thumbs up?!

[nomoreturtles]

@JerTheRobot Who says huzzah anymore? NO ONE AT ALL HFDFGFJKASFHJF

[111111shredder]

Kind of looks like you were trying too hard at some parts.

[TheAtomicBonkanator]

Sonic Colors was actually pretty badass

[davecarldude]

¿...what..the ... fuck....?

[AdamDuffield]

Rays a wierd japanese name

[FlexxinPenors]

lol the Martin Lawrence joke made my cry out laughing

[lokilokiyeah]

This was a good thing I just saw.

[AXBHRemastered]

Who the fuck is Maggie?

[porkythunder]

probably your best video

[meadslosh]

I SEE A DEAD BODY

[SaintsSister47]

dude, why do you sound so drunk?

[MrLunitunz]

Why is 'Sonic Team' all white and composed of a 'British' guy and three Americans?

[lovemuffintop30]

2:13 WE RUINED EVERYTHING!

[TheTwitchkid]

1:49

W...Was that a banana...? O.O

[meadslosh]

@TheTwitchkid WELL, SLAP A BANANA ON THE FRIDGE AND CALL ME TEAM SONIC LEAD DEVELOPER

[SteelandSouls15]

so....how drunk are you? i mean you're logic is good but you sound soooo drunk.

[FlexxinPenors]

DO A REVIEW ON SONIC GENERATIONS!

[TheTwitchkid]

WANNA SEE A DED BAWDEE? O-O

[neoman289151]

You should do another review? xD

[FencePostVideos]

how trashed is he?

[TheCrimsonGrim]

2:00...what the fuck XD

[thevideogamenerd100]

I didn't understand a damn thing that happened in this video

[jamieanners1]

If I ever smashed a banana on the refrigerator, my mom would probably hit me.

[TheDementedWendigo]

Sega needed to redeem themselves? Did you forget Assasins Creed?

[ColdDraga]

@TheDementedWendigo UbiSoft created Assassin's Creed, not Sega

[TheDementedWendigo]

@ColdDraga Don't know how I got that mixed up, thanks for the correction.

[CataclysmicBane]

@TheDementedWendigo Dont understand relation between those two...but i can agree assassins creed is cool.

[TheLakituman]

Jon, did you record this after being drunk?

[flukevocalcovers]

And if you push A and B together, you'll accidentally sleep with your boyfriend's best friend after your boyfriend bought you a six hundred dollar engagement ring MAGGIE!

[jvdthwip]

I just wish they'd port Colors to the PCS360 crowds

[roleplayingnoob]

Sorry to offend but isn't every new sonic game made now like "OMG IS DIS SONEKS CUMBAK?!!?!?!??!" and then it fails, then a new game comes out and people say "IS

[XGiftedGamerX]

@roleplayingnoob

This and Generations however are seriously the comeback though, no really it is...

[DarkT769]

@roleplayingnoob I don't know about you but I felt that Sonic unleashed, Colors, 4, & Generations were some of the best sonic games in a long time.

[Mastersonic90]

Were you drunk when you made this?



[SpexGuy1118]

1:06 

[Mother3pla3r]

MAGGIE!

[jtjelani]

Can u do Sonic Generations (If you havn't already ^_^)

[ATwoTailedFox]

0:01

[jtjelani]

@ATwoTailedFox I have something even better! I have sandals!!!!!!1

[ATwoTailedFox]

@jtjelani -.- STALKER!!!!!!!! XD

[jtjelani]

@ATwoTailedFox We're subbed to eachother, so I see what you do and vice-versa

[TommyJM92]

I rofled at 0:21

[MakashuMadaki]

I clicked for the thumbnail

[treverpatey]

lol

[EyeLikeElectro]

GETTING HIGH AND BJ'S JUST TO RUIN SONIC?

YES PLEASE.

[superburnout280]

is this chaoticmonki becuase i cant tell teh diffrence

[EpicFaceXLR]

Thumbs up for the random black chick



[TheSupersoldier93]

@EpicFaceXLR i will have to agree. she was unexpected.

