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  • the cake is a lie

  • I can't believe how many people can't spell...READ A BOOK!

  • ......this humor is so bitter......but I like it anyways bahahaha

  • Shes kinda hot

  • the cake is a lie

  • hey guys enough with the dirty comments, alright? Or we'll be shutting reckless tortuga down!!!

  • @ReklessTortuga

    Fail troll is fail.

  • @ReklessTortuga FAIL it's Reck not Rek

  • Who takes their own cake to a restaurant? o.O

  • Greenscreen?

  • i wonder what else happens to other food orders at the back .........

  • maybe she's half irish, half swede

  • i wonder what she sounds like in a bedroom

  • she says 'slyced' really oddly

  • Jokes on you guys i spit in it.

  • thumbs if it its 2011

  • @Noor4496 Of course its 2011... why else would you be getting thumbs on a comment that you made in 2011?

  • so? who cares.

  • thats why i get them to cut in front of us

  • yeah erm retard i put icing saying help yourself so stfu XD

  • I hate Portal.

  • she's a real bitch in every psa vid so far:)))))

  • who the fuck has the cake part in the restaurant?

  • lady only here cause she humping director

  • I would never even think to ask the server to go cut the cake, heck you brought it!

  • @amberfwn YEAH ME NEITHER Oo i would probably just ask for a knife.. but i am not going to celebrate in a restaurant.. and if then i will not take my own cake and if that too i would probably have a knife with me .. or the restaurant is just mine.. ;P

  • joke's on you, because the cake i just gave you is a lie. you're eating LIES!

  • Who cares if you take a piece or two.......

  • the cake is a lie.

  • thats fine if you take a piece, i didnt pay for the cake :D just save me the biggest piece because its my birthday

    :D

  • Surely you'd realize your cake is missing a piece when they serve it to you? So I'd ask for some compensation lol but I wouldn't bring my own cake anyway I'd save it for after the restaurant.

  • Well..it seems that that was..A PIECE OF CAKE.

  • WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!! THE F*CKING CAKE IS A LIE!!!

  • oh my god, now i know why there was not enough cake that day :\ 

  • I got a solution! Don't go to a jewish restuarant

  • @Nitram916 racist little bitch

  • @Nitram916 whore troll

  • @Nitram916 racist

  • the cake is a lie

  • its all bout birthday PIE bich...

  • get owned customer

  • MOTHERFUCKER YOU STOLE MY FKING SLICES OF CAKE !

  • in soviet russia, cake SLICE YOU!

  • @thresholder1 LOOOl!!

  • @thresholder1 in soviet russia, women have sex with YOU

  • What if the cake was some weird flavour like coconut? No offence to people who like coconut.

  • No no no, missing pieces would be...missed. We waiters secretly LICK EVERY SLICE! Thanks for the 15% tip, loser-who-doesn't-care-about-t­heir-friend-enough-to-cook-or-­bake-a-cake-yourself.

  • cause knowledge is power!!!

  • Is a cake the lie.

    lolz

  • The cake is made of shit...

  • @brian4480 obvious troll is obvious...

  • @brian4480 uh what?

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  • and knowing is half the battle

  • haha this vid maded me subcribed

  • so what?

  • that's why i spit in the cake before i give it too you

  • @MegaNooblover hahaha nice one :D

  • @MegaNooblover thats why i poison my cake 

  • @yo100ish Yeah! With the lemons.

  • @MegaNooblover where do you work?

  • ive seen that happen right in front of me they hid it behind a chair i was lmao

  • @o0oDeathAngelo0o Portal reference -AWESOME

  • with your dusty ass suite on...

  • i doubt they take slices....pry cum all over it :\

  • You're welcome to take some slices. Welcome to our celebration. :-)

  • we'll see about that, whenever it's someone birthday i'll examine the cake and see if there are any bits missing

  • @Coolasion lol and what exactly are you going to do if you discover that a piece is missing?

  • Meowmus fuckboy

  • @o0oDeathAngelo0o I know all of that, but why is it funny? Am I missing something?

  • @o0oDeathAngelo0o I don't get this joke. I played portal and stuff but I still don't understand why "the cake is a lie" joke is funny. Will someone please explain this to me?

