Domino's Avoid The Noid 1987 TV Commercial

[kevinescobar77]

tastes like cartonboard oh wait this isnt papas jones

[JETZcorp]

No one can really say with a straight face that Domino's is the best pizza you can buy. But the best $6 pizza you can buy? Yeah, probably. I mean, just down the street from the local Domino's is a place where a pizza of about the same size (larger diameter, thinner crust) will run you $22, but only if you come in on the special day of the week when they're having a sale! Yes, it's better, but choosing Domino's instead gives me the freedom to put gas in a V8 instead of a V6. It's worth it!

[10bigpimpin01]

perhaps it was the noid, who should have avoided me

[Cubelarooso]

Anyone else like the straight-shota subtext going on here?

[10INTM]

80's Dominos: "We didn't make the pizza taste like crap. It was The Noid! THE NOID, I tell ya', THE NOID!!"

Response from 80's consumer: "Oh, well ok, if you say so. Maybe the next one will taste better. Damn you, The Noid!!"

Response from that same consumer 24 years later: "He's crazy, boys. Take 'em away."

[saxoredone]

30 min or less my ass

[MetalMessiah1219]

Didn't Dominos stop the 30min or less delivery b/c of accidents?

[pullahoko]

@MetalMessiah1219

Probably a variety of reasons. Accidents, and customers trying to scam cheaper pizza.

[spinemelter2000]

@pullahoko It sounds dangerous. Not now Jimmy John's has a similar fast-delivery advertisement. It could snow or there could be a traffic jam, and they might get into a car accident in their haste.

[tvpirate05]

@MetalMessiah1219 @pullahoko I once read that they stopped after a delivery driver was killed in an accident, and the family sued. Not sure how true it is, but I could see that being a reason.

[metaldave08096]

Perhaps the noid should have avoided me

[peewee2627]

What if it snows out?? I guess I'll get three bucks back! Sweet!

[thesnare100]

@peewee2627 No, not anymore. This is an ancient commercial remember.

[randomandproudqueen]

Is it just me or does the way the voice-over says "call now" sound like that "subliminal messaging" in the family guy sketch about smoking?

"call now....have ya CALLED YET?!"

[musican67557]

man i can imagine eating domminoes pizza,while its in the winter

[JamesWorldStudios]

Dominos has really good pizza where I live

[ArtificialBanana]

That kid is 30 now. Weird.

[homiex04]

I MISS QUALITY COMMERCIALS LIKE THIS ONE

[onestar456]

COSTCO FTWFTWTFWTFTWTFW

[froterons]

*shoots the noid in the face* perhaps it is the noid, that should have avoided me instead.

[LadyMiaow]

A wise man said, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"!

Ah, the days where there was an actual quality standard.

[Kaidus]

Amen, sister

[brickmaster24]

who said that

[TomLeykisClips]

whats a noid

[acidjoker21]

he makes your pizza cold

[JibbyKills]

Adam West, Adam West... I'll come out when they're all gone.

[VehementStudios]

...perhaps it is the noid who should have avoided me...

[Frauzombie]

I love the moms face, while she's eating the pizza, and the narrator is talking about how its the best pizza, guaranteed, or your money back. ;)

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Reminds me of the Michelangelo saying from the first TMNT movie. "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza."

[TVTsteven]

Amen to that brother

[spideyman2099reviews]

@NinjaGhostScorpion That is true I love that movie

[Krismann]

@NinjaGhostScorpion  yeah but in the 70's and early 80's, if the pizza didn't come within 30 minutes, the pizza was free

[btwokyu]

Papa Murphy's!

[jonnyO117]

I hated the pizza. The best pizza places are the ones that arent chains.

[tvrewind]

My favorite pizza is from Costco's food court!

[jonnyO117]

thats good also. ALONG WITH FROZEN YOGURT. lol

[Hyrule87]

@tvrewind

True that brother!

[MrNinja290]

@tvrewind fuck me tooo its freaking big and good

[mguzman011]

i agree my fav is andrews pizz there are only two in the whole world!! but for 3.75 they give you GIANT SLICES!!! (sry im not trying to advertise...)

[SkyfireTheFox]

@jonnyO117 Actually, Domino's has been rated "most improved" in quality. But you're right - local, indie pizzerias are superior to the chains.