Messages for Jesus Died LOL on Xbox Live

[odstrooper117]

Legit Gamer Tag.

[MrRephIex]

I love how people are laughing that Jesus Died lol.

[rudygetsplenty]

It was all worth ig big dog. You are a God Damned hero. I love you.

[silverheadhunters]

ironically i once got into an argument with a scottish kid on xbox live, sound alot like the kid who sent you a message

[JesusDiedLOL]

@silverheadhunters You know what "ironically" means, right?

[silverheadhunters]

@JesusDiedLOL yea, i just had an idiot moment there

[Rawr1mFox]

well i have the 3rd or 4th best name on xbox live xD its OMFG a Fox

[EzioAditory]

Best shit iv seen in days :)

[dantemidnight0]

3:56

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­

[superballsification]

Dude! my user on playstation 3 is lol_jezus_died. i get the exact same reactions

[Awesome13531]

Why does everyone keep saying " You're gonna die" or "I hope you die"? It was my understanding that everyone on earth dies.

[aldouchiha]

3:56-4:06 WTF?!

[rafaelfmolina]

kkkk so focking funny !!!actually jesus is a zombie ^^

[lijpohoofd]

If we just say: JesusDiedLOL

It is funny?

Thumb up <3

[JesusDiedLOL]

@lijpohoofd I love the amount of thumbs up this comment received.

[schybba]

I don't play Xbox myself and not Halo3, but I do counter strike on PC. I have to tell you, I salute you and keep up the good work.

[rasmusxp]

That dude is pretty creepy. I wouldn't add him.

[Connarhea]

I love how that woman says that the gamertag is awful and takes the high ground with the whole jew comment then tells him she hopes he dies. Anyone else think wtf?

[heatproofshadow]

Hah, you can see the friend counter on the upper right just increase with every message

[StitchV2]

I don't hate Jesus but he didn't really make a big deal about being crucified and ressurectted so i think the gamertag is EXTREMLY justified

"im ded now aliv fly up lik supahman lol"

good on ya

and if you think i'm gonna go to hell then why do fossils exist? DUH!

[XboxSell]

Your account is still mine. ...go burn in hell you guys are gay and that guy who is talking sounds like a retard ...faggggggggggggggg HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU JESUS HATERS !

[JesusDiedLOL]

@XboxSell You're so scary with your cap locks and constant g's. If anything, add a bunch of a's. Say "fagggggggggggggg" out loud. You would sound like you have a speech impediment.

[DueceFiveRWC]

@XboxSell how does one burn in a place that doesn't exist?

[timen1986]

@XboxSell

if you hope somebody burns in hell, think about this.. you really think Jesus ever hoped for anybody to burn?

You are kind of missing the point what it means to be religious.

[xomiakas]

@XboxSell Haha by the christian standards YOU will be going to hell. You're lucky that god doesn't exist, neither does jesus.

[LucarioXRoxas]

People should stop being jerks. I mean deal with it right? Just because they believe something else, they don't have to be jerks about it.

[Thrallspet]

The only ppl that sends him hate mails are kids

[SixxHundredSixtySixx]

christians and jesus can suck my PEEENUS

[Danielfitzsimmons130]

wow BLATENTLY fake :P

[JesusDiedLOL]

@Danielfitzsimmons130 Ha ha. What is fake?

[almostwilt]

these guys sound like they wanna suck your dick eh. myself i had some people cool gamertags like: A Church Burner, A BabyButcherer, Butchering Kids. now my GT is Cannibal Corpse \m/. have had alot of hate messages towards my gts but it just a LOL that u get when people send such dumb messages over Gts

[zombiesuck14]

that is so funny

[lauredhel]

Great video dude, keep doing your stuff....

[supabass4003]

dude you're my hero.

[swillard2016]

HAHAHAHAH that one kid was like "lets talk about sex...lets talk about good things...da da da....lets talk about sex

[MrLenox1986]

All these Jesus haters are complimenting you WOW>

[JesusDiedLOL]

@MrLenox1986 It's not that amazing.

