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  • This made me laugh my ass off. So true. =D

  • @RichieDee123 Dont be total ignorant.. See this, PLEASE! "watch?v=EGLPADW_kUw", then this "watch?v=8vj0qKthCgg", and this "watch?v=_K2I5P36-Z8", and this "watch?v=5HbtoX3Q5OI". Then come back again....

  • @mobiledev You're an idiot. Lmao. xD I watched those links, found so many rational flaws in the arguments presented on those videos. Those are arguments which have been contested and debunked by Atheists and even Agnostics alike. Out of body experiences, possible blood samples of Jesus, conversions from a non-believer to a believer and scientific anomalies don't explain the existence of God.

  • @mobiledev Just 'cause science hasn't explained it yet, due to our lack of intelligence and perception as human beings, doesn't mean that it's automatically God 'cause science doesn't have the answer. You're a moron if you actually believe that. Seriously. Lol. xD Even myself, as an Agnostic Theist have to laugh at your reasoning. And what I said was right. If there are so many different Gods that we believe in on this Earth, then which one is the right one? Zeus, Allah, Jesus, Xenu? Hm?

  • Jesus is a man, He is not a religion. He believed in God, He believed even that God was His Father. He was on His Fathers mission. It led Him to a terrific beating and to the cross. He did what He believed. So go now, believe in what your 20 percent mind will give to you. I will follow Jesus, I will believe Him like He believed in His Father. I would rather walk in my faith then walk in mans ideological theories about life and its existence.

  • @spomoses Jesus is God. See this, PLEASE! "watch?v=EGLPADW_kUw", then this "watch?v=8vj0qKthCgg", and this "watch?v=_K2I5P36-Z8", and this "watch?v=5HbtoX3Q5OI".

  • Lmfao, the flying spaghetti monster :) FUTURAMA!!!! FTW!

  • FUCK THIS CHANNEL IM GOING TO CALL YOUTUBE TEAM TO TAKE IT DOWN HOPE IT TAKE MONTH DONT CARE I WILL DO IT

  • @OUWATZAHLE08 lol One month later I still agree with this video :)

  • I like this

  • hahahahahaha no frecking way my parents have a freind who belives in the flying spaghetti monster!!!!!!! ha!

  • That's was offensive to all religions.

  • Well, the whole Flying Spaghetti monster thing is working out great.

  • @Chewtoy44 My meatballs are juicier.

  • @smeezh So you know the Bible and yet you twist what it says, or what? It's hard to believe until you find the proof, anyway, as are a lot of things. Don't think the Bible is the only evidence. God will show you if you let Him. I've been there and done that. Thought people were crazy with their imaginary friends. lol God opened my eyes and I have a relationship with Him now. It's awesoe, bro.

  • @austintalley92 Man wrote the bible, Wake the fuck up already, god is an idea to explain our existence, and nothing more than a means to that end.

  • No God !

  • thor??

  • I love you God. No DEMON or any creature can take me away from you. without you I would never have existed. I'm struggling, in poverty but that will not stop me from knowing you let me live another day for hope and seeing you again.

  • silly atheists dont get it. Christ isnt that man. we are all christs. buddha,,ect

  • @DurgaShanti "we are all christs" you mean we can go around demanding to be worshiped and threatening those who don't believe us with eternal burning?

  • -Why does most of those words he is showing are the Same Spirit. originally called Vishnu

  • @DurgaShanti what the hell are you talking about? go choke your chickens.

    peace, lardo.

  • @lardo444 all names are mans masks for the divine..

  • @DurgaShanti devine this ↓

  • @lardo444 go do your drugs..

  • -Why does he have Pegusus in that list? thats a flying horse. and names are human being inventions. God is all of those and more. "the many Masks of the creator"

  • Sir, ill have to write you up for litering.

  • Why the hell is he throwing, if you cant call God for good stop calling for bad........how dare he throws the name of my God...........

  • Why the hell is he throwing, if you cant call God for good stop calling for bad........

