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  • If anyone is interested the actor for zaeed is in a movie called Red hill he plays the Sherrif guy even looks like his character

  • Zaeed is the only character I actually laugh at in any video game. I don't know why, I don't even like him in the game xD

  • haha such a badass like zaeed nearly gets killed by a hanar?

  • Zaeed likes Jack. Their babies could single-handedly kill all the Reapers...

  • LMAO, he got jumped by a Hanar. Is Hanar gonna have to choke a bitch?

  • Zaeed... maybe the reason Jessie didn't have to eject a clip 5 years ago because thermal clips hadn't been invented yet

  • Best fucking character in the game and he's only DLC!!

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  • Zaeed, your stories make my shoulder hurt...

  • Me n' five of my men were headin' out to a ice cream shop. Go'damn place tore their stomachs apart, I told those stupid bastards not ta'get the Ben n' Jerry's bucket, those different flavor's can putta go'damn krogan down for a week with a food coma n' a brain freeze.

    ...I was the only one who made it out of that place wit' a full stomach... best ice cream i'd bloody had.

  • Jessie for ME3 squad member

  • Best ME2 squadmate. A shame we're mainly getting stuck with the virgin's dream squad in ME3.

  • @WithBurningTongues

    I'm going to assume by virgin's dream squad, you mean Liara, Ashley, and Tali and their generous breasts.

    With that in mind, if it makes you feel any better and if it's any consolation, we're ALSO getting Garrus, Kaidan (if you picked him over Ashley), and James Vega for non-big-breasted squadmates.

    So if you don't want a virgin's dream squad, you could always pick Garrus and James for example.

  • I love that Zaeed was Spongebob's driving teacher.

  • I did a whole Renegade playthrough with Zaeed as my right hand man (permanent squad member) and it was badass. Combine Shepard's renegade actions with Zaeed's badassery and it was awesome. Even in the suicide mission I was going to see if I could Zaeed have an epic death, so I left him to hold the line ALONE. Yet he still survived, wtf?

  • Fuck my Little brother because if him I can't have zaeed FUCK!

  • Fix Jessie for ME3!

  • zaeed and jessie... this is the best love story ever told.

  • @TheHillshireFarm Grunt is a test tube baby. Garrus got half his face blown off...what a heavy hitter. Thane's dying. Legion is a tech guy. Nice try, Paragon.

  • he reminds me of my step dad

  • Gotta love Bioware. They give you a "Don't smoke" message but with STYLE.

  • haha Zaeed should be a smoking Councillor xD

  • It's Saul Karath from KOTOR(Sta Wars: Knights of The Old Republic)!

  • Zaeed should have been the main character lol

  • 8:00 what? he warn me not to smoking? he don't even smoke??

    wow, he even more badass.

  • @FreedomFighterEx he certainly sounds like a lifetime smoker. Probably gave up after that particular event though.

  • @SinDawg030 He probably drinks himself to sleep too.

  • @crazy4sian Wouldn't suprise me if he chewed nails and crushed glass instead of tobacco and ate bullets drenched in motor oil for breakfast.

  • @SinDawg030 He probably quit a while back after the motor oil and gunpowder started to stain his teeth. Now he just smokes and drinks.

  • @crazy4sian Knowing Zaeed, I wouldn't be suprised if he replaced his teeth with new ones made out of Titanium so he can rip Batarian throats out better.

  • @SinDawg030 Now you're just being silly.

  • @crazy4sian a "Goddamn Madman" :)

  • @SinDawg030 It's pronounced "Guddamn".

  • Zaeed stories=Chuck Norris facts

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  • Hi, How do i get this charater?? 

  • @AcidBlood200 With a the Zaeed DLC

  • Robin Sachs is amazing. I especially remember him from Galaxy Quest.

  • Me and my squad went out for icecream and to see a movie.

    I was the only to make it back alive that day.

  • Zaeed is more badass than Bobba Fett.

  • I just found out that the voice actor for Zaeed voices the shark driving instructor in spongebob.

  • i feel like 3:21 to 3:27 is a small nod to the TF2 meet the sniper video...

  • Zaeed: "I once passed through the Omega 4 relay to attack the Collector Base. Hell of a thing. Three died before we even landed, then another one got hit in the face when trying to close the doors. Came up against some seekers swarms. Little bastards gave us hell, killed another one. More died on the way to the objective. After we set up the bomb, a giant human Reaper showed up. Toughest fight of my life. Took that thing down only wth a pistol. Only I made it out alive."

    Shepard: "Wait, what?"

  • By the way, did everyone notice an important clue here?

