John Holmes' Cock

[pungrmn]

honestly, if my dick was that big i wouldn't know what to do with it.

[jgibson111]

In the description you wrote, "Reading the measurements online, I thought it sounded about right.." But what were the measurements online?

I found the site in favorites on my wife's laptop and it said, " Molded after the legend John Holmes in state-of-the-art Ultra-realistic Skin. 12.5 inches long, 10 inches from the tip to the balls, 2.75 inches in diameter and 8 inches circumference."

[lowcwillis]

short video because she couldn't resist gettin down to business with it........

[neomysterio]

Does it hurt?

[MickTravisBickle]

EL OH ELLLE

[pigletized]

Yeah but I bet you can't slap you're nasty yuppie boyfriends 2.2 inches!

[billjoe88]

your all fucking idiots, in a fight over a dead mans cock, and buy the way i saw a pic of a vid he did, i asked myself why is she sucking his knee (69) postion, she wasnt sucking his knee, it was his dick, thats how big he was

[ezakustam]

Ok, it doesn't fit into you. How is that "yuck?"

[chechtube]

hahahahahaaaaaaa! that's really funny!

[shadenine]

I don't think holmes was only 8.75'' when hard, since this was the size that his penis measured flaccid after his dead. If you watch a gay loop in his early career in which he takes a shower with another guy you can notice that his wholly soft penis when he was young and not already into coke was at least 9.5''. If you compare his (never fully) hard penis to his forearms you can see it's the same length and he was 6.2 ft tall. I think that if he ever could be fully hard he would have been 13''

[thebeat945]

Watch some of Holmes' earlier stuff before he got into coke and he could get it up all the way. Better yet, watch the gay one he made in 1983(you won't go near your dvd player or computer for a fucking month after that, guaranteed) and THEN tell us about "overhyped" and "laughable".

[eddiehuber]

who else thinks that's the funniest shit ever? for 2 years now we've been laughing about this video...!!! who's with me?

[cdawng]

Thats where you are incorrect. You have not measured every single man's dick out there to say that Jonah Falcon is the biggest. You should do some more researching instead of keeping it shallow and being so "proud" that a white man has a big slong.

[phoenixsun09]

I think 9.5" is almost dead on. He's been so overhyped it's laughable.

[sarahthediva]

would make a hell of a cat toy!!

[dandruff71]

Slap it against your Va Jay Jay

[jefferyklassen]

Did you use this thing?

[loverofpoon]

he was nowhere near 12" long - more like 10" if he could get rock hard - but he had a very impressive 7" girth to go along with it

you won't find many white guys that size even in porn

[Metaldog67]

2 MUCH INFO HO!

[carlosalejandrocano]

tragatelo perra es lo que deberias de hacer...

[DCMelphemus]

I wish you would post a longer video of you slapping the huge dildo. Three minutes ought to do.

[dhouse87]

like watching a cat play teatherball..

[ralucagymnast]

John Holmes willy was 9-10 inches long and 4 inches in diameter. So I read. 4 inches isnt terribly thick, you know. I doubt it was 16 inches or whatever in diameter, that means its thicker than its long????I doubt it somehow. Anyway, lets all agree to disagree on the fact that it was bigger than the national average, yes???

[northportdave]

are you nuts. it was at least 12-14 and insanely thick. i dont know what planet you came from. just watch the films.

[anatripdalean]

wow i wish i could play with you

[trespasser4000]

theres alot of big guys these days. like lexington steel mandingo jack niper but none of them are as thick as john holmes was.

[cdawng]

yeah, then again you don't have that many black men as pornstars in the industry as white men

[ekremkircioglu]

anyone from us? lets chat :)

[denisethepainter]

Director Bob Chinn is a personal friend of mine. He created the Johnny Wadd series. In my interview with him, I asked the size of Holmes' dick since there's been such speculation yielding varying dimensions. His official declaration is 11" and he oughtta know and has no reason to lie. So there you have it.