  • You forgot Darwin and mother nature.

  • @icriosphinx Darwin has been debunked by scientist now with intelligent design its proven. go to stagevu dot com and search mysteries of life

  • f ur self

  • Spaghadeity for the win!

  • I was waiting for the caveman in the video to show a GEICO sign.

  • simple but i get his point.....religon is the biggest load of wank that we as intelligent beings could of come up with to keep our minds busy. control,dominate and war monger...thats all its good for and look where its got us

  • The flying spagetti monster from south park.

  • like the muslim said dont pluralise there God who are you?my God to me is creator of heaven and earth,my lord Jesus expressed no one comes to the father except through me,there are no other Gods before me nor after,but hey bud pick one,but yur best and only way is the lord JESUS,YOU HAD YOUR SAY THIS IS MINE

  • @68ANE86: You = RETARD.

  • I can't believe you threw Zues name on the floor. How sacrilegious. I worship Zeus, I'm offended.

  • @TheMassHypnosis he also threw every other religion's god's name on the ground

  • wow

  • FSM! woot!

  • why do you don't take the song by the beatles

  • love Fiona!!!

  • actually its working out wonderful for me, for the past year me and a team of youth have been traveling all over the world, preaching and praying for blind eyes, broken legs, and the terminally ill, they have been miraculously healed by the power of jesus... oh wait maybe you are right its probably just the flying spaghetti monster

  • @DillyWee probably? no doubt

  • You deceive me!!!!!!!!!!!! huahuahauhuhahuauhahua

  • @RaptorIV Well fine, but they did mention it on an episode.... Don't blame me, I'm addicted to South Park. I know, I have a problem!!!! This is still a good video though.... :)

  • @superk13ngreen I love south park too :)

  • bullshit!

  • LOLOLOLOL HAHAHA The Flying Spaghetti Monster LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Okay why is he naming Demi-Gods, Greek Gods, Muslim Gods, Egyptian Gods, Northern Gods, Religions?..

  • @KryptonKyote please don't pluralise the Muslim belief system. There is only One God for Muslims. Everyone else divert their worship towards His creation. 

  • @shai8057 i agree. if you don't know anything about some one elses religion don't talk about it.

  • I love the subtle South Park reference. ; )

  • @superk13ngreen its not a south park reference... google flying spaghetti monster

  • idiot

  • kinda like the song. somebody know??

  • Across the Universe, Fiona Apple doing a Beatles cover! :D

  • @StonerPolice thanks man.

  • Religion fails again... even after they gave up on naming their imaginary friends

  • often times, the people who speaks against evolution, does not understand what is evolution. the only reason they are against it? it contradicts their cherished interpretation of the bible. plain and simple.

  • Hey dude pick-up your trash.

  • theres no such thing as evolution, for all you athiest who think there is.

  • @frogtownusa

    theres no such thing as god either.

  • but why am i trying to explain the unexplainable, only he can let us see.

    and i pray he will. ur the exact kind of person god uses ones that arent afraid to question hang in there he'll answer.

  • Bob dylan converted to christianity in the

    70's and god has used him to win my soul to god.what ever u do dont let the devil fool you.hes real and so is god.

    god is so great and if it wasnt for his spirit that he gives i wouldnt be able to understand that yes god is real and he is so good to us all. but if ur looking to benifit the physical flesh thats all u will get, the same old falling apart world.

    god will effect your reality if you like it or not tho friend.lol flying spaghettimonster.

  • "it may be the devil or it may be the lord, but ur gonna have to serve somebody"-bob dylan.

  • smeazh, before trying to explain to others the things of which you know nothing about, learn about it, study it, and then you might be surprised at how incorrect you are.

    Matthew 7:5

    "You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."

  • lol, i goto a christian university and i am required to take bible courses. i enjoy studying it, even though it's a bunch of BS.

