The Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising (Part 8 of 11)

[Ferretman1021]

orc-be-gone chainsaw..

[azaptyE]

whats with the cat

[TekelBrighteyes]

lmao I loved it when the monk punched the shield.

[OverlordJake]

That is so awesome when his arm falls off.

And the turkey is funny.

[ScarTruck]

"do you think you have beaten me?!" - "pretty much, you have just exploded, twice actually!" XD

[soldierofdragons]

*walks away*

"I'm gonna die"

"yeah you are"

major lol

[KingCaboose]

The most powerful DM shutdown:

Lose 50 experience!

[wesleyfilms]

In a Call of Cthulhu I run the players like using dinomite to solve problems.

The part where the crazy munk blew up the guy reminded me.

[Komeight]

That cat is cute :3

[TinkeyandJohn]

The monk guy is annoying?! The bard is pointless, so stupid i think.

[matenzo]

the monk guy is so annoying... I mean what's the point? :P

[roninshinobi]

If your talking about class, monks are great fighters. Played them before. They get some pretty impressive feats offered to them, like stunning fist. Which a fighter can not get unlil midlevel. If your talking about Cass. He's the antagonist in the party. Representing they typical Munchkin player. Somone whos only goal is to a mass power for their character to beat the game.

[matenzo]

I was refering to his constant antagonizing the Dungeon Master

[TekelBrighteyes]

He's just a power player who doesn't understand the true point of role-playing

[XAIOU12345]

Annoying?

I LOVE the monk.

...

Also, is it wrong for me to feel sorry for the guy who had his mini ruined by that cat while I laugh like crazy when the bard dies all the time?

I mean, the poor guy just had his mini ruined, and sounded so sad, I couldn't help but feel for the guy.

[TekelBrighteyes]

lmao I love the way Cass says a light saber would be a copyright infringment. Kinda like he knew he was in a move. XD

[Safindra]

well, now i've seen it all... lightsaber AND a pumpgun... XD every roleplayer should have a trunk like that!

[vh2k]

Don't forget the dynamite... :D

[Safindra]

how could I?! ;D

[tunagirl12]

sad thing is that i know excatly where those battlements are.

[anarcrustie]

where?

[tunagirl12]

They are in Port Townsend, Washington.

[supremeobliterator]

Wow, your joking right ? I used to live in Sequim as a kid. That's not that far from their.

BTY I also started playing D&D in Sequim as well.

[tunagirl12]

actualy its at Fort Flagler across the way from the other fort, they have similar battlements.

[TekelBrighteyes]

lmao Forget lose 50exp, I'd say lose 5 int. ;p

[TekelBrighteyes]

Yeah, I'm sure that stuff was really in the trunk. haha

[Raythus]

Wrong - There are several weapons Monks can use, they lose their unarmed attack bonus and damage. As such, they'll have no proficiencies (Which is what they can't take) as well as doing no damage whatsoever. Ever seen a monk use flurry of blows with D10 unarmed? Better than any weapon - monks are just better without weapons rather than not being allowed to use them.

[AmericanPride42]

Now here's the really funny part of this bit. In D&D monks aren't allowed to use any weapons other than their own hands and feet.

For a character so obsessed with following the rules, Cass broke a major one there!

[Luguolo]

also there are some items, such as kamas that monks CAN use with all bonuses

[Thepocalypse]

He actually cheats a lot. He only really becomes a Rules Lawyer when the rules are in HIS favor.

[JandZmovies]

Did you ever have a guy in your group that every time the DM would finish a sentence the player would have to argue about the smallest tiniest most unknown rule in the history of the game? I think this guy just sits there alone all night and reads the rule book

[Thepocalypse]

Yeah, I used to have someone just like that in my group. He wouldn't even play homebrew games, even if they were just modified versions of official games.

[JandZmovies]

at least what i do with this video is a lot cleaner than what you do with other videos

[TekelBrighteyes]

Yeah, I had a guy like that. And from that I came up with a "house rules" list which now every player signs before a campain is stared. #7. Anytime the DM says something about the rules I will tack on to the beginning, "The way I read it is..."

[ownedftwlol]

I haven't laughed so hard twice in my entire life xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[blackmage665]

sad how they had to cheat to win....

