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  • its a cool song xD

  • Ashamed at this choice to represent us!

  • i found this funny.  eurovision shud be funny

  • Please remind me to play this at the airport...

  • Am I the only person who thinks 'Steps' when they watch this?

  • @bobdude213 lol

  • I am so glad we didn't win

  • This is the sort of pre-flight safety commercial you'd expect on EasyJet.

  • they remind me a bit of Steps....

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  • Are they on drugs ?

  • BA Cabin Crew Strike.

  • I remember i heard this when i was 9, i went mad for it. Not quite sure why now...

  • I think this was the year that England lost with 0 or 1 Point!! Its THAT bad!!

  • @WackyDanishPrincess1 No, the UK got 12 points from Malta :) I don't think they ended up dead last either.

  • @pcsmush oh ok (: But personally, I think its pretty bad...No offence if you like it (;

  • @WackyDanishPrincess1 No that was 2003

  • i love this song :) one of the better songs the uk did

  • "Would you like something to suck on for landing sir?" LOL

  • this just takes the piss -.-

  • This is actually really painful to listen to.....

  • See the other UK entries that done well - good some and good messages.

    Not relying on half naked girls (Jemini), bad singing and cheesy songs.

    All this 'political voting' is nonsense. It has always being there only we (UK) would be the benefactors - ie. it used to work in OUR FAVOUR and everyother country would give us points. Now that they don't we blame it on 'political voting'!!!! We are bad losers - nothing else.

    We should send Leona Lewis - great singer and doesnt dress like a slag!

  • Why does every UK entry have to have secual inuendoes and be really cheesy?!

    And to think, WE actually voted them to go to the finals. WTF. What does that say about us?

    The rest of Europe must surely laugh when they see us every year. No wonder we have such high teenage pregnancy rates and broken homes when we place this sort of sh!t so highly.

    I mean, this is from the song - "would you like some salty nuts?", "something to suck on?" It really is just terrible.

  • @redbird146 - We're the only country that can finish last and still enter the following year's contest, because we simply give too much money for the competition.

  • @redbird146 To be honest, I think we're just trolling it. Let the Irish have a small Tesco gift-card to double their GDP!

  • boooooooooobs 0.0

  • If they were teenagers, I would actually like this. People who look like they're at least 30 doing an act like this is just laughable.

  • OMG.........how embarrassing , thank god I am not British,

  • It's catchy, and way better than most of the sh*t that does appear in the actual competition.

  • Iyaz should reprezent England :P

  • better then our 2010 entry

  • muse should represent us next year cos their huge in europe

  • OK was the UK high when they sent this?

  • But what about 'pull firmly and blow' and ' pleasurable (strokes legs) journey'? anyway, they all look the same to me: fake tan, blinding teeth in fixed-looking smiles, unmoving hair etc.

  • It's about time the BBC stopped being so patronising and realised that Europe has moved on, just like the UK music scene has. Nowadays, if something sounds incredibly dated and cheesy to us, the likelihood is that it does to the rest of Europe too, especially in this ever more digital age.

  • They were on Coach Trip!

  • Awesome video man! Could you check mine out about why I believe the United Kingdom is so bad at Eurovision!

  • is it just me or is there LOADS of sexual stuff in this song?

  • @SugarLoveForever Lol i can see where your comin from with that lol

  • @SugarLoveForever thats cos the guy who does the nuts, suck on til landing is actually gay

  • well at least throughout the whole 'flight' everyone knew it would be over in 'exactly 3 minutes' or less.

    

  • CHEESE-ORAMA

  • I liked it. Caroline and the blonde guy in it were on coach trip ! I liked them :)

  • i have to dance to this infront of my full college!

  • @jasminejonas1993 congratulations no-one cares

  • This is like "mile high" XD

  • I cant believe that four human beings of, presumably average intelligence could spend months rehearsing, dancing and miming to this without realising how bad this is.They did this against their will. I'm convinced

  • worst uk eurovision song ever

  • i think its quite good,

    but hilarious!!

  • Lol, this badass song should've wiped the floor. I'm glad we have such a wicked sense of humour, only we could mock eurovision with such foolishness, i think by this time we'd become fed up of it all

  • it looks theve just left the pub and there pissed good old england

  • We should have won! This is a great song!

  • what on earth were we thinking?!?!?!?!?!

  • Well.. it's catchy, at least.

  • But oh so bad. It's actually makes me embarrassed to be English. Or British (I don't even know what we're called anymore!)

  • its still shocking how this actually got to eurovision

  • @braders101 its funny LOL

  • so bad ITS HYSTERICAL

  • They cost us the Eurovision with this tripe!

