Eddie Murphy - Slaves

[Krissy3355]

ctfu!!!

[LegendsLiveforeverx3]

ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOO!

[xelbaga1987]

god bless steve martin & eddie best people ever born

[wontondestructxn]

After all these years, this stuff is still funny!

[monkeysoulpoet]

He is so fricking young there!

[AllianceFiLifee]

@bluehaze46 for real I would travel all across the fucking globe to see him doin standup again. I don't live in the U.S but if he decides to try standup again, i'll be there in a heart beat.

[thebeaterz16]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[mhiatt23]

Thumbs up if Eddie Murphy is the funniest man alive.

[BIGNIG2500]

@mhiatt23 back then he was. now, not so much.

[mhiatt23]

@BIGNIG2500 true.

[ConsciousWorld]

SUCK MY DICK MASTER!!!!!!! CLASSIC!

[jazrid]

is this your beg???

YES MY FUCKING BEG!!!!

Y MOTHER!!!!

A BLACK MAN CANT HAVE A SUITCASE!!!!!

[bigtruckseriesreview]

SUCK MY DICK MASSA.

SUCK MY MUTHERFUCKIN DICK.

FUCK YOU MUTHERFUCKER !!!!

CLASSIC.

[chocolatepuff718]

Classic! I wish Eddie still had that demeanor

[TheWheelofLife100]

I understand with comedy, it's all about the timing and fucking Eddie is spot on here,this shit just gets funnier and funnier every time I watch it.

[HeavenlyRealms0910]

I love this man. A legend and he never had to be on stage to define how funny he can be. And will always be. In fact I will say Eddie is my favorite and I am comic ball like the one that if you say odd I will just say ball roll me down a snow hill I will grow and then hey they like chopping trees down to build more stadiums we can barely afford to be in so I will hug a tree. A tree did save my life in 2008 electric went out 17 days my ass went out made a snowman fail and slip&slide !!!

[rastaman24211]

@HeavenlyRealms0910 lol...wtf?...about 3/4`s of the way through your comment i realized i had no fucking clue what you were talking about anymore

[ExileFox12]

@HeavenlyRealms0910 WTF?

[iamurdad77]

ffffffffffffffffffooowwwwwwwww­wpssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­! we'll bail that shit just keep that away from us!

[ammedkouakou]

Suck my dick master!



[Lynsey38025Part2]

"I wish I was a slave I would fuck somebody up"  ROFL!!

[dirtysouth202]

94 people sucked his mother fucking dick

[greenlegsandspam]

Suck ma dick masta, I ain't balin no muthafucka!

[huntedhaus]

lol



[nick61729]

i laughed so hard my balls exploded 

[StopFlaggingVideos]

SUCK MY DICK, MASTER

[chefawkes]

he went from this.. to donkey in shrek. smh

[WinstonSmith6079]

@chefawkes LOL I know! But believe it or not, Eddie Murphy was about the funniest guy around! You totally wouldn't know it from what he's done in the past ten or twenty years, but once upon a time he was GOOD, maybe better than anyone around today, when he was at his peak, which he was for quite a few years hehehehe

See his earlier films and a good deal of his old Saturday Night Live! work for proof LOL hehehehe

[ryda706]

92 people are bailin cotton

[spiritwolf50]

At starwoors what does your comments have to do with Eddie Murphy.

[dxyoyo95]

@raptor7862

What world do you live in?

[Tavainewhyte1]

@dxyoyo95 the real world. Majority of us are like that, you probably just met the wrong ones.

[Raptor8762]

Black people are some of the coolest people that you will ever meet in your life. I never felt threatened or in danger walking down the street in my poor neighborhood, i just show absolute respect and i get respect and friendship in return.

[turnfootsherlock]

@Raptor8762 your re a cool smart dude

[differentandalike]

if you like EDDIE MURPHY you will like HOW TO BE UNIQUE ON YOU TUBE

[noahgm2010]

Better not go Texas...theyll fuck you up

[webb69able]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Eddie was the motherfucking shit back in these days.

[wakukulezxc]

SOCK MA DICK MASTA...SOCK MA MODAFOKIN DICK!!!

[MathieuLJohnson]

@wakukulezxc Is that what he said? Wow, I must have missed that part of the video. Thank god you were here to spend the time to transcribe that part of the video - I would have missed it, and so would I'm sure many others. Plus what's the point of even watching the video, when its so much funnier to read your phonetically written comment!

Thanks again!

[somasoma6]

איזה מלך הבין אדם הזה הוא הייה צריך להייות איתפי:)

[somasoma6]

מה



[icelove871]

It's fucking hard to conceive (seeing that I'm a brotha from the age of Chapelle and Lopez) how fucking funny, I mean real goddamned funny, Eddie Murphy was. I mean, this is the same brotha who made Pluto Nash and Meet Dave and Norbit. But he's real fucking funny! God fucking DAmn!

