God made the world for us

[michellebteeheehee]

Poe's law?

[bopeepaleep]

ur all being trolled btw js

[MrTk118]

i'd love to kick this guy's ass, he's so arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrg.

[GintokiPianist]

funny video, but sometimes its impossible to tell if the comments are legit, or people trolling the troll :)

[razor8900]

Actually, according to the bible, God made the universe for us.

You think the ENTIRE universe was made just for us?

MMmmmm sorry I'm not that narcissistic.

[watchflagedvideos]

Proof that god made the world: We can choose car color, and there are no weasels in the car.

[Colliemang]

The entire Universe and everything that exists as we know it revolves around the human race? YOU STUPID FOOL

[LightBlueFuture]

HIIIIIIIIIIII!

[xPeacexLovexHarmonyx]

soooo what you're saying is....eggs weren't made for black people?

[fearworshipGod]

I pray that the Lord will open your heart, mind and eyes so you may find the truth that is in Jesus, that you may also gain eternal life. People who mock Jesus make the best Christians once they discover the error of their ways.

[AMomentOfClarity2011]

Bloody hell, this guy has zero education about anything. The sky is blue and grass is green. Why? cause its calming to humans. HAHAHAHA. Pick up a book on plants and learn about chlorophyll, the sky colour changes all the time, including red skies, its all down to the light interacting with the particles in the atmosphere, like water. Hint. Rainbows are not there cause of god either.

Cannot even discuss eggs, he just SO ingnorant of reality.

"humans never adjust to anything". So funny.

[Jesus777rocks]

I think people who put thisn man down do it to cover up their own insecurities.Peace, Jesus is Lord.

[lyon1535]

@Jesus777rocks I think you're stupid. He's joking. You're the exact kind of person he's making fun of.

[007agentmr]

This guy reminds me why I don't belive in god yourcan absolute idiot. No wonder Jesus die because people like you

[N0rsketrollet]

ahahaahhahaahaha YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! JESUS CHRIST xD

[mkiller30]

this guy must be 2 bilion years old to be so sure how earth was created we should belive in him

and lol trees makes human calm So calm that they love to cut them all down for other kind of green leaves...



[Ledwix]

That was a horrible first statement. Almost ear rape, lol.

[bignewf]

I think you may have some mental health issues. I also bet you have a hard time holding a job.

[sadiel1]

is jesus black or white?.

or is he some source of mystical power?

[KrazyKazooie]

Can black people not eat eggs Jesuophile?

[PirateZnBrigandZ]

this is satire right?

[ilytopy]

i don't want to clothe weasels! who are you strange car sales man?! i am bob the car sales man!

[boomudead96]

you can not be serios please tell me is a joke

[glipzik]

How can the reality of the existence of God not be self evident to all? Take into account the well documented evidence that we have been visited by space aliens in the past and continue to be in the present. If they exist how can one be so sure that there is no God who created us all? It is only logical that if these space visitors are so far ahead of us, there is someone else in this vast universe who is even above them. And to whom both they and we must answer to. Occam's razor.

[sadiel1]

@glipzik aliens are demos.

watch this video please,know the truth!.

watch?v=eLt_nghDG2c

[Eyeballll4]

hahahahahahaahaha....

[featheredmusic]

lol amazing, make more!

[shrikechan]

The captions are hilarious!

"that there's a bright blue" came out as "the death of dried blue"

"we are calmed" became "wheeler we are call"

"ok, imagine if the sky was bright red!" became "ok noted this guy was a broad range"

"we'd all go nnnn the sky is red!" became "wheeled out enough guy is red"

"but it's blue" became "this balloon"

really, some fucked up captions.

[SuperSquishface]

@shrikechan

All of whom bark for estate tax

[Bannedforfun]

The song from JCS was awesome. JCS is awesome all-through. Great satire, though.

[shrikechan]

OMG I love how you say "Hi!" XD

[BIGBILL999d]

I love that people are thinking he's serious. That's the best part.

[theShadow117]

Is there a mental facility around this guy? Im being totally serious, he needs medical attention.

[sandrapaetauu]

your brainwashed.. i feel so sorry for you

[Davidbasque15]

haha I like the beginning. HI!!!!!!

