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  • lol

  • Macs may not have get the blue screen of death, but they get the spining rainbow of death...

  • mac dont have a blue screen of death, its just shows an apple and restarts your computer without telling you whats the problem is. My ipod does this all the time and i hate it.

  • I've never had the blue screen of death nor any errors/viruses/problems in general that hinder my computer's ability to keep on goin'. Honestly, only a retard can fuck their computer up that bad.

    It's usually the porn they download.

  • When I saw this video for the first time, I discovered the word "fucktard" lol.

  • The great majority of "blue screen of death" went away with Windows XP... which remains the one and only reason that Microsoft still got a business... and redeems itself after the massive failure of Windows ME... But after that they just can't help screwing things up again and thus Vista was born. :D I don't have Windows 7 so can't really comment on that.

  • Mac IS a blue screen of death.

  • ya,, no blue screen of death, so if your mac dose fuck up, you will not know whats wrong!!

  • @Aaron1046

    Well said. Mac users just don't seem to get that fact for some reason...

  • I have a pc and have had it for 3 years, and i have never had the blue screen of death. so thats just bullshit!

  • @Ekas12345 m to

  • You're mature

  • All of these comments are unrelated. But good video.

  • Why buy expensive hardware from apple when you can do two things to run OSX. 1. Dual boot I run Windows 7 then when I want to boot OSX. 2. Run a virtual machine. No point in buying expensive hardware and plastic.

  • Actually, you need a mac ROM to even do any of those things, and it is illegal not to own a mac and get it's respective ROM.

  • @macosnine yeh because that's stopped people.

  • This guy sounds like a typical 'fucktard' that doesn't know how to use a PC. If by some stupid chance you get the blue screen, ask yourself, wtf did I do? It's not the OS, it's you.

  • Untrue half of the time. Do your research. VIRUSES. PLAIN OL' ONE TIME SYSTEM ERRORS. Not the user's fault.

  • at least pc load when you load (beach ball of death for retarded macs)

  • Beachball for us equals that stupid hourglass for you.

  • macs kick ass

  • macs are shit...................

  • macs fucking suck that is all there is to it computers do not crash and that is that who ever thinks macs are beter than pcs are fucking retards.

  • OS 9.2 9 years ago.

  • lol this is epic fail

  • My computer use to get BSOD alot and it never died! Thnx for da vid!

  • r0fl

  • that was system 9 retarded. OSX rules!

  • What you said made no sense, you're an idiot.

    Windows rarely crash, its usually a program that is running that f's up.

  • Same as Mac OS.

  • lol

  • I have to use the mac at school. Computing studies use Macs and Business studies use Windows

  • don't loose your time

  • Hehe I love this and I used macs all my life ^^. Don't get me wrong, I don't ever go near a pc..Soon as I heard that sosumi alert with the red warning dialog box my heart skipped a beat and I got all nostalgic, aww.

  • Im sorry but no one uses os9 any more, your about 9 years late. I bought a standard powermac 3 years ago, no upgrades, never brought into a shop, only defragged it once and it still runs top of the line with my games, Final Cut Studio and Maya. Side note, I own my own video business so macs are a need.

  • What Games do you play on OSX?

    Hmm that why MACINTEL has 2% of the market and old MAC OS has 4%? Why not use Avid's Liquid studio and MAYA's version for PC which runs on a 64 bit version of XP rather then 32bit for MAC ?!

    You have a Mac and are stuck with it and are "SELF employed" which means you dont have to connect with anyone else.

    Wow Im SOO impressed with MACS .. NOT !

  • A few Games(Can't list all):

    Halo, Sims 2, Quake 4, Doom 3, Civilization 3 and 4, Darwinia, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, WoW, Apeiron X, Gooball ,Stubbs the Zombie, and Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3.

    -over 50% of apple sales in 2006 were from PC users switching over.

    -I bought Maya 8 Unlimited last September and AutoDesk ruined it.

    -by the way I'm not stuck with a mac, I choose the Mac. I can run UNIX, X11, Linux, OSX, and now windows apps on it.

  • I can also boot linux and XP, just not OSX but then have no use for it.. and I'm also experimenting with Sun's Looking glass.

    Sales are good for Mac but then that's been to a MONSEROUS blitz of advertising (alot of it somewhat false) from Mac. And those advertising bills are paid for by the iPod. Without that, Apple would probably be still hovering around 3 or 4% as it was last year.

    Sorry I'd rather run todays stuf...today, not yeterday.

