Happy birthday dear Jesus

[amitus8]

People who feel macho after watching Ermey make a cunt of himself forget that his character got murdered in a shitter.

If you feel tough after watching brutality, you should get treatment. If you don't, non-Hollywood life will drop you in a prison cell.

[MrBastilleDay]

@amitus8 You are a special kind of moron. People watch this with humor and don't take it too seriously. Eh-most people...

[amitus8]

@MrBastilleDay I think that humans of this culture are getting too serious for their own good. I think by appearing more serious than them, I either show them the fallacy of their actions, or inspire a new attempt in them at having a sense of humor.

I have always agreed with you that, at the foundational level, I am a special kind of moron. But until this moment, I did not know that you said that.

[MrBastilleDay]

@amitus8 I ain't gettin into this with you any further broham, I come to vids like this for laughs, shits n giggles. Out.

[knutfheifer]

what I don't get is why do america heads have squashed hats? why not levae then intact instead of fondling them? idiots

[RuthlessWhiteman01]

@knutfheifer So they don't look the same as everyone else.

[knutfheifer]

it's all just americanian humour, lets face it, americanians are the most harmless people on the planet, they simply are so primitive in their minds that they need help from the rest of the world, they might as well all be in wheelchairs to guide them through their vegetable state.

[RuthlessWhiteman01]

@knutfheifer And what help do the Americans need from the rest of the world as the subisidize half the planet with US foreign aid?

[knutfheifer]

@RuthlessWhiteman01 Correction, you mean, you use China's money to make you "look like the good guys" get real, you have lost the new war, get back to your burrow mr.rabbit you make me sick.

[RuthlessWhiteman01]

@knutfheifer You mean Chinas worthless money that has the same value as the Peso? The real war hasn't even started, wait until the new president puts a 30% tarrif on all Chinese goods sold in the US and lowers corporate taxes so jobs come back to the US.

[FlyingCC]

Wow 1 dislike... Who let North Korea have internet???

[NMPros]

@FlyingCC yeah wtf

[SirFestivus]

god is a joke and jesus is a complete limp dick

[Arsolon618]

Like if you're posting this again in 2011

[hermanliisgod1]

Who else put this on facebook/myspace today?

[MrDyrn]

press 3 for Mr. Lee saying "I'm thirty!"

[babylincolnland]

happy birthday jesus!

[RealH0rr0rsh0w]

hold 0 for staring contest

[Catnip11147]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

[doomdood183]

Merry Christmas =D

[klgovalpo]

Happy birthday dear Jesus

[MarinePaladin100]

I think I watched the first half like 2 dozen times before I left for Parris Island, just too funny!

[torresc77]

Happy birthday Jesus

[munitionsman4391]

LOVE THIS MOVIE

[thegrafo77]

dubbing in Italian is better than the original!

[jnonine]

Every Marine has his rifle everyday. Therefore, everyday is Christmas in the Corps. The Magic Show on Christmas is "Icing on the Cake". uuuuraaaa!

[ThankYouESM]

Dear Jesus indeed :^(

[k4ldh]

It DID Tolchok89......Glad someone else saw it.......SEMPER FI!

[Met666]

A fuckin magic show??! Thats all Marines get on Christmas?

[MrBastilleDay]

@Met666 And more ammo

[aggrippa]

So many conundrums in this video. so little time to point them out.

[relaxingmusic101]

Exactly what I was looking for, thanks for the upload.

[G483F33LY]

Even though I'm in the navy, this movie still makes me feel like a badass.

[TheJeffman1985]

"There will be a MAJEEK show at ZERO NINE THIRTY"

[Airsoftcleaner]

D.S. Hartmann's Christmas Message to his Troops

[Sndvl78]

Uh, goofballs....the magic show is the church service, get a clue!

[xwexarexbulletsx]

What was the magic show? Watching Hartman and Pyle going to the other side? Oh, wait, that was another day later...

[NewMaineTV]

Teehee. Comuuunisms.

[DrDOA]

@deanh1978 i did, wow, and i thought i was being original

[Nostalgico80]

I'm not of United States, so I don't know where Hartman's accent come from. Surely not from New England :)) .

[fmj2379]

@Nostalgico80 That's a Parris Island accent! :P

[h2opolodan11]

THIS is why you can't have a complete Christmas without watching this movie ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!

