5-Step Comeback, Yo!

[megopatt]

I want my 3:25 back :(

[TheRozzer]

I thought you came back. :-(

[NailedToTheV]

BENROBOT.

THIS IS ADAM SPEAKING.

JeffBazz introduced me to your awesome. SO COME BACK FOR GOOD.

[o0omunkieo0o]

hello, ben!!! :-) i miss yooooou!

[bonezjc]

wait... if jabazzy directed the video, why didn't she do the directors commentary?

[Taiketei]

lool nice rhymes =Þ

[VAMPIREHUNTERX13]

LMFAO I went to high school with this guy.

[imajeanyus]

ben, i dont think you know how awesome you are. all of your videos make me laugh :D

[avagabondtribe]

i love the commentary

[LeonWestbrook]

skyy ftw

[cheekychen]

that was splendid :}]

[mtamorphis]

YAAY!! Good to CYA!

[banjokazooie92]

hell-o

[foxleyleon]

i feel like someone is also watching me. :(

[JadeyChi]

I'm looking forward to the tape.

[GrantBoone87]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  I laughed at this sooooooooo hard!!!!!!!!!

=D

[johnlebl]

He's baaaaack!  Hi!

[CourtneySunflower]

Hey Sexyyyy Jk. Whats up BenRobot. did you know that you and kiwi were my inspiration to get a youtube, and i subscribed to you two. and you guys dont really talk back, wich is understandable. ...but, i love ya guys! ...but i stopped making videos... so dont go look at my page. i am just an admirer saying hello.... HELLO BENNY BOY

[masic88]

ah..

..the good old Anonymous Pædophile-filter.

how.. ..droll....

[smokebombhill]

You really spent the last month in jail, didn't you?

[DrHeidegger]

oooh. i dread the day my mom watches one of my videos.

[japgamer00x]

lmao, papas back....

lol

[revilomat]

The perfect comeback!! In 5 steps...You are a genius! Thanks for teaching us! :-D Could you sign something for me? Like a book? Or my channel page? "For Re, my deer'est fan, the ben *teaches you everything* robot" or something alike? ;)

- I like the intro minute very much!

[k23smiles]

that was awesome! welcome back!

ps. i loved all of the effects...especially the text boxes

what do you use to edit your videos (you probably get asked a lot-i'm so sorry, but i'm crazy curious)

[higoaway]

yeyyy you is back, I love mah BenRobot <333

[fallofautumndistro]

Brilliant. I'll probably have to steal it for my comeback.

[jillenium00]

Well that was a pretty decent comeback.

[BenRobot]

how's our happy dance coming along? :D

[Steve7508]

lol, welcome back.

[BenRobot]

gracias very many steve-o!

i appreciate it, i wish i could give you a robot trophy with glitter all over it :D

[adnerb924]

HOLAAAAAAAAAAA

glad you're back, I've been away too. I'm catching up on vids :o)

LOOOOOVE the director's commentary ..I laughed so much

[BenRobot]

woo wooooooo!!!!

its all worth it then!

welcome back to you too!!

:D

[johnnysmooth]

you're my hero.

[BenRobot]

be my valentine?

[RoboFillet]

I think I love you. Where do you keep your babies? I want them.

[BenRobot]

in my pokeballs of course \^_^/

i loves me some robo fillet too.

[kenney0209]

Welcome back man.

[BenRobot]

thanks a lot kenney!

my brotha from anotha motha!

:D

[dianakazoo]

Yay you're back!

[BenRobot]

i'm also a lover not a fighter.

a silly goose.

and all yours.

diana ka zoo, i love yoo.

[CrazyWyatt]

Welcome back.  lol! Funny as hell! lol! Another great video. I can't wait til your next video.

[BenRobot]

crazy muthafuggin wyatt!!!

where have you been?! :D

[CrazyWyatt]

I still been here making videos. I been hanging out with my friends and having fun. Drinking energy drinks of course. How is your summer so far? Mine is great. I already done a energy drink show already this week, but I am going to do one Friday.

[speedyconkiwi]

This was so worth the wait.

Hey nice music in the background, I wonder where you got that from ;D

You dont have bad angles. <3

[BenRobot]

some redhead that i love more than lucy ;D

when are we gonna tell people?

[riverbasil]

I have decided that everyone should make some form of directors commentary video hehe this was brilliant buddy ^_^

[BenRobot]

and i have decided that only you should have two birthdays. one for your river, and a secret one for your basil :D

[righthandgenius]

this is epic. Honestly.I t was worth the wait.

Theoretically.

[BenRobot]

how did this video taste?

no, really.

[righthandgenius]

Kinda like awesomeberries....

[BearMate]

you just crack me up!! great imagination - love this stuff!

[BenRobot]

i do it all for viewers like you.

