Scrubs 'Jesus H. Cox.. M.D.'

[ZombieFighter95]

"he's so black, so bald" wait.... Snoop Dog Doctor?

[EmberQZ912995]

@ZombieFighter95

ZombieFighter95, ChrisTurrrk.

[megacarpark]

jesus hates cocks ftw!

[ShadowNick3]

Sounds like something my High school teacher would say

[luis3826]

"thats me daddy" lmfao, what?

[89sweetsweet]

cox, cox, cox

ME!

cox

ME!

cox

ME!

[Dordrius]

Jesus H Cox, M.D.

Awesome name.

[lucas91634]

press 4!

[Bartman954]

Jesus H. Cox M.D.???

That's it, I'm converting to the Coxian religion!

[Sockpuppetx]

@Bartman954 Now is that the adjective version of his name or an amalgamation of JD and Perry's last names?

[Bartman954]

@Sockpuppetx

Adjective version of his name.

[Sommerherz]

0:52 "IT WAS ME" - BUTTON ! :D

[dabraham03]

In the end they sound like Penis Hunting Zombies! If I came in that room and heard them chanting Cox, I'd be jetting the fuck outta there

[buddysmithburg]

lol, just keep hitting 4 :)

[Ultimaniacx4]

"This fapulous thing"

[Palmen1990]

@Ultimaniacx4 stfu idiot

[Ultimaniacx4]

@Palmen1990 HAHAHAHA WHY YOU MAD THOUGH?

[BritneyFan4eva]

I love his arrogance

[forzen16]

I would see Dr.Cox vs Ari gold :D

[VanillaThunderJr]

girl behind cox in green scrubs is so HOT!!

[Bladerunner20006]

Zu black, zu bald, aaaand he cant eat cupcakes cause hes got diabetes,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHRIS TURK!

[02Sercan]

haha

[ken0746]

hahaha, this is just epic!!

[Wanster66]

guess 18 people were in that crowd chanting cox!

[TheMeezProductions]

Jesus! Holy, Cox! M.D?

I made a sentence with his name :D (Feels proud)

[kmcook01]

@TheMeezProductions No. You made 2 exclamations and asked 1 question.....

[TheMeezProductions]

@kmcook01 Are you trying to be sarcastic, or just entirely blunt for the people who are stupid? It was a joke.

[kmcgullam91]

I'm a hugeee brain in a ripped up body...

[BlackCatNumber13]

I'd laugh like crazy if I walk into a hospital hearing a bunch of people saying "cocks" like they're zombies.

[ZeldaFreak1987]

Dr. Jesus H. Cox, M.D. > Dr. House

[Mullahgrrl]

Sounds like sexy zombies!

[PrimetimeD]

Dr. Cox is my hero.

[nickkiimon]

hahahah that cocky bastard xD

[BKNimaruIchi]

Does anyone else think that H. stands for House? xD

[MrImdgreatest]

press 1 for steve hawking ^-^

[KurtyWhisper]

randomly bash the shit out of the 1,2,3,4,5,7,9 keys to hear dr cox break it up rap style. lol..

[jackolas2007]

CHRIIISTUUURRRK xD

[MrImdgreatest]

i love cox. wait...

[SheSaysMonologue]

Press 1 and hold 1 to see cox do a Steven Hawking

[jeamps]

this shit dosent happen i work at a hospital and theres never that many people on the shift but funyy tough

[THEMRTEAK]

press 4 repeatedly

[Dawmoon]

me... me... ME..!

[mmb1rbf1]

18 people can't eat cupcakes because they have diabetes

[Meristakk]

Ohh my god, its me!

[crisscoyote]

2:03 penis zombies

[luis3826]

"Hes so Black, so bald".  Lmao

[Glaceon1994]

ohho my awd *laughs* it was ME

lol I love the way he said/laughed that XDD

[rtozier]

Not sure if anyone else knows but Comedy Central now censors "Jesus H. Cox MD". That is of course despicable, as if their South Park gaffe wasn't bad enough, and I urge everyone who can to contact them in complaint.

