Can't Grow a Beard - Comedy Time

[MegaShaman22]

Goodnight father time was great !

[Sahrinzs]

same style as CK.

[ztune1]

this shit made my day!!!

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

The garden gnome thing was hilarious...

[98bigbutt]

@PenultimateRun,At least I can grow a Van Dyke,but not on my cheek area because it grows a little patches here and there.

[98bigbutt]

Look at American Indians.

[SIGISBAR1]

I'M 60 AND WISH MY BEARD WOULD STOP GROWING. I HATE SHAVING

[PalaciosPride]

he looks my age, and im 20!

[TheHeretor]

i find him hot XD

[patsaxon]

Very funny! I was shaving at the age of 12, due to growth hormone injections at the age of 8. I already had a hairy chest, hairy legss, along with hair on my back. Plus I sexually developed at the early age of 8. Now I have a fury chest and a very hairy back as I look like an Ewalk from Star Wars. This comedian is very funny as it was good clean humor with no bad words.

[MRhydrogen100]

@patsaxon yer cool

[DiRtYLaWs2007]

Sounds like his voice hasn't broken properly either?

[Alychicky157]

hes good looking

[crazzydrummer66]

I went to get nachos & now your a garden gnome,,,,lol

[Betrayed20]

if u cant grow a beard youre a woman

[suny123boy1]

@Betrayed20

Actually it has to do with genetics.

[lukereaume]

don't worry, justin bieber can't grow a beard either. though he's a girl sooo.........

[rickbangkok]

I think your balls have to drop before you grow a beard Jay.

[TheStailfish]

this is so not funny

[dancingcat04]

yes let's chop wood with hammers....

[roller204]

for me, i can grow the whole chinstrap and what not, but my moustache takes twice as long to grow, as well as my soul patch. ive been growin both for a while now though becuz of no shave november =D another month and the patch and stache will catch up

[bradwolf07]

I have a similar problem...I can't grow a mustache. I can grow a "newly married Amish man" beard, but I can't grow a bloody mustache.

[AvatarOfGames]

good stuff :D

[TheNumber1draftpick]

one word to describe this video hilarious

[campbell4show]

haha this guy is a great comedian.

V yea maybe if he deepend his voice, his body will think he's not a woman anymore xD

[The313juggalo]

his voice hasnt changed either

[lnwreal9]

soo whats his name?

[TheBaronessIsAwesome]

He sounds like Jerry Seinfeld.

[griffy2007]

lol must be half elf.

[falconiqx]

lmao...... 

[bloodraven2471]

im 16 and i have a 6month beard lol 30 years old u suck

[yogurtpimp]

@bloodraven2471 i know someone whos 15 and could kick your ass, u suck

[koky5150]

@bloodraven2471 you're an idiot.

[Maddolis]

Oh man I share his pain.

I've wanted a beard since I was about 6 (or wanted to have one as an adult) but I can only grow an inch of wirey stuff on my chin.

Think I'll go back to my horse tranquilizers.

[osocali777]

when I was 9 or 10 my hairy cousin told me that if I wanted hair to grow I had to cut an onion in half and rub it where I wanted hair to grow...I beleived him and after doing it for a week my aunt asked me "Why do you always smell like onions...I told her and she went and slapped my cousin...LOL...but you know everywhere I rubbed it hair grew and I was shaving at 13 and I'm real hairy...who knows maybe it works...try it....LOL...

[Antman1290]

@osocali777 ha ha ha thats classic

[datherax]

"Take your foot off the gas pedal."

[thehomer919]

he cant get a beard cuzz he sounds like a girl

[RoyalRamirez]

or a yeti lol

[MrHeavyMetalx]

why do people find normal shit funny? most comedians suck

[RoyalRamirez]

@MrHeavyMetalx life is funny its the shit we can relate to that makes people laugh, your probably the type that laughs at people gettin kicked in the nuts i cant laugh at that kind of stuff i get flash backs.

[rangu66]

@MrHeavyMetalx how old are you like 10? mature people with good senses of humor find things like this funny

[jrg305]

I can grow too much hair on my body, just not on the crown of my head anymore...I'm attracted to more hairless guys...grass is greener!

[FenderMetalShredder]

O_O That would suck. I'm half his age and I have a goatee.

[HarokouTaiyo]

Im 15 and i have somewhat of a beard haha

[ILuvsGeeks]

he's hot, but he sounds like girl!!

[ecoomber]

This guy is awesome!!

[ianupton]

people often cannot grow a beard due to plenty of circumstances. mostly hereditary. if the father is capable of beard growth then more often than not the offspring lacking secondary characteristics are diagnosed with turners syndrome. treatment is often lengthy and results not always guaranteed. one remedy that can work are the off the shelf cures for male pattern baldness. people with turners syndrome still have beard hair follicles, however these are very fine and practically invisible.

[votumseparatum1]

This guy needs his own special. He is so f'ing funny.

[ncfwhitetigress]

poor guy. maybe he needs hormone treatment.

[tiuric77]

GREAT!!

[Lennuhh]

haha he looks 23,

[bennyvega100]

@Lennuhh

more like 17

[daftrout]

@Lennuhh cause he cant grow a beard :>

[dancephile]

hahahaha actually funny for once

[tiuric77]

Pretty awesome

[kuro1911]

funny stuff

[purplemonkeyelephant]

Best guy on here by far.

[Cavetroll100]

Now THIS GUY WAS GOOD!!

[magiclydlcious]

Can I marry him?! Haha, he's so cute and funny. He kept me laughing throughout the whole thing.

[pinksockedhobo1]

ha i love jay malone

[kimnaturegirl]

if it's any consolation, i can't grow a beard either!

[OMGITTANYA]

AHAHAHAHA LOOLOLOLOL FAVORITED

[viksra]

This guy is really one of the FEW people that appear on Comedy Time that actually had some funny material.

[mitsay]

And keep talking about the theme. That's good. Some guys start to talk about something and finish in something completely different.

[MrHeavyMetalx]

@viksra I just don't find every day shit funny. This is nothing funny, retarded people find this shit funny. If I'm gunna watch something funny, I want to see something unique and not something everyone already knows...most comedians just talk about normal shit that everyone laughs at, but maybe that's what people like...everyday shit they can relate to.

[SimzTOOheart78]

hes excellent!

[komoru]

This guy's the man. One of the only funny guys lately on the comedy channel

[telj1]

this was pretty funny. You don't want a beard!!!!

shaving sucks, ain't gonna do it today.

[1KitKat0]

oh man, this was amazing!

[BeccaLaughsAtBecca]

GOOD BIT!

Really really solid.

I've got to look this guy up now.

[JimmyLikesTrading]

I ca donate some beard to this guy.

[pilotspeed2]

hahaha this is funny!

finally