[alejo1495]

bro i just wanted to say that i apoligize if any so called Christians wrote anything that you may find offensive. i personally follow the teachings of Christ and although lots of people find this offensive, including me, i still understand what you were trying to do. i could see why people find it funny. i just wanted to apoligize, once again,for my so called fellow Christians,because if they are saying things like that,then they really arent Christian,for they do not follow Christ's teachings.

[Noobsaibot21]

So, the LOL....... Isn't that Lots of Love? ;)

[datatronx]

@Noobsaibot21 Lots of Laughs. :)

[ya0sef]

im not christian and laughed at ur videos ,now i feel bad becuz i hav christian friends =(

[flashpoint62]

hahah its funny you can sit here and laugh at all the little kids that are saying shit because there mommys told them not to say things like that

[nbng7]

those people who says i hope you die wow like umm isnt everyone going to eventually die like who on this earth has been around forever

[nbng7]

"lets talk about sex lets talk about all the good things"" lol wtf was that kid thinking

[nightjj]

Merry Xmass :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Let's all remember Jesus...

...Died LOL

[ItzClobert]

halogayboy was better

[ajcsr1234]

3:56 WHAT THE HELL!?!?

[SixxHundredSixtySixx]

"i hope you die you freak" made my day :D

[Epicskillz56]

dude jesus died lol is your account banned or not? from your name if it is not can i add u on xbox live when i get a xbox for christmas?

[JesusDiedLOL]

@Epicskillz56 Read the freakin FAQs on my channel.

[I3a11on]

@Epicskillz56 ha u dont have an xbox hahahfhawuahdasdhh lol

[tranhax666]

Lol, I wanted there to be a second long message calling him a fag,

[Sugerbuzz1]

Apparently alot of people are on your cock

[gnarbuzz]

LOLjesus(dot)com

[mardt123456789]

dude te fuck

[tylenator552]

some people have no life

[War624]

I lean more to the agnostic side, where I don't necessarily believe in God or whatever, but I believe something caused the universe to be made, BLAH BLAH BLAH. ANYWHO! I have to say I found your gamertag to be the funniest fucking thing. Now people have obviously loved it or hated it. And all those ones who say you should die, or that you're a faggot, obviously need to read into their religions more, assuming they believe in it, because I do believe their books say to be good to your fellow man.

[codyjohn1551]

jesusdiedlol your videos are fucking hilarious!! XD keep it up x]

[Aardvarked88]

I think the people desperate for you to add them as a friend and play halo with them are probably even more pathetic than the butthurt christians.

[Skeluz]

@Aardvarked88

They want to hear the kids whine in realtime. Not necessarily play with him (I think).

[Doublyrandom012]

@Aardvarked88 Yay for butthurt Christians like this guy who doesn't understand humor!

[Aardvarked88]

@Doublyrandom012 Erm, what?

[YouRejoice]

@Doublyrandom012 this stuff isnt that funny dude. get a real sense of humor, please grow up. all of you who think this is funny, please grow up.

[nbng7]

@YouRejoice just shut up dude even christans and other religous people think its funny

[YouRejoice]

@nbng7 theyre obviously not truely christians bud lol

[gooaygar]

its soo sad to see people calling themselves christens and they keep forgetting the one thing that Jesus taught us was to forgive and obviously people just keep forgetting that there are a lot of people named Jesus i mean people really need to look at life with a smile and a giggle i mean i don't really get offended when im called a terrorist cuz im Islamic but deep down i know whats what and thats that sorry i dont have an xbox id

[gooaygar]

its soo sad to see people calling themselves christens and they keep forgetting the one thing that Jesus taught us was to forgive and obviously people just keep forgetting that there are a lot of people named Jesus i mean people really need to look at life with a smile and a giggle i mean i don't really get offended when im called a terrorist cuz im Islamic but deep down i know whats what and thats that

[gamehelpkid]

I got a message from a six year old saying he was gonna hack me then the next day he was banned! I sent 31 mesages of me laughing continuisly. it was funny cause he sent me a video of him crying from the threat and that he was reported and banned for 2 days. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!1

[OptimusOO7]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOL­

[MythicalLeopard]

why don't people realize that blasphemy is a victimless crime.

[beans92010]

dude i never seen your videos or anything and seriously i just made this modded name hahahahahaha like its crazy brah

[shuggyboi]

bahahaa, damnit.. Why is the only scottish guy in the video against you :/.. Well im a Scot and I think its funny as hell!

