Star Trek - I'm a Doctor, not a...

[horaciosi]

I didn't knew that Bashir said it only twice

[teddumass]

is that andy dick!! LOL

[immortalfrieza]

Star Trek TNG is probably the only series that doesn't do this catchphrase for some odd reason. Unless you count the movie one here I suppose.

[bellbeeB]

3 People are mad because they're not doctors.

[gaptoofgranny]

I'm a human, not a number...

[Astronomicalization]

I laughed at the transcript audio... "SHUT DOWN MY PROGRAM Y"

[TheLegolasguy]

Poor doctors... they're required to do EVERYTHING when the situation requires it...

[zinned20]

im a pilot not a doctor lol

[GoodyWillPwnJ00]

0:59

"Hey!"

"Im a doctor not a peeping tom.. It's nothing i havent seen before"

LMFAO

[CountryHotStuff]

WHAT there's none of Bones his were the best!

[snarryislife]

@CountryHotStuff "Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor not-!" My senior quote

[Khyrid]

Everyone likes the new star trek movie with all the lens flares, they should make another.

[pillowpants1984]

Y'know, as much as I love this.....how could you NOT have also compiled the TOS quotes????

[dammitdexter]

1:55 omg is that Andy Dick?

[Amar7605]

@dammitdexter Heehee... Dick didn't want to go commando.

[AVC095]

the doctor from season two tng was the best

[Moonj64]

LOL I didnt catch the reference in the iguana's name ("Leonard") the first time around.

[FirstShirtBeastblood]

I'm a doctor, not a commando!

[elimgarak01]

@FirstShirtBeastblood How funny would that episode have been if Andy Dick were to act like...well..Andy Dick?

[FirstShirtBeastblood]

@elimgarak01 I... think I would have died laughing.

[Yummyyumyum3]

What episode is the peeping Tom one from?

[FirstShirtBeastblood]

@Yummyyumyum3 I know exactly why you're asking that. ;) It's from Season 5, Episode 2, entitled "Drone".

[FBHSswimmer2006]

"I'm a doctor, not a battery."

[UltimateTARDIS]

I'm a doctor not a teacher!!!!!

[Isissa125]

I'm a doctor, not a doorstop LMFAO

[C0LL1N]

I'm a doctor, not a doctor!

[UltimateTARDIS]

"I'm a Doctor, Not a zookeeper!!"

LOL!!!

[katsumorymoto]

i'm a doctor, not a "i'm a doctor, not a "i'm a doctor, not a "im a doctor, not a "im a doctor..

[evrbody]

I'm a doctor, not an overused catchphrase.

[shalevbrauner]

You're an actor no a doctor.

[KamasutraButterfly]

Why is the newest Star Trek full of bad teenage-actors?!

[PMW3]

@KamasutraButterfly the same reason the first star trek was full of bad grown up actors. (I was going to say adult actors but it sounded wrong:)

[fleuve0styx]

"Computer deactivate iguana" lol! XD

[TheFalloutDude1]

"not a dragon slayer"

Play skyrim you bitch!

[SoapStar4Life]

AHAHA Dr. Crusher!

"Im a Doctor not a doorstop"

"Well do a dance, tell a story, I don't care."

Oh my lord, I love her <3

[mainegirl77]

1:17 who is the actor on the transport platform?

[Trehek]

I can't believe being a dragon slayer actually sounded appealing. :D

[Misterunnamed]

The Doctor from Voyager was the best character in the series.

[HeartPiece4u]

2:08 what movie is that?!?!

[goonerash]

@HeartPiece4u ...star trek first contact

[historian500]

@HeartPiece4u Star Trek: First Contact

[HeartPiece4u]

@historian500 i know now, a friend of mine who is a true fan of star treck told me right away i only siad borg and the doctor,and he knew what i was talking about :D thanks tho , if i might not have had my friend . thanks

[0GTS0]

Even more interesting when you consider that ad-libbing in an audition will get you automatically rejected 99% of the time.

[DevilTakeMe]

The story goes that Robert Picardo (who was not a fan of the original series) got his part on Voyager because he ad-libbed a "I'm a Doctor, not a..." into his audition, despite not being aware of the line's significance to Star Trek.

[PeeboTyson]

I'm a doctor, not a hologra... oh wait.

[mushroomshrub]

Doorstop and battery are my favs. The Doctor is by far the best character on Voyager.

[Sabohaque]

1:00 two star trek traditions rolled into one: mccoy's line and fan service.

[law101]

what episode is the doctors peeping tom on voyager??? please

[JAGTHEGEMINI]

lol, just great!