  • I know thats not a Apple computer machine talking. It's a Pc. :0P And I never had any errors just popping up like that since my old Deil.

  • Is he trying to say there are other brands out there besides an Apple Macintosh?

  • funny but illogical and ignorant. a typical pc fanboy.

  • funny but not true. haha f**ktard! lol

  • LOL so true. Apple is very expensive crap, wondering why Bill Gates saved it?

  • only reason why is because the united states does not allow monopolies in its economy with out apple microsoft would not exist.

  • Without Apple MS wouldnt exist?

    ok without XEROX and MAC stealing from them and hiring Xerox PARC employees, APPLE would not exist!

    Sorry Apple actually stole code directly... MS just borrowed ideas and did things themselves.

    Readup on it !

  • jabberwolf:

    Xerox invited Steve and his friends to see and learn what they were doing in their labs. Xerox tried sueing Apple but couldn't because it was already past the time limit.  Microsoft was given permission from apple to use it's ideas but windows became to much like Apple's OS that Apple sued. Apple only got money out of a few things because they took stuff from Xerox. It's a circle of events! cheers.

  • I agree on this but Apple was invited for a 2 day tour, but not to use Xerox's techonolgy only to allow Xerox to have some leftovers of profits from its own inventions.

    I mean there is taking of IDEAS, and there is hiring programers that worked for Xerox in 1979 and then comming out with LISA in 1983.

    Just saying Apple shouldnt complain 1 bit about MS.

    Autodesk I think made some improvements from Alias.

    So basically you have games from 1 or 2 years ago?!

  • jabberwolf:

    Apple doesn't complain, everyone else does for them. Microsoft and apple signed a "truths" deal in 1997.

    I haven't bought new games for a while. I've been waiting for about a year for the new Mac Pros. Plus I normally play video games on consoles.

    -I did hear that Maya 8.5 was better than 8, it's just that after using 7, 8 was a lot slower, buggier, and used more ram.

  • As for as I remember the government would actually take over part of the Corp and regulate it with strict rules if it became a Monopoly.

  • i tryed the url it shows...its porn

  • I love my iMac, (it hasn't crashed once since i bought it almost a year ago) but this was funny. lol

  • apple so sucks, their users are sheep, much like anyone you talk to who is a democrat

  • not true, i own a mac and I'm republican

  • wow. up yours to who ever made this! I <3 my Mac Pro AND YES, I DONT HAVE A BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

  • verry bad

  • This Mac user has forgotten what an error looks like. Personally I don't understand why you feel like you have to spread a pack of lies.

  • cheeeese!!!! u pc guys... jajajajajaja please dont change, u r great just like u'r pc's... yeah, right! jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajaja

  • this is dumb. why make this?

  • PCs are compatible with off-the-shelf video games, Macs are not.

    PCs win.

  • Yeah, if you've never kissed a girl and still play video games all day.

  • mcdonalds too... and the nfl loves you... happy playing... retard...

  • If you can manage all the Hardware upgrades without going bankrupt.

  • At least we CAN upgrade (with easy to find parts).

  • And I can swap out my HDD, install more RAM, and still not give a damn. The importance of my Hardware matters only enough to me that I want to keep it working. Otherwise, I'm a software guy, I'm much more likely to spend a day learning new Quicksilver or TextMate features then I am to "pimp my hardware"

    Sebastian

  • Fuck head , try to fight over 3,0000 virus with your windows , ahuahuahauhuahuah.

  • haha this video is great. I don't understand why you have so many comments from immature apple fanboys. Do they really think it matters which company is 'better?' whatever. I like this video a lot :D

  • ROTFL (<- does anyone still use that?)

  • jajajaja -ese video nomas refeja todos los errores de la pc y ese sistema operativo hace años que no existe--celos

  • Fuck you. Apple Rules!!!

  • I could not find the ANY Key And the E machines Told me to F#$# Myself rofl

  • PCS SUCK

  • wow, who ever made this video must be really pissed off and immature.

    Those alerts by the way, are from OS 7.

    a little funny, it got a slight chuckle out of me.

  • Mac's can run Windows and Macintosh

    PC's Can NOT. only Windows

    Apple wins

  • Wrong asshole, ever heard of doing a bootdrive?

  • And also it doesn't have to be Win or Mac OS, PCs can run any OS you put into it.

  • apple sucks

  • u suck

  • Ya, I hated apple 10 years ago when I was a kid, but notice that none of these pop-up things are from OSX? That's because they have nothing against it.

  • i had the blue screen of death so i restarted it and it was back to normal!

