Project: Rant - RANT 010: My Life

[KyiKyo95]

Although, honestly, I haven't watched an actor I DIDN'T like.

[KyiKyo95]

Lowell, you are one of my FAVORITE actors on the show! I've only watched 27 or so, but you really stand out. You rock!

[MacHamish]

Sad but true.

[xADayWellWastedx]

Spot on, man. Spot on.

[CosplayDa]

I love you man.

[LucaviAD]

I LOL'ed

[romeosqueene11]

u need a girlfriend

[NikkiLoveTM]

Yup.

[danny3888]

Really PISSED HERE. search "lovesongjunkyard" try part II

[RedneckYachtClubber]

God I feel the same way...I never heard anything so true in my entire life :D

[Cgrinbaum]

That was awesome. That actor is great.

[000fireworkk000]

canj you add a link to the original video?

[ProjectRANT]

@000fireworkk000 There's no original video, just a post. I'll add it to the description in a minute!

[lifemakesmelaf]

@ProjectRANT you didn't add it to the description ):

[ProjectRANT]

@lifemakesmelaf Sorry, couldn't find it :( It was one of the first episodes we shot...

[lifemakesmelaf]

@ProjectRANT Oh that's alright this was a sad rant anyway. it would have made me depressed probably haha. thanks for responding so quickly though! that was amazing!

yea i'm easily impressed

[Iamjustherek]

Dang, that's my life... 0.o *goes to check e-mail*

[anthonyigg]

Lmfao!!!!!

[rm250fan]

is this the guy wearing the plaid shirt in the youtube comments video?

[ProjectRANT]

@rm250fan Indeed it is!

[LeadInMyBelly]

Oh man that's depressing...

[shawski77]

This is precisely how I feel most of the time now. I have a painful chronic illness, can't work anymore, and don't have a life anymore. I'm pissed!

[Ryudenki]

@shawski77 Holy crap, you took the words right out of my mouth! D: Did one of my personalities finally split off? Are you me? Am I the original me? .....Living sucks, doesn't it?

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@Ryudenki It's the worst. Thanks for watching! :)

[NickiiCrymzon]

I like this one a lot.

[Naddycat]

one of the best actors I've seen on these. Awes.

[GoNoAMMo]

Where did you find this rant? I feel bad for him and want to go comment on his blog. ^_^

[Satchel334]

What a fat bastard. He needs to lose weight. He's an okay actor (for a closeted gay man that is). He's almost as pathetic as the douchebag who wrote this original rant. Fuck 'em both! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[RedneckYachtClubber]

I love this guy, he makes the impact that I could never do! He makes it sound so true and believable, yet his words are sooooo true...

This guy needs to win an Oscar...if they gave them out for webshows...LOL

[sherryjsj]

OMG! This sounds JUST like me! I really think I said the exact words yesterday! Oh, LERD!

[GamingIsTheBest]

"that or some drugs" ^^

[EagleEyesization]

... well this is cheery.

[TheLuckyCream]

At the laundrey mat near my house, its 5$ for one load...Its cheaper to buy a washer in todays sad economy....

[yasharox]

I checked my email when he said email. Hadn't checked it in about the last 40 min. I had an email from Sephora... I hate my life...

[BestFriends83]

I feel for him.

[GamingIsTheBest]

@BestFriends83 then sad face for you :(

[master5000222]

this opened my eyes tat i just wach rants all day..... and im not changing a thing thak u rant

[RedneckYachtClubber]

I feel his pain, feels like I typed it myself! *shockgasp!*

I wish someone could answer this guy, as it would help me too...Depression is a f-cked up thing...

[hopeberry29]

This is an amazing rant, an amazing actor, and an amazing video. This just might be my favorite video from you guys. or at least one of them. This guy is such a trip. "ADULT. F***ING. HIP-HOP CLASSES. WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO?!" Where do you FIND this stuff? Freaking golden.

[dinamo4889]

Start doing heroin it helps

[yasharox]

You mixed your whites with your jeans. You'll only get more pissed off when you realized you ruined your t-shirts.

[Renegadefunk101]

This guy is my favorite ranter...er...er.

[MattGues]

Very honest. Maybe we've all been there.

To the author: Friend, don't give up. Your dream is out there. Spend some time thinking about what it is, and follow it. It may take a long time, but that's what dreams are-- they're distant at first. A goal makes life worth living. I hope you find it.