*pbs theme song*

wait, do they even have one...

[joelovesyou]

Awesome! A genius comeback, well marketed, and effective!

[BenRobot]

if it got you here, my work is more than done.

i hope you find yourself well mr. love :)

[JXintheZ]

Hahaha!

Hot Mess!

Welcome Back!

Oprah must pay well...

[BenRobot]

she pays us by letting us clap for her.

then takes us to the backroom, turns off the lights, and makes our tummy's feel funny.

wow.

[zebidee55]

I just assumed you were in rehab. Hmmm. Guess it was someone else I saw.

OK, this is weird, but in some shots, it looked like your head was CGI'd to your body (oh and I don't mean the Paris Hilton one, although that was cool - made me feel all funny inside)

Don't say hell-o, say Jell-o! Yum!

[BenRobot]

they tried, but i said no.

no.

no.

then i puked out a lung and stabbed myself in the knee.

i'll eat your jell-o anytime ;D

...oh and tell me what parts! i want to know!!!

[zebidee55]

0:30 because of the lighting, and 2:11 because of the angle! Throw in the actual manipulated images, and I was starting to have problems figuring out what was real or fake (OK, I'm kinda stupid like that).

Oh, and only if you put cream on it.

[nezoone]

bad angles ftw.

i wrote bad angels at first...but then realized that was wrong and then rewrote it. now i have to check on my even-more-than-me drunk friend. :D

[BenRobot]

ahahahaha best comment this video will ever see :D

[nezoone]

wow to forgotten drunken comments.

[justagirl161]

oh yeah i meant to ask earlier where are your way cool glasses? yeah i know i have no life

[BenRobot]

oh crap i knew i forgot something!

i fail.

they were playing mario kart with my gnome.

[justagirl161]

its okay i love you anyway

[Kane040]

BenRobot ftw!

[BenRobot]

ben robot would like to share his win with you :D

[Kane040]

That's very generous of you Ben.

Ahh...the sweet taste of a partial win.

[JeffBazz]

welcome back sir.

TO THE LAND OF STICKY MARSHMELLOWY DOOM SERVED WITH A SIDE OF EXTRA MELTED CHEESEY DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[BenRobot]

i'm still waiting to sing.

my voice is at maximum hilarity with this here sickness i done went and got!

:D jeffbazz ftw!

[BilliLovesMargot]

i love you... that way. yes that way! i think i might get your name tattoo'd on me next weekend... somewhere.

[BenRobot]

that better be the way.

i vote for your [eye] balls!

and then lots and lots of pictures of your balls to prove it :D

[paisleypower30]

You make me giggle :)

[BenRobot]

there's no cure for that. yay :D

[bnessel1973]

Benjamin, I love you. The shit you think of to do in a video is beyond me, it's friggin hilarious! When you did the director's commentary, I was in tears.

I just love you, man. That's all I'm saying.

[BenRobot]

sometimes, i snort rainbow sprinkles just before i make a video.

brian man i love you too!

you know i'd hit that if i could.

i am so sorry.

[blackkidh]

lmao

[BenRobot]

hahaha thanks for being part of the ben robot experience. no refunds.

[blackkidh]

lol

[ouREvilone]

haha this video took so many unexpected turns.

[BenRobot]

it was like a shyamalan movie. only not.

hi pal! :D

[WhoRadley]

Were you drinking Zima?!?!?

[BenRobot]

it was pimp juice :D

[IAGuy06]

The subbers that left have no taste. :)

You're hilarious... umm... umm... what was your name again? :P

[BenRobot]

Nacho Deep.

hahaha and hell yeah, who wouldnt want to watch such a good lookin robot.

...even i didn't believe that.

[TheRozzer]

Yay, you're back!

I laughed at mostly every part of this video. (Especially the picture of you as a part of Oprah's audience... haha!)

Keep 'em comin' Ben! Your subscribers have missed you!

[BenRobot]

i've missed you guys too! :D

it was either oprah or you guys..

..i made my decision <3

[micahsamaniac]

ben do you love me? I mean come on..I know you do..

*strictly sarcasm*

[BenRobot]

thats too bad because i was just about to send you pictures proving how much i loved you.

now you'll never know...

>:D

i shouldn't be allowed to write comments.

[nbwulf]

Sup leader of all that is gnome.

[BenRobot]

watching your vid ;) wowza!

me likey

[nbwulf]

xD Mother effer!!!

*lobs an F-bomb and runs away*

[JohnCocktoston]

LOL! Loved the director's commentary. Hilarious, man.

Welcome back.

[BenRobot]

thanks a lot, yo!

i dedicate it to you.

we're bff's now.

call me!

[JohnCocktoston]

Dialing right now!

