An Offer You Can't Refuse [Explicit]

[h2ofanx10]

"We all know, that we people are friends, they have orgies." Hey Matt, wanna be friends.?(;

[WhistleRag]

haha classc

[TheSupergurl11]

@CF40 can go get his damn dick broken! If swifty's not gonna do it, i will!! To all you wonderful haters leaving shit comments on this and other vids- ya do like it, dont watch it! Dumbasses... -:( i loooove you swifty! -3 dont listen to those stupid 12 yr old cock suckers, u are AHHHHMAZING! If you need me to break their shit, im here, just msg me kk -3? Also, fun fact here, in the three Godfather movies, everytime you see oranges, someone dies (or gets really close to dying)

[MyBirthday10]

I think he is in love with himself…

[123foxyshazam]

i love this :)

[tribexa]

ugh...cheesy! Dude, take a ten day break from watching your top ten gay dvd's, watch Scarface, then try again. Break your dick?? Really? Come on, man...my last GF from Colombia literally broke my dick during her 19th orgasm when we did the donkey kong all night long thingy. her whole body was convulsing, her face was contorting, she was dribbling and soaking. Turns out she was epileptic and caught a stroke all at the same time..sad, very sad. I think she has a new restraining order though.

[LyaJen]

And the baby is like; oh no, don't fouking step on me. Then ya do.

[marleyjunkie]

You don't like poop? Well, youre fuckin stupid. Bahahahha

[BreakingSocialNorms]

press 5 for fuckin orgy xD

[PhanieeBam]

@Hannibaa an orgy and an orgasm are 2 different things, dear.

[mushicorn]

i saw the thumbnail, immediately knew the kinda comments -.- didn't say i don't agree, but meh.... wait what? :P

[123foxyshazam]

i love how he says fuck lol

[umakemypeepeehard]

i swear every time i watch this video it gets even greater :D

[JJTTOMMJJ]

irish?

[heyitzmaddi]

hahaha this made me laugh so hard hahahaha your so fucking funny fuck lol

[tnacewon]

stupid gay wee eejit

[SIEGETelevision]

Break my fuckin' dick? Maybe focus the fuckin' camera first, yeah?

[GoodKityltyGoneBad]

Sounds like your saying forking

[petrucci619]

i remember this video lmao hahah shit still kracks me up

[TheBullyBambi]

fork?? where is spoon lolXD

[MRrednaxela1]

get a job.

[yogoAgogofilms]

the DON wants to kill ya you mothafocka

[ThePfpizzano]

i cant believe 5700 people like this

[adjam1991]

what a retard

[KittyToKaren]

Lol, it's like some blend of Chicago, New York and Boston AND deep south AND Australia. But I have to admit, it was pretty funny.

[XxTY5697xX]

@KittyToKaren yesh, i agree, he also sounds a little ireish too

[CF40]

I'm confused, if this dumbass video is not informal and not funny, then why the fuck is it on youtube??? Corny fuck, hope he gets shot point-blank by a Sicilian like myself

[kuikgino]

hahaha i like this video

[ComradeIkarus]

I don't like your video. I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

[Hannibaa]

I love how he says 'fuck' all the time but you say poop not shit and orgy not orgasam.

[Jus7bo]

wasted time

[CK1OO]

What a dumb ass get stuffed 

[colombino23]

fuck u a thousand times!!!

[LaFemmeDemon]

daaaaaaaamn. for some reason this is really sexy. . . . ima freak.

[NarutorRasengan]

poop inside my mouth??? wat is this, 2girls1cup now???

[NienteScherzi]

I liked when he said fuck

[brendonbrandao]

I still love this

[marinlabyrinth]

damn i wish i was full of his dick

[hesamakbari]

sounds russian too me! 

[MATTSIENK9]

this kids pathetic

[ThePiscopia]

kako me nervira kako zvalavi ovu zvaku:)))!

[Devvable]

Who the fwawk do you think you are?

[EmoChikzDrainBlood]

i heard "fuck" 32 times. XD

[oreolicious7]

ok i wont lie. recently i have left ALOT of hate comments on your vids. hate comments to people who post hate comments to your vids. iow the only hate comments i leave is when i tell off *someone else leavin rude hate comments. bcoz i loove yu. bcoz i love yu.

[ijust8acupcake]

you sound irish...x

[OMGSnapsForMe]

Austrailian accent? :P

[EmoChikzDrainBlood]

@OMGSnapsForMe nope. italian i think.

[OMGSnapsForMe]

@EmoChikzDrainBlood Nooo at one point it sounds like he has an Austrailian accent

[EmoChikzDrainBlood]

@OMGSnapsForMe it sount like it in one part, but the rest was bad italian. im australian, id know if it was, XD lol, jks, im not a bogan!

[OMGSnapsForMe]

@EmoChikzDrainBlood Yea, I know xD

[sockmonkeyful4]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA are you smoking one of those microwave taquitos???

[prestigious00]

sadly. u'r too cute to be like a mafia style , bt i like ;)

[heahashemi]

Swifty I want to join your crime family <3

[DizzyKayKay]

In order to smoke a cigar, you must light it first.

