Pokemon Gold Pirate (NES) Part 1

[Jaxta9]

MY FUCKING EARS!

[Poltjoo]

This video cured my aids.

[lugiarocks1]

How is there a Pirate NES game of a game made in 2000?

[JPhands]

@lugiarocks1 The game was made after the year 2000.

[zacil1234]

My ears!

[WolfCoder]

You know you can press the white keys on the board too

[tahtipuikkoblogi]

Does someone have sheet music for the music?

Hopefully there will be band live recording released :D

[rageweir]

cool story bro needs more lavender town

[marylovesdavidcook]

this music is AMAZING Michael Jackson is nothing compared to this!(sarcasm)

[yusmin123]

Oh my god the music sounds like it was made by a monkeys ass

[BetaWolf47]

3:00 Unless my ears are playing tricks on me, this grass is working just fine!

[superzwiebel]

The music is making me die of laughter x'D Oh gawwwwd

[shadyguy999]

wow..... this damn music is just....

oh my jesus chirst.

Beter than rebecca black though XD

[LordWeegee450]

@shadyguy999 And Beiber... Don't get me started on Beiber

[killerkite333]

oh headache

[yusmin123]

I'm deaf now

[TwilitBeholder]

It's so disappointing and poorly done, it's hilarious.

I think I was laughing so hard, I started to think the music was good.

[lolbucket]

2:29 is that Voldemort?!

[DUDE666ization]

Lmfao!!!!! this is terrible lol xD but it's so funny and the music is so catchy I don't really know what to say lol

[xxsectumsempraxx]

DAT INTRO MUSIC

[aarcdlrv]

dude leave this version alone .. obviously it was dropped on its head when it was created ........... a few times... lol jp.. yeah horrible game remake , and music.. original was waaaaay better..

[HordeLorde64]

OH LAWD

[HeroCrest69]

As JoshJepson would say, "Good God Jesus Grandma."

Seriously, this game makes Action 52 look like a masterpiece. Anyone wanna join with me in getting AVGN to review this?

[KaguyaHimex]

Crazy bus meets pokemon

[gamenerd4444]

Is it bad that i found the music a bit catchy?

[chocolatenesquack]

the music is so beautiful it I want it to be playing at my funeral

[AllieRX87]

Christmas cards have better music.

[klutches]

The music for the hack is most played on my iPod Touch. I even listen to it before I go to sleep and when I wake up.

[xxKarachanxx]

So, am I the only one who kind of grew attached to the music? =|a

I particularly liked the intro screen music.

[BlazeTheCatLegend]

the music arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrgh

[wayneandpain]

OMG EAR RAPE MAKE IT STOP PLZZZ

[Vertigo688]

"Have you noticed the terrible excuse for music?"

HAVE I? HAVE I? NO, I HADN'T REGISTERED IT UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT, THANK YOU NANODALA. JESUS FUCKING--

[MediocrexGenerica]

Sounds like someone created the music with their ass

[FlipnoteRose]

;A; Those who do not feel pain are not human. For god's sake, how could you NOT FEEL PAIN after listening to this so-called 'music'?

;n;

[SuperNoahZark]

This is what happens when Helen Keller tries to compose a symphony.

[therealerf909]

My ears are bleeding, but the outdoor music is sooooo catchy.

[Guitarist500]

if the music used real MIDI (just saying) it would've actually been interesting.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

aparently, deaf people composed the music for this game?

[adaam97]

PIRATE POKEMON GOLD used crappy sonore band

YOUR EARS are bleeding

YOUR EARS fainted...

now you can't hear this HURRAAAY!!!!

[gustibiri24]

4:06 lol get out of the way!

[TheMaliciousStorm]

The music is giving me a headache so I muted it and there are TOO many Blue sprites! xD This is hilarious!

[HaloSpartanG13]

Better then Justin Bieber

[Echidneys]

I could think of so much hilarious dialogue to replace the chinese characters these NPCs are speaking, there's not enough comment space for it all XD

[Echidneys]

BLUE: "What were you expecting, a rival?"

[ThePinkMamaLuigi]

It's Pokemon Gold ON CRACK!

