@amberfwn YEAH ME NEITHER Oo i would probably just ask for a knife.. but i am not going to celebrate in a restaurant.. and if then i will not take my own cake and if that too i would probably have a knife with me .. or the restaurant is just mine.. ;P
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Surely you'd realize your cake is missing a piece when they serve it to you? So I'd ask for some compensation lol but I wouldn't bring my own cake anyway I'd save it for after the restaurant.
No no no, missing pieces would be...missed. We waiters secretly LICK EVERY SLICE! Thanks for the 15% tip, loser-who-doesn't-care-about-their-friend-enough-to-cook-or-bake-a-cake-yourself.
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my son has a peanut allergy...thanks for being dicks about it Reckless Tortuga...YOUR SITE BLOWS COCK. Sara Palin has more comedic humor in her bible thumping pinkie then your whole site put together. Hopefully you all die in some natural disaster.
@o0oDeathAngelo0o I don't get this joke. I played portal and stuff but I still don't understand why "the cake is a lie" joke is funny. Will someone please explain this to me?
No people do that, especially in Hawaii. It's cause it's a birthday dinner and some restaurants don't serve cake or something so they bring along a cake to give to the birthday person or whatever. Makes complete sense but still pretty rude of waiters or waitress.
if i were to bring my own cake into a restaurant, i would simply ask for the waiter to give me a knife, and we'll cut it on our own! so take that! u cake stealing waiters out there!
@RoxorTheNinja oh really? type in youtube search: the cake is a lie dragon age. maybe this comes from both games so dont try to play smart when you haven't done your homework.
@deltaenforcer93 really? i thought people slice their own cake...i always slice my own cake, then everyone gets a piece and the whole rest of whats left i willingly give to the restaurant people...and thats more than a piwece or two...restaurant people are supposed to have fun too ;)
she makes sense why the fuck would you bring your own food to a restaurant? do you bring your own portable dvd player to the movie? no they are gonna fuck with your food if its your own your a total asshole or just fucking cheap
@kairaw16 lol well no but trust me at most restaurants they really dont give a damn about your food...as long as you can't tell they fucked with it or something they usually give it to you anyway (dropped on the floor, slightly past its dating, etc)
@kairaw16 not really since most of the time I prepared the food and didn't interact with the costumers... I did see waiters and other prep staff fuck with things though...
@TheDrKai ROFL THATS FUNNY BECAUSE THATS THE SAME AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAD DISLIKED THIS VIDEO, AND THE VIDEO IS ABOUT CAKE AND SLICE STEALING!!! MAN YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY THUMBS UP FOR THIS!
Sorry, I never did that or saw one of my co-workers do that while I was working in a restaurant in college. We did our best to make sure that peope left happy and did not STEAL from our guest.
why not ask the workers for a knife and just slice it yoursleves? it's not even as hard as typing a youtube comment. it happens most times people bring their cake at the restaurant i work at anyway you retardedly oblivious cretins.
This is HILARIOUS because it's true! Most times people tell you," Oh go ahead and cut yourself a piece!". Most servers will graciously decline and thank their guests, but the funny thing is they don't know that in most cases we servers usually already have! LOL
You took a piece of my cake well good think you might want to rush to this hospital i poisoned it i knew you'ed do that jokes on you know nothing you an do about uhHehe
OMFG I hate that... Whenever anyone says "and there is nothing you can do about it :D!" i feel like murdering them VERY slowly and constantly saying "you are going to die and there is NOTHING you can do about it bitch!!!"
That's OK. When a bitch like you sends back their food because you think it hasn't been prepared properly, I rub my cock and balls all over it before sending it back out to you.
lol considering we give a large piece to every waiter/waitress who served us with icecream, I really don't think they'd bother trying. :P That and my dad is scary. O.O; <3
i'm one of those ppl who would notice a slice missing and go dumb in the kitchen till security escorts me after the server loses their piss to their pants.
the cake is a lie
valid759 3 weeks ago in playlist 'And Now You Know' - Life
I can't believe how many people can't spell...READ A BOOK!
MrRoflcopterfromHELL 1 month ago in playlist 'And Now You Know' - Life
......this humor is so bitter......but I like it anyways bahahaha
PinkMellow 1 month ago
Shes kinda hot
Jamesx1010 2 months ago 4
the cake is a lie
Rynofilms23 3 months ago 5
hey guys enough with the dirty comments, alright? Or we'll be shutting reckless tortuga down!!!