  • Slice it? PLEASE! My dad dunks my head in the cake every year! No knife needed!

  • Will you faggots shut the fuck up with "The cake is a lie", Dumb fags.

  • @IDeathMetal58 The cake is a lie

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! I was expecting her to mention what the "friendly" people out back put on it to thank you for not payng them extra

  • in the resturaunts in my town, the waiter comes and cuts the cake infront of us, at out table

  • fine! The cake is a lie. - Portal

  • I went back the the restaurant I had my birthday party at and killed them ALL!

    Nothing I can do about it bitch?

  • god damn it! i wanted to type the cake is a lie but those 2 beat me to it, lol

  • @MrStarWarsNerd1 i dont get it?? who beat u to it??

  • @MrStarWarsNerd1 Where's that from?

  • @TheHyruler its a reference to the game Portal

  • @MrStarWarsNerd1 what does it mean?

  • @zombiehunter4life @TheHyruler it is a quote from portal

  • No people do that, especially in Hawaii. It's cause it's a birthday dinner and some restaurants don't serve cake or something so they bring along a cake to give to the birthday person or whatever. Makes complete sense but still pretty rude of waiters or waitress.

  • the two top comments are the same -_-

  • @BlackManSlim562 One of them is in all Capital Letters and has a period at the end so its ok

  • Who the fuck brings a god dam cake with them ?

    I know this is supposed to be funny but if people do that, in real life 0_O wtf

  • @songsinlife THE FUNNY PART IS PEOPLE DO THIS DUMB SHIT ALL THE TIME

  • if i were to bring my own cake into a restaurant, i would simply ask for the waiter to give me a knife, and we'll cut it on our own! so take that! u cake stealing waiters out there!

  • Damn cheap asses bringing their own food to restaurants

  • @o0oDeathAngelo0o hwo is the cake a lie ?

  • @thecoolcrew2 you have never played portal have you...

  • @o0oDeathAngelo0o from dragon age origins. :P win

  • @xxRavenxx30

    no fail. you. you fail

  • @xxRavenxx30 You retard it's from the Half Life series.

  • @RoxorTheNinja oh really? type in youtube search: the cake is a lie dragon age. maybe this comes from both games so dont try to play smart when you haven't done your homework.

  • @xxRavenxx30 its mostly know from the HL series where it was originally from

  • @RoxorTheNinja so? it's still funny. thats all that matters in the end.

  • @tspirit99 dude, I like almost peed my pants reading that!

  • Hahaha

  • they are actually quite rude...

  • Why take it to the back? cut that right here bitch, go bring a knife and cut it hereeeeeeeeee!!!

  • @tspirit99 omg i DIED laughing from your comment hilarious!!

  • mAN i want to work at a restaurant. Or maybe just when there is a birth party goin on

  • fucking gamers

  • lol this is so true i work in a restraunt and this ALWAYS happens!

  • @deltaenforcer93 really? i thought people slice their own cake...i always slice my own cake, then everyone gets a piece and the whole rest of whats left i willingly give to the restaurant people...and thats more than a piwece or two...restaurant people are supposed to have fun too ;)

  • she makes sense why the fuck would you bring your own food to a restaurant? do you bring your own portable dvd player to the movie? no they are gonna fuck with your food if its your own your a total asshole or just fucking cheap

  • After an hour of watching these, I realized that watching all of them was a bad

  • at AppleBee's we put our nuts on your cake....

  • @insatiableTy what the fuck really?

  • @kairaw16 no not really....... lol

  • @insatiableTy  omg u scared me i told my mom and she well we dont go to applebee's anyway lol

  • @kairaw16 lol well no but trust me at most restaurants they really dont give a damn about your food...as long as you can't tell they fucked with it or something they usually give it to you anyway (dropped on the floor, slightly past its dating, etc)

  • @insatiableTy what drives a person to fuck with someone else food ?

  • @kairaw16 low tips, bitchy or rude costumers....many things

  • @insatiableTy were u ever temped to fuck with someone's food ?be honest lol

  • @kairaw16 not really since most of the time I prepared the food and didn't interact with the costumers... I did see waiters and other prep staff fuck with things though...

  • @insatiableTy were u disgusted or just like whatever ?