[1992aligator]

man you need to find a good psycologist

[spazmbazm]

HAHA I NO WERE U LIVE!

[VierasMarius]

That was a *beautiful* rendition of a song from JC

[philip0460]

Is this satire or is this guy for real? I hope the answer is the former and not the latter because then a padded room is necessary here.

[RichieJohnSauls]

@philip0460 But then we would miss out on the wonderful absurdity of it all. Unless they are allowed YouTube in asylums. :)

[PaulThePuppetier]

Yeah,but we didn't pick our planet like we pick our cars...asshole

[XAsbestos]

Once again you're faith in God is nothing more than reflection of you're own perception. You percieve that the physical sign world around is an affirmation of God's benevolence simply because of your perception. Somebody with a painfilled existence could see this a sign of God's nelegence. Children's smiles's, puppy dog's and every other infatitle apolline peice of crap you're imagination can concoct as evidence of God, proves nothing. Nothing, but thefact you are delusional and retarded.

[collinslfc]

@XAsbestos

It's satire. He doesn't mean what he says/

[RichieJohnSauls]

@collinslfc Something tells me it is not satire, lol.

[collinslfc]

@RichieJohnSauls

it is satire, he wrote it on his profile once when one of his vids got removed to tell YT it's not real. You'd be able to tell it's satire if you watch 'Vagina full of AIDS' video.

[Zeldarulah]

@RichieJohnSauls Well, it is. I've talked to him, so...

[RichieJohnSauls]

@collinslfc I think his first recourse would be to say it is satire once faced with YouTube authorities, but I am not convinced it is. Ideally I should like to have a conversation with him and discover it for myself.

[JustinR81]

@XAsbestos These videos are actually a joke. I thought hey were serious at first to but he mocks the mentality of fundamentalist christians by acting like one.

[mrraydean68]

Jesus had to really be lying, crazy, or delusional when he said this. Either that, or the other possibility is that He was actually telling the truth, even at the risk of being stoned by the leaders for blasphemy.

John10:28

And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand. 29My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand. 30 for I and my Father are One in the same.

[mrraydean68]

Jesus, The Messiah, Creator, and eternal God from the beginning of time, who came in the flesh, loves all of you so much that He allowed men to beat Him, mock Him, and crucify Him - all to pay the debt of sin for you that His own righteousness and holy perfection demands. He paved the way for your eternal life and freedom from all of this hatred, murder and violence.

[EddyARB]

That's BS, eggs can be eaten raw and nothing will happen.

[onemoreofme]

Where does all your inspiration come from ?

[XxOkinowAxX]

Get a hair cut man!!....

[GaruGreen]

are you serious right now? Just wondering, you know, because the sky is blue because of the way the Earth's atmosphere scatters light from the sun. Just...you know....wondering if you're actually that stupid.

[MrAssbaron]

See kids....This is why you should not touch drugs..

[kstahl55]

I'm pretty sure this is satire. But if not I'd find it pretty sad if he doesn't know why the sky is blue.

[overswordcamb]

"You get a car without any weasels" lol, this guy is great. This has to be satire because no dumb-ass Christian could come up with stuff this clever.

[mrraydean68]

@overswordcamb There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.

For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from the law of sin and death. For what the law could not do, in that it was weak through the flesh, God sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh, and for sin, condemned sin in the flesh: That the righteousness of the law might be fulfilled in us.

[overswordcamb]

@mrraydean68

What do any of those things have to do with the fact your God is a figment of your own imagination?

[mrraydean68]

@overswordcamb Your imagination blinds you to the truth. But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him. But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God. For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him?

Only the Spirit of God can reveal the things of God to anyone.

[overswordcamb]

@mrraydean68

How little you understand of the universe, you think this beauty and complexity could come from something as limited as the Christian "God"? God is a character you build for yourself in your head, with guidelines from an old book.

I know the meaning of life, your god does not.

I know what it means to be a good person, your god does not.

If you opened your mind to the truth, the god you once believed in would seem petty.

God is a concept.

