CSI Miami - Horatio Caine One-Liners

[Staye100]

"Looks like we have..."

*Drop the sunglasses*

"Oh shit wait a moment"

YYYEAAAAAAAAHH!!!

[AydenMize]

"Sir,Senator Palpatine just killed Mace Windu..."

"Well it looks like Mace..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Fell out the Windu..."

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[AydenMize]

"Sir,we found the victim with Candy shoved up there ass..."

"Well it looks like..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"She had a sweet ass..."

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[xxMrArmBreakerxx]

i came here just to see the comments

[ImaEatzzYouu]

-H, we found raw steak all over the victim's body

-Well cases like this

**puts on sunglasses**

-Are quite rare

[Nerevarineownsyou]

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🎶YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH🎶

[Lexinho90]

"H, the Michael Jackson fan was found dead in his dressing room."

"Well, I guess..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"He didn't see the man in the mirror."

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHH

[Choosinganame]

i laugh whenever i see this tv show on tbh. he really is a bit of a joke. hehe

[5555mif]

a journalist was found dead in his apartment yesterday

well i guess...

"puts on sunglasses"

"he found his DEADLINE"

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh

[scientistong]

*Baa Dum Tss*

[Ferbbie]

I have never watched the show, so correct me if I am wrong, but he basically states the obvious and in the middle of the statement puts on sunglasses? ....YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH! :D

[DenisAthletic2011]

"H, the victim was found with semen in her mouth, we've taken a sample and sent it to DNA"

"Well, I guess...."

*puts on sunglasses*

"The truth is hard to swallow"

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHH­HHH

[WoodyFury]

well, i guess caruso..

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... is fucking awesome.

YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jeffydahlby]

"This kid was stabbed while caught trying to steal this halo game"

"Well I guess it was...."

*puts on sunglasses*

"out of his reach"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[onnetwothreefour]

"H, a guy selling stuffed animal toys got stabbed with dozens of knives this morning."

"Well, it's ironic..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...that he got stuffed with iron."

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[arthuraz]

"H, the victim was found with five little plastic horses on his anus."

"Well, I guess..."

*puts sunglasses on*

"his condition was stable."

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

[missEb90]

horatio is the best he says his one liner then walks off..i love it.. horatio got his own type of swagg..so stop hatin

[H3Y0o]

Horatio, wikipedia seems to be working improperly.

"Well I guess..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"It's SOPA.."

:Yao Ming meme:

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[keasy666]

Horatio, this archery instructor was shot in the leg piercing an artery and bleed out to death. "Well I guess he...

*putts glasses on*

...took an arrow to the knee."

YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[pineapple10]

"Horatio, we found this drug dealer electrocuted with a car battery."

"Well, it looks like this criminal..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...got charged."

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[ChuckPalomo]

I can't stand this show, not only Horatio's one liners, but the whole thing is just a joke, like this time when a chick gets slowly cut in half while awake, and when the police arrives one would expect some dramatic moment, but they start throwing jokes ''It seems like this trick went wrong'' ''I doubt this was a volunteer from the public''

Or this episode where a guy gets burnt alive in front of a lot of partygoers, and Horatio has the desency to nickname the poor guy ''toasty''

[rexy0the0man]

"Horatio, we found Tony the Tiger, Captain Crunch, Snap, Crackle, an Pop all dead..."

"Well it appears to me that we. . . ."

*sunglasses*

". . . .Have a cereal killer on our hands!"

YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

[monsercoq1]

Horatio bits and pieces of the victims body was found everywhere. It appears the bomb exploded inside of her.

When then, it looks like she really was...

Sunglasses*

The bomb.

Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[Justas923]

"A fat man was found dead near the Christmas Tree."

"Well it looks like this year the Santa gave us the present..."

*sunglasses*

"... Of epic proportions."

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[juncallday1]

lol

[DecmanTrapper]

Why does he even bother taking them off?

