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  • wait...she not on my NUTS ANYMORE?!?!!

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  • Hilarious but yet so true bro! Good stuff, keep up the great work!

  • holy eye bags lol

  • Hahaha

    No more tears

    

  • ahh, so relevant.

  • I got dumped today and I am a wreck right now I need help

  • I was watching this last week just because DeStorm is funny. My girlfriend broke up with me a few days ago. I guess I should watch it again.

  • ur toooooooooooooo funny

  • This guy is hillarious, somebody's got to sign this guy to do a SNL show.

  • Like if you saw the "Literally" haha!

  • Dude I fucking love you for this shit

  • @BadonkadonkLover no dont trust me she wouldn't want you if she sees you violent.. i mean unless she likes that. o_O

  • You have inspired me(:

  • "maybe he hits you up on twitter.Fuck that....You cant kill people." I hate myself for needing to watch a video like this but i think i love you.

  • Im in love with a girl that i KNOW is fucking a guy i hate... i see him touching her leg all the time...i swear im gonna punch him in the fucking face soon

  • @BadonkadonkLover do it mate if he dont treat her right just go apeshit on him :P

  • let the fun begin.

  • "...but you can't keep holding on to somethin thats not holdin on to you, because then you become a stocker and we got enough crazy old people on the streets, don't grow up and be one of those crazy old people out there sitting up there slappin yourself and talking to yourself...." hahahahahaha!!

  • made me laugh and cry.

  • Out of EVERYTHING at the supermarket, "a CAN of MAYONNAISE" ?! lmao!

  • One more thing. The one thing that got me almost completely over my ex was to make him hate me. I kept pushing him away. I kept bugging him to have fun while he gets wasted.. And now he hates me. And I'm mostly happy. lol

  • Amazing Sex...yeah fucking right.... It was so boring.

    Anyways, this helped me a lot! Thank you!

  • Omg, should have seen this earlier... thanks anyway!! <3

  • I'm going to go out and DO exactly what DeStorm says - broken-hearted ladies, let's band together and get over our exes!!!

  • Damn, why didn't I watch this 2 weeks ago...

  • Date this guy for about 4 years D: Took me about a year to understand, that I'm better off without him. Thanks to the knowledge I learn from all of the youtube stars, I look back and think I'm really stupid for crying over a jerk. Thanks Youtube Stars :D

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  • LOl I was crying and laughing at the same time :))

  • My girlfriend dump me today and this video made me better ! Thank bro

  • Thanks this helped but he still wants to be friends and I kinda Want to be friends to what do I do!?!?!? Help!!

  • Thank u so much this helped but what if he wants to be friendss what do I do? Help

  • Literally. bahahah

  • This vid helps me

  • My boyfriend dumped me 2da... An this video made me feel alot better

  • this is fucking awesome, he's funny but smart! im going to take this advice! lol

  • Your so fucking smart!!

  • lol this is so funny but yet pretty good advice too!

  • I will watch this everyday now,so i'll feel better.thank you.Awesome job :)

  • This guy is awesome! Thanks for the advice brah, I will make you proud!

  • The best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody. Period.

  • <3

  • I'm on the suspension bridge now, that motherfucker just fuckin texted me. calling, hit me up on Facebook n shit.. I almost wanna give up then I see ur vid, Mann fuck that. I'm going to new land!!! -3

  • sent this to my good friend whose gf just dumped him over text :(

  • Lol, this made me laugh and cry at the same time.

  • @BAMangelique i agree with you<3

  • omg, i'm so happy you posted this. You helped me and made me laugh again hehe xD.. Time to put my life on the right tracks again.. Thx :)

  • THIS WORLD IS GOING TO SHIT IF YOUTUBE IS PAYING THIS FOOLS FOR CONTENT

    WORST THING PEOPLE LIKE THIS

  • GHETTO LAND!!

  • 8:18 LOL!

  • @ 1:41 I stop watching cuz that was all I needed to know! Thks

  • awsome hat! where'd u get it?

  • luuuuv ur videos

  • Hahaha  Literally

  • he has 123 videos

  • Yo this dude look exactly like Smoke DZA ahahaha

  • Your hallerious

  • dude tellin all the secrets ain't he

  • This helped me & made me crak up at the same time! :) Thanks!!!

  • please babes...can u mention my channel..i just started got no subscribers yet...lol

  • I so agree this helped me alot thx and it's really funny at the same time so more people would want watch it :) u helped me thx again

  • I laughed all the way in this video xD thumbs up destorm :D

  • "you need to find yourself someone to really get into!" *Literaly pops up on screen* lmao!