[MrProgrampro]

@rtozier I can understand why you are upset, but why is it "despicable"?

[chipsandcheese117]

just me or is the bit where he goes "me,me,me!" somewhat like agent smith in the matrix reloaded? next thing u know he'll be creating clones and fighting jd for the world...

[CaptainJohnKeel]

@chipsandcheese117 The world's already lost then.

[nostalgic90skid]

me me meohoho me! xD

[KoraBloom]

heh, at first i was like, "is he actually giving a compliment?" and then, after i saw WHO he was complimenting, i'm like, "oh yeah, how did i NOT see that coming?" Dr. Cox has a HUGE ego.

[QuesoGr7]

They were saying Cox like they're "dick zombies" or somethin xD

[mrdavidsmithism]

ripped up body MMMMMMM ! 

[romeo56]

Me me me xD Huge brain in a ripped up body

[lars330]

16 people are straight.

[cheesepeetza]

Best 2 minutes and 11 seconds of my life spent

[BTRluvr]

@Asbarot I wondered that too considering his middle initial is U ??? I gotta look that up

[alexander84rugg]

he's probably the only cock i love as my as my own cock...

[Hu6CityRidah]

0:55 JD's face was priceless

"I should have figured that"

[Asbarot]

why jesus h cox? Why h?

[EarFarce4]

@Asbarot holy LOL

[MrGolfguy22]

hodak55 is retarded for posting his comment, all ontop of sounding like a fourth grader who just figured out how to use a computer, so do us a favor, shut off your computer, toss it out your window, and never ever let the thought of accessing the internet for the rest of your time on earth cross your mind, because you sir, are a moron.

[gamerStuyGS]

Cox's ego is so big (how big is it?) its so big that it doesnt even fit on the planet earth! i know i kinda messed up that match game joke but i felt like that line needed to be in this comment.

[use6less]

i thought Dr. House has the biggest ego...obviously i was wrong :D 

[filodipicori]

I want to go ahead and put Cox and House in the same room and just video tape it.

[Thedoctor19000]

@filodipicori: It would probably be a snuff film. 

[idisagreewiththat]

@filodipicori Either they'd cure cancer or kill each other in 5 minutes. Or both.

[xRoleModel89x]

They sound like Cox zombies... 

[AlexEmbree92]

Dr Cox has a bigger ego then me, lol.

[ThisIsAnInsideJoke]

This diagnosing machine? This FABULOUS thing? It runs on props.

[Hodak55]

I hate people like cox. If someone like cox did something like that or anything that cox does i wouldent hesitate 2 punch them in the face, and say, me! Me! It was me!

[rafpach87]

Eu quase caguei quando ele levantou a mão!

[Mrtostie]

O My God it was me

[cunfuzzed]

I think that youtube's new vuvuzela button compliments this clip perfectly.

[NeilaSnD]

what does m.d. stand for?

thanks everybody

[redsfan821]

@NeilaSnD doctor of medicine

[NeilaSnD]

@redsfan821 thank you ^^

[MrVasilli]

I'm Jezus H.Cox, M.D.

The pause is just perfect

[Wolfsclaw01]

@MrVasilli M.D is the short form of Medical Doctor his doctoral degree. Funny thing it. J.D can stand for Juridical Doctor.

[MrNK2]

"In my defence I was up late watching a Designing Women marathon"

[GamefreakTP]

man i can't imagine if there are real doctors out there like dr cox, the man is just too good to be true!

[Giova180386]

Italian Cox voice is a far better one.

Great scene.

[butcherben82]

he is so black so bold and he can´t eat cupcakes caus he´s got diabetes :-P

[Raventoll]

Dig Turk at like 1:30-ish. Only Carla and Cox can put that look on his face.

[34akfhsdd]

Chick wearing green standing behind Cox: HAWWT...

