Evoke are Nazis DIRECTORS CUT EXTENDED EDITION

[stevinatornl]

this is AWESOME on acid

[DarthChuckwa]

I don't even play EVE and this still made me laugh. You could say I'm a fan of the Goons, I guess. I'm an avid reader of Sins of a Solar Spymaster, and I try to keep up with current EVE events to the best of my ability. The ice interdiction thing seems pretty damn fun.

I'm rooting for you guys, Goons! /fanboysquee

[MissRespice]

DBRB BEST COVERT MOTORCYCLE PILOT

[haydenjc3]

Best 7 minutes and 25 seconds of my life. Evoke had to go to Delve TROLOLOLOL.

[bjornagain81]

seems the saurkrauts got another asswhupping in vfk :)

[VenetianTar]

9 people are Nazis.

[hellfaucet]

Kraftwerk owns.

[MrAbhorsen]

I LMAO'ed at points. This video = teh best on the internetz

[S8ER01Z]

lmao - so much win, it hurts.

[evehobbs]

im in blast but i love watching goons videos, theyre EPIC

[kickpants]

THIS IS BONERTOWN.

[zaneyard]

I've never seen a better video in my life.

[scrumtralescent4]

4:54

AMAZING.

[Fotenks]

lol I could not stop laughing as soon as "The Touch" and the dancing policemen busted in

[edpslb87]

So I hear Goons lost and now live with the French...

[buttsndongs]

@edpslb87 If by lost you mean successfully defended sov against an enemy with more resources and then walked away to live with buddies and help our allies and it still took weeks for ev0ke to take back their sov despite having no opposition, then yes we lost. We are terrible.

[pheseus]

@buttsndongs I think he means lost as in lost your space. You had it, and now you don't have it. You lost it.

[buttsndongs]

@pheseus If I intentionally take a shit and poop doesn't just mysteriously disappear out of my butt, did I lose the shit? I mean I know exactly where I it went so is that the same thing as losing it. Now I am confused!?!?!?!?!?

[pheseus]

@buttsndongs You should seriously consider not posting.

[buttsndongs]

@pheseus You are literally feceus.

[EvilSiper]

@buttsndongs dumbass post?

[buttsndongs]

@EvilSiper Yes.

[arillle]

@edpslb87 Goons are supposed to be in the south but most of them are still in the north ( with the french )

Some friend of mine in the south told me they should lose their nap soon due to inactivity .

I heard that their directorate was still very effective on wow .

Thats a nice m......

[muie13]

@edpslb87

orly?

[carfienddoomlord]

@edpslb87

Hi I hear you are a butte

[terribletai]

@edpslb87 They went on vacation to get married. They only just got back to their computers last month.

[jtbell04]

Yeah I'm definitely going to need to know what movie clips are used here. I know there's some 1983 Pirates of Penzance but the rest is a mystery to me.

[nukepuppy]

rofl you guys suck in eve but this is funny

[EpicWobbey]

1 month ago: My CEO links this video for the entire alliance to see. 1 week after: "Hey, guys, we're getting sov in Cloud Ring!"

I guess that makes us hairy space jews, now. DEATH TO EV0KE.

[jonA291]

Goons make best propagandha, wel done fellas.

[slaminjustin]

It awesomeness train just keeps rolling on!

[banaaantje123]

awesome video is awesome

[pladder1]

yeah... you like that, don't you Radek125?

[Maniacski]

We have taken Berlin. Ev0ke is fleeing to Argentina.

[theserialmartini]

@Maniacski So Providence is now Argentina? I mean it makes sense since its currently full of space catholics.

[EpicWobbey]

You've succeeded in making me believe that Evoke are really Nazis and a blight upon EVE and must be destroyed (for the Jews!).

[daaz10]

look at that fuckin sword jumping

[HSAbort]

how can one video be so fucking cool?

[Sojobu]

Oh god I didn't think this video could get any better.

it did.

Also:

Pringlescant (1 day ago)

As a Director I approve of this Director's Cut

[DestructiveInfluence]

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[Pringlescant]

As a Director I approve of this Director's Cut

[reconjoe]

How can so much awesome be crammed into one video?