  • @kairaw16 i didn't care... everyone who goes out to eat has had there food fucked with at least once, no exceptions and it wasn't any of my bussiness

  • @insatiableTy  oh no i hope my food wasnt fucked with

  • That's not the only thing they do to the cake..

  • 138 people had a slice taken from their cake.

  • @TheDrKai ROFL THATS FUNNY BECAUSE THATS THE SAME AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAD DISLIKED THIS VIDEO, AND THE VIDEO IS ABOUT CAKE AND SLICE STEALING!!! MAN YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY THUMBS UP FOR THIS!

  • @Mafumado lol?

  • Sorry, I never did that or saw one of my co-workers do that while I was working in a restaurant in college. We did our best to make sure that peope left happy and did not STEAL from our guest.

  • why not ask the workers for a knife and just slice it yoursleves? it's not even as hard as typing a youtube comment. it happens most times people bring their cake at the restaurant i work at anyway you retardedly oblivious cretins.

  • thats america

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  • LMMFAO!!

  • missing cake could get you fired...wit yo chunky ass

  • This is HILARIOUS because it's true! Most times people tell you," Oh go ahead and cut yourself a piece!". Most servers will graciously decline and thank their guests, but the funny thing is they don't know that in most cases we servers usually already have! LOL

  • time to poison my cake....

  • You took a piece of my cake well good think you might want to rush to this hospital i poisoned it i knew you'ed do that jokes on you know nothing you an do about uhHehe

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  • ill beat the shit out of them and stick the cake in there head and say this is awwsome!

  • Why the cake gotta be black?

  • @DodecahedronHead It's a chocolate cake, dude. Wtf?

  • @DodecahedronHead it's chocolate

  • It is delicious cake, the restaurant staff must eat it!

  • "umm, why is there 2 slices gone?"

    I WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING MANAGER YOU CAKE THIEF.

  • @igotskyllzz Lame

  • OMFG I hate that... Whenever anyone says "and there is nothing you can do about it :D!" i feel like murdering them VERY slowly and constantly saying "you are going to die and there is NOTHING you can do about it bitch!!!"

  • That's OK. When a bitch like you sends back their food because you think it hasn't been prepared properly, I rub my cock and balls all over it before sending it back out to you.

    Bon appetit!

  • Lindsey is so creepy... she's to tall, and does for real have crazy eyes :p

  • i i really really want to fuck lindsey

  • lmfaooo

  • LISTEN TO KOFINALE OR I WILL KILL YOUR PUPPY

  • what if I poisened it...

  • Wouldn't you notice a piece missing?

  • You can not send it to the back to be sliced. Problem, solved.

  • i would like to fuck your brainz out

  • my family brought a cake to a restaurant once..... but we cut a slice for the waiter ourselves.

  • lol considering we give a large piece to every waiter/waitress who served us with icecream, I really don't think they'd bother trying. :P That and my dad is scary. O.O; <3

  • i'm one of those ppl who would notice a slice missing and go dumb in the kitchen till security escorts me after the server loses their piss to their pants.

    ...AND NOW YOU KNOW.

  • @dksaechao lmao

  • @dksaechao lmaooooo!!

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE.

  • @DKing332 No! The cake is a PIE!!

  • @DKing332 The cake is the spy? O_o

  • @DKing332 its funny cuz the 2 top comments are the same

  • but i thought the cake was a LIE!!!!?!/!??1?!?//??df?SDDFSD­JIOPZFHAS

  • mmm baby wish u would take a slice from my cake ;)

  • that cake looks strangely delicious in a cheap way

  • shit they aint touchin my cake. who the fuck i look like.

  • @japanman48

    I don't know, a fat Jap who doesn't share cake?!!!

  • @SoIsYourMomma what you tryin to say??

  • @japanman48 lmao!

  • hahahahaha so fucking true!

  • you can have the cake, i want some blond pie!

  • how the hell are u people going to sue for some CAKE

  • you can sue

  • @RWJISBEAST14 OOOOOOOOO 2 WHOLE SLIVERS OF CAKE. I SUE YOU FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS. why? CUZ YOU ATE 2 SLIVERS OF MY CAKE

  • @feoka *Slithers 

  • Those monsters! :(