[msinvincible2000]

hey, you didn't put the one wjo invented the phrase. All the doctors we saw here just copied the great McCoy

[tvampyer]

i didnt realize they did so many i am a doctors after mcoy. thanks for sharingf this

[Turio]

"Computer, Deactivate Iguana"

[Graham6410]

I'm a Doctor, not a Doorstop

[fuzzlefluff]

"I'm a doctor, not a peeping tom." LOL

[randomface54]

The last one wasn't part of Star Trek (nothing worthwhile at any rate).

[Wimpoman]

"I'm a pilot, not a Doctor." lol

[PetersonZF]

The genius of the Doctor saying it is that McCoy is literally part of his program.

[UserXer0]

excellent. 

[NotSoBraveDave]

wheres 2:01 from?

[Wimpoman]

@NotSoBraveDave

Star Trek VIII: First Contact.

The funny thing about that scene is that the time Crusher wasted talking to the EMH she could actually have spent "getting out of there". lmao

[tiannahisawesome]

Whats the ep at 1:15 please?? :-)

[wmg2289]

What episode of Voyager is at 1:45?

[waynotway]

The DOCTOR was the best thing about Voyager.

[counterclockwise123]

"I'm a doctor, not a 'insert non medical profession here.'

[WildBuck007]

The movie always annoyed me. Technically he would be saving lives. That is a part of his programming. Thus it could be a sub-section. Against the borg or and attacking person. He could technically hold onto someone in a non harmful way. =D

[xena91388]

2:25 Hehe! I remember when I watched ST:2k9 in theaters, every time K Urban said "I'm a doctor!" The entire audience became tense and edgy but when he left it there and didn't finish it, we all became sad and a bit depressed. Then suddenly he says it right in the middle of the action and we all cheered!

[Ashxactress]

They are awesome but none can compare to Dr. Leonard McCoy!

[StinkerTheFirst]

LOL! Thanks for posting

[Quartrez]

"I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor"

HOLY SHIT IT GOT ALL MIXED UP !!

It confused the fuck out of me...

Damn, where am I ?

[batman1717k]

1:39 Is that...a hologram of Spock?!

[Flailwielder]

Does ANYONE know what profession that guy is?

[Markel1970A]

Andy Dick's EMH mark 2 was really funny and cool to watch.

[BarlytheDwarf]

The new Star trek movie sucked ass!

[Sarandib22]

@BarlytheDwarf Hear, hear! It might have been cool if they didn't pull the cheap "alternate universe" trick. Or destroyed Vulcan. How the f*** could they kill off the Vulcans?!?! Friggin' Berman. I think it's good if Star Trek stays off the air for a while so we can wait for him to die first. ;)

[BarlytheDwarf]

@Sarandib22 And spock and Uhura having an affair? WTF?! It was dumbed down for the masses. Im personally counting it as and Star Trek movie.

[NonstopRam]

I am a doctor not a hologram err wait.......

[F14ace]

Why are all the doctors in Star Trek assholes?

[MoviesinMaking]

@F14ace Not ALL of them. Crusher wasn't.

[MoviesinMaking]

@F14ace Not ALL of them. Crusher wasn't.

[bastiaan0741]

Good job on catching Tom Paris' reversal.

[BuffyGraverobberAxel]

Leonard.. the lizard thing.... wait... The awesome dude who plays as mr Spock is Leonard Nimoy.... O_O So does that make Spock a lizard thing? OMG KARL URBAN!!!!!! 8-)

[BuffyGraverobberAxel]

Leonard.. the lizard thing.... wait... The awesome dude who plays as mr Spock is Leonard Nimoy.... O_O So does that make Spock a lizard thing?

[darkwatcher56]

"Damnit, man I'm a doctor not a peeping tom", best line EVER!

[StarCreme]

Sounds like somebody needs to get in touch with Starfleet human resources. All the non-medical workers are going to raise hell if they hear that doctors are being asked to perform duties outside their occupation.

Seems to me this is no fault of the physicians though, since they always refuse the task.

[kimihipi1]

What is the episode with the emh and dr crusher

[TheCatherineSarah]

@kimihipi1 its in the first contact movie... I think...

[MoviesinMaking]

@kimihipi1

Star Trek: First Contact

The 2nd Next Generation Movie.

[ironhidewatson]

whats that episode from voyager where they kidnap the doc to heal those holagrams?

[GusF]

@ironhidewatson "Flesh and Blood"

[Naxwell]

Andy Dick!? You've got to be kidding me.

[compdude47]

@Naxwell It actually wasn't half bad.

[Indabaz]

nobody does it like bones

[rmboijuana]

whould've been funny if he said it in sg atlantis,or did he,damn it I have to watch all the episodes again now

[roan33]

I'm a doctor not a dragon slayer, ROFL.

[ThatGuyFromAustria]

I'm a pilot, not a doctor – possible the best line ever :-D

[Francozilla]

I don't think TNG's Beverly Crusher said that line once.

[bobshow101]

@Francozilla

That was during the movie "Star Trek; First Contact"

[jacksawild]

This makes me want to be a doctor so I can say it to everyone all the time.