  • We cant see shit cause the glare!

  • dam dawg u look high as fuck

  • god destorm i love u (no homo) xD ur fcking awsome man

  • "you got a bench, bitch" Lmbo!

  • Lol I was sad & you made me laugh! ((:

  • you have helped me a lot :) thank u

  • hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. this is funny

  • Nossa.. cara eu nao sei se voce esta cantando ou conversando.. haha' muito bom os teus conselhos! Voce é muito engraçado, venha ao Brasil um dia?! Take care guy! =)

  • Gotta get over my motherfocking X man

  • How i forget my room? i should destroy it? D: Lol

  • 2:27 "they nice" hahahha

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  • Dera DeStormTV im from Germany and can you speak german in a video :D ? pls try it bro ;)

  • Also recognize the cycle of abuse. When I did, I lost it with my last ex and he left. I have never been happier in my whole entire life! Keep watch for these signs: Manipulation. Being nice for a temporary time and then turning around and disrespecting you. Hogging your entertainment (AKA t.v., computer, game system, friends, etc.). Yelling at you and telling you that you're doing something wrong and/or telling you to do their chore/work and making you feel bad for even trying to do it.

  • @Okalani5000 Also there are levels of abuse. Mental, Emotional, physical, and even sexual. They can do anything from a simple disrespectful insult to beating you entirely. Honestly, noone should have to put up with that. So when someone abusive leaves you, think about how bad they were to you, you'll get over it real quick!

  • Man I fucking love you are so funny, god dammit I wish there were more people like that BUT NOOOOO DESTORM IS THE ONLY

  • "Babe RUFE...gon call me back! Ain't nobody better than Babe Rufe!" LMAOOOOOOOO! HA-ha! XD

  • awwwwwwwwwww u so funny !!!!!!!!!

    

  • GO TO YOUR BENCH!!! LOL

  • I LOSE MY GIRL FOUR YEARS AGO AND SHE LEFT ME WITH NOTHING..... :(

  • @oscaroct91 dog i went out with a girl for 6months. we broke up 3 months ago and found out that she fucked 3 guys in less than a week after we broke up. like it hurts man, i see her with a new guy everyday.

  • Lol xD This was epic.

  • My 6 year relationship just ended, so you can imagine how i’m feeling but DeStorm, you are the best!! You have made me feel sooo much better! Your advice made me feel happier :) Thank you.

  • A fuckin men Amen.... :D

  • -3

  • You are awesome!!!! Thank you for your advice :D

  • The Reason I have Liked this video: "You have to get over a motherfucking bridge." ROFLMAO

  • Can you please keep talking on my screen? That would be really nice

  • haha a Re-Bound person?! :D works for me!

  • DeStorm you literally helped me and your so right, I got out of a relationship of 1 year long like 1 or 2 weeks ago we broke up and you described the feelings the emotions the carzyness, your advices are really helpful, but then again after what I was hearing from you, the sentence "Get over it! your a teenager, its not the end of the world"

    Thanks alot :)

  • You remind me of Jenna Marbles in this video

  • 8:04 "what did he say after saying this bridge right here"?

  • @BallinHoopa3 LMAO! I have no fucking clue!

  • possibly some of the best advice I've ever received from the internet. Thank you.

  • "You have to get over a Mutha Fuckin bridge XD"

  • You gotta build your bitch, You gotta build your bitch!!! hahaha

  • @MrJonathan4288 he said bench not bitch rofl

  • i don't understand why some people come on people videos and leave some mean ass comment, get a life haters, destorm is a talented person. hate all you want to you are just adding to his success

  • lmao at the players at bat..that mother fucker that is going to be you starting player dose not have to work, your ex did not work, why dose anyone have to...moving on ,,,I KNOW, I KNOW ,, MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW!....dude your a moron..even Babe Ruth would say so....moving on..mother fucker gives you a car..lmao what?....dude ..i feel sorry for you batting average..yea take some more OJ..you need it...yea shes on my nuts.im good though...omg..i cant believe i actually i listened to this shit, Moron

  • I love his beard. :)

  • U r so right bud. Thx!

  • You look tired as hell Destorm

  • awesome man thanks just got over a break up. Every bit helps love ur advice.