  • Lamo

  • i dont even know what the fuck i'm using right now

  • i eat babies. they are tastey. lol

  • ahahah, great

  • LAWL

  • lol

    I had same happen before windows 95...

    But i like macOS

  • Macs are a bit better but don't support all the good games...The presentation is genius though(of the movie)

  • Don't like Macs? Don't buy one. Problem solved... duh.

  • great video lolss

  • ahahahha

  • haha, pathetic loser

  • LMFAO That's awesome.

  • lol e-machines

  • l o l

    mac is pc alike. same bus architecture,...

  • Wow, how fucking original.

  • Some childish people just like to do things that make people sick.

  • Lool, he speaks of problems that only occur on Windows-"Computers"! And he shows Mac OS 1-9 Alert-Windows.

    And the Mac is able to click OK there, the PC won't work anymore!

    LOOOL

  • having just looked back at older posts...clearly im not the first person to say what i said! well there we go!!1

  • i may or may not be the first person to say this....but arguing over whether mac or pc reign supreme is one of the geekiest, most depressing things i've ever seen...and the fact that you guys get so angry by someone slagging off ur prefered choice of computer just proves it...fact is, like anything, each computer is better at different things for different people...in conclusion, grow up and get a life!

  • ahahahahaha

  • hehehehehehe

  • aleart I am a fucktard

  • macs are not very good

  • actually, macs are evil.

  • Damn right they are!

  • oh oh plz don't use the "f" word plz!

  • jajaja, good and creative, you need a mac.

  • lmfao classic. gotta love it

  • LMFAO!!! THATS SOOOO TRUE!!

  • my computer is aqua! it matches the curtains!!!

  • Little known, this was actually made by Kevin Pereira of G4 fame when he was .. what 17, or so? He used to have a great show, Pointless Audio and later had (much better) clips on LickMySweaty.com. I haven't seen anything on G4 really though...

  • Those were all the alerts pre OSX...barely anyone runs on classic 9 anymore, and even with Classic 9 I've never had a problem.

  • apple não kkkk

  • ...I don't know what to think. It's almost funny that the pop-up's were from an old windows program,not mac. Also I speak from experience,the windows I have has crashed about 3-4 times in the 6 months I've had it. Has 3 viruses,and is really slow. And it was expensive,top on the market. Now the Mac G4 We've had for 2-3 years has yet to crash and has six users on it. Its has no Viruses,and has never been slow. Though if that's the best you got to go agents mac,I'm not worried.

  • JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ ES REAL, JAJAJAJAJJA LINUX POR SIEMPRE.

    By NEWMAN.

  • ahahahahahahahaha that last comment made me laugh so hard. its about time pc users had a go at mac. either way that was the worst parody i ahve ever seen of a mac computer it just had a lot of profanity in it...little wit....stilll...hahahahaha ---the tobacco industry...

  • Cool! I want a Mac.. -sob sob-

  • pretty funny

  • "I eat babies, they are tastey!" lmao, awsome error

  • i saw that too, it was hilarious even as im typing this im laughing. lol

  • Funny. It almost makes you proud to own a Mac, because even when it crashes, it does it beautifully with that wonderful chord when you hit "Restart". Just kidding. :)

  • i can't find the "anykey" either

    it consumes me :(

  • Even though Macs are awsome and I am stuck here with a crapy Blue Screen of Death computer, this video is funny.

  • hahahahaha

  • Hilarious!

  • I have MacOS X and it doesn't crash.

  • hehehehehehe, "Tobaco Companies"

  • It's awesome, not poor ;/

  • Made by yet another Windows user in denial..

  • Yeh I agree. The Video isn't even about OS X! It's like someone making a video about Windows 98 claiming that OS represents PC's entirely. The video is a desperate attack at Apple computers by some ignorant PC geeks who don't understand what there bashing. Sad.

  • There not bashing anyone just poking fun at Macs. I found this to be an amusing video. i give it 5 stars.

  • LMAO

  • ...if you don't like it dont use apple.

  • This is just awesome! Not for insulting mac of course. Very funny!

  • When I was in high school, I kept being amazed at the pointless discussions kids got into about which game console was better (nintendo n64/sega Dreamcast/ Sony PSX / Sony PS2). People who obviously didn't have a clue would spout random nonsense about FPUs, GPUs, triangles/s, vertex shaders, etc. just to trash a system they of course only played on for two minutes in the shop, just because they owned "the other one".

    Some things never change...

  • too true :)

  • I concur.

  • LMAO!!