  • yo, you are not helping our cause by quoting bible verses to people who don't believe in the Bible

  • Jesus never lived, everyone needs to watch a video titled "Jesus is Lard", it was a CBC special, made predominately by christians. Christianity is just a pagan religion, jesus never actually lived on this planet, he is just an image painted by many people of who they want their savior to be. The Gnostics wanted Jesus (Joseph) to remain the mythological figure he was meant to be, but the prevailing christians wanted a blood and flesh jesus, and that's the one you have today. Jesus/God dont exist.

  • where can I find this CBC special "Jesus is Lard"? I really want to watch it.

  • just search Jesus Is Lard in the search bar, its a 5 part video, each is 10 minutes long, it shouldnt be hard to find. Its a great special too.

  • Thanks dude!

  • Jesus is love, acceptance, peace, for EVERYONE. Religion can be corrupt. Evolution is a religion actually, it hasn't been proven 100%. The bible has been proven over and over again. What is displayed in many of the comments below is the opposite of Jesus, I will pray for all of you.

  • Evolution is a religion? Could you say anything more stupid? Perhaps you dont understand that evolution is a scientific theory like gravity or the big bang.

    Evolution merely suggests and demonstrates how life adapts to the environment.

  • Yes, there came a point where there was no life, and then there was a micro organism... that just came to life. From a "soup" of matter, to life. Science has been know to have errors ( in the plenty ). And that theory, is insignificant and tainted with error. Life was made to live together, with respect, love, and peace (all the good stuff). If you really read the bible you may see the truth, then you will see God is life.

  • Are you fucking joking? That is not evoluion lol, you clearly dont understand he theory.

  • Yes, it is one of the theories of evolution. Look at the world today, all the anger, and hate. Well, just look at the way ppl talk to each other. Calling each other stupid, and dropping the f bomb, shouldn't make them feel good about themselves. When we read the bible, understanding our relationship with the Lord, and become nicer ppl for it, then we are living a life worth living.

  • That does not explain how evolution is a religion, like i said it is not and have provided a reason to why it is not.

    Read the bible for moral guidance? lol what are you on? The bible is one of the most disgusting immoral books around, promoting bigotry, supression of women, rape, racism, genocide and genital mutilation.

    There is nothing wrong with the world, it is the same all the time, there is always some kind of immoral thing going on and there always will be.

  • There are several dif theories on it. the big bang,no life poof life appeared from Some where out of no life. whether its the soup theory, or big bang or God. A religion is a faith. You apparently have faith that we just appeared from matter, and

    I have faith that we just appeared from God. Do you see the similarities? I have found my faith in God has given me a much more pleasant life than I had before. No harm no foul, but if by chance I am right I will pray for you.

  • No, this is where you are totaly wrong, i dont believe we randomly appeared.

    I simply admit i dont know, because i dont. I have noe clue how the big ban firs started and i have no idea how life originated, only that it did and that it is evolving.

    To assume something without evidence is a faith and i have done no such thing, you have on the other hand.

  • We didn't randomly appear according to Evolution theories, but life did and then we as people evolved from... whatever. So either there is evolution or there is creation. Either way there was no life and then there was a life form of one kind or another. To quote your last sentence is to say that evolution (where a lifeform started somewhere from something and then evolved) is a faith because as you state: to assume (life appeared from a rock for ex) without evidence is a faith.

  • Your punctuation makes it hard to understand what you are saying.

    Evolution has nothing to do with the origin of life, that is abiogenesis. Evolution merely states life evolves, which it does and there is tons of evidence to support it.

    Like i said i dont know how life began, i do know we evolve though and that can be proven unlike a creation or any other beggining of life atm.

  • To evolve, we have to start somewhere. There are pieces missing there as well. The missing link for example. There is an assumption there as well. So, there also must be faith since there has been no evidence found.

  • What missing link? To evolve we need life, we have life. No assumption in evolution is made about how life began.

    No evidence are you joking? Are you telling me there is no evidence for evolution?