[mrraydean68]

@overswordcamb Jesus is God who rose from the grave. There are more historical witnesses who saw him alive after he was crucified, then have written about and confirmed many other things people simply take for granted as being historical "fact". That is the great truth. He came to prove he is God, and show us the true way to reach everlasting life, by believing in Him. He overcame the universal physical law of entropy. He overcame death and the grave to prove He is the creator God.

[overswordcamb]

@mrraydean68

Okay, so you've moved on? I take it you accept my previous point that "God" is a figment of your imagination. Now you want me to destroy the rest of your faith? Jesus is a fairy tale, there's as much a historical Jesus as there was a historical Santa. Someone probably did exist who old stories were based on, but word of mouth embellishes the good points and leaves out the bad. Your whole bible is nothing more than a book of fairy tales that you can pick and choose from.

[airplaneking]

God is a chicken?

[Satybp666]

This is a Satire right??? There is no way Idiot of this magnitude actually exists!!!!

[klesskapet1994]

@Satybp666 Yep, it's brilliant satire ;)

[PaperMan431]

fuck you jesusophile

[kylemanish]

suck it up you mother****er!!! GOD IS JUST A BIG IMAGINARY CHARACTER!!!!! NATURE DID ALL OF THE STUFF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!! GOD IS JUST TAKING CREDIT FOR ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS NATURE DID YOU FAGGOT!!!

[decmac09]

@kylemanish your opinion on god=FTW!

[Samonuh]

@decmac09 You're so intelligent with your excellent spelling and use of grammar. Seriously, who cares if someone believes in God or not, it's not harming you...

[decmac09]

@Samonuh im gonna take that as a compliment you no life little kid

[Samonuh]

@decmac09 Yes, of course. Let us say I have no life without even knowing anything about me. Let us just ignore my previous insult, which happened to be sarcastic, and convince ourselves it's a compliment. You're pathetic kid

[Terrell8976]

@decmac09 we found out when Jesus was alive with barely any technology, but it was denied, so how do you expect to believe it now?

[drekas2005]

Space cadet one to You Tube ....over

[tarryarah]

here we go again .this cunt has been on the

piss or drugs. bong on and dont talk shit.

you fuckin looser

[redangel799]

The more I watch your videos the more I really hope you're pulling a HUGE joke on the entire youtube community with your vicious intellectual style of argument.

[evilethic]

are u on acid brah?

[musebreako]

HI xD

[Arkzats]

rofl

[CommieDimitri]

watch?v=Hf07e5h8474

Watch this.

[Krippers]

Weasels , hilarious, actually I'd like a car with weasels, I can throw them at cars who try to cut me off, unless they have the model that comes with meerkats. I fekking hate them.

[xXbloodcoreXx]

We are the children of stars. In the heart of a dying star new elements were being made. Every single atom from your body has come from these dead stars. thats the same for the earth "GOD" did not make this world the stars did

[gvxss]

Wow... Your right we don't adapt to anything. we adapt the environments to our needs. and i guess the egg is only meant for caucasians?

[Dasanmitchellboy]

Someone is drunk.....

[MrAssbaron]

Oh Oh i think the drugs are kicking in

[Ge0rgWT]

He looks like he's trying to shit out a big one on 3:19

[deathfuckinghaze]

Personally I'd much prefer red skies.

[Salmo77]

We ve got the new Edward Current!!! ;)

[SaraCufer]

@Salmo77 No way, this is way better than Edward Current.

[BoracayOcean69]

.

# 1 Corinthians 11:14

[1MadVirus1]

Lol at car with the wheasels.... :P

[jarmenkell3000]

this "look outside" soo reminds me of venomfangx!

[ponkadolz]

for stupid idiots, this is a SATIRE and he is a TROLL, understand? no? google it -,-

[thinkfreeandpure]

weasels... hehehe

you're hilarious

[pkmnprincess]

Hmm.. Is this some of your newer stuff..? I don't like it.. not as believeable.. Why you make videos like this in the first place.. ? A little rude.. some Christian make you really angry one day or something.. ? Lol..

[xxxxDooDLeZxxxx]

3:16 - 3:44 LOLZ i can't stop loling!!

[trovardo]

you got serious issues dude...

[AntiChrist67]

Hmmmm, I think this egg of yours would also fit perfectly into a gay man's asshole.