[TheFlyGuy009]

danm these voice messages are really long....lol

[GemiStr]

Who was the gay guy at 3:57, that was Funny...

[gamer5274]

lol why should they report you, ther is nothing roung with your name

[XxXhappyTimesXxX]

you shoulda been like GOOD DAY SIR YOU GET NOTHING!!

[Nicsho]

Even Jesus had a sense of humor. Remember that kids? When he freaked out Peter by walking on the water? Hilarious!

[DemonNeXus323]

Pure genius man, the Jesus isn't dead comments were great. Nice job man.

[MasterAdam100]

The irony of it is that those people that were getting butt hurt about your name were saying stuff like "Kill that Jew!" or "Kill Jesus!".

[D3m0nhunter719]

I find it ironic that that one kid told you to go die right before calling you a freak.

[XBLBodyGuard]

i am jesus, and no i am not dead....

[SaMpbus]

u should make a clan and ima join it

[JesusDiedLOL]

@SaMpbus Why?

[SaMpbus]

@JesusDiedLOL

Because your EPICLYAWESOMEFUNNYBESTPPERSONE­VERONYOUTUBEGuy ect.

[shinycharmeleon]

LOL, i find this funny even though I'm catholic. I have to say that atheists have a good point, but I follow my religion in hopes of getting an eternal reward; now, there's nothing wrong with that, right?

[JesusDiedLOL]

@shinycharmeleon Of course there is. You're being good only for the hopes of a reward.

[shinycharmeleon]

@JesusDiedLOL And you are good in hopes of what? People are naturally selfish. If you say you are good to other people, it is because of the satisfaction it brings to behave correctly, and that is a reward. And I'm not saying I follow my religion for the ONLY purpose of getting a reward, but that promise somehows manges to keep me doing good deeds. It is like an incentive to do good, and from my point of view, that is absolutely correct and ethical. Do you think different?

[JesusDiedLOL]

@shinycharmeleon Yes. Unlike religious people, I don't need a reward at the end of life for my good doings nor do I want one. We shouldn't get a reward for being good in life. You should just be good, that's like a rule of life and some people break it.

[shinycharmeleon]

@JesusDiedLOL Yes I know, but even if you don't need one (and of course you do, you just don't realize), I'm pointing that getting one is like a prize. Wouldn't you put more effort in something if you knew you would be recompensed? Maybe not, maybe you are a hard worker regardless, but many people need it. Also, if you say you don't need a reward, think twice, 'cause the feeling of fullfilment and satistaction that good doing brings is the most valuable reward.

[JesusDiedLOL]

@shinycharmeleon I would put more effort into doing something for a reward, if I wanted it. But, like I said, I do not want one.

Don't tell me I need a reward. Saying it doesn't make it so. I don't do nice things for the end of the road reward [Heaven] or a "feeling of fulfillment". You think I get a warm, fuzzy feeling every time I do something good? I don't. I do good things most of the time because that's just what I do; I'm good.

[shinycharmeleon]

@JesusDiedLOL Ok good guy, I suppose you won. I'm amazed, and maybe I know why you don't need religion. After all, you are good by nature and don't need any reward for it. I sincerely hope that you continue like that :). BTW, i liked your video, but most of all, the singularity of the name that sure made me laugh when I first saw it.

[JesusDiedLOL]

@shinycharmeleon I won what?

[shinycharmeleon]

@JesusDiedLOL our discussion, you stated some undebatable point

[JesusDiedLOL]

@shinycharmeleon Everything is debatable.

[shinycharmeleon]

@JesusDiedLOL true, but you have better arguments and I'm too lazy to continue

[JesusDiedLOL]

@shinycharmeleon I'm sure that's why.

[DBEXILE]

God is here he has risen he has wonnnnnnn praise be to God he is the only one wise king

[DBEXILE]

hahaha dude jesus died rose again his body has not been found his tomb has not been found and change your name if you dnt like people makeing fun of u God the fathe God the son aka jesus God the holy spirt the trinity man they are awsome satan will lose the fight for humans just like ur kind will lose the fight for satan hahaha retard

[JesusDiedLOL]

@DBEXILE I'm not fighting for Satan. I'm not fighting period.