[Drakonische]

I stab it... wait, i BACKstab it

lol, awesome)

[PepperPhoenix]

I want that dragon skull.

Dunno what I'd do with it, but I want it.

[KingDrakeskullnl]

4:32 NJAAAAAAAAAAH

[KingDrakeskullnl]

YOU CANT USE A LIGHTSABER, ITS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT SYSTEM

I see no lightsaber, that would be copyrightinfriction, I see a psyonic spiritblade.

[thereformed777]

3:56 = WIN

[loryfairy]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Suthek]

lol 4:00, the (DM-Played) Mort Kemnon looks soo pissed off.

[etonrifle]

Hey look! It's Arm-Fall-Off-Boy!

[DolFan316]

It's hilarious how the poor exasperated GM just gives in and lets Cass have his way. If not for that, there is no rest of the movie, it ends right then and there.

[Suthek]

Did he call his cat "Grim Reaper"?

[HalcyonUmbra]

Guenhwyvar, named for Drizzt Do'urden's magical black panther.

[AtZ1t3]

An undead turkey couldn't do 11 damage, which is haw many Flynn had remaining. Also, Raise Dead, when used on a dead creature heals it-it wouldn't be headless and plucked.

[killerburi]

oh! oooooh i see you complain about that and not the fact that silence drew a shotgun out of nowhere?

wait! you complain about ANYthing in this movie to be logical?

[SevenDevilsClever]

He had one hit-point left, and the way they did it made it way more fun!

As Lodge said "Story trupmhs rules"

[AtZ1t3]

Firstly, Silence could have had it shoved down the back of his shirt.

Secondly, no, I'm not going to argue about all the illogicalities of the movie, just the truely off things.

[TheForsaken616]

"surely, you can do better!" "as you wish!" *draw a shotgun* "WHAT THE...?"

"It's from the trunk."

my absolutly favorite part ^^

[SevenDevilsClever]

My favorite part is:

"Wowowowowowow.... He's not dead yet

WASAA"

*Kaboom*

[ungrimir0nfist]

My favourite in this bit just has to be the bard and the book "It's got a spine doesn't it!" and then he rolls one and backstabs himself xD

[jinwhite]

the cat XD!

so true real character killer!

[stnchplc]

lol, the bard lost his arm

[Viskowskii]

Yes. It would be impossible to use Raise Dead on the turkey, because it doesn't have a head; Raise Dead only works if the corpse is whole.  I once tried using a scroll or Raise Dead to bring back somebody whose brain was eaten by an illithid, and it didn't work D=

Though Animate Dead requires that you fill the eye sockets or mouth of the corpse with black onyx gems worth 25gp per hit die as the material component, so that probably wouldn't have worked on a headless bird either.

[McSanj11]

It was a joke... plus u know how this DM likes to house rule stuff lol

[StarTux]

How about casting Resurrection or True Resurrection?

[hereticrevenant]

Though in the video, it would have been animate dead he cast on the turkey.

[AtZ1t3]

Actually, in D&D the Animate Dead spell IS raise dead. Doesn't make sense to me either, although there is another spell called animate dead, but its much more powerful.

MMM, half-cooked undead turey...

[hereticrevenant]

No dude, animate dead raises corpses as undead and raise dead brings a dead creature back to life. It's the lower level version of resurrection.

[mizantrop12]

It should have raised as a living turkey since it was raise dead not animate dead. :P

[Suthek]

"He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness....is....fluorescent"

"Lose 50 Experience"

[123456cephiro]

ahahhah ahhahahahahaahha

love the turkey kick

[robhortonn]

rofl lightsaber shotgun and dynamite!

[Suthek]

you forgot the chainsaw :-P

[ungrimir0nfist]

"You can't use a light sabr-"

"It was in the trunk!"

"What the fu-"

"It was in the trunk!"

"A chainsaw!? Wha-"

"It was in the trunk!"

"Ok use the dynamite fine by me!!"

xD

[Suthek]

"I don't see a lightsabre...THAT would be a copyright infringement.

I see a psionic spirit blade."

[AtZ1t3]

haha. hee hee heee...

*Colapses from laughter*

It's amazing how many things they've parodied with this movie. D&D, of course, but also munchkins (the chainsaw) the movie "The Princess Bride" (Right before the chainsaw, the line "as you wish") and several other movies and games.

Too funny.