[Shroudedman]

@Ac3ofspades85 best one I've ever heard

[Smecksee]

KnowYourMeme supercuts sent me here.

[phily4life]

0:34 is Horatio about to fall in to the water? :D

[HeGotsTheMoves]

Chuck Norris Wants his glasses back.

[CaydenSkatesGreat]

Guy - Rebecca Black was found dead in hot oil.

Horatio - Well I guess it's...

*puts on sunglasses*

Horatio - Fryday.

[AzureSymbiote]

Is this on purpose or is the show's writing this bad?

[Dutz1994]

Awesome! xD

[BX5BT]

i'm not familiar with this show but does he do this in almost every episode?

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

1:36

What are you gonna do?

Put on my glasses frank.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[SamoUTD]

-"Mr Simpson was found dead with severe lacerations to the chest"

-"Well Frank this looks to me..."

(glasses)

-"like a Homer-cide"

[laughingwarlock]

Looks like he...

*drops sunglasses*

FUCK.

[ShuyaTheDark]

@laughingwarlock lol that would be epic

[LetsPlayOblivious]

-The girl seems to have been locked in the school freezer where she froze to death

-Well, It looks like

*puts on sunglasses*

-she was too cool for school

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[l85a1user]

-person runned over by firetruck

-well it looks like he

*puts on sunglasses*

-got firetrucked up

YEEEEAAAAHHH

[andrtaker]

- Horatio, a suspected white male is on a run away vechile, good news is we shot the tires out and got him to stop, bad news is he stuck inside the burning car!

-Well it looks like his about to turn...

*Puts glasses on*

-To a niggaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!

[heeyimwill]

- Horatio, the m

[murdahh]

- Horatio, the naked couple was found crushed by the uprooted tree.

- Well it looks like they...

*Puts on sunglasses*

- had a treesome

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!­!

[Shioushiou1]

- Horatio, a group of black man was found schredded under a republican car

-Well it looks like they don't wanabe...

*Puts on sunglasses*

- Obama self

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!­!!!

[RemlapDaMugger]

-Did you hear about the man who was killed by a slab of beef falling from the 15th story of a building?

-Well it look like..

*Puts on Sunglasses*

-The steaks were too high

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[DreamCollapsing]

Why do they have to be so... fake and forced...

[doomguy13]

- Horatio, the victim was sleeping at 2:24 AM on the highway when the truck ran over his head!

- Well looks like this guy...

*puts on sunglasses*

- ... got tired.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[AnthonyP118]

well that was a hit and miss for me...

[dmtrain07]

"H it looks like the woman was rape then donkey punched in the burger king bathroom

"well i guessing the culprit

*puts on sunglasses*

"had her his way

YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[fizwhat]

-horatio, 10 people died yesterday eating mcdonald

-well I guess this wasn't...

*puts on sunglasses*

-a happy meal

YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[the2222full]

@fizwhat Horatio. a man was found cut in half, there is only the right side of the body, we cant find the left

-well if looks like... *puts on glasses*

-he is all right.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAH!

[popp199]

@fizwhat REPOST MOTHERFUCKER

[beautyisavertu]

@fizwhat i cant find where he says that :( what time is it? :)) (not now the time he says he)

[spidermancj]

"H, the killer was found dead with his penis in a peanut butter jar."

"Well, I guess..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"He was fucking nuts."

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHH

[spaingano]

@spidermancj another person who steals other peoples jokes

[spidermancj]

@spaingano as if half the comments on these Horatio Caine videos aren't taken from some other source. I give credit to Facebook cause I saw the joke there and felt like i had to share it. Happy?

[DarXXenon]

-Horatio, a girl is burned inside the flaming Gym

-Well

-I guess she...

-*Puts On Sunglasses*

-Burned some calories

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[zatnicatienth]

-Horatio, a 23 year-old woman was found dead in her shower. it looks like she was raped before she died.

