The Dark Knight Mother Fucking Review!

[lilstrutter68]

heres some irony for ya my name is harley and i have two uncles named batman and the other ones name is robin no bullshit

[wewyllenium]

Yeah. It's all part of the plan. Nolan's Plan. :D

[MrMarvinjoker]

jesus joker

[mousie4189]

i fuckin loooove ur shirt i have that pic. on my wall its sooo sweet!! if it comes up missing.....i didnt do it....0.o!

[airbornedude101]

Joker FTW!!!!

Heath Ledger FTW!!!!

[jesuschristwasntcott]

The ending was friggen great

[themanwiththepan]

i hated that movie but its ur opinion

[scar23456]

u remind me of myself i have some of the same tattos and so many joker shirts i quote the movei all the time read all the comic wut u gotta read and i thgink ull def like get the hard covered comic the joker by brian azzarello u will de like it pce man

[Joeyal123]

that last part was funny as hell

[vaginyabelle]

"Hey there Pilgram..." is John Wayne! not clint Eastwaood! motherfucker! lol. love you!

[Thenazghoul]

people say it's really funny how much i look like heath when i get into my Joker outfit full and i do a good impression of him 2

[mohalsahli]

i loved the dark knight movie aswell but i hate the fact there not gonna make another 1 cause i gotta admit theres not gonna be another "perfect" joker

[Cirkustanz]

Dude. Google brokeback mountain 2. Look for the one starring Jessica Alba and Halle Barry. I'd watch it!

[kg21obf]

that sucks joker died

[XSticksXnXStonesX]

thats a nice knife!

[360Machinima360]

lol hilarious but i think if jack nicholson was given the same script he would nail it more than heath did just an opinion

[BrandoAndDeNiro]

Wrong. Ledger's Joker was great because of Ledger not the script. Heath Ledger played The Joker, Jack Nicholson played Jack Nicholson in face paint. Give Jack TDK script and he would just do what he always does, play Jack Nicholson. Ledger actually chnaged everything about himself for the role, Nicholson has never once in his entire career done that, he's only great at playing the same character.

[procrastinator99]

Thats not ENTIRELY true....he was good as Jack Torrents in Shinning....but other than that, I completely agree.

[LyricalWax]

haha, you got the heath joker quotes just perfect.

[mystimayhem]

heehee you are awesome.

[randomizedxrave]

ahahahaha xD

[lordabortion713]

billy black likes to talk shit about us faggots and insults heath ledger about his role in brokeback mountain. Maybe i should carve his name in a black skull candle. Fuck you billy . you will not talk shit about us and get away with it!  im here for all of you!!

[biggamethbiggame]

lol at calling yourself a faggot lordabortion713...your so gay, oops. i forgot that is a compliment to incest children like yourself. how did you know your mother attempted an abortion with you? did your uncle, i mean father, tell you?

[Canesoda1408]

It'd have been funny if Harley Quinn was in it.

It was a damn amazing movie.

[milkdud1995]

so so

[billyblackattacks]

no...amazing

[oblivenous]

good review, but there ARE spoilers. but if Batman sounded just like Bruce then it would be about as fucking smart as prank calling a friend and not changing your voice at all. for the MOST part, this movie was as perfect as it can get and the best one i have ever seen. the day of the premier i knew it would destroy all records; all it has to do is kill Titanic, which i am proud to say i have never seen. never seen Brokebutt either, but now i want to out of respect for Heath. RIP, you LEGEND.

[billyblackattacks]

ya I know there are some spoilers, but I included that in the description not to scare off any viewers, and my spoilers aint bad

and yes I agree about the voice, he did hafta change his voice to sound more intimidating...it just sounds funny to me

micheal keaton did it in more of a whisper, but bale sounds like an ECW wrestler

its long off from killing titanic, but that doesnt mean it doesnt blow it out of the fucking water!

[oblivenous]

oh yeah; Titanic is OWNED by this mad flick ALREADY! it has just murdered some pretty great records already, and i hope to see it punk out Titanic's record of 600+ mill. i thought he DID sound a little bit over the top at the end, but the second time i saw it i was like, "oh; he's all fucked up. i would have trouble talking in ANY way after falling off 2 stories after getting my ass kicked by a crazy dude with a pipe." LOL ...rock tha fuck on; man.

[billyblackattacks]

well titanic is on top of the highest grossing movie ever, even passed star wars, so dark knight still has a ways to go, even tho its so much better

[XinfectXmeX]

OMG

I LOVE YOU!

funnayyy as shit!!

<33

[billyblackattacks]

I love you too my pink haired beauty!

[THExxSHARPESTxxFOOL]

I love penis ! id let you hump my butt.

[nilbud]

So it was almost as good as when Sylvester Stallone played JD.

[darthclaytor]

Oh you are a creampie crystal ball Billy.

