Tom Cruise Penis

[trouzerpants]

LOL



[TheToenninga]

... I mean VENUSAUR!

[dornroeschen80]

epic!!! roflmao ;)

[geo3196]

lmao i almost died laughing when i saw this for the first time

[scholl1943]

Stan Marsh: Dad! Tom Cruise won't stop saying penis!

[San94Andreas]

THE PENIS GAME

est. 1967, Long Island

Ron Kovic

[Zeong1000]

Keep pressing 5 for KING

Keep pressing 6 for pinnes

[TheToenninga]

Is he talking about his wish for Christmas?

[WizardOfHumor1989]

1989 - The Little Mermaid is released. A month later, Tom Cruise looses his penis. He's pissed he can't fuck Ariel.

[Augenstein]

Pitas! Pitas, flat fluffy kebab pitas, mom! Pitas!

[sgtkar98]

Which one is better?The King's Speech swearing scene or this?

[BensterMan0]

Just watched this yesterday, when this scene came up I was in stitches and felt really bad XD

[TheSwoopster]

keep pressing 1.. ''a penis in this house''

[Vitaminb]

Hold down 6 for someone holding their penis.

[aldoreshgaramok]

BIG

FUCKING

ERECT

PENIS

[SlavjanA]

Dirty Mexican!

[SeraphicBlaze]

PENIS!

[TheRf247]

LMFAO

[0neofthem]

BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS!

[KuDastardly]

ROFL the last "Penis" made him sound like an old hag! :D

[Leothegreat]

Keep pressing 3

[Orangeflava]

@Leothegreat why?

[MrFluffyRedGyarados]

@Orangeflava PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS! STOP! PENIS!

[SlavjanA]

@Orangeflava press it over and over, whilst the video is playing.

[jellyrewis]

I heard this sound bite recently on an online radio show. I'm glad I now know where it came from.

[acestriker413]

This is a very heart wrenching film and a damn good antiwar movie up until the end at the DNC but everytime I see this scene I can't help but laugh it is so wrong.

[MacbethBro69]

22 people are moms who don't like Tom Cruise's BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS

[Shodex4]

Vagina!

[number1canuck]

Press 3, over and over.

[hans1538]

The two most disgusting but famous lines in film. Anthony Hopkins talking about eating peoples liver and Tom Cruise ranting about his penis.

[Jaegex]

The word penis was said 7 times in the making of this mini-movie.

[beckylamb665]

I like the part where he says penis.

[jkb81]

20 people are impotent.

[2realmugen]

Rofl lmao

[hans1538]

Tom Cruise reminds me of Mr. Garrison.

[KBMadhouse]

"Penis" is worse than "Fucking" FYI

[GibsonNg88]

NOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dillrod90]

peeeenis PEEEEEENNIIIS

[Makron5]

Don't say Venus in this house! We don't believe in the Solar System!

[ManSmokingACigarette]

@Makron5

Hahahahahaha exactly XD

His mother is a fucking idiot.

[DelicateKiller13]

by liking this video, i like penis, amirite?

[5282890]

Robotnik would have been proud

[acw02]

PENIS, BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MOM!

[Ribonuke]

20 people don't like 'penis' being said in their house.

[DemomanX614]

lol, wut?

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

'Look ma, no penis!'

[arf900]

This was the only good part of the movie. It woke my ass up quick.

[4everSupportive]

@arf900

If this was the only thing you found "good" about the movie........you're a retard

[petar4onachev]

>typical disscusion on /v/

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

Why all the hubub over a penis? I mean, we all have one (right?)

[peniosasdasd]

@TheNEWfilmfanatic99

No dude, not women. They don't have a penis.

Some speculate that they have an anti-penis.. but none have ever found out the answer and returned to tell the tale.

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

@peniosasdasd I have heard legends stating that women hide gold and precious jewels somewhere on their person. But where? where... I shall have to investigate first hand. Wish me luck, gentlemen

[GligarTheWarrior]

@peniosasdasd anti-penis...sounds like some female villain in a sci-fi porno

[mangoblossom]

i like the part where he says penis

[totalrandomcrap]

@mangoblossom I didn't catch that! Where is it?

[AbbeyIncorporated]

Keep pressing 4, and it almost seems like he is doing his deeply religious mother in the rear end.

[xoxHannahJenkinsxox]

ROFLL!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[hogwashsentinel]

keep clicking 3

[analfrost]

dreadful, dreadful, dreadful mustache

[Doritoboy69]

18 people don't like it when you say penis in their house.