  • Well, we can't evolve without life first which was created by God. You said evolution had nothing to do with how life began. Yes, we have to have life, then we supposedly evolved from monkeys. There is a missing link to that theory. Which is actually a theory. Meaning scientists assume we have evolved from monkeys or fish (depending on which theory you go with). If there are questions in a theory then it is not absolute, there are assumptions. Assumptions = Faith.

  • Lol this is why people laugh at creationists, they don understand evolution.

    Yea ok you can say god created life, you have no evidence so it is faith, i merely say i dont know.

    We do not evolve from monkeys lol..how retarded. Where did you learn his?

    Actually no there are questions in all of science, that is what allows us to gain knowledge. Nothing is absolute.

  • You can laugh, I don't mind. Evolution is still being taught in the schools today. In that we evolved from monkeys. Or fish. Or bacteria. and here we are walking, talking functioning human beings. So, where did we evolve from? Is it micro evolution or macro evolution that you have faith in?

  • You clearly have no clue what you are talking about and i doubt you even learned enough science to understand evolution, infact i bet you just listen to dumb ass creationists like kent hovind e.t.c

    I'll send you a pm fully elaborating evolution. Ofc your faith wont be broken so it is a waste of my time.

  • oh there is some evidence for evolution, there also is some evidence for ufo's and there also is even a little somewhat shaking evidence for big foot. does that mean it is true? no! in my life, i realize im never going to understand how something works in its entirety, but given that, i choose the case with the most evidence, after strenuous and tireless research and effort, i found that that case is Christianity. you have any questions? feel free to ask!

  • Some evidence is a gross understatement for evolution. Christianity and evolution are fully compatible, of course you have to dismiss a literl sense of the bible but common sense should do that anyway.

    Evolution has evidence in every category, speciation, natural slection, mutations gene flow, fossil record. It is all there and easily researched.

    Sure here is a question, how could the mitochondria cell have come into humans without being by evolutionary terms?

  • im not fully familiar with how you are addressing your question? Is there record or trace of humans without mitochonria at some point? i have never heard this argument before, explain a little and i'll get back to you

  • Well mitochondria is a fully independant cell that can work by it's self but is also found in us, humans as a source of energy.

    My question is without evoluion, how could a mitochondria cell possibly come into it's system?

    It was more of a point to show your ignorance tbh. You say you have studied the evidence, you couldnt have done to well, if you had done research then you would have found expemplar organisms like.

    Nylon eating bacteria.

    Itallian wall lizard.

    Peppered moth.

    etc.

  • haha i have studied many exemplar organisms and found that these are all microevolutionary animals. by that i mean that the changes are minimal due to habitat switches, and by the way, there is no ignorance here, i'm open to new ideas as i am searching for truth much like yourself but wait...if evolution is true, then truth really doesn't exist does it...oh but wait, evolution can''t be true if truth in itself doesn't exist...but that is wayyy off the point and i am getting off track

  • Not just habitat switches no, but mutations can cause variation in organisms aswell. It's a contradictory statement since like i said evolution is a fact and is therefor true.

  • Evolution is completely coherent with reality and yes it is a theory, the theory of evolution is that animals adapt to the environemnt and the fact is they do. In the same way the theory of germs is that there are germs lol and the fact is there are.

    Atheism and evolution are not exclusive, there are many christians and christian dinominations that accept the fact.

    The ironic thing is you arent questioning your beliefs and havent examined the evidence.

  • @disneyfreaker45

    a theory cant exist without facts, the theory of evolution is actually better supported than theory of Gravity, not only gravity on our planet but gravity at cosmical scale.

    Atheism is not based on faith, religion is. To atheists only the truth matters no matter what you believe or want to believe only the evidence makes the difference, when in religion no matter what evidence atheists have you (all religions) claim to have the "true" god and "absolute" truth, wich is pathetic.

  • ok...how would you say the theory of evolution is better supported than the theory of gravity? what?!? even Richard Dawkins would disagree with you there! Atheism takes a ton of faith, i encourage you to look into the book "i don't have enough faith to be an atheist" by Lee Strobel, a past atheist who upon closer look realized that irreducible complexity is much to prevailant in nature to be solely from natural means, i could go on forever on the flaws with evolution!

