Milk Man

[Pomiratel]

ЗА-Е-БИИИСЬ ! ! ! ! !

[megamarsvin]

Gotta love a happy ending :)

[Bluesnarffer]

Sick.

[MrSexypancake]

Oh man, I remember watching this back when I was a sixth grader and freaking the fuck out.

[Ryners]

well fuck

[JoshMosh7792]

As a former milkman, this made me quit.



[MarineTinka]

dafuq did i just watch ?

[ManginaMan110]

^^^^^^^^^^^

[ilovemornings]

This lifts me up higher than a mountain.

[DeepAbsentia]

Man, this is beautiful.

[poetadaescuridao]

what did i just watch???

[Travisbickle75]

I'm on the best side of youtube again

[TheElectroclown]

464 people dont like the milk from the milk mans wife tits

[MrILAgbg]

derp!

[Pyramidstation]

Hmmm...an ending...Ascending!

[EMlLYlove]

<3

[paperback1979]

que feliz me siento ahora

[RobTheBernardinosaur]

i remember watching this in 8th grade and thinking..."what the fuck did i just watch?"

[MCLemonyfresh]

@RobTheBernardinosaur haha me too. same with like all of david firth's videos

[101superweezy]

cameron watch it

[IronicallyVague]

Art

[BRONCOWEN]

An hero.

[SatanAbduleJabbar]

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHA! ALL CAUSE THE FUCKING MILK MAN LUVED HIS JOB. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

[psychomatic666]

dafuck is this

[alexxdeadly]

Periphery drum programming FTW!!!!!

[DaliDahmerly]

Raw tendons would be really tough and gamey, wouldn't they? Even if you had british teeth with which to chew on them. And aren't guns extremely difficult to acquire in the UK?

[rampingass]

@DaliDahmerly not in salford

[trabuco9]

i watched this when i was 10 on newgrounds and 6 years later i found it again here.

this must be what people feel when they meet their rapist.

[GAnime88]

I miss the times, when this was what internet was like...

[HarunDanyal]

@GAnime88 no doubt. Nostalgia.

[SteveQueenMc]

violence set to the beats of aphex twin

sweeet

[lambrioza]

thats what im gonna do if SOPA and PIPA will pass

[SatanAbduleJabbar]

@lambrioza i feel you, we need to stand up and tell big brutha that we will fight for our milk man decapitating, necrophiliac, killing spree viddy shows. Fight tha POWA!!!

[Anonie324]

WHAT THE WATCH DID I JUST FUCK.

[G30RG3walker]

300,000 of those views are from me everytime i slapped the ham

[SspnddAccnt]

salad fingers

[TranceFreakers]

I know people like that

[Heautontimoroumeno]

Brian Eno - An Ending(Ascent)

[chrisredmayne]

@Heautontimoroumeno THANKS!!!

[desuTHEGAMEdesu]

i really want to know what just happened.

[darthPigsqueak]

dafuq did i just watched

[rvistaworkbench]

milclick

this is older then me you them and internets

[HaTeR545F76U6672C72K]

I was masturbating to this like crazy, especially the part when he fucked his wife's dead body! I came so damn hard! Fucking sexy!

[SitRepful]

still a better love story than twilight

[Ninjistic]

@SitRepful HURR TWILIGHT AM I RIGHT GUYS

[Bos187]

riiiight....

[Freigeist20789]

I’m 13 years old and what is this?

[Modderriffic]

that's it?

[FurrySoup]

So... that happened...

[gtofan4536kyric]

what the fuck is this shit here.

dam you ED for THE NOW.

[MrCanadashistory]

ohh god i remember this from way back

[EAMR262]

Dammit ED...

[LyleVertigo]

A wonderful story.

[rollytog]

Salad Fingers, anyone?

[TBlenx1995]

Erm...

[Liverpoolfcwillwin]

my mind has just been fucked..........

[Spandex08]

I wish the milkman would deliver my milk ... in the morning x5

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife tits

*snort*

(x4)

I wish the milkman would deliver my milk... in the morning (x4)

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife tits

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife tits

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife tits

I would like like like like-like like like like like ....

[Chrono419]

Soooooo fucking disturbing lmfao

[Acidpunk101]

I wonder how many comments here begin with "What the fuck?"

[iamkillermonkey]

What the fuck? The dude looks so fucking scary.

[Weep1012]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[Rebsten]

This really ruined my desire for milk.

[tomahawkit]

i didnt expect that 0.0

[Switchyboo]

This is animated genius, he is actually currently making a feature length picture. I cannot wait, I'm sure it's going to blow me away. His work is so deep on so many levels and reveals the darkest parts of humanity.

[goodflo911]

@Switchyboo how is this deep?

[wierdwierdos]

@goodflo911 exactly

[rubberdoctor21]

yeah i dont get it.