[1598hi]

this was done soo well that i dont know if it was real or not lol thats how good it is.... :)

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@1598hi Thanks. :)

[mizzzlizzz02]

he mixes colors with whites. lol!

[BIGIFANDYELLOWCARD]

The life of a 4chaner

[cirus87]

That guy is a damn good actor.

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@cirus87 We think so too... glad to see others seem to agree. Thanks for watching!

[hefestos002]

typical /v/ user

[nullset2vid]

He sorta sounds and looks like an old burnt out, fat, psychologically different Patrick Jane.

[DarkHarpuia]

Well shit.

This hits home.

[MattGues]

@DarkHarpuia No kidding. But there's hope. Trust me-- I'm the most negative guy around, but I'll tell you true-- there's hope in a goal.

[mizzzlizzz02]

awesome.

[1598hi]

nice.... these videos are negative but humerous :)

[FuruNaruBleachluvr7]

I'll respond mister :)

[foto0884]

This is one of my favorites by far I mean the rant is so great and setting it up while he does his laundry! PERFECT! There is nothing that can make you feel like ranting more about your own life than doing fucking laundry at a coin wash.

[irockdudeoo7]

Ha... this is me. aknowlege me!

[Rizuzua]

I wanna give that ranter a hug and take them out for coffee :o

[MOTHCOTW]

I wish my life was that shitty... wait it is but I'm not a douchey baby that is upset about it. Actually I am. Damn you double negative sarcasm and post-modernistic life that has created an impossible unvoid in my life. an unvoid as in it should be void, yet is filled with THIS stuff. I used to love doing things like activities outside, but now I'm on facebok and youtube and stuff like that. BTW this post is also useless meaningless and random... that fat dude is my idol.

[D119heavy]

lol good one

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

i love project rant! this is way better than therapy :D

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@LiPgLoSsGaLz and cheaper too! Thanks for watching.

[letstakearoadtrip]

mid life crisis!!

[edzick917]

right on- alot of people feel like that.

[tamra1975]

wow...thats so cool. great acting.

[recessiondrug]

OMG This video was hilarious! This guy was perfect for this rant!!! I was cracking up through the whole thing, and probably because I've read those same melodramatic, pathetic rants so many times!!

[adt33]

Remark at 1:37 is off-camera because it can easily be edited out if need be. Not that it should in the least. I declare myself genius. BTW, this video dominates.

[joejoeriley]

Lowell is the best!

[iamstasia]

Wow - I love this actor, and this rant makes me want to help the ranter!

[dopebozoish]

fuck censorship.

[AKAnanaki]

@dopebozoish irony...

[AnabelleTheAmazing]

Sadly, I really understand how he feels. :|

And that actor is brilliant, he reminds me of someone.

[Izik96]

i <3 this guy :)

[bigfatdogbone]

He reminds me of TheAmazingAtheist =D

This will be him later on in life, totally. XD F

[smellslikekaylee]

The best rant ever.

[stephpyle06]

Such a great actor! I feel really bad for the person who originally wrote the rant :( I hope that they are doing better and have found some kind of joy and contentment in their life

[kidkong584]

awww, i feel bad for him

[NoMasterSkills]

man, this guy is a good actor i've seen a few of his vids with you and they are very well done.

[ProjectRANT]

@NoMasterSkills Thanks, we'll let Lowell know that. We'll be shooting with him again very soon!

[Naraxsus]

@ProjectRANT I can not agree more. Lowell is the best in the project. No hard feelings please.

[EmeraldSky33]

Um, this isn't boredom. It's DEPRESSION. He's not a head case. He needs to change his job or something! At least go play D&D or something similarly offbeat.

[prettehkitteh9]

wow like every other word out of his mouth is a curse word xD

[datzfast]

its funny because its a man doing the rant but in actuality this is every single and married women in America. So for all those lonely women out there call me babe your making me so hard right now.

[jedus1]

Wow, sounds like My life, until i took 99 Xanax. Try suicide, if it doesn't kill you it'll definitely change your life entirely... and your brain function.

[MrBoyd1989]

This is by the far my favorite of the Project Rants.

[ProjectRANT]

@MrBoyd198 Thanks, it's one of our favorites as well!