  • @disneyfreaker45

    he would not disagree with me in fact he's one of the people that agrees with it. Well simply because life is complex doesn't mean it was designed same way just because space is wast doesn't mean some 1 made it wast and endless. "Oh life is so complex God must have done it" explains everything by explaining nothing.

  • actually to correct you, space is not vast and endless. the universe has an evident end, if you want to get into cosmology i'm all for it. i'm really hoping your deep search into these two topics has brought you to what is called the "red shift". if it hasn't here it is, the universe, when examined by einstein, mathematically proved to have a starting point and an expansion. it is getting larger, eistein ignored the math and discarded the very idea. later, when hubble was looking through his

  • telescope, he studied sound frequencies. now sound comes in waves, much like when a car zooms past you, the waves get bigger or a deeper tone when going away, but as approching you, they get a higher pitch or a smaller wave. hubble found that when examining the universe, the sound was in the red and that meant the universe was moving away from us. upon seeing this, Einstein renounced his claim that the universe was eternal and called it the biggest blunder of his career. now, for the good sutff

  • if the universe is moving away from us, at one point it must have began to exist. it started and is now expanding. this is the big bang theory. but the thing about the big bang is that it has to have a big banger. everything that begins to exist has a cause. we don't see thing begin to exist without cause in any form of nature or anything. this big bang is not only the point in time in which matter began to exist but also time and space itself. now this part is crazy. at one point, time itself

  • universe is not moving away from us, galaxies are. Like Stephen Hawking said that they used to be closer when the universe was younger. Big bang theory only tells us that time and space started expanding, it still took millions or years before first atoms showed up.

  • began to exist along with matter. so i think we can conclude that the universe began so it has a cause, now that cause must be spaceless, matterless, and timeless or infinite. now through deductive reasoning we determine that nothing in our human understanding can be infinite. nothing in the universe is infinte, it simply does not occur and can't mathematically. but the existence of something before the universe began must have been infinite. this is intelligent design or id, something made us

  • if something before universe began it's existence was intelligent then it must have had a beginning as well, you cant be a designer without knowing how things work, how could even anything exist before existence itself? It's simply not logical. But then there are still people believing we're living in geocentric universe.

  • cont...so upon the absolute truth comment!!! i'm so excited that you brought that up! this happens to be my favorite topic! so, i assume that you don't believe in absolute truth, that the only truth is set by the individual, that truth is completely dependant upon however the individual makes it! get back to me soon please!

  • @disneyfreaker45

    absolute truth is most of the time used in religion to begin with. Only truth im interested in is where ever the evidence takes me. And yes theory of gravity's only fact is that matter attracts matter, when in evolutionary theory there are hundreds of fossils, many transitional forms. Nothing in science goes higher than "theory" status, because science is self correcting process by definition new ideas and discoveries will come eventually and replace whats currently there.

  • gravity is a mathematic, scientific, and experientially provided theory. the math in evolution in regards to the fine-tuning of the earth so life is sustainable, the odds of natural selection's ability to manufacture amino acids into proteins and proteins into their many functions, and even the basic odds of life existing due to Darwinian explanation is astoundingly and remarkably inconceivable. the scientific aspect of evolution is also far-fetched and dificult to beleive.

  • Evolution does happen it has been proven, it doesn't nececerly hapen rapidly. Darwin's theory no doubt had errors but many things have been corrected and new scientific discoveries have been made, if you find it hard to believe and think evolution never happend then whats up with all the fossils we have in records?

  • cont. common ancestry is a farce. perhaps you've heard of Hekles embryos, that was a clearly manufactured and proven fake diagram of said embryos. the evolution of DNA, did you know that in a single cell, the DNA can be uncoiled to about 9 feet. thats equivalent to 8000 books of information. now if even one of those pairs was changed, the entire makeup would fall apart. cells would not function. now how would you say that evolution changes the DNA of the cell in a living creature if the

  • Evolution adapts organisms to the enviroment so they can survive, it happens in time scale from hundreds of thousand up to millions and billions of years.