[jeffry305]

chombito ask a vietnam vet about that movie and he will say its the most accurate depiction from beginning to end of any vietnam story or movie made.

[deanh1978]

How many of you posted this on facebook this morning?

[asianuqwest]

@deanh1978 lol me

[tolchok89]

@deanh1978 Me, except it was too long to post the whole thing.

[Dravensdmf]

@deanh1978 1 year on.....posted again lol

[dylanh182]

@deanh1978 ive been posting this on my wall on fb for the past 3 years now. and someone likes it every year. and its someone different every time

[ErinEZMac]

Magic show?! Hell yes!

[cameronsmart1]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

[twkXIII]

merry christmas! ;D

[jarnleggr65]

happy xmas y'all!

[brosefsmith]

You know what I think, tolchok89? I think you should eat the peanuts outta my SHEEIIITT! This movie owns, unlike your tired moniker.

[OneirosInVA]

Waitasecond... "Chaplain Charlie"? Is that a play on "Charlie Chaplin"?

[ndnsoldierboy]

@OneirosInVA

Chaplain is the priest in the Marine Corps. Usually someone from the Navy as both serve together on the frontlines.

[cengime]

@OneirosInVA More than that, it's a reference to one of Alex's lines in A Clockwork Orange. He uses "prison Charlie" as a slang term for the prison chaplain. Most of Kubrick's films contain allusions like this.

[CadillacManJeffrey]

AWESOME!

[PAULWALLUSA261]

Without doubt,the 1st half rules. Everyone should also check out The Boys In Company C, where Gunny Ermey plays another G/Sgt for boot camp,this time in San Diego. I saw the latter when I was around 14,so you can imagine my reaction!

[miyehwsingtoheaven]

"The Very First Christmas" by miyeh is 4 American christmas celebration

God Bless America!

[BowHunterAz08]

You can give your heart to jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corpse!!

[Gomorrah0]

Kubrick is a genius!!

[pacificprospector]

...and we wonder why the Cold War dragged on for so God damn long. I thought the militarism of the Russians was bad, but I think we were far worse.

[Christknight1990]

@pacificprospector for sure dude

[fmj2379]

@pacificprospector Not even close. Might want to do a little checking on what military "training" is like in the Russian army. One clue, s&m dungeon masters blush at how recruits are treated.

[rockonzeppelin]

Hahahahahaha!

[TizzyElBizzall]

A fuckin' magic show?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My boss was in the Marines. He saw no magic show at 0930.

[gvalley07]

There will be a magic show at 0900. Chaplain Charlie will discuss the pitfalls of communism....I luv it! Thank you, Stanley Kubrick for such a great movie! Love R Lee Ermey's elbow movement during the Happy Birthday song. Classic!! Its true, the best part of this movie was the first half....but it is definitely worth seeing.

[TriggerHappyThomas]

hahahahaha my favourite part

[tolchok89]

I thought this movie used up all its A material in the first half with the boot camp. That's just a personal thing.

[Blackhawk5656]

@tolchok89 true i wanted to see more of his time in vietnam

[ewanmcfadyen]

@tolchok89 What about Me So Horny?

[relaxingmusic101]

@tolchok89 I wouldn't say all but I could see how you could say most. Animal Mother, bird is the word, and love you long time were all parts i'd still consider A material.

[JIAsheraw]

@tolchok89 i can see how you can think that. I definitely didn't expect an ending like that

[NeilFraudstrong]

@tolchok89

The second half of the movie is great and all, but you are right I think. The boot camp part was so great that it makes the rest seem like it's inferior.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

@tolchok89 I think the 2nd half is just as strong. Especially the scenes with Animal Mother. But that is just my personal thing. Happy Xmas :P

[Hynee]

@tolchok89 It was a movie of 2 halves, a comedy and a real war movie. I liked both.

[bddblade]

@tolchok89 Yeah I think I'd have to agree with you there.

[rayof86]

@tolchok89 Yea, I have always thought this movie blew its load early.

[ivanjordaan]

@rayof86 I bet the best part of you ran down u'r mommas crack and ended up and a brown stain on the mattress...........

[borskyviolin]

@tolchok89 I respectfully disagree. 

[wiseca86]

happy birthday Jesus!!!!!!

[kaleba]

just gets me all misty eyed

[jackster029]

great song for christmas

[JWmson]

Ooo-rah!

[dehumanman]

Love this movie