~Well...

~looks like someone had her....

*Puts on glasses*

~at a disadvantage.

YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!­!!

[m4dn3s59595]

-H, we found a woman with stab wounds and semen in her mouth

-looks like the truth

*puts on sunglasses

-was hard to swallow !

YYEEEEEAAAAHHH !!!

[adamlou86]

Horatio, 10 victims died in McDonald's

Well it seems...

*sunglasses*

this wasnt a happy meal

[harmyk1]

Horatio, (insert random way to die here)

*Puts on glasses*

(Insert punchline here)

[JACTheGAT]

Horatio, the victim was found dead on the toilet.

Well it seems....

*sunglasses*

He was caught with his pants down

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JACTheGAT]

Horatio, the victim was a well known pacifist.

Well I guess.....

*sunglasses*

The Meek Shan't inherit the earth

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JACTheGAT]

Horatio, it looks like the victim was facing away from the killer when the fatal shot was fired.

Well I guess he.......

*sunglasses*

Shouldn't have turned the other cheek

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baconANDwaffels]

thumbs up if you watched this to compare jim carrey's impression

[AlejandroEav]

Just not the same without the YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH

[Tiltkid]

-It appears the victim killed himself over a haunted Majora's Mask cartridge.

-Well I guess he...

*puts on sunglasses*

Shouldn't have done that.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[faxtie]

it looked like this blind woman was raped by 3 men.

i guess you can say

*sunglasses*

she didnt see that "cumming"

YEEEEEEAAAHHH

[Grantondorf]

Sir it looks like this man tried to kill Justin Bieber with this pistol but was mobbed by twenty-million screaming fans... Then he detonated the grenade killing them all...

Well it looks like he brought the grenade...

*sunglasses*

Justin case...

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Grantondorf]

Sir the it looks like the killer murdered this man while he was taking a dump...

Well it looks like he was...

*Badass sunglasses*

Getting shit done...

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[muffinator469]

9GAG brought us here...

[xxxnwahsxxx]

why is every quote soo EPIC hahaahhaah

[Zerodud]

Horatio we found a woman with serm in her mouth!

Loks like the truth...

*puts on sunglasses*

is hard to swallow

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[supersentai1975]

Mr Saunders was found dead this morning.

Well, did someone say he was.

(Puts on sunglasses.)

Choking his chicken.

[JoeGuy0000]

Loses Sunglasses... has to make eye contact for first time during one liners, that's when the voices start.... Cue epic Horatio baddy episode.

[JAW007JAW]

-Semen was found in the dead woman's ear

-Well it looks like she...

*Puts on sunglasses*

-Heard the killer coming

YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[ItsMeAlvaraess]

-Horatio , 10 people died at mac'donalds

-Well , it looks like them...

(puts on sunglasses)

-Didnt had an happy meal

YEEEEAHHHHHHHH!

[itseasyastheocean]

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

[OfficerFudgeStudios]

- Horatio a plane killed 360 people

-- Well the killer...

*Puts on sunglasses*

-- Is in Plane sight

YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[SculptedThoughts]

His voice is very attractive, but I can't stand him after this.

[DubvibeProd]

Can't he say anything without putting his shades on..?

[MrGearsOfWar96]

-- Bruce Willis was found dead next to an empty bottle of viagra

-- Well it looks like he...

*Puts On Sunglasses

--Died Hard

[DarXXenon]

@MrGearsOfWar96 You got it from 9gag do you...

[Shruikan101]

@MrGearsOfWar96 Y U NO GIVE CREDIT TO 9GAG?!

[spaingano]

@MrGearsOfWar96 why do you got to steal other peoples material?

[MrGearsOfWar96]

@spaingano Go outside sometime, instead of criticising others on stuff that does'nt even matter, calm the fuck down.