    The clue is this: Listen to how many of Zaeed's stories end up with either most or all of his squad killed. That's a greater percentage of his stories than you might think.

    That should tell you that despite how many players understandably pick Zaeed, he's actually a TERRIBLE "fire team leader" during the suicide mission. Even in his loyalty mission, he makes it clear he mostly watches his own back.

  • He's even more badass than Renegade Shepard...in the next game they shouldn't have paragon and renegade, they should have Paragon and "Zaeed"

  • Why does Jesse use shell casings?

  • Zaeeds the best char. in the game, I hate it when Bioware makes cooler followers than your player character lol

    Sagacious Zu in Jade Empire, Zaeed here, and Varric in DA:2.

    At least I got to go through all of the gameplay portion as Varric though.

  • My fifth favorite squadmate. That may not seem like much, but come on, he's got a lot of competition. Still awesome though, and his inferno grenades absolutely destroy in combat.

  • Legion moon walking 5:39 :)

  • lol,shepard is like that asari bartender listening to conrad verner xD

  • Zaeed: "When i was a kid i failed my maths exam, the teacher said i answered a question wrong. I had a quiet word in her ear. "

    "Lets just say in that school 2+2 = 5".

  • "I once found myself cornered by a couple hungry Vorcha. Damned things tried to rip my face of with their teeth. So I grabbed the head of the first taker, and made him take a bite out of the head of the second. Apparently they like the taste of their own, so I ran off with my honor intact, and that first Vorcha made a meal out of his college. I swear, Vorcha are some of the most brutal wanks I'd ever seen. Pair them with Krogan, and you've got one badass merc squad."

  • I have to admit . If Zaeed settled down a little and maybe didn't act so mercenary like , then him and Dr.Chakwas would be the cutest couple.

  • The first time i saw Zaeed i thought

    "Oh great a meathead cliché."

    But then i downloaded him, and he's actually pretty reasonable for a merc

  • 2:05 2 bartarians, a Krogan and a HANNAR!!! LOL.What out for Killer Jellyfish from outter space.

  • What type of accent does Zaeed have?

  • @SimplyCrisis11 not sure either a older British or Australian IDK one or the other

  • @SimplyCrisis11 he's english but it's been tempered by traveling and such

  • Zaeed is my favourite character to bring on mission's. In my first playthrough I brought him along on every mission, and in my second I brought him along with someone else.

  • "I 'eard you an' da Turian was bangin'. I tried havin' sex wit' a turian, once. Turned out to be two Krogan midgets in a Turian costume. Red sand's a helluva drug."

  • @GreatestMKfighter i was the only one who survived

  • Zaeed, the ultimate badass merc- except for Boba Fett of course- saying Joker did better than he would have in his condition? Joker must be something else. He'll probably get his own spinoff game in the future.

  • @DarthRevan916 I don't know wheather you played Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic, but Zaeed Massani kinda reminds me of Canderous Ordo from that game.

  • I want to see Zaeed and Wrex either fighting side by side in a massive firefight or the two in battle against each other on some abandoned complex of some sort. That'd be great.

  • Zaeed and Patriach need to get together and swap stories.

  • I hope the Mass effect writers write some more books. I think a book about Zaeed and his exploits would be an extremely enjoyable read!

  • @UnAnimatedMan hellz yeah him orJack's life ,as old as he is I'm surpirsed they haven't atleast gave him a little camo in the books already out

  • ATTENTION MASS EFFECT FANS!

    ZAEED HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO RETURN IN MASS EFFECT 3!

    SPREAD THE WORD!

    A REAL MAN USES CAPS LOCK!

  • @barraki92 Yep heard he was going to unite all the PMC Mercs into one massive army and ride out to save Earth by leading the charge against a dozen massive Reapers 'Rohan' style.

    Well that's how I'd do it anyway.... :)

  • @barraki92 WAT ABOUT KASUMI MAN

  • @barraki92 Where/when?

  • @barraki92 A REAL MAN WOULDNT CARE BECAUSE THEY CAPPED THAT MOTHER FUCKERS ASS DURING THE LOYALTY MISSION, THE LAST THING HE SAW WAS SHEPARD'S GODLY FACE

  • Glad they gave us Zaeed since they stole Wrex from us. We always need that badass yet experienced tone and mind set 

  • I hope that in Mass Effect 3 Zaeed is able to get Jessie repaired. I want to see that blood thirsty old bi$^% kick some reaper a@!.

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  • Zaeed reminds me of my grandpa. Badass grandpas kick ass!

