Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop

[MushroomKingdom602]

I have a necklace of this its permanently tied around my neck.

[Tebernackle]

I guess 81 people enjoy having JG watching them poop.

[BeaIs4Lovers]

this is so fucking hilarious.

[iHoblin]

Lolololololol i mean the swearing isnt so great... But it sooooooo hilarious

[bosheaful]

i like jeff goldblum

[DomIstKrieg]

Genius. Ah, i cant breathe.

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

I GOT THIS PICTURE AND PUT IT IN MY BATHROOM!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

I GOT THIS PICTURE AND PUT IT IN MY BATHROOM!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

I go to the bathroom just to see Jeff Goldblum.

[philito1717]

I wonder is that a picture of his face while he is Pooping?

[WhoaiREALLYlikeZELDA]

CAME 8 TIMES

[delta1O5]

I found this video on my laptop while taking a shit.

[thedesiredfart]

"fuck jeff goldblum!"lol

[chrismstensrud]

lol, I kept thinking that this song could be an outtake from Ween's "Pure Guava." -lol-

[SuperCoolbabygirl]

i cried laughing!!

and when i didn't i sang along

[GeddyYeti2112]

I promised myself that this would be the first video I watched on this new laptop....Merry Christmas to myself.

[papicuerpo]

i was looking for some jeff goldblum movie clips and then i found this.. its better than watching a movie.. this is hilarious!!!

[Theakker3]

He is watching youtube poop

[Bearlizard777]

@Theakker3 Good Thinking

[metdizzle]

this is like the best song ever i sing it all the time

[fmljkjk12]

73 people like jeff goldblum watchin them poop

[lemmyliquor]

This was da koooolest....!

[enigmaoutlaw87]

Why hasn't this been on Family Guy? I can just see Peter Griffin sitting on a toilet and staring back at that picture while making groans of fear.

[catjoyyoung]

I just watched this 6 times.

[mythstoorfoot]

This song is the best thing in my life.

[ujo1934]

...this is wierd for me

[TILLUNDSABRINA]

LOL xD

[mskiara18]

Jeff is sexy :) just don't watch me poop lol

[slothen2]

GLORIOUS

[ryharrington]

check out the Jeff Goldblum Brocast commercial on Youtube

[DejectedPanda]

A lot of women dig on Jeff.

[antiochus66]

fantastic tribute,well done.

i won't say RIP jeff cos the quirky bad actor has pricked more young pussy than a pdsa vet...

[ThinSteve]

Ha. I was watching jurrasic park when i found this video. This is fucking amazing.

[treeware]

@ThinSteve Was it the scene where the lawyer dude is on the shitter and the t-rex eats him?

[ThinSteve]

@treeware LOL NO. It was the scene where the woman had her hands in the triceritops poop.

[thaumusfilms]

This is INSANELY funny. I almost gagged from laughing.

[valtiellord]

EPIC!

[rhettconway]

You rock Adam. I looked for Unicorn Rainbow Blood, but I couldn't find it. Do you have a site up with this stuff anymore?

[customsongmaker]

It's under "If You Bled With No Oxygen".  YouTube is my only hosting site now, but I uploaded several more a few weeks ago so click my name and check them out.

[45Mang]

i dont get it.

[viannafin]

This is just crazy! XD

[highcountry74]

this is funny lol

[icantsee123]

lol you are the devil, best part.

[SosoSeth1990]

Wow that's pretty damn good then dude to just sing normally. You had a good jazz like feel. Make more that shits halarious

[SosoSeth1990]

I can't tell what's auto tuned and what's him actually singing, so it's hard to predict what age this kid is. I wonder if he's Mexican. He's sounds like it but I dunno! It's just buggin me cuz everytime I watch this funny as video I wonder how old he is

[customsongmaker]

There is no auto-tune. It's just me singing and playing guitar, and then I sped it up a little.

[SosoSeth1990]

The ending to this is so damn funny

[SosoSeth1990]

Thus is fuckin halarioua

[BloodWryght666]

wow

[TheBigMman]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[foxxiroxx]

muahahahah

[eddieisbomb]

he was on conan 15 min ago, hes not dead

[culpritto]

customsongmaker, dont give up your daytime job. ever.

[DrLight9]

whatever that song kicks ass. drip.

[yootubematt]

The new Zealand police confirmed it! Thats whats so crazy about it!

[PickleSnort14]

WHAT! Seriously? That makes no sense. How did they keep it off the news, besides, apparently, the Colbert Report. He is alive.

[yootubematt]

It was on the news. The colbert report showed a few clips of news channels giving tributes to him.

[PickleSnort14]

If he's dead, how did he say he was? I love the Colbert Report by the way, but he totally isn't dead. It would be all over the news if he was.

[PickleSnort14]

He is totally not dead!!

This video made me laugh so hard i cried!! I don't know how i could have lived without seeing this!!!!!!!!