[ohmiousclown]

Does anyone else feel like this sometimes?

[dikkeshitouwe]

omg that was so fucking hilarious and you gotta have some real balls to do it!

[dovermoreno]

I wish people would chant MY name whenever I left the room. Right now when I leave the room people just throw vegetables at me and yell, "FAKE AND GAY !!!"

[tomatosoup098]

OH MA GAWD...IT WAS ME!

[flossieh91]

"He is so black... So bald... And he cant eat cupcakes because he's diabetic... Ladies and gentlemen... CHRIS TURK!"

Epicness right theree!

[Raidenski]

LOL This new caption thing is awesome!! "am geez is a stocks... and they" XD

[partygirl209]

he loves himself a little bit 2 much!!

[magictacomangapirate]

...He kinda IS a huge brain in a ripped body.

Srsly. Dude's fit.

[TannazBananaz]

When they chant Cox they sound like zombies...

[GeraldRobotnik]

@TannazBananaz or zombie-whores. :v

[Wolfsclaw01]

It´s me Daddy :D

Since when is Dr. Cox his Dad xD

[DoucheFagX]

man if i was any of this interns or residents, i would just walk up and deck him

[DeusExMachina10001]

@DoucheFagX

Lol you would get fired so fast :P

[DoucheFagX]

better then having to sit there and take all of dr. cox's shit

[MrPep777]

Ha ha :-D awesome

[Gregoryxlz]

so black, so bald, cant eat cupcakes! chris turk!!

[FLABERGASTE]

Dw, I use Yidio :)

I've seen all season 9, just waiting for Our Driving Issues now :D

Just wanna point out how fit Maya is :P haha

[zallasane]

Oh God i wish i just could come up with such speeches on the spot :D

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

you actually can. just keep watching and try and put yourself in his shoes. i can't do it anymore (because I don't watch scrubs as much), but after going on a scrubs frenzy and waiting tables (fills you with cox-like rage at times)...i could totally pull it off with newbies :) practice! it's fun!

[StigGT2]

that's what writers are for

[GeraldRobotnik]

@zallasane Honestly, who DOESN'T?

[joshrocks11]

@zallasane Get a team of writers.

[VoiceOfTheVoiceless7]

hes fucking genious!

[FoolishMortalFOOL]

Oh my God! IT WAS ME!!! I DID IT!!!

[xXxXxEulexXxXx]

ME! ME! MEEE! xD

[aseena123]

I did it I did it lol

Legendary

[rickdagunner]

So retarded, I read something, while listening to this and well cox talked about himself i lmao xD.

[FredY2C]

"...he is so black, so bald, and he can't eat cupcakes because he has diabetes, ladies and gentlemen Chris Tuuuurrrk!!"

PWNAGE!!!

[SeraphCrimson777]

Ahh Dr. Cox you're such a prick. An awesome prick.

[atticusboyx]

meeee, meeee, meeeeeeeeeeee XD love coxy ^^

[sleepybillysleeps]

hahahah, the best scene ever :)

[koreiryuu]

He sure does commit.

That's C-O-M-M-I-T..T-T-T-T-T-T-T

[2J94]

- tea

[iamafish400]

I wish I had the kind of power Dr Cox has over people, lol. The man is a fucking legend.

[Hodak55]

@iamafish400 Thats kinda odd, i see him as a tyrant who breaks the hearts of everyone in the hospital, but JD keeps loving him. JD sas "why do you hate when i show you nothing but love" .

[Mintyfresh2008]

"I am Jesus.H.Cox ... M.D"

Was censored on TV :(

[ziglaus]

lol where the hell do you live? id move if i were you :) youre missing some great jokes

[FLABERGASTE]

its in england :/ they block out all swear words and religious stuff, actually ruins it a bit :P

thats why us scrubaholics watch them online ;)

[GeraldRobotnik]

@FLABERGASTE They do? Wow that's stupid. xD;

[Bladerunner20006]

Love how he looks at his own hand when he's like "Oh my god, it was me!!!".