[Brandonheartbreaker]

hahaha dosnt matter how many times i watch this, its fucking funny ! hahaha

[embQl]

ah you're way too energetic, jumping around.. relax, gangster.

[randox16000]

ok i left a comment, now don't poop in my mouth please xD

[obese21193]

you're a bellend, if you don't shut up you'll be pushin' up daisies

p.s. you sound like a south african with toffee stuck in his mouth, you're not in the fawking mafia you filthy wee whore

[MicroFreak]

thinkin hes maffia



[DancingBlades]

I love how you've got your little New York accent thing going on, but you still have a southern accent at the same time. It's actually rather cute in my opinion. But then I think all accents are pretty sexy. Except a German accent. Those just make you sound stupid. No offense to any Germans out there, just an opinion. I'm entitled to those.

[RockZombieIAm]

ahaha this video is fwakin hilarous ha... ha ha.... ha ... ha

[BeliarHaHCanberra]

Ok, now some things are becoming clear to me...

I'm an exchange in Amerika. One day i took a fork and pocked my hostbrother with it in the back.

Me: I just forked you!

And i was wondering why he couldn't stop laughing... *embarrasing*

[BeccaHennessy]

you sound like an Australian leprechaun!

[christiandbz1010]

full of fawking shit hahahahahaha

[liveovercome]

not funny... probably think your are though.. but not funny.

[takashi2299]

you are soo fucking awesome.

[Turbulence654321]

You sir are a true actor.  every time you change character, I forget what the REAL you is like

[shad0ki11]

Sounds like he's saying "fork".

[MrsCullen34554]

This was the funniest video I have ever seen!!! I laughed so hard I started crying lmfao!!!! Good job swifty!!!!!!!!

[tryker2710]

U say fuck like a dubliner

[DarkBloodyShadow]

Your fawking full of fawking fawk

[PhunkyShado0n]

FAWKING FAWNNY ! XD

[TheLesli1]

haha i love it

[GabbieeRose]

"You eva step on a fawking baby?.... it's fawking great ."

Lmfao XD

[bradkal]

I'm gona send this to people lol

[JazminJackoff]

you have such pretty eyes yahno(:

[Taliya2010]

omg wat the crap its hellarios

[sadisticyellow]

and you have a good, forking day. :)

[hittherainbow]

Lololol

[No1SpyGirl]

Is it weird that this might be my fave swifty video yet??? "If you wanna talk F*%^ing shit I'll just poop on ya" lmao "You dont have orgies? Where the F&%k have you been?" lol GOLD!!!

[fizzyfizzysodapop]

i love how at 0:48 he says "fuck" all mafia-like but then "you" is in a southern accent XD

[oXShanerocksXo]

redneck mafia.....lmfao

[KomputerGeek35]

all i heard was fuck fucking fuck fuck and morther fucking shiting fuck

[slightlysuicidal]

my parents walked in when he was talking about orgies.

[KomputerGeek35]

@slightlysuicidal oops! did u have a threesome with them after that? lol

[XOXON1kk1]

U sound australian

[girlwholoveseveryone]

ha. (: ily swifty (:

[MetallicaSkater4]

Sexy As Fuck!

[SKLOVER16]

lol, redneck godfather <3

[FullMetalAlcohol]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrossingJet]

Wats funny is that he said not to put hate comments but people do it anyway. Swifty FTW

[SceneLovesPurple99]

You don't like poop? Well ur fawking stupid

[1996bbygirl]

that was so bad but you are cool

[Hvid7]

Yo Tommy, where's my fucking blowjob. Lol, love your videos. :D

[castleroe89]

wtf man that was funny now i have to admit lol

[clovvned]

retard.

[IssyRedbird]

This is so not a nasty comment. You are hilarious and hot. :D

[TheQuaintSoul]

thank was fawking amazing [[[:

Now let me go poop on you and step on some babies.

Yeah, it's fawking great. 

[tweekin001]

Shouldn't have*

[MetallicaSkater4]

Swifty, You r hot as FUCK!!!

[Themalusdarkblade]

Pritty funny LOL

[washocks]

aaww ur so cute

[HxExAxDxSxHxOxTxS]

u gay

[GeorgeSampsonLover97]

I was just wondering, do you smoke in real life?

[wheresmyicecream]

so much more badass if you would of said smoke my fucking blunt

[preston248]

And the babies like "Oh no, don't fuckin' step on me." And then you do.

[baaboy83]

fookin sexy ..

[s3ne]

you don't sound italian, you sound australian

[writergirlchic]

that cigar is a stick of cinnamon aint it?

[Blackrose09x]

Hahaha!!

[kGirrrl]

awesome vid :D lol but then again all your vids are awesome

the accent was cool, at one point it sounded kinda even australian xD

[MandyyyYo]

*hate comment*

Yessssssssssssssssss!!!! Ahahahah jk jk

[whateverfu]

LMAO! U look gewd!