ReklessTortuga 3 months ago
@ReklessTortuga
Fail troll is fail.
oddworlddude 3 months ago 2
@ReklessTortuga FAIL it's Reck not Rek
gerry7man555 2 months ago
Who takes their own cake to a restaurant? o.O
FreakyNewGuy 3 months ago 4
Greenscreen?
sl270703 3 months ago
i wonder what else happens to other food orders at the back .........
megawandmas 3 months ago
maybe she's half irish, half swede
Shoe3003 4 months ago
i wonder what she sounds like in a bedroom
Shoe3003 4 months ago
she says 'slyced' really oddly
Shoe3003 4 months ago
Jokes on you guys i spit in it.
natedog6260 4 months ago
thumbs if it its 2011
Noor4496 5 months ago
@Noor4496 Of course its 2011... why else would you be getting thumbs on a comment that you made in 2011?
Fringe13 4 months ago 2
so? who cares.
deidreannfernandez 5 months ago
thats why i get them to cut in front of us
kingofbigkay 5 months ago
yeah erm retard i put icing saying help yourself so stfu XD
SMKFsam666 5 months ago
I hate Portal.
Ninjadude973 5 months ago
she's a real bitch in every psa vid so far:)))))
15godfather1 5 months ago
who the fuck has the cake part in the restaurant?
ComAntNeLib 5 months ago
lady only here cause she humping director
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i had sex on it lol
stevenking94 6 months ago in playlist 'And Now You Know' Series
I would never even think to ask the server to go cut the cake, heck you brought it!
amberfwn 6 months ago
@amberfwn YEAH ME NEITHER Oo i would probably just ask for a knife.. but i am not going to celebrate in a restaurant.. and if then i will not take my own cake and if that too i would probably have a knife with me .. or the restaurant is just mine.. ;P
p00rstr94 6 months ago
joke's on you, because the cake i just gave you is a lie. you're eating LIES!
guitar45rocks5 6 months ago
Who cares if you take a piece or two.......
69kensei69 6 months ago
the cake is a lie.
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YoyopatappGaming 6 months ago
thats fine if you take a piece, i didnt pay for the cake :D just save me the biggest piece because its my birthday
:D
peechful 6 months ago
Surely you'd realize your cake is missing a piece when they serve it to you? So I'd ask for some compensation lol but I wouldn't bring my own cake anyway I'd save it for after the restaurant.
RaheemdaplayaO4 6 months ago in playlist 'And Now You Know' Series
Well..it seems that that was..A PIECE OF CAKE.
aris1987kakioussis 7 months ago
WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!! THE F*CKING CAKE IS A LIE!!!
TheRaptor227 7 months ago
oh my god, now i know why there was not enough cake that day :\
786SA90 7 months ago
I got a solution! Don't go to a jewish restuarant
Nitram916 7 months ago
@Nitram916 racist little bitch
RubiCole 7 months ago
@Nitram916 whore troll
ricestube 7 months ago
@Nitram916 racist
megamanxrulez261 7 months ago
the cake is a lie
WEEKDAAYZ 7 months ago 4
its all bout birthday PIE bich...
runescape1sux 7 months ago 2
get owned customer
BeautyOfAHurricane 7 months ago
MOTHERFUCKER YOU STOLE MY FKING SLICES OF CAKE !
wildpunkz4 7 months ago
in soviet russia, cake SLICE YOU!
thresholder1 7 months ago 5
@thresholder1 LOOOl!!
ickybish 7 months ago
@thresholder1 in soviet russia, women have sex with YOU
NinniNkip777 7 months ago
What if the cake was some weird flavour like coconut? No offence to people who like coconut.
Thejin2027 7 months ago 2
No no no, missing pieces would be...missed. We waiters secretly LICK EVERY SLICE! Thanks for the 15% tip, loser-who-doesn't-care-about-their-friend-enough-to-cook-or-bake-a-cake-yourself.
KevJJ888 8 months ago
cause knowledge is power!!!
mastacor 8 months ago
Is a cake the lie.
lolz
Warxoth 8 months ago
The cake is made of shit...