[Metaflossy]

(insert joke about justin beibers music here)

[robinjam304]

I would be laughing my arse off if I wasn't bent double in pain clutching my bleeding ears.

[shugochara78]

Trainer sprites are absolutely terrible in this bootleg.

[abomasnow4]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ALEX HELP!!! I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!"

lol, Lunar CD reference from me, abomasnow4.

[RyanKenny59]

My head hurts hahaaha

[myhamster10]

@dragonsword777 lol

[crimsonhalo545]

the movement is sooooo bad because every single portable Pokemon has the player walk on a grid but not this one

[ZabelLP]

If something is worse cheetamen ... It's bad... And this is a pretty damn good attempt on it... Only good thing xD

[Psyblader501]

I LOVE THIS MUSIC!!!

PAK PIK PAK PAK PUK PEK PUK PAK PIK PUK

BAM BOM BAM PIK PAK BOM BAM PIK

DA DA DA DA

[ReRemixedLive]

horrid sfx

[TheBattleProductions]

GO EPIC MUSIC!!!!!!

[GamerBoy1396]

This is chinese not japanese, characters move to slow, Creepy music

[crimsonhalo545]

@GamerBoy1396 lawl Japanese made the original. :)

[Silverstein1883]

Made in CHINA again....

Poorest quality i have ever seen.....

Why did they use Japanese on the title....anyway?

[MagikarpUseHydroPump]

This is... terrifying...

[squadala994]

I don't mind the outdoor music!

[germanmafia]

By the love of fucking god! The Music must been transvered from Action 52!

[mcluigi117]

avgn needs to review this.

[germanmafia]

@mcluigi117 oh for sure! :D

[Torchic956]

My ears are BLEEDING

[OVER9000VIDEOS]

Why is this so damn scary...

[marioman574]

@OVER9000VIDEOS Maybe it's just the music for when you're inside the house?

[The14Pugs]

Lol I love how the Gold character just randomly hauls ass while he's walking.

[ksw423245]

iwbtg and all those other games fail in comparsint to this game just because the music my god the music

[ToelleUrLaputa]

I'd really want to play this game...

[germanmafia]

@ToelleUrLaputa Are you sick in the Head? XD

[ToelleUrLaputa]

@germanmafia Yeah, I guess I am :P

[TheOnlyPKMNmaster]

this music is invading my privicy! U TRYING TO MULEST ME WITH THAT MUSIC!

[skyhunterz100]

the music is farting

[skyhunterz100]

WTF The music killed my pet dog

[tarkeke]

that was fucking horrible!

LIKE!

[BwsBitter]

PIRATE GOLD NES used EAR RAPE!

MY EARS fainted!

BWSBITTER is out of usable EARS! BWSBITTER blacked out!

....

[HyRSiWOLF]

I'm sure it could have been decent if they'd put effort in.

[Tache101]

Man, this music makes the music from the Dragon's Den sound like Mozart in comparison.

[Zephyrgirl13]

The music made me laugh :P

[rya41209]

this music is super effective to my ears >.<

[skyhunterz100]

@rya41209 Me too

[Bastiest]

*sigh*

When they are making these pirated hacks, couldn't they even try to make them somewhat decent?

I wonder if there is any actually playable good "non graphical" pirated nes games out there.

[Marty1195]

the music is creepy! D:

[Sejr]

My ears just took a critical hit.

[dazzerd]

lol aren't these those Chinese copyrighted games that they try and flog off like being 32 in a cartridge

[DarioPhantom]

Someone really needs to remix the music. I bet it'd sound awesome played by a band or something.

[Nickdreadskull]

This  music just makes me smile

[bubbajimmy8]

Why does Gold have Red's sprite 

[bubbajimmy8]

Waiting for bad version of tetris theme

[tallpinoyman]

fck this game AND its music lol

[potol5678]

The music is kinda scary at midnight

i'd rather get my bals smashed. no srsly. this music gives me a feeling of dicks piercing my ears

[dumbasspauldentonkin]

Oh God, this is some Yume Nikki shit right here

[H057IL3]

I'd seriously love to write the music for whoever made this game.