[Grantien0479]

@EpicFaceXLR lol that was MAGGIE!!!!

[EpicFaceXLR]

@Grantien0479 lol

[HyperSonicXtreme]

@EpicFaceXLR

It would be more funny if the girl had white lotion all over her mouth to make it look like.....y'know.

[EpicFaceXLR]

@HyperSonicXtreme damn you a genious

[oAzREZNoR]

@EpicFaceXLR also, that magic suit coat

[ChaoGarden5]

your not funny, and your gay

[TheJoukai]

@ChaoGarden5 And you're illiterate.

[SonicBrawler1992]

@TheJoukai You're not surprised are you? This IS Youtube after all...

[ChaoGarden5]

@TheJoukai

and your a bastard who cares

[ultimatechuggaafan]

@ChaoGarden5 And you need to retake first grade English.

[tomhas10]

got this game for christmas, got to the first boss and shot myself in the head because of the voice acting!

[sonichog4]

@tomhas10 The voice acting was great its just the really corny jokes that they say all the tim ethat makes you wanna shoot yourself.

[tomhas10]

@sonichog4 Thats what I mean!

Robotnik: "... and this time NOBODY will stop me!"

sonic: "who you calling Nobody"

random robot: *scratches head* "oh i get it, he's saying sonic is the NOBODY"

Me: "what..."

[onionknight777]

What the F is a sonic?!?!

Still laughing at that. xD

[SuperTramp881]

'Sega decided to stop doing crystal meth, and make it regular again'

3 blue blocks standing on top of each other with three eyes. Real regular, Sega

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@SuperTramp881 He means no realistic bullshit mixed with Sonic's fantasy world,which we've had for longer than needed.

[meadslosh]

SLAP A BANANA ON A FRIDGE AND CALL ME MICHAEL CAINE

[SergeantBalthazar]

was he drunk when he filmed this, or is it just me?

[MrApex36]

wait...he walks in without the jacket on....the fuck?

[superman11111000]

nose candy seem slike alot of crystal meth=that seems why their was a girl there oh never mind....

[AceAttorny]

Maggie slept with PBG?

[Ostnizdasht206]

Maggie's a cunt

[xsvlp39]

Did the Maggie thing really happen to you?

[Mrvideosandgames]

I have no idea what that was just about but it was good!

[TheDamza]

WHAT THE..FUCK IS A SONIC?!

[Alkoholfri1]

A/5

wth? xD

[ChekkoLj]

1 year since this video!

[MrDarkHatman]

Amazing sequel.

[RatJar142]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC

[06butterflybeauty]

there's is NOTHING wrong with sonic colors!!!!!!

[dabigshot369]

@06butterflybeauty who said there was

[MrRetlav]

This video made me wish for more sonic games...

[ArcaneZaros]

Duz braul cowunt as a sunic gaem?

[Raidei]

@ArcaneZaros Does you comment count as proper grammar? No to both questions.

[ArcaneZaros]

@Raidei I tri mai beest.

[ChaosDarkWolf13]

are you... drunk? Is that moonshine I smell?

[joshnickerson]

I'm not quite sure what the hell it was I just watched... but I know I enjoyed it.

[ppldance]

Thumbs up if you think Jon does an AWESOME british accent impression.

[jtjelani]

@ppldance He can't do a Brittish accent impression because that is a fake of a fake

[mcFreaki]

@ppldance it's pretty decent for an american, but...

[MrLoadingscreen]

@ppldance That was Scottish.

[NightshadeDarkrai]

I may just be being dense (it's happened before), but I can't actually tell if Jon liked this game or not. The video was funny as hell and I loved it, but I can't read his actual feeling about the game because his slurred voice makes it difficult to tell when he's stating his opinion and when he's being an idiot (those are the parts I love XD).

[HeiHolaHello]

@NightshadeDarkrai 2:56

[Takahashi2212]

@NightshadeDarkrai At the end, he says SEGA has redeemed themselves so we can assume he does.