The Best Secret Santa Gift -- Starcraft 2 [LAGTV]

[ManfredLanster]

im from spain and he said: como está señorita (strage things xD) ande chichi mama, what means, how are you lady, (strange things) oh pussy mum xD

[Vesu16]

that was fucking amazing

[HomemdaFaina]

I literally cried from having laughed so much. Thank you Jeff.

[246trinitrotoluene]

Lol this guy has the worst baneling busts of all time

lings NEED TO BE RIGHT IN BEHIND so they cant just insta start rebuilding

he didnt just accidentally fail once, he proved that with the 2nd time

[Helleformer]

Blue is full idiot. He kept creating useless zerglings on and on and on seeing his own eyes that it DOESN'T work! If he would create mutas he'd win.

[Googleflax]

I like how Onesonhkg's comment is a question

[kirodragon12]

lmao~ <3

[zzerrattull]

Geeegeee :D

[PhazonSwimmy]

kid:"where can i find ideas for secret santa"

mom:"look it up online"

kid:"fine"

*searches best secret santa gift

kid:"ooooooo"

christmas day comes

mom:"WDFFFFFFFFF"

[UberVersatile]

I heard you like penises so I gave you penis to fuck while you're fucking my penis

[Kakapo121]

worst zerg player ever xD

[Neviolol]

@Kakapo121 What zerg player? ..oh right, the game..

[bleka789]

no once you go black your a single mom

[Mr92100]

I like how the name doesnt even relate to the game anymore

[wowrazzor]

This never gets old lol

[Shianky]

There was never a video on youtube, I have watched more often than this one. It just doesn't get boing.

[Bullybob77]

i have reconsidered wanting to have you guys cast my games for me..

[Racecar8racecaR]

as soon as i herd she was catholic i instantly thought dildo, fuck me its a dildo, then i herd porn shop and mold. knew it

[m03hawkman]

I hope she didn't open the present at work...awkward...

[cheeseballheaven]

I respect your humility to share this with the SC Community. I'm sure your gift really touched her too. XD

[Samons195]

I used to make dildo molds, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[HouseDweller]

Adam basically you are my hero as of this cast you suggesting all the ppl should send their tuff to Jeff's PObox ! :D

[CrassPunk99]

Sour aboot that stalker at 5:32

[sarahlost36]

while i am both offended, i would be lying if i didn't say i was darn curious too... mmm... will this be in the lagtv shop for anonymous browsing by me and all my gfs... hehe ^^

[shadowplotter]

extremely dirty gift and a bit wrong but funny as hell, imagine her face as she saw what was in it and everyone kept asking lol poor girl

[SpinyStarCraft]

3:10 no jeff im gonna have to disagree. no-ones innocent im sorry

[decoy134]

Sorry this might be a bit rude but I found that scenario, while humorous, also pissed me off a lot and made me want to kill anyone who does that to one of my friends. Just saying. But it was funny.

[TheRealScaraban]

@decoy134 They weren't friends, just coworkers.

[decoy134]

@TheRealScaraban I know but it's still really... aggravating.

[aunold21]

epic stalker cockblock

[1ghost1demon]

Imagine Mrs Maximus Watching this video.

[ds12z]

She is now a protestant.

[Malikazz]

i want to see this lol

[reformCopyright]

That's not a legitimate Secret Santa gift...

[blazer168]

I wonder if that girl is a LagTV fan and watched this video lol

[drifter12345able]

for the secret santa thing

[drifter12345able]

Record you danm faces! I would have loves to see adams face..

[MiasmaClouds]

Zerg should have quadruple expended

[RandomB0red0m]

I expect Maximusblack to get at least 5 or six molds for christmas. COME ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!

[minored360]

@RandomB0red0m

I was thinking about it before Novawar gave the idea lol

[An2quamaraN]

"Its an epic secret santa gift...its a gift that KEEPS ON GIVING" ahahahahahha

[EXXC0MN]

he did what? to who? actually? ACTUALLY? -_-

[sucharandomname]

I've molded myself before. Fun times. Both making it and as I've been told: using it

[frogjg2003]

Micro your macro!

[mcflynguyen]

Please give me the phone number of your drug dealer !

[xxaznfirexx]

would've been funny if she said it was too small for her lol. Sour

[lolx0rz]

"Oh no there was a shape and a form."

Best.

Quote.

EVER!

[MegaNob99]

Oh man, I pissed myself laughing throughout this video. At least now I know what to get all those girls at ballet for Christmas.

[educatedfools32]

lmao, its a gift that keeps on giving hahahaha

[HorizonHipHop]

"oh no there was a shape and a form" lmfao

[MrHeroCA]

Y U REMOVE IT?

[gusqose]

you can just picture adam dying from lack of oxygen from laughing too hard LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[shiggashane1]

I need to know what the chick said about the gift. In America, something like that at work is sexual harassment lol

[bluefire4000]

Be honest now Jeff, you got fired from the chicken shack for eating all the chicken. Didn't you? Oh and the correct response at 1:38 is: "Well yeah. Of course I do!" Just go with it and hope it's so unexpected they are dumbfounded to the point of speechlessness. Followup question to the secret Santa story: did you tell her it was yours or did you keep that little detail to yourself?