[Ashburnalley5]

It's funny because that's all that the neighbors hear when they wake up in the middle of the night

[mrcole92]

DON''T SAY PENIS IN THESE COMMENTS.

[JackXIII]

BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS MOM!

[blsny213]

pingas

[CorkxOnxThexFork]

I liked the part where Tom Cruise said "penis".

[Shawzbawt]

I've got to watch this about 5 times in a row everyday to get my giggles in.

[Orangeflava]

@Shawzbawt Sweetness!

[MrsLecter666]

I can't believe peoples reaction to a medical term! That's what it is and we need them! This is funny as hell.

[garamonde]

Mister, in this house at all times you will refer to penis as Funky Winkerbean

[Mnemosyn3]

best ringtone

[insertswear]

This is supposed to be a tragic scene, but it just doesn't work that way at all.

[BLACKBEARDSBOOMBOX]

Tom Cruise at his very best!!!

[shawbaby1111]

"Big, fucking, erect penis, Mom."

I say this daily to my mother now.

[MrVassago45]

I actually have this as a ring tone....

[SpinoGod2008]

An Oscar winning moment

[pm0501]

This scene should be a screen test for any budding actor.

[zackers]

@pm0501 Haha fucking hilarious!

[EmpireLS56KW]

Penis mom! Big Fucking Erect Penis! PENIS! PENIS!

This sounded great at UCI in Dolby stereo SR the quality of Dolby mix and acoustics and EV loudspeakers made Penis sound good!

[smatticusin1408]

I'm not sure I'm supposed to be laughing, but I am :P

[SHADOW5383]

Neighbors are like Penis? right now? where!?!? WHOO HOO!

[FITZY202]

this is like, the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen, my dad says i say penis randomly too much, he should see this. and btw, why is he actually saying this in the movie, and why doesnt she want him to say it haha

[mizeryluvkompany]

@FITZY202 he says it cuz hes paralized from the war and cant stand 2 piss, so he sits in his chair and pisses from a tube, he was ranting about the fact he has no penis and is paralized and cant have sex, so he yelled about it and she dont want him 2 cuz there deeply religious. its a great movie u should check it out, but yeah this part is way funny..lol...my kid runs around saying penis penis penis i dont have an effing penis, i find it amusing and funny, his mom, not so much..haha!

[trentrolle12]

which movie is this from?

[EmpireLS56KW]

@trentrolle12 Born on the Forth of PENIS! LOL

[Skylyfe1]

Robotnik would be proud

[vesidude]

Hid mum is more angry that he said penis then fucken.

[jordanisubersexy]

PEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

[ArsenicOverdose]

I liked the part where he said penis.

[MrTentaclerape]

Misleading title

[vflynn805]

@MrTentaclerape Haha, you're so gay.

[garamonde]

This is why everybody thinks Tom Cruise is a dick. 

[KiddBlack]

This is what Scientology does to you people.

[mpmac10]

the two last "penis" are awesome :D:D:D

[k3Ck6969]

@mpmac10

I liked all the penises.

[SHADOW5383]

Dont say Penis in this house! Penis! Stop! Big FUCKING ERECT PENIS MOM! stooooooooop! PENIS!!!!

[jerkriver01]

This is how the penis game was invented

[WizardOfHumor1989]

PENIS! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS MA!! PEEENIIIIIIS! PEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS!!!

LOL

[LetTheGoodTimesTroll]

The man does love penis

[MrVassago45]

I wish I had "big phucking erect penis." I mean, I'm only 4 inches, but then again some women like it that WIDE!

[JustDoIt712]

@MrVassago45 ummmmm wow dude. wow. lmaooo

[JustDoIt712]

hahahahaha omg i love this movie and thats like my fav part :P

[SpadeHand]

PEENAAAAASSS

PEENIIIIIIIISSS

[Fmaack]

The Mom is a fucking insane Christer.

[JustDoIt712]

whaaaat just happened?!lol 

[JustDoIt712]

hahahahahha WHAAAAT?!?!?

[senfood]

We just watched this today in my History on Film class. The entire class burst out laughing during this part.

[Orangeflava]

@senfood haha glad i could help spread this important piece of history to all you students out there! Cheers

[BrendanIsCool]

@senfood It's kind of a sad part though :o he's losing his shit

[Mindraker1]

@senfood Glad my taxes are going out to your outstanding education.  Keep it "up".

[SpychoSpy]

@senfood Man if only my school wasnt sensitive enough to show us this.