[beowulven]

@WelshyKid01

Nope.

[thekissarmy]

All of you can lick the crust from my ass

[StarWoors]

@VIKINGxDNA

The Theory of Evolution is a myth. :)

[DocItDiaz]

@StarWoors and so is creationism :)

[StarWoors]

@DocItDiaz

True, Indeed. Creationism is NOT what the Bible teaches. But Evolution is based on faith in blind chance. It doesn't even qualify to be a good HYPOTHESIS let alone a TRUE SCIENTIFIC THEORY.

[DocItDiaz]

@StarWoors Ok , we need to believe in different things

[Kostyasch]

@StarWoors You sure know nothing about evolution if you it's based on "blind chance". And you also don't know about what makes a scientific theory.

[StarWoors]

@Kostyasch

Don't be so quick to say that. I'm studying at one of the top universities in America to become a scientist, and I don't just blindly accept what ANYBODY tells me. This so-called scientific theory is BASED upon BELIEF in blind chance rather those who acdept it are aware of it or not.

[seenalotabs]

As for Eddie, He deserves to be where he is now, He has TRUE Tallent.

As for some people here, WOW!

[LocoGroove]

Those are some ugly clothes...but golden comedy for sure!

[vonabaybee2014]

;; Ahahaha YEH ITS MY BAG A BLACK MAN CANT HAVE A SUITCASE?!?!?

[TheQueHegan]

@VIKINGxDNA

Your kind has been saying the same crap over and over. Yet it never actually happend.

Your sounding just like the people who preach the end of the world at every turn. Sometimes i wonder if you dont get tired of it.

[pinknblue2ful]

suck my dick massa

[TheQueHegan]

@VIKINGxDNA

strangely, your reply doesnt surprise me in the slightest

But then, i cant really blame you for it. You ARE a white supremacist after all, and they tend to lack higher brain functions.

[TheQueHegan]

@VIKINGxDNA

The fact that you so desperately try to convince others that white people are superior to black people tells alot more.

[Halfgermanhalfloco]

"I WISH I WAS A SLAVE I WOULD FUCK SOMEBODY UP" !!

"SUCK MY DICK MASSAAA"

[mrwhatever213]

@VIKINGxDNA bull shit. you went there and fucked that up to. we once were very great and all knowledge comes form Africa. your snow monkey people have lied and covered history but soon the truth will be known. the gods are coming again and there not white lol.

[xxfuckyoutooxx1]

SUck MA DiCK MaSTA

[brando2448]

i like coming to america thats funny

[TheNattiboom]

roflmaoooooooooooooooooo 

[ItsYaBoiRick]

@VIKINGxDNA Yeah but only because they took the best, both physically and intellectually but hey it is what it is can't change what's been done just remember and move on.

[telltalemse]

hahahah I LOVE THIS!! suck my dick master! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA soooooooo goooooooooooooood! "you better not go to texas, they fuck you up" hahahahah....this is so so good.........

[lorinec21]

Yeah thats my fuckin bag why motherfucka ? a black man can't have a suitcase LOL

[Decisionof23]

@ Naniwaia learn how to spell before you make stupid and racist comments dumb ass

[naniwala]

why does thta nigger have to swear in every sentenc he sais

[SVR09Legends]

@naniwala Y0 sUCK MA dICk MASTA! SuCK MA motHA FUckIN DIck!

[SoulcaliburSkiller7]

Thumbs Up if You Think He Have Watched Roots

[MikeDunn]

@plutity he just means that he expected it.

[OBAMABInlaDENrublind]

@whitetailhunta hmmm I like to hunt whitetail too, deer that is with a scope and 700 mag, may I invite you for a hunt? Whatcha scared of the Word for, heck if I wasnt right with Him yet, I prob wouldnt want to hear it either

[200damary]

Eddie Murphy owned them whites boys lmao!

[Rockyfan10060]

"I wish I was a slave, I'd fuck somebody up!" It's funny because some people do talk like that.

[OBAMABInlaDENrublind]

SIn enslaves everyone who insnt born again of the water and Spirit in the name of Jesus Christ.John 3:3,5 Acts 2:38

[whitetailhunta]

@OBAMABInlaDENrublind shut your ass up!

[boomboomjamcainroom]

this is the shitt man



[djschoolcraftmusic]

His face at 1:33. That's all.

[gtown876]

this shit was too funny! classic eddie. "white people don't call niggas niggers no more.." Naw. now they do it on the internet, hiding behind screen names like cowards. this racism shit gotta stop. i messed up reading these comments. i should've just watched eddie and kept it movin.