[pompeylado]

man this is well old

[WimpyMcWeaksauce]

The Ballad of Brian Peppers

[smartarse001]

Someone has too much time on their hands.

[N1CK3YGGG]

:)

[chris64346]

wata hell friken sick dumfuck he shot aperson di them after there dead and it all turns wacks from there wtf god oil man out

[trentkill]

That was a masterpiece of a video.. someone needs to turn this into a feature length film ASAP.

[aldhous]

Pointless load of shit.

[simpletine]

this is the stupidest shit i have ever seen

[necrohmortis]

Oh the nostalgia. This ranks up there with Pico's School.

[leightonmaddoglee]

who ever created this is one sick bastard

[bobandnorman]

@leightonmaddoglee The person who created salad fingers did. I think we all figured he is weird years ago

[daleandsamantha5150]

omg i accedently told a friend to look at m.i.l.k. by yogscast but she looked at this helarious but gresome shit instead.she got so freaked out she didnt want to see the yogscast one without me.p.s.if u like this look up happy tree friends EYES LEMONADE

[TheKenaq]

damn cracy ill 

[itsAvirusxox]

David Firth is a motherfucking creative genius.

I wish he would make a horror movie. Like a big screen feature film.

I bet it would be literally the most terrifying thing ever to hit theaters.

[mandibleize]

what in fucks name



[mrP694]

What'sthe song at the end?

[lokk555]

@mrP694 same question!

[rhettoric]

@mrP694 An Ending (Ascent) by Brian Eno

[jorjahodgkinson123]

it is funny

[AungUnElric]

God, the ending is beautiful!!!!

[wollkatze]

how is this creative and artistic? it's just creepy as hell >_>

[bobertr69]

im drunk right now and yet i think this was a stupid ass video still wtf lmao

[GintaVonda]

Awesome flash animation

[theCrpldOrphnPrjct]

How the fuck can anyone dislike this?

[TheMegaphone77]

this is what people would be doing if we legalized milk

[riderdrewski]

I found this difficult to masturbate to.

I still won though.

[theCrpldOrphnPrjct]

@riderdrewski Because there weren't any ducks in it?

[trusizz]

Gay semon



[firedove7]

I thought this was M.I.L.K.M.A.N by yogscast(Simon and Lewis)

Thumbs up if you thought the same thing.

[Andysbat]

@firedove7 it's already teh top comment you attention whore.

[ZetTroxX]

Maybe he was lactose intollerant?

[MrRexCars]

This is the best video on youtube. Pure genius.

[bioinrain]

my favorite music of all time

[ihavesexforhappymeal]

I wish I had some milk :(

[D3RK3]

Thqt sick fuck!

He didn't refridgerate the milk.

[XxKhloeZombiixX]

I shit myself, just then.

[Rickokun]

wtf happened to the sound?

[Hero2many]

I showed this to my little girl. She seemed disturbed, but I think she'll be OK in the long run.

[skeletonbitchify]

Haha, my favorite part was when he was all "I would like some milk from the milk mans wifes tits", and then he ran in and chopped dudes head before he could sip his milk.

[aov3000]

Well, gee, that was really inspiring. or 2 minutes I'll never get back...

[A2thedouble]

lol

[lexikalfanfic]

LOL. 

[heelcatcher777]

wats wronge with u



[orangeplatter]

Shit. I've wandered into this part of the internet again.

[strzelec303]

FUCKING SICK BASTARD @dadog07

[0vaDaWudz]

what have i just seen..

[Matrek11]

Catchy song. :D

[tytytytytyty3]

Ummm....i'm never going to be a milk man

[slowoldfatguy]

Dude who ever made this has problems

[crazylovenlife321]

i dont get it? what the hell?

[distopicdream]

Fuck...

[Mastercole30]

What fresh hell did i just watch O_O

[jamzillah786]

dah fuck did i just watch

[Dargon9777]

WTF DID I JUST WATCHED!?!?!?!

[degidio13]

I Would Like Some Milk From The Milk Mans Wifes Tits! to funny

[ArctheDark]

I don't get it, as far as I can tell this is just a video about what an average man gets up to on an average morning. I mean, what's a day without a killing spree, some bi-sexual necrophiliac rape and committing suicide?

And also a bottle of milk?

[timotei1996]

To watch these videos actually repulses me i feel morraly wrong to even think of salad fingers, i would rather my parents caught me playing sweet tunes on my masculine organ than see me watch this(wait did I just say i would rather my mother and father catch me masturbating,oh well)

[kronocyber]

I wish this stuff could still creep me out,

but heck who doesn't fap to creepier cr@p

these days really?

[ijsdlfjhschvcxjzv]

@kronocyber i know i do.

[Ztrijder]

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT

[vintageMMA]

It's funny how some of you are trying so hard to derive some deeper meaning from this short. Sometimes you just have to learn to take things for face value.