[darthclaytor]

I like Billy Black. Billy Black knows a lot about cum bubbles and Batman.

Fkin right Billy!!!

[billyblackattacks]

I know alot about CREAMPIES and batman sir...creampies and batman

[mysticsecret1313]

I'm glad u liked it. I will probably go see it sometime soon.

[KoRtNiNiKkOlEKaNdY]

It really should've been called Joker.

Haha dude, Batman didn't seem like the main character.

[rionn214]

lol

nice

[HeatherFlake]

That movie kicked ass. And yeah, Ledger was amazing.

[XSticksXnXStonesX]

heath ledger did a kick ass Joker!!! but there was no Harliquine... oh well

[SESEISWHERE]

That's cause Harley Quinn doesn't show up until after the Joker goes to Arkham Asylum. Look up the story and be amazed.

[XSticksXnXStonesX]

ya my bad forgot about that my bad my sister thinks that she'll show up in the next one but with no more joker i dont know

[billyblackattacks]

I love harley quinn....

[sgtOOX]

i felt like i was intruding at first but i am glad you welcomed me into your home

[billyblackattacks]

wheres my dedication video?

[wannaday]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pudgeman007]

Put that dress ! hahaha Funny as shit !

[punksush1]

billy you are awesome! I dont wanna wear the dress. I loved the dark knight. The joker cant be done ever again.

[nickomack]

"hello pilgram, looks like you need a dick in your ass". Lol funny as always Billy, keep it up

[BigmackZach]

JUNIOR...he was a nazi.

[OMGtheSMALLS]

thats why i love reading cuz the characters can be whoever the hell i want them to be :D. hahaha 5 stars billyblack 5 starssssss

Lilly.

[TheHonourableJLD]

They've finally done Frank Miller justice.

[MoNsTeRiSkIcKaSs]

"what the fuck are you doing in my house?" why the hell is that part so funny

5 stars

[krowvinland]

Dark Knight was gay...Casino Royale is so much better you fag. When are you getting a tatoo of the Penguin?

[billyblackattacks]

when you take my dick out of your mouth

BURN!

[xxitsmyfault]

no spoilers, you're an asshole. hahahahaha..

there were so many.

[xxitsmyfault]

what the fuck are you doing in my house? gets me every time.. ily billy :D

[FacebookSux]

as long as its a batman movie without Christopher Walken it is a good one

[HAPPYDRAGON6]

your batman impression was funny!lol

[MonicaBailey]

omfg, another hilarious video!!! I haven't seen the Dark Knight yet, I'm hoping to REALLY soon, I cannot wait. I'm so bummed about Heath Ledger, I've always been a fan of his. You should do a video about him, bet it would be hilarious.

Have you seen Hellboy II yet? Or Wanted? I didn't really like either of them....

thanks for the laughs!xox

[jordancg]

No spoilers???

"THANK GOD SHE'S DEAD!!!"

Fuck you, Billy Black.

... I didn't wait to get home to jerk off ...

[RenegadeFaith]

*takes pants off* .. where's my shot of jager? :P

[stuckinconnell]

im the next heath ledger...

ill be the joker in the next one

stuckinconnell

[stuckinconnell]

damn if this is the way you invite people into your house can i kick it on the couch for a week...oh yeah haha you couldnt beat the pencil trick

stuckinconnell

[chrisfball12]

I taught Dark knight was good (9.5 out of 10) it did have some weired parts in the the movie but it had nothing to do with the story. Such as the ending fight, wasn't as dramatic as i taught it would be

[MePandaBlair]

um, where in the hell did my comment go? about the 70+ comics on ebay right now for 11 dollars from 1981!..

I'm in a fucking hurricane right now..

I hope you know that..

i will punch your neck.

-

[MorbidFixation]

As long as it feel oh so great. Be careful though, you may attract some unwanted attention with that act. You just might awake one morning to find some homo bobo on your doorstep in a skin tight Batman suit looking for some of that ferocity. *does happy dance* Hooray! No linebacker granny dress pour moi! As I said, the dresses aren't very becoming, plus naked is always the classic choice.

-Meygan-

[MorbidFixation]

So which is it darling, do you want me to take off my pants or put on that dress? I just hope it's not some hideous granny dress with the padded shoulders that make every woman look like a linebacker. They really aren't all that becoming. How does that make you feel, jerking off so ferociously to a movie dominated by a male character, in a skin tight suit no less?

-Meygan-

[billyblackattacks]

it feeels.....great

and no dress for you, just roam around naked

[biggamethbiggame]

nice one...the movie is now in my top 5 favorites...i was thinking the same thing, a flawless job by heath ledger and then he died r.i.p. his laugh was really crazy!

idk i really like christian bale and his voice once he gets into the batsuit. its awesome.

great movie, i like the part where joker does the magic trick with the pencil at the beginning making it disappear lol.

