Simple Simon Harris Says

[SmnDmn59]

I tried searching my name ( Simon Harris) on YouTube and this was the first thing I found...

[nessanshaw]

@SmnDmn59 Try it on google images, it's deadly.

[andywilders]

the 6 people who disliked this are members of his family :)

[fridaynighttalkshow]

the old guy is the cretaker in my school

[PessimisticCunt]

THUMS UP IF WHEN YOU SEE THE SIMON HARRIS MOBILE CRUISE BY,YOU YELL "THIRS ONLY ONEEEE SIOMON HARRIS!!!!!!"

[minesadoublevodka]

KNOBS!

[lokoiutfftty]

Mick The Hobo you absolute ledge bag!!!!

[feckinlovezeedoors]

im voting for simon because of this. the chaps a hero!

[oldoddjobs]

Hahaha! Stroll on, underman! Simon Harris: Hypocrisy Too Extreme To Process. Can be something like this is something that bothers for a while, Simon…while Realism and Taxes fight one another, on top of the Public Awareness you are not. There are children looking in the gutters for sweets from the past, but they are cruelly broken and smashed up by sledgehammer men. In a very real and terrifying sense, Simon is the sledgehammer man and we are those brittle, sweet-seeking children.

[oldoddjobs]

Don't you think he's feeling wonderful in his oblivious confidence that he is not one of those people who have been difficult for Ireland? Simon - a letter is coming from the jungle in order to complain to your salary.

[oldoddjobs]

Before your reflection withers and slides off the bathroom mirror every morning you briefly see a Man Of Action, your forehead is decked with garlands of bright white promises. Everyone else sees an octogenarian with a sailor's cap and carved-ivory tobacco pipe climbing down his yacht to a rowboat. "Wait for me, Maude! I can have a great hand in matters!"

[GENGA]

HORSETEETH

[oldoddjobs]

You are lots of people. You are the last of the Ireland you lie about. You are lost. People want you to go into the darkest dark forever, away and forget that you were ever born. Listen to Reason, Irish people: DO NOT CONTEST CATEGORIES OF INANITY.

[katiebradshawcullen]

haha

[nessanshaw]

If Simon Harris is a future Enda Kenny (an Endin itself) it is because he displays all of the same cardboard facades; awful smiling-for-no-reason intercut with frowning-at-fianna-fail, combined with zero personality, likability, spontaneity or capacity for off-the-cuff remarks of any kind. It is as though they were both brain-washed scientologists (not brain washing). That is why Fianna Fail is the longest empowered government in the developed world & why Simon is worthy of attack. Beautiful.

[ollyginge]

is it just me who thinks thats a tad sad!

[allyescarff]

That was AMAZING.

[mycatislisa]

i luv the bit where he jumps out of the bush

simple simon says!!!!!

[CeeUuNextTime]

Welll put, you are utterly correct

[theyreallthesame]

Ahahahaha. wonderful.

[daubney23]

it was grand with just a bit of dancing but your bitterness showed through, could you not find someone that has been in power and brought the country down to have a go at instead of a young guy that has done well to get elected with so many 1st preferences!

Jealousy!

try and put as much energy into cowen, coughlan, bertie, etc

[greystonescouncil]

apparently this is based on a true story..........

[laoinvert]

hahahahaha fucking brilliant!!!!

[sarahf383]

this is class!!!! good owl mad mick and anto/!!!!!!! simon harris is a ride!

[imallrightme]

this is a fucking classic, mick and anto as a cameo is genius...down with lisbon

[sleepyboyblunder]

this is amazing.

[ChubbyMoogle]

I can't believe you got Mick the bum in this!!! AWSOME

[joseph85delaney]

is there a mp3 of this song?

[bazza8112]

boourns

[mmmooo86]

derp

[oldoddjobs]

Very sad that someone has time and money? Yes, I'm heartbroken too! Tell me, what vital and worthy activity do you occupy your time with? Actually, don't answer that.

p.s exactly how much money do you think went into this video? I wish I had a tenner for every time I earned a tenner.

[CeeUuNextTime]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

[princessena]

hilarious dancing

[capitanplanitet]

Yes, they is.