[ukylajohnson]

YEA ITS MY FUCKING BAG...WHY MUTHA FUCKA A BLACK MAN CANT HAVE A SUIT CASE!!!?!?!....hahaha <3

[TheAdamXiong]

LOL! So fucking funny! Everytime I watch this, it never fails to crack me up!

[Laughfiend65]

5847 people got fucked up in Texas

[westside159]

A BLACK MAN CANT HAVE A SUITCASE ? lol

[beowulven]

"Gather around children, let me tell you about a magical time called 'the 1980s'. Prince was on the radio, the A-Team was on television, and Eddie Murphy was, you know... actually funny."

[Khalid88Nasser]

@beowulven hhhhhhhhh ur amazing !!!

[Hotpink51]

@beowulven I grew up at the end of the 90's and i was raised with oldschool music and movies(: Thank God for oldschool parents<3 I mean of course i like newschool stuff but, i havent forgotten about the good old days<3

[Pensfan8726]

@beowulven well thats cuz dreamworks ruined him

[MrKareemRuiz]

@beowulven mj is way better. just saying

[sivko23]

@beowulven prince was on radio??? prince??

[bigtruckseriesreview]

@beowulven

Eddie Murphy does nothing but fucking PG rated children's shows now. NO FUNNY IS THERE.

[xXNikkiXxAlonXx]

hahahha!



[LoveVanillaRose]

AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET US FREE

[AmericaJustin]

Well this just seemed like Yesterday,

A Then Eddie Murphy was not in a Fatsuit or Dressed like a Woman and was Actually Being funny.

[RoadWarrior2006]

OMG Eddie used to fucking PWN.

[Haris641804]

WHAT THEY AIN'T FUCKIN NOBODY UP

[870812lby]

you will be a 7years old walking the dog no house motherfucker... lool

[supatoker420]

"Suck my dick, master!" haha the master part always gets me hahahahaha

[hardassteel]

He was one of the best.

[imaan808]

" WHY MOTHER FUCKER.......A BLACK MAN CANT HAVE A SUITCASE" loooooooool

[XxXa123456789zXxX]

@imaan808 yeah they cant

[ohnoesitscaptainrape]

To be honest, its quite strange that this man is now famous for providing the voice of a friendly donkey.

[Diel562]

Funniest stand up comidian

[gamehatred]

Why Muthafucka? a black man can't have a suitcase! xDDD this just made me roll on the floor

[MrRonstr]

haha, .50-1.00 is funny.

[mrseximix]

WHY MUTHAFUKA?!  LOL

[MrGiriga]

@icthruu4evr ahahah you mad cause of that "big dick" Eddie did, hahah you area WHITE SMALL DICK HAVIN ass muh fuckin punk SON!! LITTLE DICK!!! hahahah white = SHRIMP/NEEDLE DICK!! hahaha

[HASLUM]

@icthruu4evr

Guess you weren't old enough in the 80s.

[250honda]

"i wish i was a slave i would fuck somebody up" lol like its his dumb cousin saying it or something

[niptuck117]

"Just keep that fuckin' shit away from me."

[calliban2222]

HAHAHA they dont call niggers, niggers nomore....

[317roger]

OMG, i had this on 33 rpm vynil back in the early 80's, brings back alot of good memories.........LMAO x2

[pancakes4dinner1]

A BLACK MAN CAINT HAVE A SUITCASE?!?! roflmao

[ballersession]

87 masters sucked the slaves dick.

[Xxerick930xX]

87 people were the slaves that got off the boat.

[skunkhead2007]

esp when theys niggers around lol

[PAPAMEXICO10]

niggers and mexicans are the only ones to walk free on the states.......

[andrewsacoolkid1]

betta not go ta texas....they'll fuck ya up

[Cinnamon815]

"YEAH THATS MUH FUCKaN BAG!!....O_O .....WHY mutha FUCKAH?!!

[comforama]

Why won't he break out the leather suit for another stand up tour? PLEASE. If I win the lottery this year, I'll personally offer Eddie Murphy £5,000,000 to do a one-off show for me and my friends. Though he has to guarantee it'll be a classic set full or profanity, not a gay-ass family show like he's seem to be comfortable with.

[Saulbecer56]

push thrree 

[kreion]

FUCK YOU, MOTHAFUCKA !!!

[weirdJAB09012]

0:56

[crusadah]

eddie needs to pick the mic up again.

[edwinm1]

lol 'WHAT!?" "THEY AINT FUCKIN NOBODY UP!"