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

No! He IS dead :(

He said so himself! I just heard it on The Colbert Report.

[joerothuk]

why?

[KillaNowski]

goodnight sweet prince

[playamama]

If the rumors are true that Jeff Goldblum died as well as Michael Jackson, this is a little wrong. Funny and I'm going to burn in hell for it but still wrong.

[Tehtog]

Yeah he's dead. They're not officially saying it yet but they will.

RIP JEFF GOLDBLUM. Watching us poop from heaven now.

[faustcet]

Jeez man, I wish I get a dime everytime I saw that.

He's not dead, and if you think so then you're just to retarded to realize it. :|

[CotardDelusion]

aaaahahaha I love it... but don't diss jeffs face... dont go there... hes sexy as hell my friend... if he wasn't a rich fuck id still ride it aaaaaaaaaaahaha

[lalva1]

Ahh the letter 2 my friend

[LupineL00pine]

2 years! .. and I've only JUST discovered this. I feel complete now. This song has cleansed me and my soul.

[Soundboy6]

I second that, good buddy. Praised be the divine gazer of bodily functions!

[TheRealKnightfall]

I laughed so hard I' m considering suing you for cracked ribs. Not really, but I laughed so hard I pooped...and Jeff Goldblum watched.

[GyspyNerdPunk]

wow. that was useless.

[ryans39010]

lol...awesome catchy song dood...

[Zarfi5]

this was not funny, not very good, and all and all was a piece of shit.

[drxtreme]

This should be our national anthem.

[DasBeck]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Blackrabbi7]

i think you made this video while you were doing something more than just "Pooping".

[gmonday]

rofl

[GUAlliance]

hilarious!

[pizzamaster3]

This pissed me off, i lov his mooviez.

u suk for makin dis.

[luke2r2r]

me to but this is just a joke this brings back memories i whas 2 years old when the first jurassic park came out i have loved dinosaurs since they got better movies in the 90s now many movies look so fake its not sure if the 4th comes out but i hope so i love movies with jeff goldblum;)

[ritad426]

This is gold!

[logom0]

this sounds like poop...

[DopeDopeson]

AHAHAHA! I found this while searching someone`s name. LMFAO!

[EpicFaiIGuy]

I CAME

[luxenfux]

Cause he is the fly? (duh)

[skevmon]

I knew it.

[SayYesToReason]

So I've watched this like - I dunno - six or seven times and it just doesn't get old. Jeez I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

[valtiellord]

hahaha brilliant this made me laugh so hard

[gregarious24]

Awesome.

[AsianJediGuy]

Omg wtf that was so weird and random!

A giant squid?! wtf?!

[DJKAYZEE]

lol hahahahahhahaha

[LexeconKiddo]

Is this a Ween song that didn't make one of the early albums? WTF

[bilchamberlin]

sounds like it

[Anything2bCool]

I didnt actually find this funny when I saw it. Its got a kindve time delay on it though cos I was walking down the street yesterday and it popped into my head.

[thebman123432]

classic

[NeuroticoAnonimo]

I always knew somebody watched me while I poop, I just didn´t know it was Jeff Goldblum. It is kind of awesome now that i think of it.

[BounceDK2]

lol

[jellybead]

Well it put a smile on my face this afternoon! - Comic genius !!

[dirt664]

not funny

just distubing

[theflyestwhiteguy]

2 things: Jeff Goldblum is just plain creepy and weird normally, and I'm a very private pooper. Put the two together, and you have a VERY creepy and weird and just plain bad situation. Funny song, though.

[holdmineplease]

Aw man :( I'm self conscious when I defecate.

[nightmare1990x]

fucking amazin

[EGarrett01]

That was epic.

[Gritz101]

Adam you are the strangest person I've ever met. Love, Blake.

[manimitch]

I wish he was lol well not watching me poop but he's pretty hott

[JustLove2Sing]

lol wtf thats funny

Jeff Goldblum Is the Fly

[elkhadi]

*sigh*

I've just spent ages trying to find this gem im mp3 format. Unsuccessfully. :(

ANYONE know where to download this?

I'm desperate. XD

[flieswithcantelope]

i can get it for you...... if you want...

[jonathandavidfinch]

That is a touching and subtle tribute to one of the greatest and underratedest actors of the hour.

[elkhadi]

Amazing. XD

[jamesthefruit]

the funniest thing i've seen all year so far...it's epic and yet, simple. Goldblum, eat a giant squid!

[InionNaSaoirse]

LOL

[acp2483]

Hahaha I love the picture they chose for this. What's up with the high pitched voice? Haha It fits perfectly.

[Jasonalbums]

that song is dumb. if you want to hear real interesting music that's crazy and weird and funny, listen to ween.

[ShowalterProductions]

I want that song...

[DasBeck]

HAHAHA I wanna download that song!