  • the boy in scooch in well fit i would so blow him. In my dreams babe ;) x

  • "Would you like something to suck on for landing sir?" XD

  • sounds like were gonna raid every country, not really the gratest thing whils all the wars are going on, but a really cachy song lol :) LONG LIVE THE BRITTISH EMPIRE if agree put a number 1 after every comment

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  • Shame on us Brits for this one.

    Mind youu.. i would'a laughed if we had won :D

  • gosh i agree, where did this come from (the idea) ???

  • god this is so funnyy

    why do we always end up with rubbish people?

  • They suck

    That was the first time i was not proud to be british

  • i like it x lol 'we're flying the flag all over the world for youuuuuuuu 'x

  • why does this embarass me so much? oh, because im british.

    KILL ME!

  • embarrassing

  • OMGoodness, i remember cringing, im from the UK and i had to shout WHY! i was in spain at the time of the contest in a spanish bar and everyone was laughing at them... ok song... just not eurovision...

  • eee i fuckenn' love this.

    so english :L

    'would you like something to suck on?'

    this just cheers me up.

    love itt

  • what was with the

    'would you like something to suck on sir?'

    ??????????? what was that lol,

  • no wonder we lost that year! what a pile of shit

  • the song is gd but the costumes, set and the comments like your exits are here here and here x

  • haha u sucked big time. i still remember it as i watch eurovisions this moment

  • they couldnt even ing.....CRINGETASTIC XP

  • all europe got pissed off lol

    for rubbing in our flag in there faces

    lol

    and the song was sad

    i think i mite of sung that to a nursery

  • u gotta admit; its a catchy tune but all of that talking saying "would u like a drnk with that?" and stuff like that was just weird. i was sooo embarrased!

  • Maybe it's just me, but I think that even coming from a eastern european country couldn't save this one!

  • CRINGE

  • i'm disappointed that this years entry is cross between x factor & something from a musical !

  • nil poi

  • This is so very very shitty.

  • Blow into the mouthpiece ... Would you like something to suck on before landing sir? It's effing class!

  • If you're a chav.

  • This song is embarrassingly bad...

  • Omg. I am actually cringing for them. This song is SHIT how did they manage to represent us ?!?!?

  • wow i think im now Mentally Traumatised

  • Hi!

    I'm from Poland and for me this song is superb!

    GREAT PERFORMANCE GREAT VOICE AND GREAT FUN!

  • I really really like this song, just a shame it sucks live.

  • Best Group we have ever entered intot he eurovision contest LOVE THEM and GREAT SONG makes u proud to be british!!!!

  • makes u sad to be british... makes u happy to be american :(

  • britains had better music:

    iron maiden

    Dragonforce

    Glamour of the kill

    Queen

    Sex pistols...

  • I was to argue with you, but I have to give up. Queen and Iron Maiden just beat the Americans. Also, you have Ozzy ;) British music is better, all the way

  • the clash as well

  • @UnderclassHero473 its not the point to have great music haha we dont care that we dont win

  • @UnderclassHero473 You forget the Beatles!

  • Craidspencer said it right, you dont think that wel send these twats if we wanted to win. Wer just takinh the piss out of the whole contest. LOL

  • omg this is hilarious

  • what a shit!

  • This song is a conscious piss-take out of the whole thing. Greece votes for Turkey, Denmark for Iceland, all the Baltic nations vote for each other and everyone votes for russia to say thank you for the gas. The UK knows it all a stupid back slapping jamboree so we laugh it all with joke songs like this.

  • good analysis

  • Also every country votes for their neighbouring country.

  • And the sad thing is, this is still far better than half the crap other countries enter.

    Bit disappointed that we're actually "trying" this year.

  • they did this at mi dads old work place - madistone studios

  • i embarresed from brithish

  • lol 2:45 is hillerious! they are so bad its funny!

    there is a bbc article on them miming btw

  • who else is proud to be british !!

  • Where did these people get scouted from ??

    Butlinss ??

    What a load of crap they were :(

  • Any one and everyone who likes this song is a complete WANKER and probably will be for the rest of his/her life. LMFAO!

    This is a DISGRACE to britain.

  • there all so gay

  • They were miming the song. They had people in the background singing, how pathetic is that??

  • That's not actually true.

  • I hope we find a better entry for 2009. No wonder the uk always looses.

  • whats wrong with them -?

  • this is the fast food rockers in discize

    iven if there not... there still sh*t

  • Its political non of the countires like us except Malta and Iceland

  • this is embarrasing.... britain should pick better acts .....

  • Eurovision is like a pizza more chees the better (no i dont mean a cheese sould preform but u no what i meen) and wierd toppings are the best (and thats what europe is like all these cool countrys and wird cuturs :) its grate :D) woo go europe

  • OMG steps wannabes. they were so much better

  • how cheesy ,is this song. i say britain should give up on trying to win eurovision or choose a better act. its getting worse and worse

  • I believe that Eurovision is a terrorist plot, the performers representing Western Europe will humiliate NATO into submission.