    Ofc. there's a 2nd option : a invisible thing created everything in high complexity when nothing like that ever existed before and he couldn't possibly know how to create such things.

  • your understanding of God is very skewed and i'm sorry for that. a simple thought, how would we ever comprehend in our finite minds, something that is eternal? now this response shows me that this argument is clearly over because all you've done is twist words and concepts to make it sound like evolution is the only reasonable explanation...how bout this, some invisible force called natural selection is somehow changing these randomly existent intelligent lifeforms to make them better survive

  • @disneyfreaker45

    But evolution is the only reasonable explanation, because over creationism it is supported by evidence, my understanding is fine, my english isn't good enough even tho it might not sound so.

    And what would that invisible forces meaning be? Make life over here some over there and a few in other galaxies?

    Do you really think our planet is 6000 years old and we lived side to side with dinosaurs?

  • you haven't even taken in a single shred of evidence i've thrown out there. you are so quick to say, "be open minded" and yet you are so closed off you won't consider creationism. the invisible force is natural selection...its just like believing in a nonphysical being that shapes life through time. and where did you get 6000 years old from? i believe that our planet went back to whenever it is dated right now. its called old earth creationism.

  • Huh? I'm scratching my head...

    What happened to us keeping things simple? All this theorizing is making my head hurt... it has for centuries. Is it so impossible for us to admit that we don't know the origin of the universe? God has been an excuse for everything we didn't know over the course of 10s of thousands of years. If there's no explanation for something than God must have done it!

    The only place God lives is in your head. How we live our lives is a choice. Love.

  • and these lifeforms, "who knows where they came from" are all still around, but who knows why because after they have been entirely changed into new, completely different lifeforms, they are supposedly obsolete. oh and by the way, if anyone dare bring up how any of these lifeforms orginally popped into existence, just play the "we are working on it" card

  • @disneyfreaker45

    /watch?v=ho7GaI2rCwI&feature=s­ub

    Watch and think about it, your free to disagree.

    Simply think about it.

    "we are working on it" thats true scientists are working on it, we dont know it yet but neither do you and more importantly you cant prove it.

    We can keep talking for a long time my friend but in the end it wont change anything sadly, ofcourse people have different understanding what a god is, i think that he's a made up figure and as evil as satan, not a bit better.

  • God's Bible is him just saying crap about the devil.

    Why hasen't the devil put out a book?

    Cuz the devil's being a bigger man.

    "God I'm not gonna comment if your gonna talk like that about me"

    (watch jim jefferies I Swear To God) hilarious

  • @8cdd5735 there actually is a satanic bible....its called the black book

  • pssh go away :p But seriously i was ripping part of a comedians act.

    I know about satanists and shit and all other religion bull.

    Seriously tho Jim jefferies "I Swear To God' Its hilarious man

  • @8cdd5735 oohh sorry man lol

  • If you are refering to the Necronomicon please shoot yourself.

  • You should read the Satanic Bible, Now that's hillarious.

  • the minute one of those pairs were messed up, the entire cell would cease to have a function. and it can't keep using the same messed up DNA, it would have to start with an entirely new cell. now how could nature write 8000 books of information and then rewrite it in a different pattern but every time it made a single mistake, it would have to start all over again...its just absurd...unfathomable. finally, the experiential proof. we can experience gravity, we can feel it acting upon us.

  • now, humanity really isn't that old but don't you think we would see some evidence right in front of us. maybe thats a nieve claim but with this supposedly constant and ongoing process of evolution, do you not think we would be affected. so far, we have only increased our intelligence. please do not try to claim that is because of evolution...you would have absolutely no proof, we have not accessed more of our brain or any nonsense like that. i'm not being a typical christian and just listening

  • to whatever is told to me by my superiors. i've seriously looked into this stuff and found some exciting and astounding answers. now, is there any way to fully prove an intelligent design? no, but like you said, it is all theory, atheism and/or darwinian evolution is also a theory, there are many unexplained aspects of it that take faith to come to terms with. even our great friend richard dawkins said intelligent design is a valid theory in the movie "expelled".