And you really need to think more logically. His body was not found at the tomb? Have you ever heard of graverobbers? Jesus Christ seems exactly like the kind of person people would want to grave rob.

[DBEXILE]

@JesusDiedLOL dude think logical here wouldnt there still be a tomb with his name on it tho if he was grave robed no and iv felt his power and strenth befor dude ur waisting ur life

[JesusDiedLOL]

@DBEXILE How would him being graverobbed make it so that his tomb had a name on it. Even if it did, what relevance would this have? None.

Learn to spell, so you can tell me that I'm WASTING my life properly.

[GeorgeF87]

Ha ha...Zombie Jesus. Ha...

[ThePaleWriter]

So that's what demons sound like :D

[mommysantichrist]

what i love about this is that the religious people offended by this gamertag are the people calling you a fag and a fucker and everything, i think it's hilarious

[DBEXILE]

@mommysantichrist hey dude chirstians cuss smoke drink just like u people ok u need to get a life and whats funny is the people who dnt bealeave jesus rose is going to hell unless they bealeave

[mommysantichrist]

@DBEXILE i believe in correct grammar and/or spelling

[DBEXILE]

@mommysantichrist i believe in God and Jesus not grammar ok i can spell when i want to idiot

[mommysantichrist]

@DBEXILE how do you figure that i am an idiot when you sir follow a religion blindly with no fact or evidence to such a god existing other then a book that was written by misogynistic, racist men a couple of millennium ago. YOU sir, are the idiot.

[coperone2]

Great name.. great idea..

[PS360DDW2009]

Wow I love how you got so much attention from your GT. You sir, are quite the genius. I would ask you to add me but your probably full XD

[DBEXILE]

@PS360DDW2009 haha hes a retard dude ur dumb

[Artin95]

let's talk about sex

let's talk about all the good things

let's talk about sex

let's talk about you and me

let's talk about sex

[Cxtrife]

@Artin95 lol someone wants ur penor!  hilarious :D

[teothedemon]

the bible is fake like santa....Santa was mad up to get little kids in bed and to be good! The bible has a lot of stuff that seems that way to...like....the ten commandments!!!

who says that we need a reason to live...i am an athiest and i don't care about it, i am here now so why do i need a reason that i am! as far as i am concerned, Jesus and God are made up stories that went to far!

[DBEXILE]

@teothedemon haha dude all u athiest dicks are dumb if God dosnt exist how we here huh how did the molicule from the big bang theroy get to be ur dumb read your bible and find the answers and send me them in a meassage

[teothedemon]

@DBEXILE lets go with your thoery for a sec....why does a stupid dumb book have more reason then another mans thoery?? I don't need a reason, ok!! I just live my life and laugh at you idiots who try to hard and don't live your life the way it should be!

God is like Santa Claus to me...it is made up to get little kids to listen.

[DBEXILE]

@teothedemon cuz his reason is in a book to wow u need more school and dude i have more ways to disprove evolution all day

[teothedemon]

@DBEXILE

it is just a damn book....a fucking book, i could make a book about evolution and say you will die if you don't believe it, but i don't!

cause i don't give a shit about either!!!

[twee881]

Very religious people tend to be more retarded than the rest of the population. Chips and salsa, people; chips and salsa

[shodeycoow1102]

LMAFO Kewl Name Im Funna Add Yu So We Can Play Halo 3 !!! Jesus Died LOL!!

[JesusDiedLOL]

@shodeycoow1102 I don't even know.

[ellisbradyuk]

would you think it was funny if you were the one who had to die for other people

[JesusDiedLOL]

@ellisbradyuk I'd be dead, so I can't say.

[Airastotle39]

@JesusDiedLOL Well when Jesus came back to life he wasn't laughing. So rethink what you just said.

[JesusDiedLOL]

@Airastotle39 Zombies don't exist. Rethink what you just said.

Besides, that has no relevance anyway.