Bit like Terry Pratchett. Anyone who liked this movie should read his books. Amazing parody artist.

[Najluk]

Wow, this video makes me rly want to play. I am kinda a wannabe gamer. I play plenty of PC games and know the basic DnD rules but I am only thirteen and it's a bit overwhelming, different versions and stuff. I am in a bit over my head, if anyone has some pointers and tips to get me on the right track it would be greatly apreciated

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[NobuoNomura]

Oooh... an undead roasted chicken... I'm officially a vegitarian, folks.

[godricblack]

blaharrrrrg!

[Suthek]

Imma firin' ma lazor :-P

[Schmidt54]

shotgun/chainsaw/lightsaber were a bit strange :-/ but the movie is so hilarious...

[mikanac]

that was a joke on the cardgame munchkin look it up

[bobberdude]

"I'm gonna die"

"Yeah you are"

[Oadin]

football and turkey, lol

[thespacebat]

I don't think that priest is the real one.

[Dragusssss]

Blblblblblblb!

[ToraTatsu2]

oh plz u can do better

as u wish *pulls out gun*

WTF

its from the trunk

[wesleyfilms]

Ya I know but last I checked there were no shotguns in D&D but they have them in Call of Cthulhu.....which is awsome :P

[v1de0gamr]

Color me stupid, but did Luster decide to raise the turkey from the dead for a reason? Or was it a "just for shits and giggles" thing?

[earthboundmaniac]

I wondered that too, then I thought.

"...Then why are we still playing?"

He raised it as one last challenge, I think. Like, once they beat the chicken... the adventure would be over.

But it wasn't, obviously.

Like I said, I had to watch this movie about three times to get it.

I actually think this is my eleventh...

I like this movie.

[wesleyfilms]

I think it was for shits and giggles. I sure laughed when the chicken killed Flinn

[mikanac]

not a chicken an undead turkey...hey he got killed by a thanksgiving meal ROFL XD

[wesleyfilms]

Turkey chicken there both very dumb creatures.

[NitwitDune]

Blocking a psionic spirit blade with his bare hands? Damn, that's some necromancer.

[RThyrring]

And after that, just switching it off with his fingers XD

[Eyarisu]

"LOSE FIFTY EXPERIENCE!"

[MagnusTide1976]

Stabbing turkey repeatedly: "It's still good."

LOL

[nemisisbeta]

undead turkey XD

[wesleyfilms]

That was one of the beter parts for sure.

Image one of those at your thanks giving table eh?

[TiaMichelle]

"Guenhwyvar"; I love it!!! ;)

[SoraKirin]

wait isn't this the shadow's lair?

[korwinblue]

@4:50

I'm dieing right now with laughter.

[terryforever]

i'm gonna die

ye you are

see ya

[Veng3r]

Heheheh. I'll never get tired of hearing the Bard's death cries. :D

[badgerman6666]

"you raised our dinner from the dead!"

"apparently"

"total waffle"

[Boleniana]

Kitty!

[skullofajester]

even though he's a jerk, that monk character is my favorite

he who sticks out in darkness is...florescent!

...loose 50 experience!

[Archris17]

Blatantly the greatest moment in the clip xD

[AerilynSwansong]

Haha Kevin is easily distracted just like Osric...they're both played by Nathan Rice...anyone see where this is going?

[prostedahkonn]

it s from the trunk!

[Reborn332]

turkey rules

[YayapLives]

wow, no 1 saw that coming, its not like the staff the main preist has is the only item capable of capturing their god or anything.

[LadyFireCracker]

The Cat wins Everytime!!!

[natalironaldo]

The bard lost his arm...lol

[nemisisbeta]

ZOMKEY! woot

[JheakrynaKyAlur]

WHAT the...?

IT's from the trunk!

*bämm bämm*

rofl

[farenheight101]

it has unlimited charges and flin hase like 30 spare char sheets anyway XD

[Rampagers4]

actually he ran out of char sheets and it does have a limited amount of charges, ALL items do, except items like a +1 sword or +2 plate armor, its like a wand, Your cant use a Wand Of Lightning 500 times and still have it functional, if you did then there woudl be no reason to rest to regain spells or to have anyone else in the party with you for that matter.

[AraxisDemo]

I'd make him lose 50xp too. And one point of intelligence if he ever did it again, lol.