  • also, to finish up the microevolution lecture, in the wall lizard or ruin lizard, the microevolutional advancements were not really advancements at all, they were weaker due to the changes, so now i ask the question, can evolution reverse itself or do animals, like people, just stop using certain parts of their anatomy and in effect, those get weaker or start using more parts of their anatomy and said parts become stronger due to the excessive use. it is all micro. and the denial is ignorant

  • They were not weaker atall, provide your sources via pm the ruin lizard now digests alot quicker and the extended neck is more than sufficient for catching insects hiding in holes.

    I never said it wasnt all macro, it all breaks down to macro evolution yes, why state the obvious and make the assumption i disagree?

    From what youve said it looks like you accept the fact of evolution.

  • i accept microevolution but that is completely different than overall change in species. like i had said before, these microevolutions occur specifically because of either increased or decreased use of the "microevolved" part of the creature's anatomy. it is like building muscle, or being obese, the offspring will inherent the parent's traits. however, the general population of the world is not moving towards one specific and largescale change. (we are not all becoming stronger as time goes by

  • No it isnt, everything evolves from a micro level to a macro level. The basic evolution of cells form a different appearance i.e phenotypes but ofc can change genotypes aswell.

    The Itallian wall lizard is an example of species change, it can no longer reproduce with the wall lizard.

    Evolution occurs when a species in a certain area is say diminishing in population, the best adapted will survive. Not because of repetative use of a body part. (con...)

  • (...con) You seem to think evolution has some kind of plan, it doesnt most of it is random. Though human evolution has been occuring over long periods of time, evolution of human intellect, cranium size, skeletal size. The speciation from a shared common anncestor (shown in chromosome 2)

  • well let me tell you that it is good that you have done your homework. i do think evolution has a plan to it. it is a pattern if you will of natural selection. the evolution of human intellect? what is that? gaining knowledge is now an evolutionary process? i dont think so.

  • Sure it is as intellect is developed through the brain which has greatly evolved.

  • the bible has NOT been proven. if it has been, we wouldn't still be having debates over it. jesus fucking christ.

  • The Bible is merely a guideline as to how we are supposed to treat each other, which isn't a bad thing to treat each other with kindness, respect, love. It makes for a MUCH more fulfilling life. If we do that, then there's less stress, which leads to a longer life- then onto... well, it depends on how we decide to live our lives. The basis of the Bible is nice in that its full of promises, peace, love, HOPE. Ultimately, we love! God Bless and be careful about blasphemy. Love in friendship :)

  • it does have some teachings of respect and love, but you left out how you're supposed to stone your disobedient children, stone homosexuals, stone people who are trying to convert you. both the old and new testament support slavery. it doesn't make a more fulfilling life. i was a christian, raised in the church, and i can tell you that ever since i've been non religious i have felt happier and more fulfilled. you are neglecting what the bible is saying, which makes you equally "sinful" as me.

  • I read the KJV. I'm not sure of your background and if you were religious, Now "non-religious" I'm sorry. Yes, I AM just as sinful as you. Just because I am a Christian, it doesn't mean I am perfect. I've found that our faith is whatever is in our hearts.

  • you are taking all those verses wayyyyy out of context, give me the specific verses and i'll tell you who what when where and why. then you will see that you are taking it completely out of context! ...i dare you...

  • nah.

  • None of the prophecies have ever been wrong. Take the time to prove it wrong.

  • actually, if you take the time to read Ezekiel, you'll find many false prophecies. it's quite funny how many things Ezekiel promises will happen in the name of God, yet didn't! an example is when Ezekiel speaks against the city of Tyre and promises its destruction forever. yet Tyre still stands today. funny stuff.