[ProjectRANT]

@so7795 Yep, that's Lowell. He's done several episodes with us. This was actually the first episode we shot!

[maddymaden101]

wow this guy is the definition of a loser

[CleanVideoGameNerd]

Such a coincidence! I just got done signing into youtube see if I had any comments; go figure that one.

[RymoMymo]

Wow. Amazing job!

[ashleyisonyourscreen]

lol this actor reminded me of my grandpa

[xXSuperwengertXx]

irony @ 2 mins XD

[jbetenbender]

woops meant like

[jbetenbender]

Lmao "fuck you and fuck me too" well he got plenty of posts. Just get some exercise, laugh, smile, if you can hug, and live in Denial lie the he rest of us ;D.

[jhawg69]

If you need to get a life, go shopping at Toys 'R Us!!! They sell a ton of Life there. (No joke I saw this box their said "Life" by Parker Brothers on it) Imagine that. Life in a box, all you have to do is open it. :D

[vandalizer32]

@jhawg69 You're a fucking retard.

[Jifcrunch79]

ha that's awesome!

[TrainetteTrainiac]

I love this guy! XD

[Wirudeivisu]

I think they might have filmed this at my apartments laundry place no shit...

[Inviz528]

STOP!! EVERYBODY STOP!! Did he just mix colors AND whites??? Other than that, great video. Lowell played the part perfectly. 

[Mikej1592]

Wow, its like theres another me, I didnt post the rant but I might as well have, holy shit that describes me perfectly, I enjoy nothing, I crave approval, and find joy in next to nothing. I do actually like building things or fixing my car but unless I start my own buisness no one is hiring for those kind a jobs here in portland. I am so sick of not being able to afford to do anything working for the shithole I work for now and I cant find other employeement, fuck me,

[darkrevenge1319]

sounds like my life >__>'

[colton759153]

Play World of Warcraft!

[irockursox23]

...i think sumone needs 2 go on mlia.com ;)

[ManGoesGood]

@irockursox23 MLIA isn't for the average person anymore.

[52questionmarks]

Stop going online and just do stupid stuff. Hell, go to the hip hop class. Just find happyness in whatever meaningless crap you can. Because isn't that what we all do? And isn't that really the only goal in life; just doing SOMETHING.

[Warhawk57]

hahahaha, best rant yet! Absolutely hilarious!

[Coldsteel121]

Dudes attitude is about as refreshing as freshly squeezed dingleberry Juice in the morning. lol

[ipod2341]

lulz drugs

[TheHenex]

dude go to a bar and get drunk im sure youll find something to do after that plus beer is way better then weed

[dopebozoish]

@TheHenex Beer better than weed? Are you drunk?

[MalibuKen65]

What, this fat fuck isn't getting the attention he needs with the all you can eat Sizzler buffets he frequents on days ending with 'Y'?

He should shut up and find a treadmill.

[SkySurferZero]

@MalibuKen65 - If you're assuming the person who wrote this actually looks like the actor in this video, then you might want to be more concerned with what people will infer about you.

[TheOtherBassist]

I love it. FUck everyone!

[HostileHST]

Must of had a bad experience with a redhead, it'll mess you up every time man!

[4535ification]

no comment

[donottake]

From the looks of this guy he spends all of his time shoving Big Macs down his throat.

[SkySurferZero]

@donottake - Really? After watching this video, the only comment you had, was about the actor's physical appearance? *sigh

[donottake]

@SkySurferZero Get off your fat ass and quit eating big macs.

[SkySurferZero]

@donottake - I couldn't help that my donkey had a thyroid problem. And he died last week, you insensitive jerk.

[donottake]

@SkySurferZero Too bad you didn't die last week, moron.

[SkySurferZero]

@donottake - Well, hope you feel better.

[TheOriginalKitty101]

This is what I call a mid-life crisis.

[superturbodiesel]

"...Sounds like LIFE to me, ain't no fantasy, just a common case of every day reality."

Look it up, those lyrics are from a popular country song that's on the radio frequently these days...

Oh, and by the way; Fuck You Too PAL!

[tehremnantz]

O___________________________O

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@machado231097 Wow, effective, not everyone can be a normal "person" in this cookie cutter world. You shun us for being unique and wanting to be ourselves. So how about you kill yourself, since you can't conceive the thought that someone out there is actually sad...we try to improve and we falter...