[Kelhibbert]

Hahah oh my god his face when he looks at his arm up in the air.

[emeishanmusic]

cox is by far the best thing about scrubs

[thinkingjack]

amazing!

[Kodiwtf]

Oh wow. I never watched this show before. This clip makes me want to, so much.

[ConMan2292]

"Im a huge brain in a ripped up body"

[mrshadowXJ]

new religion:Coxianity.

but seriously dr.Cox is just like me.except for the look,name,adult hood,thye fact that he has a wife,works in a hospital.

[onexero1]

0:50 oh my go, it was me! lol

[duivel114]

weird situation:

walk into a room and hear people go like: "cocks, cocks, cocks..."

[SamIsATotalBeast]

holy +49

[latiasandlatios4ever]

@duivel114 hmmm....i remember such a situa...never mind..

[purplepancake11]

Yeah it would be a great cue for The Todd to come in wouldn't it?

[stewieisthelord]

@duivel114 Jordan loves Cox!

[Snegenad1]

@duivel114 Huh the Todd didn't even see that one! ^^

[ScarPredator040365]

Oh that's right! It was me!

[mooshashie]

"i did it i'm a genius. i'm jesus h cox " haha

[ISHEEBESI]

can you explain "its me daddy" to me im lost

[benjaythewhite]

I was expecting lightning to strike him down when he said that.

[Gigabowser4]

its was ME

hahahaha

[anotsofamiliarface]

lol Cox owns.

[02111986vineelreddy]

its me daddy... loll

[cowbob76]

" SO black, SO bald, and he cant eat cupcakes becuase he has diabetes ladies and genntlemen, CHRIS TURK!!"

[yanick3rs]

Cox could so easily be a drill instructor

[zomgitswash]

I honestly think this is my favourite Cox moment. It's the one I keep coming back to. I'm pretty sure when I get to heaven, Cox is going to be God.

[NCISnerdette]

"This diagnosing machine, this fabulous thing...well, it runs on props."

ILY Dr. Cox.

[danielXdf]

if you want to show someone who dr. cox is.. this is the perfect video to do it

[anakin334]

lol " it was me"

best part

[Kozimierz]

they sound like zombies o.0

[musicbypac]

cocks cocks cocks

[retteretter]

i'm surprised JD wasnt more enthusiastic about the chanting :P

[Nazgul100]

he is, SO black, So bald, aaaand he cant eat cupcakes because he has diabeties ladies and gentlemen ChrisTuuurk.

[firegremln]

Jesus H. Cox

what does the H stand for?

[Therealwhitesalad]

holy

[jjbs87]

Hulises...his full name is Perry Hulises Cox

[TheSilverAce]

It's Ulysses.

And it's a play on Jesus H. Christ.

[xXxbeisel76xXx]

I don't know,

but I know in the midwest/south we say

Jesus H. Christ

[Troepam]

Jesus H. Cox.... M.D.

[joshmosh79]

its me daddy!

[ninja11111]

If i could walk out of a room in a victorious gesture while people chant my name id be happy

[Atomsk648]

Dr. Cox and Dr. House should have a Medibattle!!! they are both Arrogant assholes who are still pretty damn funny when they want to be who get the job done!

[thisgirlcharli]

i love dr cox :) what an actual legend

why aren't i as perfectly arrogant?

[faetrich]

It was me, I did it, I´m a genious!!^^

praise Percival Cox

[CaffieKuriboh]

one of the best cox rants ever!

[Rosii93]

*Raises hand*

"Oh my god, it was me!"

lmao, great scene!

"He is, so-black, so-bald and he can't eat cupcakes because he's got diabetes. Ladies and gentlemen, CHRIS TURK!"

[PadooBoy274]

me me me so me so funny

[D119heavy]

...its just jokes

[HikoSeijuroXIII]

It has been pointed out, mostly by himself, throughout the series that he has a huge ego. This was not going too far, this was staying in character.