  • In Ezekiel 26:21, the prophet said that the Phoenician city of Tyre would be brought to an end and would never again be found. When Alexander The Great destroyed the city in 332 BC, he brought an end to the Phoenician Empire. The Empire was never revived or "found" again. As for the city itself, it has been torn down and built upon by a succession of foreign powers.

  • Ha.  Alexander the Great conquered the city, but never destroyed it. Just look the city up on the web. It still stands!

  • Alexander The Great destroyed the city in 332 BC, he brought an end to the Phoenician Empire. The Empire was never revived or "found" again. As for the city itself, it has been torn down and built upon by a succession of foreign powers. I see God signs EVERYDAY, and they are absolutely AMAZING!!! I have peace and love in my life, many of these comments sound so ANGRY, that can't be a very pleasant way to live. If you read the new testament, we are not supposed to stone ppl.

  • i live a very happy life. i am not angry, but impatient with Christians who can't accept truth over fiction. and bye the way, jesus said to keep all of the commandments.

  • Our life here is so short, and afterward so eternal. Why do you spend so much energy being impatient, why don't you just love them as fellow human beings? Do you believe in UFOs.

  • because Christians treat this life like it's a pass thru and they're more worried about the eternal life afterwards. i believe there could be life in the universe, if that's what you're trying to ask. we've only explored a small, small fraction of the universe.

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  • LOOOOOOOOL!

    Jesus is hawt.

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  • Who sang this version of Across the Universe? I know the Beatles wrote and performed it, but I know this isn't them.

  • It seems to me, if you were willing to spend this much time, thought and effort into mocking him, he must really be in your mind and heart. That is a God sign and religion is not the same as a relationship with him. True Christians try to be kind, patient and loving..... and there is nothing bad about that! I am very sorry if you feel alone in this world and I will pray for you.

  • I generally define True Christians as people who follow the Bible as their literal moral and intellectual code. So long as this definition is agreed upon, I feel it safe to assume True Christians are not kind, patient and loving, for the Bible does not support such things, but rather ignorance, hatred of others, genocide, and lots and lots of stonings.

  • I see, could you point me in the direction showing where in the bible does it support those things?

  • It was mighty PC of JC to include FSM

  • I hope if Jesus will come he will spit into face of believers "Stop f*cking warchiping me! Get a life!"

  • Hey, don't lump the Flying Spahgetti Monster along with those fake religions. He is the only true god.

  • AAAAAHHHH!!!!! the flying spaghetti monster is chasing after me!!!! gotta stop taking those drugs ya know

  • There is no God.

  • What's your point? Are you hoping someone will read your comment and go-Hey, he's right! What have I been thinking?

  • You can always hope...

  • What's his point? Hah, what's YOUR point? Are you hoping that someone will read your comment and go- Hey, he's right! Why do I even post my opinions? How rediculous! And before you start to wonder... MY point is that his point was to state an opinion while, at the same time, confuse simple minded people (which has obviously worked).

  • Wow. Just because you said that my mind is open!

    Not really. You proved nothing. God is their, God is good. God is love(1 John 4:16).

  • Actually i think that is strictly a McDonalds copyright trademark, man. Except you change the "god" to McDonalds... and man it is not true at all.....those liyng bastards.

  • That can't be Jesus, Jesus lives next door to me but we all call him Chuy and he has never been to the white house...

  • RAmen to that. . .

  • The guy in the video flips signs and reveals Buddha amongst other godly names suggesting that Buddha was a god.

    Buddha was not a god and he never declared himself as a god furthermore Buddha explicitly told his followers not to

    view or portray him as a god.

  • Alliance,

    You are indeed correct. Buddha is not a god.

    If these signs are any indication, Jesus is not perfect.

  • i believe in god but i dont think shes as judgemental as everyone thinks

  • she how you know god is a she you retard please shut the hell up!!!!

  • how do you know its a he you retard  its probably more of a it so you please shut the hell up you retard