[iheartslug]

BEN!!!!! YAY!!!!! So good to see you. *sniffle*

[BenRobot]

ahhhh omg! *licks your eyeballs* :D

[iheartslug]

Don't lick my eyeballs! I'll get pregnant!

[musosf]

I missed you botto. Thanks for transmitting in your own superfab way once again.

[BenRobot]

every night to your robot video.

every. night.

[musosf]

are you spanking your gnome again?

[BenRobot]

he's been a very bad gnome

[lifeinacndyswrl]

I love it.  :) and omg I really love 2:11. hahaha.

[BenRobot]

Tyra taught me how to make it work!

[GeneticBlend]

All sorts of awesome. Nice to see you again friend.

[BenRobot]

i need more inappropriatenessism.

please?

just one lil spank?

fine. nice to see you too :D

[GeneticBlend]

OK fine. Would you like the paddle or bare hand this time?

[BenRobot]

you know i like it with hello kitty mittens!

[andymcgaffigan]

little known fact - i am 1/16 leprechaun. thanks for honoring the struggle of my people.

[maryann712]

Which struggle is that, the Marshmallow Famine?

[musosf]

Hey! Fallow mallows are no laughing matter.

[JustA11en]

Best comment, right here. >:)

[BenRobot]

you are welcome. i am accepting photographic proof of what part is leprechaun ;D

[maryann712]

I could watch you all day. I could. Can I come over? Would that be weird for you?

[BenRobot]

omg we could play stare all day!

first to have all their eye veins burst wins! :D

[maryann712]

B R I N G I T.

[musosf]

I already do watch him all day. Wanna buy some of the footage from me?

[BenRobot]

you just want the uncensored picture dont you? >:D

[AurianSky]

haha i love this ben!

<3

tina

[BenRobot]

if i could give you a keytar, i would.

<3

[JustA11en]

hello!

[BenRobot]

well howdy doo! :D

i hope you're doing well Allen!

[JustA11en]

Not bad. Glad to see you back. >:)

[bobbiejohnson2552]

WEWT

BACK

ILU

[BenRobot]

woo woooo!

ILU2.

:D

[justagirl161]

oh man when i was first watching this i thought those text things were links like in that one magic video but theyre not. oh well ill stop being a comment whore now

[jedibugmaster23]

lmao!!!

[K80Blog]

5 Stars YO!!!! FAVORitED BITCH!!! You've been gone so long you may not know what that means. It means... I LIKED IT SUcKA!!

[BenRobot]

my nose fell off, my vagina is down to my knees, but i finally did this shite! we're going to disneyworld!!!

[musosf]

Pardon me sir, but you're stepping on my curtains.

[K80Blog]

When I come back to LA you wanna go to Disneyland with me? I'm serious.

[speedyconkiwi]

You guys break my heart.

[K80Blog]

Find a way to LA. You stay for free. : )

[jedibugmaster23]

glad your back!!!

[BenRobot]

thank you young apprentice :D

[MattandCory]

Oh shit, son! U back!

[BenRobot]

yes i am daddy! ;D

i apologize.

[channeIreview]

thanks for reaching out the Leprechauns they are often ignored on youtube.

[BenRobot]

it is my duty to reach out to ALL of the community, sex scandals be damned!

[justagirl161]

who subscribes then unsubscribes the next day? especially to you they must have gotten salmonela from those tomatoes and died. yeah thats it

[BenRobot]

that was EXACTLY it

>:D

muahaha

[ChulieAndCookie]

omg i luv u! ur cute and funny!

[BenRobot]

and allll robot [creepy smile] ...sorry lol

thanks! :D

[ChulieAndCookie]

wait, r u in a relationship???

[BenRobot]

i'm in a relationship with all my viewers.

im very pimp like that.

[ChulieAndCookie]

yay! IM UR HOE! WOOT WOOT

[justagirl161]

it cant be bad if its you

[BenRobot]

is that a challenge? ^_^ [i kid, thanks!]

[justagirl161]

yea i challenge you to make more vids! haha but really you should i missed you while you were gone tear.

[cooksterz]

welcome back from feature vacation! You are looking pyschadelic man! LOL :D

[BenRobot]

haha thanks pal! that was insane! :D

[jabazzy]

You better not go anywhere again or I won't fuel your engine.

[BenRobot]

wanna fuel on cam?

[jabazzy]

I thought we already were?

WAKE UP!

[BenRobot]

fuel me in the knee. you know better.

[jabazzy]

Don't tell me what to do.

[BenRobot]

*coughs in your vag*

[musosf]

That's one odd docking procedure ya got there...

[BenRobot]

oh ill show you how to properly dock ;)

[jabazzy]

I take full credit for this video. Hurt me.

[BenRobot]

papa likes to spank.

[jabazzy]

FIRST!!!