Guess what...

PEOPLE FAIL

So sit down, shut the fuck up, and drink a twelve pack of Cope-A-Cola you asshole.

[TheAbercrombieGirl10]

he reminds me of the AmazingAthiest

[adt33]

Lowell = genius

[wiscsnowlover]

they actually do have adult hip-hop classes

[Oc4ever12]

This one was quite depressing! Feel sorry for the person who wrote it.

[leeoberg]

Have a NIIIICE DAA-AY!!

[mexandres1]

i responded

[youngzonk]

you should put the link to the original vid in the notes =D i would love to watch some of these ppl.

[ProjectRANT]

@youngzonk Hi - so far we have only based these on rants written online. We might base one off a video at some point. Thanks for watching!

[KilluhKid]

Is he wearing his robe at the laundry place?

[ProjectRANT]

@KilluhKid Yep, thanks for watching!

[fegbdf]

ditto, but i thought i was alone

[edzick917]

I can relate

[Technooby]

HE is MY NEW HERO! F***** Nicely said lolz.

[TheJoannieBean]

This. I can relate.

[kumapaws376]

"Adult FUCKING hip-hop classes" !!!! XD

[Jewboyrules]

Ellie told me to watch this. Shit rocks!

[Asheth]

Ah yes. it's called "Fat-man-at-computer.jpg"

[Asheth]

This dude looks like that one guy in that old picture floating around on the internet: The one where it's a side view, he's sitting there in his computer chair naked, using his computer. He's got a beard and glasses... I'm sure you've all seen it.

[nautica0199]

totally needs fight club! Haha.

[qwerty123400001]

this was depressing



[3whisperedwords]

In my opinion, one of the best actors on this channel even among the famous actors/actresses. I feel like I am watching one of the real expert YT ranters (rantors??) we all know and love. (and agree with on some level usually bitching about YT, google and the like, ironically...haha)

[TheBatMom]

Who is this guy...I feel a deep connection...uh maybe we could hookup...? :0

[Glenarms]

Sadly, this sounds eerily familiar.

[flashbak2theyayo]

dude...you need a shave and a haircut

[xellos26]

I feel His Pain. Let's Hope the World Does Come to an End in 2012. That Would Be Nice.

[Linky001]

My ABSOLUTE favorite of all the rants! This rant is poetry!

[EmmerzColor]

wow....This is sadly the story of my life.... :(

[m16mang]

@EmmerzColor bleh, same here :P

[TheTruthCommonSense]

lol

[TheSpontaneousWonder]

how can i get my rant on project rant?

[Gothgrl102]

@TheSpontaneousWonder Go to their website.

[MethmanRS]

this is the same guy from episode 3. did she spike your medium black? :l

[winstoncolgan]

i watched every video and this was the last one i watched... i am still laughing... sorry to the dude who wrote it... life does suck! good shit, tho

[narutorocks8547]

How is this rated MA? I don't really see whats to mature about it other than the cussing he's blocking out.

[ProjectRANT]

@narutorocks8547 Thanks, changing...

[ProjectRANT]

@narutorocks8547 Actually, we can't change it for some reason. Weird, right? Thanks for watching - this is one of our favorites...

[Riskzer0]

well hello mr. fly on the wall...

[m16mang]

@Riskzer0 lol?

[chad504985]

well fuck you to buddy

[XxMarMarx]

i feel the same way..

[UserUnfriendly21]

He needs to discover the wonderful world of QUILTING! No? Maybe Bible study? Masturbation?

[gathimest]

He needs to join a fight club.

[ZodiacRabbit]

sadly, a lot of people are like this.

[kshannasmile2]

why did his problems have to be country? lol!

[PaladinOfAlchemy]

sadly.... hilarious

i have life... you can have some....

[Cre8tiveJuices]

Why the TV-MA rating? Do you ever respond to these guys and let them know they are in RANT? Maybe he would actually really like this.

[ProjectRANT]

@Cre8tiveJuices One person wrote us after they found it. We wrote one person to let them know we were going to use it and asked for permission on one other. It was a lot of extra work (this don't pay the bills) and we like them being anonymous. There is one more rant that we have been holding on to for way too long that we will write the author and let them know, because we thought the rant was so good.