LilKempy 8 months ago
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my son has a peanut allergy...thanks for being dicks about it Reckless Tortuga...YOUR SITE BLOWS COCK. Sara Palin has more comedic humor in her bible thumping pinkie then your whole site put together. Hopefully you all die in some natural disaster.
brian4480 8 months ago
@brian4480 obvious troll is obvious...
soketsu1990 8 months ago
@brian4480 uh what?
salshasam 8 months ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
1twilighter4life 8 months ago
and knowing is half the battle
nirvanapower1991 8 months ago
haha this vid maded me subcribed
hilllboyable 8 months ago
so what?
legionarulum54 9 months ago
that's why i spit in the cake before i give it too you
MegaNooblover 9 months ago 342
@MegaNooblover hahaha nice one :D
NasARTS 8 months ago
@MegaNooblover thats why i poison my cake
yo100ish 6 months ago
@yo100ish Yeah! With the lemons.
unnamednewbie13 6 months ago
@MegaNooblover where do you work?
exmo7 5 months ago
ive seen that happen right in front of me they hid it behind a chair i was lmao
FATEairsoftteam 9 months ago
@o0oDeathAngelo0o Portal reference -AWESOME
blingblingshineshine 9 months ago
with your dusty ass suite on...
kmaho99 9 months ago
i doubt they take slices....pry cum all over it :\
bobdog763 9 months ago
You're welcome to take some slices. Welcome to our celebration. :-)
sbalogh53 10 months ago 3
we'll see about that, whenever it's someone birthday i'll examine the cake and see if there are any bits missing
Coolasion 10 months ago
@Coolasion lol and what exactly are you going to do if you discover that a piece is missing?
Kajakev 9 months ago
Meowmus fuckboy
Snard111 10 months ago
@o0oDeathAngelo0o I know all of that, but why is it funny? Am I missing something?
TagRation 10 months ago
@o0oDeathAngelo0o I don't get this joke. I played portal and stuff but I still don't understand why "the cake is a lie" joke is funny. Will someone please explain this to me?
TagRation 10 months ago
Slice it? PLEASE! My dad dunks my head in the cake every year! No knife needed!
whateves10111110 10 months ago
Will you faggots shut the fuck up with "The cake is a lie", Dumb fags.
IDeathMetal58 10 months ago
@IDeathMetal58 The cake is a lie
kreepsukas11 10 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! I was expecting her to mention what the "friendly" people out back put on it to thank you for not payng them extra
gso619 10 months ago
in the resturaunts in my town, the waiter comes and cuts the cake infront of us, at out table
mridula16000 10 months ago
fine! The cake is a lie. - Portal
SHK1187 10 months ago
I went back the the restaurant I had my birthday party at and killed them ALL!
Nothing I can do about it bitch?
methyou 11 months ago
god damn it! i wanted to type the cake is a lie but those 2 beat me to it, lol
MrStarWarsNerd1 11 months ago 136
@MrStarWarsNerd1 i dont get it?? who beat u to it??
funnypigglets101 6 months ago
@MrStarWarsNerd1 Where's that from?
TheHyruler 6 months ago
@TheHyruler its a reference to the game Portal
MrStarWarsNerd1 5 months ago
@MrStarWarsNerd1 what does it mean?
zombiehunter4life 5 months ago
@zombiehunter4life @TheHyruler it is a quote from portal
scoutsnipa2011 5 months ago
No people do that, especially in Hawaii. It's cause it's a birthday dinner and some restaurants don't serve cake or something so they bring along a cake to give to the birthday person or whatever. Makes complete sense but still pretty rude of waiters or waitress.
balinaX3 11 months ago
the two top comments are the same -_-
BlackManSlim562 11 months ago 2
@BlackManSlim562 One of them is in all Capital Letters and has a period at the end so its ok
HHGreggism 11 months ago
Who the fuck brings a god dam cake with them ?
I know this is supposed to be funny but if people do that, in real life 0_O wtf
songsinlife 11 months ago
@songsinlife THE FUNNY PART IS PEOPLE DO THIS DUMB SHIT ALL THE TIME
RodWasOnU 11 months ago
if i were to bring my own cake into a restaurant, i would simply ask for the waiter to give me a knife, and we'll cut it on our own! so take that! u cake stealing waiters out there!
jacobbobcorn 1 year ago
Damn cheap asses bringing their own food to restaurants
turtlesmasher101 1 year ago
@o0oDeathAngelo0o hwo is the cake a lie ?
thecoolcrew2 1 year ago
@thecoolcrew2 you have never played portal have you...
sweetestvaliumhigh 1 year ago
@o0oDeathAngelo0o from dragon age origins. :P win
xxRavenxx30 1 year ago
@xxRavenxx30
no fail. you. you fail
TheZombieOutOfHell 1 year ago
@xxRavenxx30 You retard it's from the Half Life series.