  • Scotch?

  • Lmaoo, love irr :L

  • A close second then Scooch.

  • i like this song :)

  • wtf?

  • eww

  • please do not take this as any kind of representation of britain or it's associates, we are a perfectly nice people, and despite this song's appearence, mainly straight

  • LMAO

  • well most of its about the UK and flying our national flag all over the world see

  • lol yh "flying the flag all over the world" yh cus thats gonna make us popular, seriously....why did we bother?

  • omg.....they made us english luk lyk a rite load of creeps. so,so,so cheesy.

  • I didn't enjoy the flight. Crap seats, horrible food and above all, the inflight music made me pray for an emergency landing. Where do I register my complaints?

  • lol

  • wat a fucking embarassing load of crap- why do we do send these cock -ups out there they r absoult shite!

    if we send thse ppl out then we can only expect 19 points!

  • when i watched them on eurovision i was soo embarrassed to be british just soo humiliating

  • Don't u think thts a tiny bit extreme saying your embarassed to be english. i know it a shit song.

  • i just think its hilarious. seriously mate if you think that you take the contest far too seriously. maybe even as seriously as our eastern european counterparts :D

  • i dont no y but i relly liked them. and was reely suprised wen evry1 sed they wer crap. i thought they were a LOT betta than sum of tha otha cuntries. tho this yeer maybe som1 mor peepz like shud do it...

  • wat a cock up

    wat r peaple thinking voting for these goons talk about embarrisng

    psml

  • this was just embarrassing

  • Beast!

    LMAO! :|

    I Like It, Cheesy Pop Or What?

    xo

  • wow that was rubbish , but it was funny . ermm i can't beive that was the england 1 it should of been better

  • One to forget there.

  • i dont no why people keep saying they are ashamed to be british because of this song we picked it and even if we had the best song in the world we would never win because european countries vote for ones around them. Face facts we can never win because of the countries voting so there is no point trying.They all HATE US !!!

  • Actually its just the english they dont like, the scots, welsh and irish get a good reception. Wonder why?

  • Really? I honestly never noticed that. In any case I love the UK, all parts of it. But this song above is not my thing...

  • Thats sooo true if us welsh made one we'd be loved because we have a language so does scotland! england are just so simple!! get wales on!!!!!!!!

    UK aint just about england!

  • Notice, (2:02), "Pull firmly and BLOW" (2:44)"Would you like something to suck OFF, sir" (1:13) "Do you want some SALTY nuts, sir"

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    Yeah, this is England in its true colours. Maybe these might seem like 'normal' phrases to you, but if you look at their 'arousing' dances, and the way they handle things like bottles, we can see that this can be deemed as a dirty video! ;-)

    Also, they like touching themselves, don't they?

  • freak

  • THIS IS NOT THE UK

    This is 4 freaks who should be locked up for a year for the shame they've brought this country, yes eurovision is supposed to be fun, but they really crossed the line.

  • sadly it is UK thou =[

    shamed us!!

  • would u like something to suck on at the end lmao!!!!!!

  • sounds bad :P

  • Lovejoy!!! great song

  • very camp but kinda funny.

  • TERRIBLE!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    why?!?!!?!??!?!?!??!?!!?!?

    Put on a goooood band!!!! or somet that i dont have to cover up my ears to. TO write this comment i had to pause the video! horrible! i say put on the arctic monkeys. give us a GOOD song to listen to!

  • Makes me ashamed to call myself Brittish tbh!

    Shocking stuff.

  • AWFUL ): this is the worst song ever :\ makes the uk look like twats haha x

  • This was sooo embarrasing it sounds lyk sumic dat is on a kids programme that tells tu kidz to do thu dance too how cud they possibly fink we cud win! errr man !

    OMG!!! our last years entry was propa betta Lyk!

  • listen to mentalabc it is what it is a bit of fun. Its funny how u think it is embarrassing. you should type in the melodifestivalen it is bigger and better than eurovision. Its the Swedish 'makin' your mind up'.

  • M8 it aint really bout winning on this show. it's about embaressment and joking around. we did that good and proper this year.

  • XD. It's the eurovision. Don't take it seriously. It's camp fun.

  • See, while I agree with you, most of the bands DO take it seriously and end up producing the very worst possible music ever. If they stuck to making hilariously crap songs (see also: Ukraine 2007) it would be alright.

  • vengaboys-copy for idiots

  • retarded sond from retarded band

  • what a retard song from the retarded band.

    vengaboys reactivation or what?

  • John Barrowman seems to be loving it,bless!