[ilsy74]

no, made by chicken u turkey hahah

[SketchmanQC]

xD Weasels.

[Didymosrules]

I love the introduction! HI. lol.

[guardcorp]

the sky turns red... on sun sets and in northren places... and i have to say it is calming I do not like blue and green...

If evolution is fake, why is it that human organs change in space? they float around they arent meant to float around and the human body suffers for a short period. But then it "adapts" the organs function normally explain that

[princessagabriella16]

That doesnt really seem like a valid argument for evolution. I'm not trying to start an all out religious war. Humans adapt to pretty much everything. Such moving from a hot climate to a cold climate, at first its unbarable but we adapt. Can you explain how evolution can explain this?

[guardcorp]

If you even have to ask that question, go read up on evolution.

And I don't mean just skim through some pages in a book. I don't have the time nor wish to spend it explaining it all to you.

[dylantuzyk]

No. They don't.

You move to the Arctic without warming mechanisms, you don't adapt, you die. You move to the desert without cooling mechanisms, you don't adapt, you die. Humans have a spectrum of climates that we can survive in, but we're not "adapting" to them.

[soullost999]

yes, god made us all to his picture... I'm so angry with people like you, seriously. I suppose you belive in god. Look at middle ages. I mean come on! The church of christ is probably the worst thing that happened to this planet.....

[Salmo77]

It's a satyre!

[StrangeFlavoredRey]

oh man

non stop laughter!

there's nothing funnier than a Netherlands accent

[sadguyfoundout1]

u know this guy is very cute!

[Jussimania]

hahahahaa, its real hard to distinguish the actual creationists from the parody fake ones.

This is parody, right? I mean, if its not, its even more hilarious.

[pikmin94]

Satiiiire .

[TheDastardlyDildo]

0:58 LOL

[forthecaptain]

Is he serious? Cause he'd be a pretty funny sarcastic atheist. But if this guy's serious, it's pretty pathetic.

[peacockandpenis]

duh

[itrytoteachyou]

so is he a true christian or an atheist trying to be funny?

[thinkfreeandpure]

he's an atheist. but before he makes it overly obvious, he's pretty convincing, right? lol

[Eyeballll4]

@forthecaptain

This video seems like a joke which is good, but it's difficult to tell if he is serious or not in some of his other videos.

[MisCogwheelCollector]

Hahaha, I so love all of your HIs!

HI!!

[boorens18]

Lol I love that quote

"the evidence is everywhere"

Reminds me of the old salior adage

"Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink"

Lol theres apparently evidence everywhere, but not a single argument in sight, that holds up.

[DeathToYuppies]

water water everywhere but not a drop to drink is from rime of the ancient mariner by Samuel Taylor Colridge

[bbq16]

Gamma verhuisdoos op de achtergrond, woont deze held in NL?

[Mardolin]

no more drugs for you my friend...

[EvansRowan123]

The planet wasn't made for us, we evolved to fit our planet, because people who didn't fit in died.

Now, the evidence ofr that really is everywhere.

[Xxrr23]

lol how do you keep a straight face???

[PaulThePuppetier]

@Xxrr23 being serious

[DaniKiller]

and the wanderful termites

THAT EAT OUT FUCKING FURNITURE

[DeathToYuppies]

if eggs are the color of our skin and they are made for us then does that mean that black people can't eat eggs?

[RockstarRacc00n]

Yes. God does not like them. Why would God make eggs for people he doesn't like?

[RevengeofGothzilla]

I like weasels.

[mikey119]

some eggs are white, are you saying white eggs are only for white people then since it's "our color".

[KriimIanga]

Look at all my trials and tribulations/

Sinking in a gentle pool of wine/

What's that in the bread? It's gone to my head/

Till this morning is this evening life is fine.

Always hoped that I'd be an apostle/

Knew that I would make it if I tried/

Then when we retire, we can write the gospel/

So they'll still talk about us when we've died.

[Motzhart]

at the end you thought someone was with you.

[bubuka79]

wait, it is a Poe, right?

[YEABONES01]

ur mad

[BendersBreakfast]

Aw, not adjusting to the obviously new place? At least it doesn't have holes in the wall covered with brown packing tape.