[Scouter9001]

the music sounds like what would happen if lady gaga got raped in the ass by the black eyed peas

[MetroidPrime1993]

I almost wish I had a pen to stab out my eardrums... Wait... There's one right here...

[bill1i2am]

...I'd rather shell out the tiny handful of dollars it takes for the REAL Pokemon Gold or better, 39.99 for Pokemon HeartGold... This is just a pathetic insult to one of the best gaming experiences we ever had growing up. Heh...

[BwsBitter]

Thank you stupid Bootleggers You have ripped my ears out with that hellish "music" now I ll have to pay a visit to my local doctors for ear treatment!!!

[BwsBitter]

Omg this literally killed my ears. Aggh this ear-disinigrating music has practically wedged itself into my head permanently. Even tho this game looks totally shit Im wanting to test out it's crappy story mode.

[SuperZeroG]

The music inside the houses sounds like the stuff you'd hear is a graphic hentai anime. The BG music and the screams of pain and pleasure. 0.0

[SuperZeroG]

This music sounds like someone writing with their own penis on a chalkboard.

[SuperKukiX]

Lol, this song is so horrible its funny. It got stuck in my head for MONTHS.

[yourfaceninety]

Im pretty sure they purposely made the music this bad, I think it has some sort of evil hypnotic power.... good lord it is fucking satanic

as for the actual game, what a pity because its so close yet so, SO far... It could have been done right but they just didnt.

[Desullen]

This music owns

[clearedtoengage]

This is the only video that "soccer ball mode" enhances.

[petergilmartin82]

Jesus the music is having an 8-bit heart attack, 

[petergilmartin82]

Jesus, the music is an 8-bit mess having a seizure and a heart attack at the same time while being sodomised with a chainsaw

[WhatInTheHellO]

the music at 0:07 (and at other times) sounds like the theme song for an annoying neighborhood child down the street.

[valzilla2000]

@dragonsword777

actually, a cat makes a better sound

[TheHiivasonni]

I wonder how long a human being could listen to this music without getting insane...

[Nyuugen]

Ahh, my poor ears!

[dragongod467]

Wh....why are my ears BLEEDING

[lyokomaster7]

lol this is bad, i'd play shaqfu before i would play this

[Talic3]

They fucked up on Cherrygrove City. The Auditory shit is pretty bad and extremely repetitive. Plus I noticed at times how it looks like the character is standing on the roof of a building.

[chincherrinas]

This experience will haunt me forever...

[yoabsol]

The house music is awful. o_o

[cky727]

An MP system would have actually made Pokemon very interesting. lol. But this is just sad.

[ScarfDogg]

This music is hilarious

[SoulMaster71]

And the worst part is? The GBC (for which Pokémon Gold was designed) was in some ways a portable NES. Yes. That means that if the bootleggers had actually cared, this might have come out as an OK knockoff. But of course, Chinese bootleggers never care.

[pokehero2]

@dragonsword777 keyboard cat could do better. Even if he was being beat violently.

If you don't know what im talking about search keyboard cat.

[ACBGamer24]

My god! The music! IT'S LIKE FAMITRACKER HAD A baby WITH A DEAF DRUNKEN CHILD!

[acuidad]

Out of nowhere, I suddenly felt like killing someone brutally watching this video.

[zg234]

The battle music is actually kinda catchy. Its's not a good song, but it really gets stuck in your head.

[figaro589]

the music has left me with Tinnitus!

[Uzi1Fan]

nice pink wopper LOL

[SonicBrawler1992]

Oh sweet, fucking, merciful JESUS MAKE IT STOP!!

[randomname349]

The overworld music is the drowsiest, yet cryptic thing I've ever heard. I think they -wanted- you to fall asleep so you wouldn't realize how pointless the game is.

[evilsaltine]

love the music =D

[buuski]

OH MY GOD.

THE MUSIC SUCKS SHIT.

[Talic3]

Couldn't they have just put the original music in?

[ZephernVideos]

Where can I buy or download this monstrosity?

[MrRichie450]

is this an early version of gold version?

[LuigiTailsPrower]

And here I thought the GBC and NES has similar capabilities. My mistake.