[billyblackattacks]

thats my fav part too! "where is it? whered it go?"

he actually made the joker scary, like the scene where hes video taping himself torturing the guy in the batman suit, that part was truley disturbing

[biggamethbiggame]

yeah i thought he was psycho, when they were at the meeting and they said

'Man, he is crazy'

Joker said: 'No Im not. No Im not.'

he said the second 'no im not' perfectly that made you think he was crazy.

[MysticalTwist]

Jesus. xD You had a mini orgasm over this movie.

I'm going to see it soon with my family :(

But I guess it'll still be alright.

I really like Heath Ledger, he kinda got too into the character and made him go crazy, but hey? That makes a good actor. Sort of. lol.

[billyblackattacks]

nothing wrong with seeing it with the fam, maybe theyll get equally as excited and masturbate as well

[MysticalTwist]

Oh shut up, billy. XD

You wanted the cartoon versions of Batman? seriously? Awwe, your still five inside. xD

[billyblackattacks]

hey Im a comic book nerd!

got a problem with it? take it up with these! *puts up fists*

and take it up with this!

*unzips pants*

[FunLovingCriminals77]

Great Review Theres No Doubt This Movie is Killer 5 Star Review

Christian Bale Was Good In American Pyscho

[billyblackattacks]

even better in "the machinist" I rented it a while back not expecting much because I just knew him from batman begins and before that equilibrium

and now it is easily one of my favorite movies, he lost over 60 lbs for the role and he looks like starving death

[achigurh]

yah he was creepy alright.

[weeowee365]

it's great to see another billyblackattacks episode =D

I'm just pissed off that i haven't seen the movie yet. me and my brother and sister were all going to see it together, but my sister took way too long and we missed it. so now we aren't going to take her with us to do anything anymore for payback. dumb bitch.

[billyblackattacks]

is your sister hot?

[weeowee365]

all my friends have said that she is. take my friend request on myspace and you can see for yourself xD

[FOTIx100]

Entertainment Tonight would kill for a weekend review such as this...they can use the bleeps...(alot)

nice job, kinda makes me wanna see...

b.walker*

[FOTIx100]

whats the name of the song in the opening credit?

..so i took my pants off, took a shot of jager, and i punched the shit out of two mof my nieghbors cats...cuz i hate them little shits, there always sitting in my window seal while i jerk of to billyblack videos

..and now for the review...this is a 2 part comment

[billyblackattacks]

ode to joy

and even cats are vouyers when it comes to whacking off to Billy Black

[splosson]

we have to live with knowing he can't play the joker again, man.

we have to live with that.

and i so wish there could have been a third with harley quinn.

also, that shirt is awesome, and i love your tatoos. :]

[billyblackattacks]

yea I know it really sucks

Im sure harley would have made an appearence in the next movie, but alas

I tell ya what Id love to see...the riddler...done right

hes also a charector whos played off as too silly, lets make him an ultra dark nerotic killing machine!

[splosson]

that would be epic! he's my second favorite character, always has been.

[billyblackattacks]

I felt that the new "The Batman" animated series did a good job with the ridler, but batman looks like he has downsyndrome and its way too cartoonish even for a cartoon

[achigurh]

great opening LOL

best review i have ever seen!

A. Chigurh

friendo films

[billyblackattacks]

so when am I gonna be in another friendo film?

[Dez1067]

your such a fkn pig, i love it keep being crazy and funny, i always feel dirty and like i broke the law or something watching ur vids ,lets go toilet paper someones house!

[billyblackattacks]

yea baby

*rubs motor oil all over hair balls*

[wezleyyo]

Lmao saw the movie twice..

Heath went over the top playing the joker.

To be honest,(im sure others agree) you couldnt even tell it was him.

The only thing i dont like abt the batman is that voice he does.

It sounds like hes taking a shit(while constipated) and jerking off at the same time.

[billyblackattacks]

yea, theres no way you could tell me the joker used to be a gay cowboy

and the batman voice is way too overdone, the guy who does the voice on the animated series did it best

[wezleyyo]

I know.

Theres a pic on google where they have heath ledger and the other dude kissing but theres makeup on ledger to make him look like the joker. it made me laugh so fucking hard.

they should just find other voice christian bale is good with that would match.

[SillyNeNe]

Great review...fuckin awesome movie!! As brilliant as his performance was, Heath was such an idiot...he should have gotten his Oscar ...then partied too much and died... wrong order Heath...oh well...

SOOOO sad to lose such a talent!!

At least we still have YOU BB!!  <3

[billyblackattacks]

and I wuv you my chicago typewriter

(tommy gun)

[swissbeautyredhair]

Nope i will not take my pants off i'm already naked! but was a good review :)!

[billyblackattacks]

naked eh? outstanding then were half way there