[VirtualTechno]

What a playa you are. ;3

[cssmalphas]

Watching this... no shit... made me spit out my spaghetti all over my computer...

[Omegist]

I now know what I'm getting my girlfriend.

[SAGEBOT500]

Tonight's Top Story: Black Man Gives Dick To Young White Girl, Is Somehow Not Arrested

[loooolllzzman12]

Adam when you ask a Canadian black man to do a spanish accent, how in sweet tits is that gonna work?

[shockifyed]

this cast was a gift in itself

[joeshmo416]

hahaha i almost chocked on my food!

[VirtualTechno]

@joeshmo416 Hit me up with that nooooooooooooise~

[joeshmo416]

lololo i love that story Maximus!!

[VuuDOO27]

I predict a certain MaximusBlack will be back on the dating market sometime in the near future.

Also: "Once you go black, you're on a wheelchair" was EPIC

[Flobabazz]

Adam: "I don't think, in any way or shape or form..."

Jeff: "Oh no, there was a shape AND a form."

Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLPLOLOLOLOL­OOLO

[Phuild]

GOOOO GADGET GOOOOO nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.

[OurRooks]

I shouldn't have watched this while doing homework...

[Onesonhkg]

Thumbs up if you actually went search for dido molding packs after watching this cast?

[ASubHumanOfSociety]

Jeff's gotta be a pioneer of useful TMI. LOL

[martinarcand1]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SECRET SANTA!!!

[commiedeer]

Jeff, you are such an asshole... which is why we keep watching your videos. :P

[Banjoman094]

I literally just took a sip of milk when Jeff said "A gift that keeps on giving" and spit it all out trying not to laugh...

[Drvelasco45]

that stalker saved the toss, its a miracle stalker.... never had that luck

[bburditt]

@Drvelasco45 What? The Stalker didn't do shit. The fact that it took the Zerg 10 seconds to run the lings in saved the Toss.

[Drvelasco45]

@bburditt look again, the bane's hit the stalkers instead of the zealots, dealing poor damage and reducing the radious of the splash... with that many banes he could have taken the front buildings but he barely took a couple of pylons.

[Drvelasco45]

@bburditt I meant Stalker* and its min 5:33

[EliteSeVeNz]

3:50 LMFAO!!!

[HunterCrip11]

Yo MB I feel for ya, classic Secret Santa ladder mismatch, Bet she shit the bed then rage quit that exchange like a bronze right? Present was kinda OP though. Don't worry about it, bet she went home and did a terran contain while she micro'd your macro.

[MrTheocarinanoob]

well i was gonna eat breakfast and watch this but suddenly... nah ill just watch

[PhillyWild302]

5:32 "Busting on the wall" "Makes it in" These jokes write themselves lmao!!! GG!!!

[Kwadratowydelfiny]

I know rorshach!

[Gatzlocke]

This one was not about the game at all... I want to know the girls reaction...

[EclecticFruit]

@Gatzlocke If she took that the wrong way, he'd be hella out of a job.

[Rezoxel]

Omg you guys are the best ever!!!

[vitamind594]

imba dildo maximusblack

[Davivd2]

I guess they don't have sexual harassment lawsuits in Canada.

[DragonCurandero]

lucky ass steve

[topstop24]

da fuck??

[BlckSbthMan]

I got banned from the Bnet forums for posting the word 'LagTV'. I was told the reason was for using obscene awesomeness.

[reptilianism420]

rofl!

[MultiMissionman]

inb4 "dildo time with maximusblack"

[CoqPwner]

hahahahHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahah­ahahahahahahHAHahahafoddkbneas­fihfbkvjanem;lmdgb;jrngakljdf

omg Jeff I literally fell on the floor crying, that is the funniest shit ever XD

[Hokibukisa]

Once you go black racist jokes GO!

Once you go black your credit is ruined.

[HuskyVerbatim]

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.

[Vlakpage]

@HuskyVerbatim in what backwards country?

[xXstrIker8Xx]

what...the...fuck....

[phrozen17]

wtf

[TheRsLurers]

anyone else started moulding >:P?

[muchachomalo]

fail you put some real spanish in it.

[ch020master]

He thinks my penis is cute :3

[Eimuxxx]

XD

[xJB3ASTx]

You never even said what she said when you gave it to her.

[DragonCurandero]

@xJB3ASTx didnt know who gave

[AaahImOnFire11]

i knew it was gonna be a dildo!!

[bogyshi2]

i didnt like that story all that much

[lecheparavaka]

awesome spanish!! (im mexican), you guys are amazing! keep it going!!!

[TheLittleMan123]

you guys have actually become my favorite game casters overall, and you totally deserve it. 90% of all the videos i've watched, i have laughed, and laughed a lot. and Jeff at his solo channel i sometimes have to pause and rewind to catch what he's saying, since i'm laughing so much. it's just great! =P

[UltimaFlash]

DO NOT EAT CEREAL WITH this game cuz i almost bursted my milk out of my mouth and ALMoST broke my computer!

[Victimiser7]

I had no idea what to expect with that story, but it for sure wasn't that. GEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E!