[DBEXILE]

@JesusDiedLOL yes it does have relevance and dude stop waisting your life God loves u and he wants u to come to him jesus said i am the way the truth and the life noone comes to the father except through me

[sk8dude648]

This is by far one of the funniest gamertags i have ever seen, I can now add you to my list of FrodoTBAGgins, nnniiiiiigggggeeerrrrssssss, blackguyslike KFC, and now jesusdied lol :)

[DeadlyMudkipStudios]

How do they know its not pronounced "Hey-Zues"

[mattyeastchannel]

i feel ur pain from hate and shit man my gamertag is: DEEZ BALLzZzZzZ

[buulsit]

Cool name bro :3

[DJContagious718]

are you an atheist?

[halofan38]

lolollol they dont find it funny,....but i dont tease god but i find it a lil funny with the reactions about this dude`s plan...its like sum hardcore just for laughs gag

[KingdomHeartsFanDome]

please, take out the 'lol' your just in it for the attention. (& views)

Damn. kinda sad

[JesusDiedLOL]

@KingdomHeartsFanDome You call it sad, but people with a sense of humor and a brain call it hilarious.

[Airastotle39]

@JesusDiedLOL Peolple with a brain know believe in Jesus Christ.

[Elliesboy]

"lets talk about sex" ROFL thats fucking amazing.

[sk8dude648]

@Elliesboy my favorite part of the video rofl im sending it to all my friends telling them to watch 3:57

[SmokedOver]

rofl jezus died lol original xD

[LordShagrath]

Awesome!

[DanBorgy]

Greatest GT Ever!

[xXxhalomanxXx]

my gamertag is jesus died hahe

[wrtng6]

this makes me miss the trash talk on halo :(

[joeybeavis]

Freaaaking halariouse.. But it is offensive WHO CARES lmfao!!!!!!

[halofan38]

@joeybeavis i mean look at these sinners in those who sent the voice messages....they teased god..n

[colonelboston]

Was the first 3 the same fucking person?

[j2dajinglez]

@JesusDiedLOL i hope you used a 48 hour account for that shit....hahaha

[RKftw68]

are you gonna make more epic videos?

[scrapsley]

its pretty hilarious. don't change your name

[Metlahaed]

jesus had a sense of humor... he died so we can sin... thats funny...

[LunagirlLOL]

Dude, this is the funniest Xbox relatinbg thing ive seen so far. Alright we get it, some people are offended but i love how you compleatly ignore them, makes it 12.5 times funnier. Props to you dude =3 BTW Awesome gamer tag...

[TheStokesman]

i dont find it funny at all

[JesusDiedLOL]

@TheStokesman Get a sense of humor would be my only advice to you, sir.

[deathroar409]

@TheStokesman same

[MrPat0611]

haaaa love the name bro its great!! XD

[112221drummergirl]

Jesusdiedlol, plz change ur gt. take out the "lol"

[JesusDiedLOL]

@112221drummergirl Tempting, but no.

[112221drummergirl]

@JesusDiedLOL why?

[thecastman97]

@JesusDiedLOL if u change it he will take it

[Hoffasgrave]

@112221drummergirl dude no offence but STFU it only a name stupid people like who mass together are what the fucking problem is....

[HellHawkProductions]

To the Scottish kid, you're right, it wasn't funny. It was fucking hilarious.

[PHANTOMpOoPy]

o my god haha i love how everyone wants to "play" with you haha

[UseMyLoopyPoopy]

Make more, please.

[975mas]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! @ 3:58 xDDD

[112221drummergirl]

Jesus died lol, stop being a nooob,kk?

[massimobestpalylol]

Go die in a pit you moron.

[schadenfreudelolz22]

Only noobs say noob anymore.

[ChrisHunter12345]

@schadenfreudelolz22 Stfu noob.

[scouseandproudcrocky]

If jesus was alive today he would play the ps3.

[schadenfreudelolz22]

He wouldn't care what system he had at long as GTA is out for it.

[GOR225]

XD Scottish guy

[jimjamity]

och eye the nouu im off to have a fag and some whiskey for me brekfast and haggis for suppaHHH

[CJreaperful]

Lets talk about sex. Pleeeeeeeeeese.

LOL

[HenseStudioz]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SCOTTISH!

[doorsfan711]

lol that was pretty awesome

[DoctorDoubleX]

keep up the good fight brotha

[PHoagland2013]

3:12...hahaha

[agentx3]

'Cept for the Scottish loser.

[agentx3]

At least there was no little kids.