[spaingano]

@MrGearsOfWar96 i like how you automatically thing i have no social life, fyi i go to school and go to shows on the weekend and...wait why am i explaining myself to a theif, i better watch out before to try and steal some of my material....

[MrGearsOfWar96]

@spaingano LOL what a freak

[spaingano]

@MrGearsOfWar96 lol what a thief.

[MrGearsOfWar96]

@spaingano LOL Its a comment, stop being so butthurt fucker!

[1l0r1a3c]

@MrGearsOfWar96 oh my god LOL funniest comment!!

[deadaim1016]

Sir we found this man dead sitting on the toilet.

H: well I guess

*Puts on sunglasses*

Shit happens

[Dragar112]

X-ray glasses

[Syntrikan]

The man was found dead with an empty bottle of aspirin next to him.

-Well then it looks like

-*Puts on sunglasses*

-That's the last headache he'll ever have.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!!

[Ardllan]

Mr. Horatio should teach all stupid Korean policemen.

[deadaim1016]

Kevin brueck baby!!!!

[MeanT241985]

Looks like the victim died by having her throat slit. Suspects name is Adam Clark.

"Well it looks like Adam....."

**Puts on Sunglasses**

"Got his apple"

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

[sparctacus117]

i really thought that he would yell: YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

[50Dashes]

*drops sunglasses*

Can you still see out of those?

Let me check.

*puts on sunglasses*

Yes.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[uINatalie889]

nevermind

[MonetStCroix1]

"this looks like"...puts on sunglasses...."a case of double jeopardy"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[taisa]

a little piece of me dies every time he says one of those lines.

[gtogunda]

is this david's application to be batman?

[JPGunslingers]

The north korean leader has died

"I guess he was just too"

*puts on sunglasses*

"Kim-Jong Ill"

[nge1301]

My penis is 8 inches...

*Puts on sunglasses*

from the ground

YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!



[MrEpicMan97]

boy it sure is

-puts on sunglasses-

bright out here

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[cibelemaya]

Best ever

[carrotpwnage]

Horatio it looks like this guy was killed by a rock while on his donkey.

Well it looks like...

*Puts on sunglasses*

He was stoned on his ass.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[eskyguard]

"The victim was the leader of the Miami Communists"

"Well it looks like *shades* the party's over"

[mashcrackboy]

it looks like there was a fight and the man was beaten to death by a rebok "well it looks like"...'sunglasses' the shoe is on the other foot

[MacGyver920]

''H, the entire left side of the victim's body is sliced right off.''

''Well I guess the victim...

*sunglasses*

Is all right.''

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[DOMCCAA]

God:D I love Horatio.

[xLSuzanna295]

good

[mastermclovin0]

This young woman seems to have died from a huge load in her face

Well i guess...

*Puts on sunglasses*

She saw it cumming.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[Forsakencrit]

- Horatio, a man runs over a woman with his car, who's fault is it?

- Well..

- Why is the man

*Puts on sunglasses*

- Driving in the kitchen?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[caffeinatedagitated]

"Horatio, A young kid was stabbed to death at a rave."

"Frank...It looks like somebody turned this raging party..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Into a killer Knife party."

YEEEEAAAHH!

[liokenz]

Horatio are you an adventurer?

I used to be...

*puts on sunglasses*

untill I took an arrow to the knee

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHH

[iketheclerk]

Oh the wonders that David Caruso gives us. 

[kododerovic2]

He puts the glasses on the same every time.

[EvilPlasticPlate]

I used to make Horatio joke, but then "puts shades on" I took a arrow to the knee

YEEEAAAAHHHH

[perjantai100]

I think someone drove over a woman

Horatio: why would somebody

*puts on the glasses*

be driving in the kitchen

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[wirgiukass]

horatio is badass

[krawlings117]

you couldve at least let the YEEEEAAAAHHH part play out

[slendermantroll]

traces of sperm and seamen found on her eyes

Heratio:well i guess,

*puts on glasses*

Heratio:she couldnt see him coming

Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[Vegheadsrock]

OOOOOOOOOOh DAAAAAAvid Caruso! Will you marry me? I want to drink your bathwater.