  • @xShinobiDisasterx he reminds me of my uncle. That additute is just awesome.

  • Where are they at 2:50?

  • who is he voiced by? it sounds really familiar

  • @godlessandlovingit He played Ethan Rayne on Buffy.

  • @godlessandlovingit The voice actor is called Robin Sachs and he's done a few video games before.

  • How the hell do I get zaeeds dlc?! I've tried downloading over xbox live, but it's not there!

  • Is that Saul karath from kotor

  • @TheRome111: Yeah, he also played the Mayor of the Redcliffe Village...Murdock, I think?

  • @VirtuosoPiety: From Dragon Age: Origins, I mean.

  • How do you get that little Turian-style visor for casual wear?

  • Mandalorians always have the best war stories.

  • @Radiotomb

    In Mass Effect, you get two Canderous Ordos.

  • Zaeed in a nutshell:

    %$*&

  • ONCE I went to The Citadel on a contract to kill the main man of C-SEC. The turian bastards killed my whole squad, I'm the only man who got out of there alive. Then I went to take a piss and a drunk Batarian attacked me in the pisser, beat his head in. Bar security arrived, I was the only one who made it out alive.

  • :20 WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE CAMERA CLOSEUP ON PS3 :(

  • Damn straight Mr. Massani, DAMN STRAIGHT!

  • I was just waxin' guddam nostalgic...

  • It's a crime that his loyalty quest wasn't getting Jessie back in working order. Bloodthirsty old bitch deserved some of the action on the suicide mission.

  • 5:38

    Legion has the capability to Moonwalk.

  • We should be able to fix Jesse in ME3. Zaeed seems so sad about losing her...

  • Thanks for doing this from a more personal, advantageous, and revealing camera angle(s)!

  • One Collector disliked the video.

  • This video takes me back...

  • The most badass merc in the galaxy.

  • I love Zaeed. He's a riot. :D

  • Am I the only one who thinks of canderous ordo when I see this guy?

  • this character did not appear on my playthrough of ME2 D: why???

  • @nirivillo

    Do you have the DLC? He won't appear otherwise. It's called "Zaeed: Price of Revenge".

  • 2:11 I wonder if we will be fighting any hanar in ME3. It would be a massive melee fight with them.

  • 8:43-8:50

    That line proves that Robin Sachs is a fucking amazing voice actor. It could just be a shallow line - not meant to mean anything, but he makes us wonder...

  • "I once went to the bathroom to take a piss when a group of drunken Turians wandered in. I'll tell ya, it ain't easy fighting with your twanger swinging around, but I managed to use it as a club and beat all of them to death. Drown the last one in the urinal I was using. Guess since he was at a bar at 3AM though his life was already in the pisser."

  • @ShadowSoldior I just died of laughter :D

  • That Cthulu statue? Pulled it out of the core of the Reaper harbinger. Wasn't even a job. The guy just thought he'd obliterate the galaxy I was living in. Crazy Mook. So I goaded Harbinger into one on one combat, smashed his legs in with my face and killed every Reaper berk on planet Earth. That was the most beaten synthetic I've ever seen. Kept the Cthulu trash to remind me of that genocidal mook and his stupid mates ever since. Jesse would've been proud.

  • Zaeed rules! I want him in ME 3 as a squad mate!!!

  • 'One time I went for an ice cream with my cousins children'

    'I was the only one who survived that day'

  • The most realistic character Bioware have ever made.Pure win,too bad he is not going to be in MA3 -.-

  • Zaaed is like your granddad with dozens of anecdotes about his life, only his include killing and hunting people, still the most popular person at show and tell.

  • @Remus0387

    I wish she was my grandpa.

  • "This takes me back"

  • Zaeed: I once took my niece out for ice cream in the park. I was the only one who made it back that day...

  • @lillaoboi113 Fucking hilarious.

  • That shoulder is really bothering Shepard.

  • The ripping the krogan head plates off sould be a finishing move in ME3

  • no wonder no one dislikes this, because hel put his knife in you like that goddam krogan.

  • That girl on the Skepsis... Eight years old, Dude...

  • Zaeed once took his parents out to dinner. The returant was raided by biotic krogans who were turned into husks. He was the only survivor

  • @everybodywalkthedino I remember him remembering a story way back when he was a Blue Suns Boss killing some Turian outfit, nothing really appealing to the case but it served as a good reminder of how a Turian Face can be ripped apart with a simple Bonding knife.... DAMN GOOD RIFLE!