[Damax44]

And I thought Toast Boy was the creepiest thing he has done.....

[JakyRedEyes]

Haha these kids that are freaked out, this shit right here is internet genius history, reminds me off my childhood, the song, not the actions haha.... or do they?

[Annayi90]

Holy Shit this is so fucking sick...

[Annayi90]

i was looking for M.I.L.K Yogscast D:

[CynderMetaKnight]

@Annayi90 Same i just made my friend watch this for telling me about milk

[TheFloydGilmour]

@Annayi90 I certainly was not

[RPSM101]

This haunts me, not the guy, just the creepy music.

[funkadelicchille]

This is actually quite brilliant if you look at it from an art perspective

[malslimbo]

@funkadelicchille what do you see?

[MixeTube]

@funkadelicchille

no its not

[JeezyLT7599]

@funkadelicchille

Art? It's a mediocre flash animation and a bunch of looped sound animations. Salad fingers--sure, creative, strange and intriguing. You all have some kind of sick fucking mind who find this "funny" or "cool." A movie about Jeffrey Dahmer, can potentially be artistic. Not this shit. Murder and necrophilia? I'd rather listen to Nickleback. You sir are a fucking idiot.

[linskywalkful]

sleeping ..ha i laugh in the face of sleeping..after seing this

[prn4allofus]

i think i scared my life by watching this

[KnownMemory]

This is really awesome! The creativity of this guy is beyond my imagination!

[Solon1]

A little delight made by David Firth

[Battlescar2]

I love david firth!

[zeppelin1996]

What. The. Fuck???

[opheliaccc]

Al menos salad fingers tenía más sentido y su enfermedad costaba más detectarla este es un necrofílico pelotudo

[ChiefNiggaLip]

its a clear example of what life is like when you realize the milkman gets better tits than you do.

[bartio1]

wtf wtf wtf wtf tf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[kronocyber]

I don't know. I thought it was pretty tame but a lot classier than anything I normally watch.

[WhiteKnightfaggot]

no one asked for this....

[thenewS9LITERX]

David firth is a sick peace of shit! He needs to go outside and find some fucking friends.

[2ockedand2oaded]

@thenewS9LITERX

No, people like you need to go outside and realise that people actually think differently than you, and accept what life really is instead of imposing your retarded morals on every thing you see or don't see. As if it actually fucking affects you when you could easily walk away from it.

[thenewS9LITERX]

@2ockedand2oaded dude dont get all booty tinkled cause im saying that david firth is a fucking freak, if you think its cool that people think of this shit like killing and raping a chick infront of her kid is fucking normal then maybe your a fucking freak ass fagget too

[2ockedand2oaded]

@thenewS9LITERX

It's people like you that cause genocides, people that don't understand that a thought can't harm someone, who actually 'defend' themselves against want a person thinks, even when it isn't affecting them. All hatred comes from within, and you only hate the abnormal because normal is what you can never be, nobody can be normal.

Stop pretending your some kind of internet thought police force.

[isuckatguitar12]

@2ockedand2oaded i get your point, but DID YOU SEE THE VIDEO!?!? this is EXTREMELY disturbing. EXTREMELY fucking disturbing. if somebody sits there and thought about that, then animated all of it, like... i dont understand what he was trying to convey to everybody, cuz it definately isnt humor. this is scary, and i honestly think this person does need to see a doctor, unless he really just came up with that and isnt a "freak".

[EcnelOvelam]

@isuckatguitar12 Chill the fuck out dude! Its not really different from horror movies or cop drama shows.

[isuckatguitar12]

@EcnelOvelam no no no, horror movies are scary. very few are DISTURBING. theres a difference. disturbance is like you disturbing me with images and making me imagine a guy getting decapitated by a guy who seems ill and utterly insane, then having his lifeless head banged with a hammer and chewed on, then being raped, then seeing him kill a woman and have sex with her lifeless body in front of her son, then he shoots the son and himself. that is disturbing. something coming out like BOO isnt.

[ZxAnubizX]

UN FINAL FELIZ :])

[ObjectableApparatus]

@steelplushie15 lmao

[ObjectableApparatus]

392 people are traumitized that the dude will kill them then rape thier bodies lol

[fleffr]

I say! A healthy mind, indeed

[MichiLiebe]

lol, this was funny!

[StinOuck]

I find this video hard to masturbate to.

[Unkn0wnumb3rs]

@Conkern65 yes it is :)

[sackalackaa]

this is terrible

[xboobookittiex]

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one going to Hell for laughing at this. 

[12345678910haha]

this is wrong

[Conkern65]

1:45 is that "An Ending (Ascent)" by Brain Eno?

[shauf09]

DA FUK IZ DAT

[basshuntersuckscock]

@shauf09 SHIT FLYIN IN MA MOUF