[urizen123]

Jeff Goldblum is the devil.

[12audi31]

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[DudeFromHaverhill]

mammary intercourse XD

[Vorticose]

awesome music! that couldn't have been improvised, was it?

[jackgreaves18]

who the fuck is jeff goldblum?

[hyphenated4]

do you re-a-lize howcrazyyoulook

[noctus]

This is amazing! I am not kidding.

[Jacorner]

Hilarious, sounds like a cross between the residents and captain beefheart.

[gonzoman97]

LOL

[ackera]

I think Jeff Goldblum is a pretty cool guy, eh watches people poop and doesn't afraid of anything

[starsky51]

Brilliant. I like your style. This got me listening to my Hemorrhoy Rogers collection again!

[Henshininu]

HAHAHAHHA LMFAO ROFL thats the funniest thing Ive ever seen!

[cdytcktt]

This is fucking awesome, your a damn genius man.

[Robin360]

Man, if this ain't getting old FAST!

Funny, but it's getting played out really quickly.

[customsongmaker]

Well it's lasted 7 years so I guess it took awhile to get old. This particular video has been on YouTube for exactly 1 year, but I made it over 3 years ago (by request from a JGIWYP fan named Zero_Horizon).

[LTDANMAN44]

cartman from southpark?

[tomh1803]

comic genius!! keep up the good work customsongmaker!!

[m3suka]

that wasn't funny... creative maybe... but the humor was lost in the high pitch squelch of a voice

[Henshininu]

That was the best part.

[kllswtchengage31]

best video ever?

[tomh1803]

my vote goes to holy diver by killswitch engage

but maybe i'll add a clip of jeff goldblum eating a turkey leg

[customsongmaker]

OOPS, I was on somebody else's account. I mean maybe I, customsongmaker, will add a clip of jeff goldblum eating a turkey leg.

[Henshininu]

Indeed.

[Loraliesalot]

this is the best effin thing ive EVER seen.

HAHAHHAHAHHHA

[TheSpriteMonster]

I feel like posting this in public restrooms XD

[Porksocks]

Indeed. Wha?

[avastyelandlubber]

What the fuck?

[luckystarr1182]

I love it!!!!

[EnsisAeris]

annoying

[TheOneWhoGives]

wtf is this piece of shit video?

[ajaded1]

This song is awesome.

[tifferina]

my friend created that website. see girl number 7? thats me hahahahah.

[BlakeFerret]

that was stupid dude. i want a minute and ten seconds of my life back.

[simplicify]

This is so childish. Jeff is way too cool for this.

[Wyndrax]

He is.

[adellerr]

This video sucks. Jeff Goldblum doesn't deserve this!

[ludwina80]

I agree...... :-(

[ludwina80]

I wouldn't mind JG watching me poop, cause he's one of the sexiest men on this planet !! Hot!

[GoTeamScotch]

What is this?

How dare you say anything in the least bit negative about JG. Have you no shame?!

repent customsongmaker, repent

[bennihana123]

I can't stop laughing! 5 stars!

[DoctorUncleKeith]

thats weird that jeff goldblum watches me poop. coz i poop little jeff goldblums

[ogoperasinger]

omg i laughed till i cried

[juliegrey2001]

I spent the night at the Vice President house and Mr Cheney has this poster in his master bathroom and its got dried up jizz all over it! So I got the hell out of there. So much for winning the NRA raffle " Sleep over with Dick " contest.

[Max760]

hmm and that reminds me. don't do drugs

[suburbannightmare]

freaking odd, but funny as hell!!!;)

[PegLegBates]

wow. that was the worst youtube video i have ever seen.

[cookiebar]

Awesome ... This man is a prodigy

I'll let him watch me

[Alembar5]

I can't wait till' Jeff Goldblum watches me poop! It will be exiting for him. I poop sexy tomatoes.

[kittenfetus666]

I think about him when I poop anyhow. I think about him watching me poop, and how exciting that would be for him. It would change his life. I poop live rats.

[teddymv]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA OMG

[thegrimyeaper]

I think Sloan from The Goddamn Show on NHB Radio should sue you for totally ripping him off.

[pedrolobo25]

funny

[sazma]

love it. laughed till I cried.

[Sigele1]

I won't be able to poop without thinking of this. XD

[elurah]

For some reason, that was hilarious.

[wfd57fatman]

On the other hand, you could just whack to the poster, heck, no one else is watching...

[lenejojo]

hmmm......really....thats a head scratcher....hmmm....

[DirectorBBrown]

lmao

Pretty odd video... but humorous.

Jeff Goldblum's the man, though.

[chron416]

Jeff Goldblum heard that

[customsongmaker]

yeah, it says that in the song: "Jeff Goldblum is listening to you poop"

[georgef35]

lol closing in on the locker right its a locker right dint finish movie lol umm why am i on this vido creepiest vid ever 0 on 5