[cromos]

I can't wait for the next fan mail video on Jeff's channel.

[striker058]

Very ORIGINAL (For real)

[FrostdPoptart]

And here I was thinking that you guys were suggesting that SC2 was the best Secret Santa gift. And like, you could throw in lessons too if you were any good.

Imagine my surprise.

[shoseki]

GG! And by G, I mean epic, and by G, I mean penis mould joke.

[LostPawz]

@MaximusBlack Jeff... Jeff... You are getting a Lostpaws Dildo for Christmas.

[saclay22]

Can't french

[ilikepigtails]

I want to buy a Jeff Dildo for my girlfriend.

[idiallin]

@ilikepigtails i second that motion

[HitokiriM]

Que carajo dijo al final? xD

[SuperNickfire]

@HitokiriM they aren't spansh xD

[HitokiriM]

@HitokiriM I know, it was a joke xD

[bbarrus82]

What the hell replay was this? Was this When Zerg Fails?

[JanimationD]

LOL I dont know what to think of this....

[pebbe900]

what... the ...!#%&... was this? :D

[MrLeyasu]

LagTV isnt just fun to watch, its educational!

[Feaisian]

I like how Adam just went completely silent for like 3 whole minutes.

[timedforpress]

Did... did "Night Magic" actually get referenced in a SC2 cast? How .... how is this happening right now?

[MonsieurPossum]

Please do a video showing all the penis molds you receive in the mail!

[cafemm]

instant fave XDD

[Ajizi]

why doesnt zerg expand?

[jeffreyhoon]

@Ajizi he intended an all in bling ling bust.

[TheDannezz]

4:56 I have never laughed so hard in my life HAHAHA I JUst have too see Jeffs Face when you land those comments!

[TheDarkiee]

Jeff, you fucking BEAST!

[GruntGuy]

Ima send him a chode, so Mr Black, watch the fuck out.

[ZwixHardstyle]

You guys HAVE to put up a little screen in the bottom right showing urselves with a webcam so that we can see you during these epic moments!!

thumbs this up and make it happen!

[wesc08]

@ZwixHardstyle You took the words out of my mouth :) Would make the show even more awesome!

[ReversePolarety]

@ZwixHardstyle YES! YES! Fantastic idea!! :D :D

[Fingerpin91]

@ZwixHardstyle No thanks. 

[theAmdisen391]

@ZwixHardstyle very good idear man very good i do hope this happens

[AGameGem]

OH GOD NO, NOT THIS MENTAL IMAGE.

[adam67]

Epic mail time with Maximus Black incoming. XD

[JLBlast21]

I guess that was sent in by dora

[ImJustSkyo]

5:07 that's what SHE said :P

[wierkluos]

soo...did you put your secret santa gift ...in a small box????

[Amdor]

shit, lost my breath for a moment.

[Gdneuz]

"its a gift that keeps on giving" ... "wiiiiinniiing!"

[red519]

Hilarious

[danoking69]

GEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jakdextar2]

anyone else see that probe derp out at 0:28?

[wazuptom87]

haha lagtv is awesome. search aisctv for EPIC tsl killer game though.

[FaliggetFTW]

Wow the Zerg sees a Protoss doing a forge fast expand on a giant ass map and says, "Hey I should trying to baneling bust off of one base."

[Fortune2point0]

@FaliggetFTW would have worked if he wasn't terrible. Baneling busts are a viable counter to FFEs if you can hide your tech/deny scouting.

[SuperBaeg]

I'm amazed! they spent the whole game talking aboot nothing that has to do with the game and suddenly they go "void rays that's game" and it's over.

[blazer168]

Putting the dick jokes aside is his name "Rorshach" from watchmen?

[mrslickkRick]

who cares about the cast?... I'm into the story!

[LordofKings135]

I really want this to get to the front page lol

[Bahriel]

this beats season 1 epi 8 :P

wow, what a Dick move (like, literally ;) )

love it!

[bonnroven]

I came to watch a SC2 cast but left with more knowledge about penis mouldes then I couldnt dream of in a lifetime.

[Dace617]

OMFG Jeff... I would LOVE to have seen Adam's when you told that story.

[MrSweetandSour1]

Dude's just sour that he sucks my hariy white as hell penis

[rangergun]

HANDS DOWN BEST CAST IN THE HISTORY OF YOUTUBE

[MrBangJung]

IM TELLING LADY BLACK D:<

[MaGnAFraG]

Guess what's MaximusBlack is getting for this Xmas...

[MidnightWonko]

It was nice of MB and Nova to display some random game of StarCraft 2 while MB told the story of the Secret Santa.

[BarGamer]

Dora the Explora runs for the borda.

There, you just lost all your Latino viewers. :D

[guitarcenter999]

4:52 "come on you gotta say it, you gotta say that's an epic secret Santa gift, it's a gift that keeps on giving" *25 millisecond moment of silence, recognizes awesome win* *most hilarious laugh I've heard*

[Mralec007]

BEST CAST EVA

[MaGnAFraG]

@Mralec007 Best "cast", yes.

[smartwizardst1]

If I could favorite this video twice, I definitely would.