RoxorTheNinja 1 year ago
@RoxorTheNinja oh really? type in youtube search: the cake is a lie dragon age. maybe this comes from both games so dont try to play smart when you haven't done your homework.
xxRavenxx30 1 year ago
@xxRavenxx30 its mostly know from the HL series where it was originally from
RoxorTheNinja 1 year ago
@RoxorTheNinja so? it's still funny. thats all that matters in the end.
xxRavenxx30 1 year ago
@tspirit99 dude, I like almost peed my pants reading that!
smoove169 1 year ago
Hahaha
floridagurlll 1 year ago
they are actually quite rude...
whatthemarshmallowxD 1 year ago
Why take it to the back? cut that right here bitch, go bring a knife and cut it hereeeeeeeeee!!!
tspirit99 1 year ago 5
@tspirit99 omg i DIED laughing from your comment hilarious!!
scorpiogemini1 1 year ago
mAN i want to work at a restaurant. Or maybe just when there is a birth party goin on
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THE CAKE IS A LIE.
fuzzy2308 1 year ago
fucking gamers
candiancat 1 year ago
lol this is so true i work in a restraunt and this ALWAYS happens!
deltaenforcer93 1 year ago
@deltaenforcer93 really? i thought people slice their own cake...i always slice my own cake, then everyone gets a piece and the whole rest of whats left i willingly give to the restaurant people...and thats more than a piwece or two...restaurant people are supposed to have fun too ;)
Pixiemel2 1 year ago
she makes sense why the fuck would you bring your own food to a restaurant? do you bring your own portable dvd player to the movie? no they are gonna fuck with your food if its your own your a total asshole or just fucking cheap
xXchojuroXx 1 year ago 4
After an hour of watching these, I realized that watching all of them was a bad
metalsky12 1 year ago
at AppleBee's we put our nuts on your cake....
insatiableTy 1 year ago
@insatiableTy what the fuck really?
kairaw16 1 year ago
@kairaw16 no not really....... lol
insatiableTy 1 year ago
@insatiableTy omg u scared me i told my mom and she well we dont go to applebee's anyway lol
kairaw16 1 year ago
@kairaw16 lol well no but trust me at most restaurants they really dont give a damn about your food...as long as you can't tell they fucked with it or something they usually give it to you anyway (dropped on the floor, slightly past its dating, etc)
insatiableTy 1 year ago
@insatiableTy what drives a person to fuck with someone else food ?
kairaw16 1 year ago
@kairaw16 low tips, bitchy or rude costumers....many things
insatiableTy 1 year ago
@insatiableTy were u ever temped to fuck with someone's food ?be honest lol
kairaw16 1 year ago
@kairaw16 not really since most of the time I prepared the food and didn't interact with the costumers... I did see waiters and other prep staff fuck with things though...
insatiableTy 1 year ago
@insatiableTy were u disgusted or just like whatever ?
kairaw16 1 year ago
@kairaw16 i didn't care... everyone who goes out to eat has had there food fucked with at least once, no exceptions and it wasn't any of my bussiness
insatiableTy 1 year ago
@insatiableTy oh no i hope my food wasnt fucked with
kairaw16 1 year ago
That's not the only thing they do to the cake..
kordulus 1 year ago
138 people had a slice taken from their cake.
TheDrKai 1 year ago
@TheDrKai ROFL THATS FUNNY BECAUSE THATS THE SAME AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAD DISLIKED THIS VIDEO, AND THE VIDEO IS ABOUT CAKE AND SLICE STEALING!!! MAN YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY THUMBS UP FOR THIS!
Mafumado 1 year ago
@Mafumado lol?
TheDrKai 1 year ago
Sorry, I never did that or saw one of my co-workers do that while I was working in a restaurant in college. We did our best to make sure that peope left happy and did not STEAL from our guest.
Andrew4242 1 year ago
why not ask the workers for a knife and just slice it yoursleves? it's not even as hard as typing a youtube comment. it happens most times people bring their cake at the restaurant i work at anyway you retardedly oblivious cretins.