[MattGTL2010]

@SpychoSpy

We got to see it in our school lol

[iceandsteele]

this would make one helluva ringtone XD

[Deathdealers13]

@iceandsteele incoming message tune HAHA

[shawn863]

PIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGAAAAAASS

[druha10304]

big fucking erect penis mom! hahahahaha

[amaranthineintrepid]

hes a fudge packer

i saw it on south park

[Plowdal1342431]

Alright man lol. Will do, sir.

[vesidude]

Its meant to be a serious film but that scenes a fucking hoot. I wonder why his Mum thought penis was a swear word though?

[linkcm]

PINGAS!

"Don't say PINGAS in this house!"

"PINGAS! PINGAS, big fucking erect PINGAS mom! PIIINNGAAAAS, PIIINNGAAAAS!"

[Plowdal1342431]

@linkcm ---"Pingas"??? LOL! XD It's "penis", not "pingas". You're killin me man haha!

[linkcm]

@Plowdal1342431 I know, but you'll see what I meant when you go on YTMND and search for Pingas. Should be the first result, a site that says PINGAS! for the title.

[NYerintransit]

Its funny how you can completely forget about the movie, but remember this scene forever. Oliver Stone has given me a mantra for the rest of my life. PENIS!

[sskilla543211]

lol big fucking erecked penis ilmao

[BadReligion1994]

@DOLLARCRISIS Yeah, imagine if you're in a quiet and crowed environment, and your phone just randomly goes off saying multiple times, "Big fucking erect pingas ma!!!" XD

[pocketlint60]

PINGAS

[rdsxluvrynkyhatr]

@pocketlint60 It's spelled penis. not pingas.

[LazzuroVolpe]

@rdsxluvrynkyhatr lulz pingas

[darkness10110x]

omg now that ive heard this a random sound clip i heard in a half life 2 zombie masters mod game makes sense! i alwalys wondered what it really said.

[UberShadow666]

lol we're watching this in my history class

[JesseWikipedia]

DON'T SAY PENIS IN THIS HOUSE!

[Omegas00]

Penis Penis BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS MOM

Stooppp

Peeenisss Peeeenisss

[k3Ck6969]

@JesseWikipedia

PENIS

[jeffbrister2004]

To bad Jim Mora wasn't around...."Uhadiuah...PENIS??? Don't talk about....PENIS??? U kiddin me???"

[PrimatePunk]

This is the greatest video of all man kind T^T

*cries of joy*

[burtonrules123]

i feel so bad for him in this movie....must be so hard!

[Shiaaan]

are u fucking serious? what a huge faggot u are. absolutely pathetic

[burtonrules123]

wtf are you talking about asswipe? i feel bad for him in the movie, do you have a problem reading idiot?

[prairiedogeric10]

@burtonrules123 the penis?

[tehLeecherer]

ERECT PENIS

[fallingstarish]

what penis?

[Polis4rule]

Not just any penis, a fucking erect penis

[OscarHracsO]

Correction... A BIG fucking erect penis

:P

[Polis4rule]

oh my apologies

a big fucking erect penis

[burtonrules123]

LMAO!

[AMTRAX91]

@Polis4rule Not just any fucking erect penis. a BIG fucking erect penis

[ThePyroTF2]

(omygod) PENIIIIIIS

[cruzb14]

MUAHHAHAHHA

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

Back when Robotnik had polio.

[Hazard590]

BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS MOM!

[Ebrainiac1]

PEEEENISS!!

[ChristianU2ubeh]

A home video from the Robotnick family, circa 1979. This is where PINGAS comes from.

[Byakuya234567]

for someone who's not a homo, you sure love penis.

[SantaWithGuts]

PINGAS!!

[greyvulc]

Trolling as usual I see?

[SantaWithGuts]

@greyvulc Please explain how I'm trolling.

[greyvulc]

Snooping as usual I see?

[KrodoProbuctoins]

This is gonna be me ringtone

[papoj1PVR]

STOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[greyvulc]

lmao

a winner is you

[Shraylo]

Is this a meme? If it isn't, it should be.

[Orangeflava]

i completely agree!!

[thecoolkid657]

@Shraylo now that you said that, its not...

[Mr1337Kitty]

lol! dont say penis in this house! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS!

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

Big fucking erect PINGAS

[ifhgsfj]

Big E-Drama

[Darinism]

Is that a rubber chicken he's holding? :3

[johnnyguns666]

lets hope so...

[EarlDotCom]

HAHAHAHA.

[SoupBone22]

PINGAS MOM!

[Dipstikk]

It all makes sense now, the sex crimes, the drug use, the weaponized profanity... Robotnik was repressed by his prudish mother!

[clueless301]

you don't get respect if your dick isn't erect..... so he added "ERECT"

PENIS!!!