"Have you seen my keys?"

"I'm a doctor, not a metal detector"

etc

[shraleina]

@jacksawild Unfortunatlely it doesn't work in a hospital situation. "I'm a doctor . . . so are you!"

[Moonshine3991]

Yeah... The "I'm a doctor, not a ..." line belongs to McCoy. Seeing another character using it it's just not funny at all.

[jermzhi]

Ok McCoy: I'm a Doctor, not a brick layer!

[Trekfreek]

The last one was just plain stupid. Spock was not asking his opinion. Plus why does McCoy's southern accent keeps slipping away? Simple, BAD ACTING. The new movie sucks everything.

[alexhortdog95]

Wow. Horrible without the main man.

Especially Karl Urban's McCoy.. 

[Corgblam]

im a doctor not a battery!

[rashida7777]

10 out of 10 stars for this vid!! Just great!!

[SinnFein4ever]

2:00

EPIC!

XD

[BlackScarabZ]

I'm a doctor not a voyeur.

What is a voyeur?

[pandapop999]

@BlackScarabZ In clinical psychology, voyeurism is the sexual interest in or practice of spying on people engaged in intimate behaviors, such as undressing, sexual activity, or other activity usually considered to be of a private nature.

[leramay]

"i am a doctor, not a commando"

XD LOL

[KingGopherNuts]

I'm a pilot! Not a doctor! CLASSIC

[tovadaq]

The best is "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer"... but it's from TOS... 8-(

[ctatum1985]

im a doctor not a peeping tom

nothing ive never before ha ha ha true

[lucieel]

the first clip was from ST enterprise?

[urigeller08]

@lucieel no it was from Deep Space 9

[CrazyKitty789]

I'm a doctor, not a thing that's not a doctor! >_<;

[jabathehutt5555]

Im a doctor not a door step

[DeusExInfernus]

@jabathehutt5555 Door 'stop'.

[CprsKing]

"I'm a doctor, not a dragon slayer." awesome :)

[goldenmage]

I love Tom Paris' line:

"Harry, I'm a pilot, not a doctor!"

[kazzag44]

wht episonde is tht at 0:04

[MoviesinMaking]

@kazzag44 Trials and Tribbleations from Deep Space Nine.

[AtlantisX302]

haha quality! love it all. I think its best suited to EMH, with his dry sense of humour :) I'dve love to have seen "This is a sickbay, not an arsenel" one in there for fun :D

[PwnzorBob]

"I'm a Doctor, not a peeping tom.

It's nothing I haven't seen before."

[youliedanyway]

this is a good video, but TOS is where its at. They started it all.

[EmergencyMedHologram]

"I'm a doctor, not a Battery."

My favorite EMH line EVER!

[100Settings]

amazing! :D

[Thimbles2]

"Computer, deactivate iguana"

I laugh every time I hear that.

[bizzyli]

arw he's not bones tho...

[paolox3]

Torres has a video-comm unit in her SHOWER? I wanna serve on that ship!

[cozz]

"I'm a doctor not a doorstop" lol looooove trek

[BondFreek]

Using that insult of a movie for the last one killed your video for me.

[Tehssnake01]

Goddanmt he usses that line more than McCoy!

[SouthernRiprey]

I'm a docter not a peeping Tom --- Somehow, they should have said "No pun intended"

[nobodyitellyou]

"I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A...oh"

This is the best collection i've seen yet!

[54viruses]

I've had to use similar lines, exept mine always end "...not a doctor!"

Thanks for collecting and posting!

[ILoveMrSpock]

how come you didnt use any from TOS?!?

and why were they wearing TOS uniforms at 0:04 ?

[FiveStarTrekker]

I already did a video on Dr. McCoy, and didn't want to copy what I had already done, and as for the TOS uniforms, that's from the DS9 episode "Trials and Tribble-ations" where the crew of the Defiant went back in time to Kirk's era.

[StelarCF]

@FiveStarTrekker use transcribe audio (CC button)

"bombing dr bombardments" at the very start

[DocLeggz]

That's from the episode where DS9 goes back in time to the timeline of the "Trouble with Tribbles" episode and they were blending in. You should've seen Jadzia in the short skirt outfit, WOW!

[Markel1970A]

@ILoveMrSpock They time-traveled back to the days of Kirk and Spock.

[MINIHermanator]

@ILoveMrSpock Thats an episode in DS9 when they go back in time to the Tribbles episode.

[TSW1Transformers]

LOL! Even in the new movie!

[kalel32688]

"Damnit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!" LOL

[Janiqua]

Wow! I didn't realize they kept doing the "I'm a doctor, not a...." thing after McCoy. That's hilarious!

[CommunistSpartan]

What did you expect its a classic you can't beat. Besides, what's a Doctor in Star Trek without that line?