[Vegheadsrock]

@Vegheadsrock David would you just throw me an internet kiss you hunky redhead you.

[GUNtau99]

Its not looking too good horatio

Horatio: On the contrary, there is a chance that this girl is alive, and we...

*drops sunglasses*

Horatio: Shit!

[Hellcome2play]

I was told that these were actually written into the script! >.<

[silentlamb21]

He puts the glasses on because the one-liners awake and feed his hell-powers. Any Human looking directly into his eyes would incinerate!

[TheMrUsername10]

Sir, it looks like the patient was dead by skin cancer from the suns hot rays.

Horatio: * Puts on Sunglasses * Thats Better.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

[JessBudinMusic]

I have to play Horatio in a mashup play - this has basically been my "how to" video!!! XD

[bjorgolf]

You didn't convince me...

*Puts on sunglasses*

...And that's not a good beginning.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Horatio forever!

[bigfish6123]

HORATIO and MARISOL FOREVER !!!

[Barjur1]

fave at 1:40



[MessyRTK]

The reason why I dont watch CSI Maimi

[ItsThePhilosoraptor]

The victim was suffocated at a pond during an earthquake.

Well, it's sad...

*Puts on sunglasses*

That he didn't DUCK n' COVER.

DOUBLE YEEEAAAAHHHHH

[dannyboy10721]

It's kinda sad that all the one-liner parodies, written by random dudes on their computer, are actually cleverer than the ones in the show they're parodying.

[LolatheBitch]

Sir, we found semen in her ear

it looks like...

(puts on glasses)

she heard him cummuing

[caffeinatedagitated]

"Horatio,the Sims family was killed whilst engaging in their daily routines."

"Well,Frank.."

*Puts on sunglasses"

"Actions canceled."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­H!

[Sal30]

The Two Lesbians screamed at the McDonald's employee, hit him, jumped the counter and chased him when he got a lead pipe and proceeded to beat them Unconcious.

Well I guess there's must be a new item on the menu

*puts on sunglasses*

The Mc@ssWhoopin' Deluxe.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHHHH!

[Sal30]

@Sal30 BTW, this is actually based on a read case watch?v=BVyu7LO1Wgc&feature=re­lated

[DominateStudios]

The butcher was killed by meat that fell from the ceiling

Fallen meat? I guess...

*puts shades on*

The steaks were too high

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA!

[aly1170]

The victim was raped and beaten to death with a plank of wood

Well i guess

*puts on sunglasses

He got wood

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!

[MrTheChompiras]

Horatio my dog just shit on yer sunglasses.

Well, it looks like...

*Puts on sunglasses*

You are right.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[academyaward100]

@MrTheChompiras best comment ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScapeSponge]

@MrTheChompiras this made me lol, thumbed

[IstahilIB]

And I thought Supernatural was exaggerating with their parody. LOL

[SirSeanald]

the victim was found with peanut butter on his pants

well i guess

*puts on sunglasses*

he was fucking nuts

YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!!!!!1!

[larzinator1988]

at 0:34 he is actually walking of the boat..

[jrgnldvgsn]

We found seamen in the victims's body.

I know, the truth is sometimes

*put on sunglasses

hard to swallow.

YEEEEEAEAAHHH!

[Amino2]

@jrgnldvgsn LMAO, best one.

[rockstarchick10]

Right before he puts on his sunglasses.

-Grab-

Me: YEAHHHH!!!!

-snaps in two-

[HolyAmitz]

Sir, bieber was killed just before the concert

So I guess the killer was

*Puts on sunglasses*

Justin time.

YYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[analyticannoyance]

He took out both her eyes, and we found semen in the socket.

Well I guess,

*Puts on sunglasses

She never saw it coming.

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!