[Rampagers4]

i would make him loose 1k xp and 10 points of wisdom for a stupid comment like that.

[GhostyFilms]

Nice scenery... Where did you film this?

And how did the DM allow the shotgun to get in the trunk in the previous attempt?

[purplejim8]

Yeah, i always wondered about that, whats a shotgun doing on Aldrazar?

[0rionBTL]

I'm still wondering just how they had a lightsaber, a shotgun, a chainsaw, and dynamite in the chest in the first place...

[purplejim8]

actually, the light saber was a Psionic Spirit Blade, the other stuff i have no idea about, probably it came from a different timeline, there are anomaly's on Aldrazar sometimes

[DarkBunnyLord]

Not that hard to figure out. They clearly cheat (such as when he turned away and changed the board). Perhaps they had just written extra stuff down on the chest paper, after all he did say "anything in the chest", think thats what they where getting at.

[BigDiff7]

I think they tricked the DM by writing that stuff on the list and then asking him if they could have whatever was on the list.

[guyveromega27]

typical ploy.

Who hasn't tried pulling this one with their DM

[shado12107]

OMG! undead turkey! XD

[nemisisbeta]

UNDEAD TURKEY <3

LMAo it was funny whipping out the

SHOTGUN

[donov25]

not the turkey!!!!

[Highwind80cp]

1:23 dont drink and watch this on same time!!!XD

[Arrakeen10191]

"THAT was unprecedented" - yeah!

Why doesnt Daphne uses the Staff of Resurrection against the bodyguards - shouldn't they live again? (Nerd thought)

[Rampagers4]

No they are Undead, considered Ghouls, i wonder why the Pally didnt turn them, oh wait, they were cut off of the goddess, Actually a magic item used as a ressurecction can destroy unded with a simple command word or use, but they prolly were saving the charges for flin.

[Marius24601]

The bard keeps dying, my character keeps dying, and we use the same dice. I wonder if there is a correlation

[Rampagers4]

good chance.

[RioDrake]

Orc-Be-Gone chainsaw, oh yeah...

[SwordMasterz2]

lol he named his cat guenhwyvar!!!

[hekesuede]

P.S. I just ordered the DVD.

[hekesuede]

backstabbing a book,ROFL!

Just the way he says it and his facial expressions get's me every time.

DM:"You can't sneak attack an inaminate object!"

Bard Player:"Why not? It's PRONE!"

DM:"It doesn't have a discernable anatomy!"

Bard Player:"It's got a SPINE, doesn't it?"

To me at least probably the funniest part of the movie!

[aiw]

I want to be killed by and undead turkey!!

[mikanac]

really? I would find that really humiliating.

[IronBrig4]

We've had more than one session disrupted by an overly curious cat.

[Northrog666]

i love that crazy monk :D

[WarlordsMorax]

BUCK FUTTER!!!!

And before I get thumbed down it's relevant. Read the note passed to the GM.

Awesome show guys, I think I'm gonna buy it.

[kingofsin666]

LMFAO AT 3:55

[Cryxboy]

"Bards suuck..." ROFL

[fivefooteightust]

OMG I LOVE THE LIGHT-SABER! U people rock!

[lonegear]

I see no Light saber, it would be copyright infrigment, I see a spirit blade.

[godricblack]

wonder if they tried to get the rights to use it and couldn't. lol

[mikanac]

naw just a bad joke

[Rampagers4]

Its a Psionic Spirit blade.

[metalpyro33]

lol death by turkey

[alonsomunoz]

Guenwhyvar? xD

[Darkwintre]

I thought he cast raise dead not animate dead?

Still very funny though!

[fightdesigner]

To those who post and watch this- please know that if this keeps people from buying the DVD, you're aren't taking money from some faceless mega-corp, but from struggling artists & gamers who devoted years of their lives to this... and collaborators like myself who are juggling multiple jobs and family to try to make things like this. Not to get preachy, but getting cheap and stealing from indie filmmakers is just lame. If you enjoyed this, please buy the freaking DVD! It's not that expensive!

[davorb]

I would buy it, since this is great. But since I live overseas, the shipping would basically double the price of the DVD. Also, for a poor student, that's a lot of money.

Still. Keep up the good work! These movies are some of the funniest ones I've seen in a long time.