  • Oh yeah, you also like to make Microsoft Sam saying dirty things. ;)

  • haha funny!!

  • I'm curious. Who ever said Macs *NEVER* crash? Ever notice the anti-Mac ads tend to be far more emotionally driven and vengeful than substantive? Why is that?

  • hahaha

  • LOLZ. I love my mac, but I've been a user for 15 years, so this is very funny. All old school sounds!

  • This video is super funny!!!

  • this great

  • HAHAHA

  • Not really funny, everything was OS 9....

    But I enjoyed seeing the "system bomb" error message that I have no seen in YEARS

  • Yeah I agree... it wasn't funny since it's OS 9 and OS 9 sucked (IMO) but that system bomb thing... I haven't seen it in years either haha. 

  • That'd have been funnier if I'd ever had my mac do that. It's kinda funny. A little.

  • HAHA!omg thats so funny

  • LOL! That's funny.

  • uhm...exactly

  • A magnet will fuck both of them up.:)

  • what is the difference between the blue screen of death and the fucking frowning Smiley/folder on your iPod? Do they really think it's funny if you see a frowning face on your way to expensive display of your way to expensive iPod? at least the blue screen doesn't mean your Hard drive broke out of thin air...

  • Peoples dont worry,,i guess, their probably getting along by now, i heard now that u can use a pc software in a macintosh, basically their trying to say is look were getting along so shut the fuck up..

  • this video is rubbish Macs are 100% better microsoft has just tried to ship windows xp for the last 5 years and called it xp pro xp home xp embbeded ETC mac has had loads os operaring systems called cheetah puma jaguar panther tiger and now OS X leopard

  • LOL... and what does that have to do with mac being 100% better than microsoft. Your gonna have to be more self explanitory there dood. My preference is PC.. Im use to it and i feel more comfortable using it rather any other os. Just my preference. now stop the hating and get over it. Stop trying to expose which one is better. They both have there strengths and weaknesses alike. Its a choice now shut up and quit complaining and arguing everyone jeeez lol

  • im using os x liger

  • It's pretty much my favorite operating system...

    GOSH!

  • I still don't understand why Mac users and PC users hate each other... let's work togethe, no hate, no nothing... it's kinda stupid... I have a PC and a Mac at home and use both regularly... why the hate? They're just machines anyways... it's not as if they'll rule the world some day and PC users (or

    Mac users) will be the other ones slaves... invest that passion you use on giving insults to something more creative... FUCK YOU ALL!

  • hahaha nicely said. I also use both, Mac for work, and Pc for home. Anyway i agree with you. I mean computers are just tools, and what tool is "Best" really depends on the person using it and what they need from it.

  • Yes, I see that at least I'm not the only one on this... Most people who do hate each other because of mac/pc are from america because I don't see these feeling in portugal, germany or england. What is it with that?

    And yeah, tastes do differ... it's the same as asking if you like brown haired or blondes... and then arguing over it... tastes differ or maybe you like both. It's so useless argung over it... and it gets old fast...

    Have a nice day!

    Silks

  • Haha

    Cause here in Portugal no one cares. I have a WinXP, an old pc with Win98, and my sisters have an iBook G4 and a PowerBook G4. We just use each one of them differently and have fun.

  • One day, Macs and PCs will unite to kill us all. There are two types of machines, but there is only one type of human. I saw this on Terminator, so I know its true.

  • Lol... I think we'll be their slaves but, heck... One vote on your theory... Agreed

  • so.... What your sayin...is... your name is PAT PUT...

  • lmao wtf you mac users have gotta educate yourselves.. seriously. either buy a decent computer, or dont use one at all.

    i've used a mac, and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST i'd rather not have a computer at all than have a mac

  • no critiquen a mac si nunca fueron usuarios....

  • Macs suck. This video is awesome

  • so funny i forgot to laugh...

  • This was just not funny. Are you a little sad maybe? Look, if you wanna use windows, it's okay. But don't think just because you can't afford a mac, macs are stupid and crash. This vid is even lower quality than that brainless dude going on and on and on about copying CD tracks onto his desktop. Like that'd work with windows.

  • USA

    ALL OF YOU

  • That is the funniest thing I've seen since http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=ZgZQ_It0weI&search=mac%20suck­s

  • DUH! the voice was microsoft sam. and apple rocks. DOWN WITH WINDOWS!!!

  • WOW, that was made on a PC (Microsoft's Default Voice), no wonder it sucked!

  • WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE

    BACKGROUND MUSIC ON THIS CLIP?