[browneyesheaven]

What they ain`t fucking nobody up. hahahahahaha

[NinjaPiratePenguin]

Motherfucking fuck fuck in my fuck while i fuck your mother in the ass shit on my fuck fucking motherfucker.

[joeonaldo07]

lol

[Bradteshia]

black people...

[mrwhatever213]

@Bradteshia are the best.

[Bradteshia]

@mrwhatever213 pick my cotton, boy

[YungMrMagic]

a black man cant have a suitCASE lmao

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

I almost shit my pants

Mo lie

[scarypigeon]

I'm white, I speak french but man, this is so fuckin' hilarious lol.

[3piiCFaiiL]

For all u african american haters commenting on this video you are the most retarded people of all time. If u hate them so bad why do u watch videos that envolve black people? like really is it jus me or do the mother fuckers have no life? I fuckin dare u to call a black person a nigger to their face cuz theyll fuck u up!!

[MrByaeger]

@3piiCFaiiL not worth your time man, they hate themselves most of all, just don't know what to do with it so they spout shit from behind a fake name and a keyboard. the best revenge is that everybody else is having a good time enjoying the show. and they are just crawling around under the bleachers sifting through trash. laugh at them too, because they are the biggest joke of all. they want people to get mad, they need it. don't give them that and they fade away like the lie that they are.

[XxpunkrockprincessxX]

After seeing Eddie Murphy in all those family comedies, its really weird watching him swear and make adult jokes :s

[pisspimp]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX naaah, its really weird seeing him that bs family crap. U must be young ass hell, Eddie is the best comedic actor of all time. Ure a young programmed fool

[XxpunkrockprincessxX]

@pisspimp Calm down (:

[neverever2323]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX this was way better:))

[cun7us]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX That's cause he sold out to the mainstream to chase the dollar. Don't tell me it's too much swearing for you?

[zachedwards92]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX its what he should be doing... not that family crap

[dalesalsa]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX hahahah you must be like 15 or something because it is weird and Silly watching him make the kids movies to U.S. older guys.. I'm 29... ;-)

[sygnator33]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX all u people seem to be so suprised did u missed 48 h or beverlyhills cop ?

oh sorry ure to young

[Yaggeth]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX

I'm guessing you're 15 or younger.



[XxpunkrockprincessxX]

@Yaggeth close, 17

I get it hes funny, but its weird..

[Yaggeth]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX

Yeah, wasn't trying to say you didn't get it, but you being young... you probably watched all his latest stuff first... and then watched this as to where I grew up on stuff like Beverly Hills Cop and think it's weird he's doing family movies now.

[CSATexan]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX

You are the same age as my son and he told me the exact same thing.

He was surprised to hear Eddie Murphy curse.

[TheSupersolomonz]

@XxpunkrockprincessxX same thing for me, i didnt know he was this funny!

[CRUNKJOOSE2]

So this is the muthaphukka from MEET DAVE WTF???

[mrShowaddywaddy]

@CRUNKJOOSE2 yeah, back when he used to be REAL fuckin funny!

[pisspimp]

@CRUNKJOOSE2 yepp u young fuq

[Fluteboy9473]

You deserve to go bak in the slave economy nigger

[mrwhatever213]

@Fluteboy9473 I hope you die and get shot in the mouth you pale face ghost. you and your cursed generation. fuck you and burn bitch.

[mapaboy]

@mrwhatever213 Now why the fuck you gotta say that... why don't you smarten the fuck up... not all white people are racist

[MrHangbush]

@Fluteboy9473 And you deserve to stay in your trailer park KKK bitch.

[AjaniBryantGysi]

82 people are the masters that hav 2 suck the slaves dick

[lindasper]

Your last name is Irish.....and when slaves were purchased they were given the last name of " their owner" interestiing as I taught history

[zeelove8]

wow theres so many race-hatein ignorant comments here,, but whats truly amazin is that instead of watching good ol boy kkk vids an country music or historical vids on the good ol south an vids of the history of sometin white related or even something religious, Christian or irish history of bag-pips or the saint Pattys day parade,, they would instead rather be here watchin a black man do comedy,, its to f**ken funny to me,,,, lol ,, o please u wont find white power in his comedy so LEAVE<<<

[Xitrax]

SUCK MAH DICK

SUCK MAH MOTHAFUCKIN DICK

[texasrealist09]

LMAO LOL EDDIE IS STUPID LOLOLOL

[Nyame30]

@texasrealist09 You're stupid.

[texasrealist09]

@Nyame30 obviously you want a reaction lol

[88bluebirds]

lmAO he went to texas looking for racism ,that wouldnt suprize me if the blacks of today go to these places to experience racism

[Moeine93]

0:30 ... you betta not goh to texas... theh fak ya ap!