[purpleorangesftw]

The music made me die.

[randomamerican1]

@purpleorangesftw LIES!!!! THIS RANDOM HODGEPODGE OF NEEDLESS BLOOPS AND BLIPS IS IN NO WAY MUSIC!!!! POKEMON (THE GAMES OF MY CHILDHOOD!!!) HAD MUSIC, BUT THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MOCKERY!!!! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! NONLOJLLJLNJKLJCJFKLDSJFA;NDFA­*&*&(*(&)^)$#(943907449q0&*)&*­&)&&*(&)fjhslhuoig(*) VJKCXNNFKJSNDKFNCNJ....and I usually don't get this angry.

[myhamster10]

@randomamerican1 hayz ppl stil playz pkmn but this is like its its own game

[randomamerican1]

@myhamster10 Yeah, I love Pokemon, too, and I'm proud to say that. :) However, this excuse for music is atrocious.

[myhamster10]

@randomamerican1 hmz...i likes the music...but i like the old music betr

[xxxMike1991xxx]

Hahahahaha crazy

[AntichristDemoncore]

how can someone actually make the music that annoying? wouldnt you get pissed off yourself listening to it and decide not use it

[CrazyKirlia]

The music makes me die slowly inside.

[germanmafia]

This Fucking Music Rapes my Ears T_T

[dong2512]

OMFG! the music!

The overworld theme is like mocking me!

Somebody kill the SoB who created this abomination!

[JDogindy]

Not that I really care about this game, given its glitch-fest and poor excuse of doing stuff (aren't most pirated games?)

[JDogindy]

You know, I tried out this hack, and I can't move around after the intro. Well, I can change directions, but I can't walk, you see.

Do I have to look around the "menu" first in order to move around?

[germanmafia]

Where did you download this Piece of Shit? I wanna make a LP of it :D

[JDogindy]

Well, I sent you a message. How's that?

[germanmafia]

Thanks Mate :D

[birdturd405]

@germanmafia where do i download this rom from? can ya tell me, i wanna show that i have it to my friend :)

[birdturd405]

@JDogindy  where do i download this rom from? can ya tell me, i wanna show that i have it to my friend :)

[Missingno3000]

EAR RAPE

[hax0rman1337]

wat a peice of shit. It is kinda cool tho.

[feetforeveryone]

aaaaw!

jdhhfheuicghnuighuigwenigfnirc­!!!

(seizure)

[GoWeegee]

I can't stop laughing when I hear the outdoors music and look at the uploader's icon :]

[Darknanard]

Golden Shit!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

This music is one of the best masterpieces ever created

[AdamG4062]

music.......raping..........ea­rs :/

[GoWeegee]

Nice ear rape this game has, yes indeed.

[derbydaiquiri]

The indoors music at least seems to follow some kind of laws of harmony, but the overworld theme sounds like someone is banging their hand against a keyboard kind of randomly... yet it's so catchy! D:

The battle music is repetitive, but kind of cool in a weird way...

[vaati000]

I feel like I'm going to get a seizure listening to this music.

[retrolinkx]

I would hate to be the Kid to get this for Christmas, your nostalgia would be fucked up.

[windego999]

I've always wondered why these are made...were people so desperate to play these games they'd settle for a crappy pirated version? it saddens me that they might assume this is what all video games are like...and sadder that they might even enjoy playing this :(

[Zimfan508]

Worse then E.T the videogame?

thats a touh choice there.

E.t. Worst game ever.

well besides Action 52.

[GOghetto]

as a person that started playing his first rpg game ever (fire red) two weeks ago, this sucks RAGING BULL ASS :) (seriously im not computarted just wasnt interested in rpgs) (i love my arcanine by the way)

[DXSnakeEaterishacked]

Best game music ever made. (sarcasm)

[dan5999999999]

wtf???????

[298Azurill]

I am Japanese and this has way too many Kanjis for me to understand.

[krawky398]

I think the script is in Chinese. But even if it was in Japanese, I guess there would be too many kanjis.

[sega31098]

@298Azurill It's Chinese, not in Japanese Kanji.

[supersayensonic]

EAR RAPE!