  • DUUUUUDE y u haytin on B&J that shit is gooood!! i aint female but loads of people like it man

  • 65 people are still stuck on the suspension bridge

  • just go to the super market and bend over and pick up a jar of mayonnaise! hahahahahahahhaha

  • lol there's no fucking science in this thats yo muthafucking ex

  • I'd like to see Destorm playing in some movie

  • DeStorm, I think I love you more than ever with this video. Thanks Bitch!!!! xDDD

  • am i the only one who fell harder in depression after seeing this? :-S

  • you got a bitch, BITCH! xD

  • my boyfriend ,with whom I've been for almost 9 year, cheated on me . Every time I feel down I watch your video and I remember I have to cross the bridge. Thank you !!!

    ( now I'm building my bench )

  • U Gotta Build Ya Bitch Umm I Mean Bench.

  • lol probably the best video I ever seen

  • Hahaha u shud do al song titled: legs up in the air

  • A new person to get into LITERALLY thumps up if you saw the literally

  • i fucking love this !

  • Hold up! Did he just say that he DOESN"T like Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream!?!? Who doesn't like Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream!!!!!

  • anyone else catch that "literally"? 4:45 lmao

  • @jdude25ownz haha, that is what I thought

  • 6:35, lol epic face!

  • HOLY FUCK I have the same cups as you :D

  • make more videos like this , this is so serieus

  • stoned?

    

  • 11:36 is Hilarious!!

  • You don't wanna b killing bitches lol

  • Uh... I asked out my boyfriend....

  • Is it cool for me to send this to my gf after I'm done with her?

  • You got a bench BITCH! lol

  • Destorm you give the best advice ^-^

  • WHAS IF U YALL HAD A BABY...?

  • you gon' be killin' her , she gon' be dead 'n' you gon' be in jail bent up over some old nasty steel sink gettin' yo' ass taken 'cus you killed some cute girl ...classic

  • my god there is somone i could show this right now....

  • what if that person walked 17 miles 2 go c u

  • HAHAHAA! STORM! I LOVE your explanatory videos! The illustrations are so hilarious and these actually help me.

    ~Clockwise~

  • "But your ass is going to sit here and listen Anyway."Lol

    This was so halarious

  • 04:40 LMAAOOOO

  • Lmfaooooo omg hella funny my fav part 11:30-11:40 ohh Jesus Ahahah

  • find new people to get in to * LITERALY* haha brilliant

  • I freaking love your hat!

  • Build your Bench Bitch. I like that line.

  • 65 people have a dog as a gf

  • something about your sarcasm reminds me of Wanda Sykes.....this is a good thing. XD

  • Haha. This is amazing! Way better then my video on break ups!! Props!

  • lmao this was so hilarious and very well-spoken

  • nice mate =) 

  • LMFAO. your fuckin hilarious <3

  • Eat a lot of chocolate! Everything takes time but we get over it!

  • Youknow what I left with my ex? My daughter.

    Not so easy to just cross the bridge.

  • @englanddg Wasn`t you listening, You Need More Fuel In Your Motherfucking Tank! :D

  • pick up a can mayonnaise and give a smile .... LOVING IT

  • "I'M BACK! ...*drinks*... GOT MA JUICE!!" LOL

  • Or, you can just get wasted. Forget about that nasty mothafucka' and live on ...

  • you cant do that you cant STALK people....best line out of the whole thing

  • This is awesome!!!

  • "Legs up in the air...." LOOOL

  • O.J or just oranges helps as well...

  • LOVE the bench technique!!!

  • good stuff

  • Hello DeStorm!

    I bet you are wondering where Slovakia is..lol. GOOGLE IT:) Beautiful country = lots to see and experience!

    I d like to tell you that I love your videos on youTube = about 12rules to keep a man and break up..:) I appreciate your honesty and telling it to us! ! !

    Your songs = Love is a beach and the one with megan nicole and airplane are GREAT!

    Looking forward to reading new videos from you about life, love and relationships

    thanks a lot!

    Kate

  • @KateSlovakia1 Roger that, props to slovakia #cheers

  • wtf

  • this had me laughing the whole freakin time!! thx destorm.

  • This video helped me a lot, thank u(:

  • I watched this video & used all the tips. It's hard but it works! Great advice :)

  • play WOW, your problems are solved.

  • Destorm what makes you the expert on relationships and break ups is the fact you muthafucking destorm you dont need other credentials.

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  • "you don't wanna go out there killing bitches"

  • Last time I broke up I got over bridge X instantly I had like 5 gallons of spare gas