Also, singing weasels? Are you sure they aren't chipmunks named Alvin, Simon, and Theodore? Although I doubt they were cool enough to sing songs from Jesus Christ Superstar.

Did you lose weight since your first video? I just noticed you look slimmer.

[Robinhook2003]

how about your eggs? You didn't show your eggs! I bet you that would calm your audience too, I am picturing the same color for some reason.

[HeYiMCoNNoRR]

The shape of an egg proves the theory of God!

[BethTrippin]

This is awesome

[lemmy555]

Are you also calmed by volcanoes, tornadoes, earthquakes, ect? This is a blatant lack of logic.

[Paxmax]

Weasels!?!? arghhahahahaaha!!

Thx, for car advice, I'll stay away from those with weasels!

[Paxmax]

ahaa.. exactly... ofocz! *whew* I used to be an atheist, but this one explains it all!!!

Thx Jesusophile!

[Chadfish]

I almost spit out my coke when you were singing from JC Superstar. Good one!

[colwall2]

And yes the egg was made right......BY EVOLUTION!

[colwall2]

Blue and Green scare the fuck out of me! But then again I am colourblind!

[SBRslacker00]

Watch out TJ, this guy is funnier!

I was rolling until the weasels broke into song. ugh.

I want to hear more about buying a yellow car which requires clothing of weasels. That sounds like a comedy goldmine.

[aika092]

Youtube comments remind me that most of the world is less intelligent than me.

[djangothecat]

This video was a revelation for me. Wow, I just realized that

an egg is proof that there is NO god. Because if there was a god who created the universe and all the eggs, then the egg

would be perfectly round. The fact that eggs are oval is PROOF POSITIVE that there is no god.

Thanks for this video because you saved me a lot of wasted time that I might have been sitting in church or reading the bible or praying or some other junk.

Thanks!

[niniomigrania]

A few people here need a satire detector

[Kortosis]

THIS IS A SATIRE

[achtungcircus]

But what if they were female weasels?

Would they sing "I Don't Know How To Love Him"?

[wyrdness1]

or she might do a duet of 'Could We Start Again Please' with one of the male weasels.

[bree112233]

were u high...? lol, your a fucking idiot ...

fuck u and ur "god"

[hiphoprox19]

he was making fun of god... although god obviously doesnt exist he's an atheist performing satire

[bree112233]

ohhh ok, thank you im soo glad u commenting like that instead of some bonehead telling me to get my head outa my ass..go fuck myself as i pull my bottom lip over my head and swallow..because i know thats all i have to say to christians..:) thankyou

[AndrasAnders]

So, how does AIDS work out for you?

[MpowerdAPE]

no, he's serious.

he's just not very smart.

actually he's a complete fuckin idiot, look at the rest of his vid's.

[dapenguinator]

For quite awhile he had a note on his profile stating that the profile was entirely satyrical, but for some reason he took it down. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.

[MpowerdAPE]

if he is joking?

he got me.

[mellettolag]

satire?

[rrpostalagain]

I made fun of people who thought Edward Current was satire. Yet here I am buying this one big time. If it "is" satire, I'm not sure it's better or worse than Current. I feel really dumb for not figuring it out immediately. It's not really "funny" satire, although it's hysterical if it's not. I will ask god for the answer and then sit and wait.

[basseon]

This is so wacked....you show no evidence at all...just your own personal beliefs....you personal incredulity is not a valid argument.

Try to show of evidence of god.... oh yeah that's right....you can't!

Most people on earth cannot digest milk as adults....you need the lactase gene which appeared among cattle raising societies many thousands of years ago....

Wow, what a lunatic you are. Unless you are making fun of creationists for being so stupid....

[kings900]

Yeh this is satire.

[Kimbert91]

you're making quite a bit of fuss over satire aren't you?

[Koolaiddewz]

funny thing about the egg is that it took HUMANS 1000's of years to domesticate the chicken into what it is today

[Ultimatecannon]

You should enter the X Factor or Britian's Got Talent =D

[LikwidSteel]

It's so nice to hear another sane Christian here on YouTube. I'm so tired of all these perverted Atheists.

[STARDORKS]

We made cows, not God.