[DavidKaid]

I just have to come back and watch this every now and then. It's pretty much amazing

[bunnybooties]

I wish i was tony. Or is it Toni? Whatever floats your boat my friend!

[101majong]

fockin!soooooooooooo funny

[marslakolany]

u should of lit that cig

[Mawok666]

i love how much you wave your hand in a circle XD

and how you say Fock

[MrMexicantaco6661]

hillarious

[SweetAsylum610]

Hilarious video, but I hope you're not trying to sound like a New Yorker. We don't sound like that...

[denna999]

yees hate comments down here brake my dick you

[xomgcake666]

lolzz its all like dont step on me! and then you do XD

[davi0841]

hate mail XD

[techycat6]

Why u all hatin on babies? hahaha

[thegunwoman]

Rofl... U said fuck 31 times in 2 minutes. XD. love teh videos!! :D

[LyssaH22296]

@thegunwoman i counted 32.. haha

[purplelilac]

@thegunwoman wow! u totally counted all of that?! :o

[InfiltratorXXL]

@thegunwoman I counted 32 :D

[SuperOrangie]

i love you swiftkaratechop <3 lmao. FAVORITED!

[dudetjj17]

u cant do tht brooklyn accent good...im from brooklyn and im italian so i would know lol but funny

[tomngaz]

I'm a fwkin poop in ur mouth lmao XD

[DXfan444]

lol yo tony weres my fucking blowjob

[oliviaforchristmas]

you are so sexyyyyy lol

[EckMikeGallino]

you pulled off a south boston accent fairly well, but that my friend is nothing like an italian or new york accent

[PHthaKING]

TOTALY DEAD BABIES !!!

[sneakysam2901]

Dude , don't get me wrong. I love your vids but why do you always mention killing/hurting babies?

[XxEmmakinnsxX]

cereal stick ? :)

[Skara24]

Tony is my dad's name. XD

[risaru900]

i can't say that? well fuck you. XD

[darkeniston123]

Fookin awesome!

[TheCreasybear13]

you don't like poop? wut the fuck's wrong with you?! XD

[OPIobsession]

im gunna break your fucking dick XD

[cheeseguy45]

nice

[BasiicallyKatii3]

Promise me you won't have kids .

[silverhawkroman]

make one with english accent! its like guy ritchie style! WOOT!

[MuttFuckingDumbDrunk]

gay

[Rockingrose101]

I'm kind of scared to leave a comment because you might poop on me..

but I'm gonna leave one just to leave one :]

[flattop005]

@Rockingrose101 hahaha. im going to leave a comment cuz im scared of what will happen if i dont.

[mellyrockangel4ever]

you look a bit like colin farrell in this vid :)

[rawker617]

Way to incorrectly smoke a "cigar". lol.

[spritzgirl411]

...is that a cinnamon stick?

[joeyjordison2100]

i would like to b full of ur dick .........you know what i mean....u wanna swing!!!!

[MrsSkinnyJean]

you're too old to say poop that much :)

[PHthaKING]

wierd

[aninditaiueo]

i love his laugh at 0.32 its soo cute (:

[XforeverlongingX]

The accent is WAAAAAAAAY off lol

[deathkinggodfather1]

lol

[bebenic]

you can cum in my mouth, but don't poop in it, swifty.

[zevvay]

i wish me and my friends had orgeys, my best friend is so hot0.o

[roxnessxoxo81]

43 fooks in counting. lol love u swifty!! :D

[loveme0981]

what up with your hair

[YeahIknowproductions]

Can you not poop on me please?Don't be a messed up R Kelly!Oh wait,he pees on people...hahahahaha.Yeah,I need a life.Bye bye babies!

[spartan2251]

funny video pleace dont poop in my mouth

[metallica4life101]

fookin

[melinae042]

lets go step on some babies

[risaru900]

Man, I love you so fucking much! I swear, if I don't meet you some day, I'm gonna step on a baby! XD

Luv ya Matt!

-Marisa Brown♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[Mfaithwomen190989]

relegious people and religion forbid of rude words but it's fun when people break it, why anything that religioun forbid is fun XD

[Mfaithwomen190989]

ur videos is so away of important, that's funny XD

[Mfaithwomen190989]

yo cute . but godfather is not like that XD

[ripwalter34]

im ganna break ya fuckin dick.

[foolsonfire]

ur hair looks so cute

[jawadalishe]

yaah it was good but godfather is not supposed to walk on babbies. Little babbies.

[slipknotfreak94]

dude this is fucking awsomes as fuckin shit

[sinistermoon]

Fuck partners and their lame videos. You getting paid for this crap proves youtube is lame.

[krystalkickin1]

if you don't like youtube why are you on it ? duh

[BreakingChaos1]

LMFAO

wow

you're hilarious love :p

i'ma poop on your mouth haha

[poorocka]

are you supposed to be from australia? nice, australian godfather.

[jamesprend101]

lol

[Misjel87]

Next time, light the cigar...

[Menn019]

Check Kingciggy, now that's a good cigarsmoker!