[laitho90]

lol

[itsjacknapier]

I wonder how those guys like Mandingo get so big. Are they just genetic freaks or do they know something that the rest of us don't?

[acsmashing]

John Holmes was huge yes... But I have seen people way bigger than him that are usually black in today's porno vid's.

[xellxero01]

those are fake peens idiot

[acsmashing]

What the fuck are you talking about moron?

[ShawnNeil8131]

I'd like to break this girl in with my little 5 inch dick and then watch a real man with a big fat cock fuck the shit out of this girl. Damn I wish I had a cock the size of this dildo.

[mrderpaderp]

John Holmes could never get even remotely hard. It kind of makes me glad to have a more average sized cock.

[machinemoelleux]

gumby dick...lol...

imagine if they had viagra back then? because the guy had a hard time achieving an erection due to drugs, ect...

Can you imagine having a penis like this?

I think it would be a nightmare, buy a pair of pants...lol..

finding a girlfriend would probably be hard, at first they would think it was cool but later they would hate it. John Holmes said he never had a girl last more than TWO dates before they decided it was too much...lol..

If find this funny, "it's too big" excuse..

[myfacevids]

He was HUGE!!!

[tastybrownies]

Toche' we have a size queen

[XTIRP8]

lets face it, if anybody has seen holmes in action they would notice how useless it is, its a big floppy cucumber and it must hurt the women like shit even if she is a lose as anything!!!!

[flicklefish]

Wish that was mine.

[scattypants]

where can i buy one?

[willstedt]

So this video has about 60.000 views? :)

[thomas242007]

it can be used as a hood orniment or a christmas decoration yes it can even be given as a mothers day gift she wont be dissapointed

[HarmIessPerv]

u can use it for boxing too! who knew! lol

[yomamadontdanz]

is that a dildo or is it bill clinton???

[HarmIessPerv]

lol

[beastyfourpointsix]

I think thats kinda nasty playing with this on the counter where people eat and drink. "Mom, Nancy is playing with the Dildo on the counter again"!!! Stop that Nancy, you nasty girl!!!

[TheGodParticle]

John holmes was never 13" even his manager admited that, ron jermy said it was 12" the dildo's are always a little bigger than the real thing anyway. but after hours even weeks of research having to watch hundred of holmes films much to my wifes protest's my guess is its around 11" Cheers peep's...

[cstyle10]

Fuckin Dickologist...Nigga you gay!!

[oliverfunk]

ahaha...this guy said holmes is only 8.75 .... ahahahaha ... the dude maxed out at 13 inches buddy ! do your homework !

[xoobis]

Sorry.... I know his wife Misty that lives in Las Vegas and Johns cock was 12.5 inches long.... That you can take to the bank!

[spyaho]

Is this slap stick comedy?

[wongtelu]

bad it..

[paddypadman2]

that looks like fun!

[trespasser4000]

i saw that on the internet its 10 inches with 8 inches around am not gay but the real johnholmes looks smaller than that ramon from monsters of cock was steel taped in one of his movies and its was almost 9 inches about 8.75 inches and looks the same size as johnholmes the vids on xtube so johnholmes is more like 8.75 inches with 6.5 around maybe 7

[GomerSanchez]

I guarantee that will fit in your ass. Just work your way up!

I can't fit in most women comfortably (vaginally), but the ass will accomodate alot more due to it's structure, and from what I'm told, it feels great after a couple times. good luck in finding a real man to step up and take care of you right, nothing compares to tha real thing.

[janet928]

Be careful....you can start using this and not stop...I know....

[GomerSanchez]

It's a shame to see girls who depend on vibrators! I have to admit there's not alot of guys who can give women what they really need, but you'll find one of us someday!

[rosbergs3]

I guess you, gomersanchez, can give ladies whatever they need right????? You are a true ladies man arent you???? Yeah right, you're just some fruit picking migrant worker.