TlGBC 1 year ago
thats america
DannySmackaHo 1 year ago
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Andrew4242 1 year ago
LMMFAO!!
lele6996 1 year ago
missing cake could get you fired...wit yo chunky ass
nouzo8 1 year ago
This is HILARIOUS because it's true! Most times people tell you," Oh go ahead and cut yourself a piece!". Most servers will graciously decline and thank their guests, but the funny thing is they don't know that in most cases we servers usually already have! LOL
Pawboi85 1 year ago
time to poison my cake....
jenbuku 1 year ago
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@jenbuku then eat it???
cselagea 1 year ago
You took a piece of my cake well good think you might want to rush to this hospital i poisoned it i knew you'ed do that jokes on you know nothing you an do about uhHehe
xohlic 1 year ago
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And that's one of many reasons why I'll never give a tip =)
VikVaughan 1 year ago
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VikVaughan 1 year ago
ill beat the shit out of them and stick the cake in there head and say this is awwsome!
Xizcoify 1 year ago
Why the cake gotta be black?
DodecahedronHead 1 year ago
@DodecahedronHead It's a chocolate cake, dude. Wtf?
neazysoonocent 1 year ago
@DodecahedronHead it's chocolate
popyb3 1 year ago
It is delicious cake, the restaurant staff must eat it!
CalyxAsgard 1 year ago 2
"umm, why is there 2 slices gone?"
I WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING MANAGER YOU CAKE THIEF.
igotskyllzz 1 year ago 92
@igotskyllzz Lame
SmileMoonlight26 1 year ago
OMFG I hate that... Whenever anyone says "and there is nothing you can do about it :D!" i feel like murdering them VERY slowly and constantly saying "you are going to die and there is NOTHING you can do about it bitch!!!"
yourmumgavemehead69 1 year ago 4
That's OK. When a bitch like you sends back their food because you think it hasn't been prepared properly, I rub my cock and balls all over it before sending it back out to you.
Bon appetit!
streetracer14785 1 year ago
Lindsey is so creepy... she's to tall, and does for real have crazy eyes :p
TheDezmona 1 year ago
i i really really want to fuck lindsey
masterfuji23 1 year ago 2
lmfaooo
charles452254 1 year ago
LISTEN TO KOFINALE OR I WILL KILL YOUR PUPPY
kofinale 1 year ago
what if I poisened it...
legokid1593 1 year ago
Wouldn't you notice a piece missing?
TrophyBass12 1 year ago
You can not send it to the back to be sliced. Problem, solved.
hokiericky 1 year ago 4
i would like to fuck your brainz out
devilsmarksman 1 year ago
my family brought a cake to a restaurant once..... but we cut a slice for the waiter ourselves.
kitkatbar708 1 year ago 4
lol considering we give a large piece to every waiter/waitress who served us with icecream, I really don't think they'd bother trying. :P That and my dad is scary. O.O; <3
Doctorwithnoname222 1 year ago
i'm one of those ppl who would notice a slice missing and go dumb in the kitchen till security escorts me after the server loses their piss to their pants.
...AND NOW YOU KNOW.
dksaechao 1 year ago 5
@dksaechao lmao
belinda0604 1 year ago
@dksaechao lmaooooo!!
toujoursafleurdepeau 1 year ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
DKing332 1 year ago 52
@DKing332 No! The cake is a PIE!!
jois96 1 year ago
@DKing332 The cake is the spy? O_o
D3w10n 1 year ago
@DKing332 its funny cuz the 2 top comments are the same
KylesNuclearFilms 10 months ago
but i thought the cake was a LIE!!!!?!/!??1?!?//??df?SDDFSDJIOPZFHAS
thebullshitmaster 1 year ago
mmm baby wish u would take a slice from my cake ;)
Akrombio 1 year ago
that cake looks strangely delicious in a cheap way
gogoutube 1 year ago
shit they aint touchin my cake. who the fuck i look like.
japanman48 1 year ago
@japanman48
I don't know, a fat Jap who doesn't share cake?!!!
SoIsYourMomma 1 year ago
@SoIsYourMomma what you tryin to say??
japanman48 1 year ago
@japanman48 lmao!
bjbree 1 year ago
hahahahaha so fucking true!
EraMammaKullare 1 year ago
you can have the cake, i want some blond pie!
orealcookie1989 1 year ago
how the hell are u people going to sue for some CAKE
ProjectAnthony 1 year ago
you can sue
RWJISBEAST14 1 year ago
@RWJISBEAST14 OOOOOOOOO 2 WHOLE SLIVERS OF CAKE. I SUE YOU FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS. why? CUZ YOU ATE 2 SLIVERS OF MY CAKE
feoka 1 year ago
@feoka *Slithers
wordtothemothers191 1 year ago
Those monsters! :(