  • Zaeed stories basically resume as this. ''Went to take I piss, fucking Turian killed my whole squad, hunted him down for two weeks''

  • Hannar! XD

  • Umm what kind of name is Zaeed? sounds middle eastern to me

  • @geekhater360 It is. Alternate spellings of the name include Zaid and Zayid. Considering his accent though, he's probably Arab-British.

  • @AICW Nice, Talk about the diversity in this game. Anyone can relate to this game cause it has characters from every race. Even aliens can play this game!!!

  • You know, now that I'm listening to his stories again, and how many people died under his command, I guess I shouldn't have been surprised that he wasn't a good choice to lead the other squad...

  • Ok Zaeed cool stories bro but do you have any freaking upgrade?

  • Zaeed's Favorite words:

    5. Son

    4. of

    3. a

    2. Daffodil

    1. bitch

  • @KoronofHearts Don't forget "goddamn"

  • I love the stories about Jessie. Sad though, in the end.

  • U remember his loyalty mission? It reminded me of something until" F ME!! It's the story Captain Anderson tells you about his Mission with Saren: Blowing up a place to get his goal, and letting everyone die in between".

    The question is. Did YOU become Saren? ;)

  • I loved hearing about zaeed's intergalactic shenanigans.

  • He is hell of an idiot, walking garbage and ugly as hell... somehow I like this character ;p

  • I stopped smoking thanks to Zaeed's advice at 8:00 I ain't trying to be the next dumb bastard who blows himself up

  • Lol, teleporting Zaeed... I luv his stories, certainly hope he will be in ME3 (as a LI).

  • I like Zaeed's yellow armor the best. Can you tell me what he says at the start though? I was just waxing Gawdamn nostalgic?

  • i played through ME2 and i didnt even meet Zaeed and Kasumi :(((

  • @Renay90 If you don't have the necessary DLCs, you wont be seeing them. They'll be mentioned in the background on civilian planets, but you never see them.

  • 7:58 show that to anyone who knows who Zaeed is (a.k.a anyone who has a life) and they will never smoke ever

  • the boba fett of mass effect

    the first old guy you want to listen to the "when i was a boy..." stories

  • Zaeed: Yeah I had a youtube account once... bash some brainless worms head open show it to a few people, maybe thats the reason i'm talking about it and you haven't seen or heard about it.

  • Zaeed is one of the best men in the galexy.He is the only guy besides Kasumi and wrex that share stories.All goodHAhaha

  • Why is Zaeed moving? Whenever I talk to him in the room, there are no animations aside from the moving mouth, no camera changes or anything.

  • something tells me that if Zaeed and Wrex would be best friends if they met....or worst enemies....

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  • i played mass effect 2 many times and i don´t remember zaeed moving a finger or any cinematic while talking. Guess that´s part of a mod????

  • @cyclekarl Mods

  • Not mods DLCs hes prety good.

  • @TheMike0926 I was talking about Shepherd's clothes.

    As for Zaeed, he's alright. I usually have him in the beginning before I can get anyone better, but I prefer Miranda and Garrus or Grunt for the rest of the game. Zaeed's abilities aren't very good, but a sniper rifle makes him worth it for most classes pre-Garrus (Who has better abilities, IMO)

  • @wharghoul garrus, legion, miranda are the best i rckn

  • @wharghoul Zaeed's more situational if you're a soldier but if you're not, he's the only team-member with disruptor ammo. AND he has that handy grenade. If you've specced him into extra damage, he puts out more pure weapon-based hurt than ANYONE.

    If you just need heavy firepower vs synthetics or just plain firepower and medium/long range without worrying about barriers, Zaeed's solid.

  • @TriniKnight01 or if u r playing insanity. disruptor ammo takes out shields, the basic protection of enemies in insanity mode, and with incisor rifle and his 50% more dmg buff, he is a force of nature.

  • Jesse gun sounds like a female version of Chuck Norris

  • When Zaeed talks, you sit down and shut the hell up.

  • 5:23

    Zaeed: 'Holy shit, GET THAT FLY OUTTA HERE'

  • @Caine187

    LOL! He punched that fly :D

  • @Pappimen No wonder Joker said he's like Shepard. He even has a great right hook.

  • Zaeed deserves an own action-movie.

  • Did he just convinced me not to smoke EVER?

  • Hanna almost killed him?

  • "We made this out to be quite the beaten path now, haven't we?" --Agent W Shepard, comparing his track record with Zaeed's.

  • Zaeed better be in ME3 with his godam-heroic voice. or Shepard wont be a godam hero.

  • Zaeed should have been a romance option for female shepard

  • @Zain844

    Hopefully in ME3, but I doubt it.