[johncarter55]

That thing costs about $100.00. Like a gun in the house...eventually you use it.

[ssjohn70]

you killed it !!!!!!!!!!! lol

[SirMicDre]

bet you she probably has loosened herself up with that bad boy!!!

[cookiesandcartoons]

The new international pastime - Dildo punching.

[indyenna]

Wow, the things you buy at Tupperware parties these days...

;P

[bballaman92]

idiot...

[calavera69]

That thing is gonna rip you in half!!!

[Hunkola]

What a stupid, stupid twat....

[clayp72]

Bet she wasn't laughing later ;)

[fabio1098]

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeee

[esp1964]

have you put any miles on it yet

[esp1964]

and the oscar goes to ??

[fnlost]

way to slap that pecker honey A +

[ccm7515]

cock a doodle doo!!!!!

[Ram69Rod]

This is the best dildo punching video I have ever seen!

[stoffea8]

I dont think that cock fit her...

[jego38]

damn this is the ridiculous thing ive ever seen here...who in this fucking world wants to see a girl punching a dildo??? get a life bitch

[franggio666]

so, why did you click on this video?

[1qm2z3]

First you close fist it then you open handed slapped it you naughty filthy girl,you bad little harlot you.You ought 2 be held down and get what your asking 4 you little dirty talking hand slapping hair tossing no good of a little temptress!

[depaolister]

te gusta nè??

[gell7]

i gave yu a rating

[trespasser4000]

yes i have seen that interview to he told them he was 8.75 the porn sites lie and say hes 12 or 14 inches to sell porn movies.

[jego38]

really?? so i imagine u could deepthroat it bitch..did u?

[Blackhorsecladdagh]

johnholmes told a interviwer he was 8.75-9 inches in real life dont be so easy to fool but thats still 0.1% of men that have one that big.

[mangaspiked]

i read somewhere that John could never have a full erection, he would pass out from all the blood going from his head

[deadpool2099]

Naw,,, it was the drugs, smoking and general lack of sexual interest in those butt fuglee 70s porn skanks.

[1qm2z3]

He was taking up 2 60 diazpam a day spike i couldnt get out of bed let alone get it up!

[bigroy38]

which one?

[jholcjholc]

somehow i dont think your using it right

[mushedmule]

To Reina do you actually use that horse cock for practice, or is it a treasured artifact of you houses art collection, if it's art try the Peter North collectable cock, it's 9.5 inches long 16 inches in girth now thats a thick cock...

[mushedmule]

The dildo will always be bigger than the actual dick, due to they had to guess on his cock size due to he's fucking dead, they did not get a mold off of his cock from the grave trust me, Seka in her interview said his dong-meister was 10" long, and 13" in radius, it was the thickness off his cock that made him legendary..

[deklares1]

oooh i love sluts that can fit 10 inches inside them... like throwing a sausage down a hallway

[17cockta]

i'm bigger than john holmes.

[bobbybolan]

you will never get it on the CD cover

[border205]

try using it and see if you will still be laughing

[Schnirks]

John Holmes dick is in the videos bigger than this dildo. John is bigger than all other guys in the world.

[sweatstain2001]

Ah, a size Queen.

[monkey5000]

hmmmm . . . . she must be very accomodating

[peternorth500]

did you have any trouble getting it all in you or did you have some help?? post that video or put it on soulseek

[maxguaverra]

Bet you love riding it, eh?? Next time post that video!!!

[crapsoftware]

perhapes you should have read the instructions on 'how to use it'

[kungpoe]

john holmes was 14 inches, much larger than that dildo.

[KrGsMrNKusinagi0]

Eh nope... watch the porn its not that big

[holycrapyousuck]

So how did it feel? Bet you were able to take the whole thing.

[janet928]

I believe it is life size. way to go.

[BobGilean]

One minute I'm listening to Stairway To Heaven; the next I'm watching a girl play with a dildo. What the hell is wrong with me..

[mangaspiked]

only on youtube.....