Im in love with a girl that i KNOW is fucking a guy i hate... i see him touching her leg all the time...i swear im gonna punch him in the fucking face soon
"...but you can't keep holding on to somethin thats not holdin on to you, because then you become a stocker and we got enough crazy old people on the streets, don't grow up and be one of those crazy old people out there sitting up there slappin yourself and talking to yourself...." hahahahahaha!!
One more thing. The one thing that got me almost completely over my ex was to make him hate me. I kept pushing him away. I kept bugging him to have fun while he gets wasted.. And now he hates me. And I'm mostly happy. lol
Date this guy for about 4 years D: Took me about a year to understand, that I'm better off without him. Thanks to the knowledge I learn from all of the youtube stars, I look back and think I'm really stupid for crying over a jerk. Thanks Youtube Stars :D
I'm on the suspension bridge now, that motherfucker just fuckin texted me. calling, hit me up on Facebook n shit.. I almost wanna give up then I see ur vid, Mann fuck that. I'm going to new land!!! -3
Nossa.. cara eu nao sei se voce esta cantando ou conversando.. haha' muito bom os teus conselhos! Voce é muito engraçado, venha ao Brasil um dia?! Take care guy! =)
Also recognize the cycle of abuse. When I did, I lost it with my last ex and he left. I have never been happier in my whole entire life! Keep watch for these signs: Manipulation. Being nice for a temporary time and then turning around and disrespecting you. Hogging your entertainment (AKA t.v., computer, game system, friends, etc.). Yelling at you and telling you that you're doing something wrong and/or telling you to do their chore/work and making you feel bad for even trying to do it.
@Okalani5000 Also there are levels of abuse. Mental, Emotional, physical, and even sexual. They can do anything from a simple disrespectful insult to beating you entirely. Honestly, noone should have to put up with that. So when someone abusive leaves you, think about how bad they were to you, you'll get over it real quick!
@oscaroct91 dog i went out with a girl for 6months. we broke up 3 months ago and found out that she fucked 3 guys in less than a week after we broke up. like it hurts man, i see her with a new guy everyday.
My 6 year relationship just ended, so you can imagine how i’m feeling but DeStorm, you are the best!! You have made me feel sooo much better! Your advice made me feel happier :) Thank you.
DeStorm you literally helped me and your so right, I got out of a relationship of 1 year long like 1 or 2 weeks ago we broke up and you described the feelings the emotions the carzyness, your advices are really helpful, but then again after what I was hearing from you, the sentence "Get over it! your a teenager, its not the end of the world"
i don't understand why some people come on people videos and leave some mean ass comment, get a life haters, destorm is a talented person. hate all you want to you are just adding to his success
lmao at the players at bat..that mother fucker that is going to be you starting player dose not have to work, your ex did not work, why dose anyone have to...moving on ,,,I KNOW, I KNOW ,, MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW!....dude your a moron..even Babe Ruth would say so....moving on..mother fucker gives you a car..lmao what?....dude ..i feel sorry for you batting average..yea take some more OJ..you need it...yea shes on my nuts.im good though...omg..i cant believe i actually i listened to this shit, Moron
I have a question: Why did you stop the "Challenges" man ???
We really loved them & that's what made you stand out ,that's what made you refreshingly original unique .... it's a shame , am I right? like if you agree
my boyfriend ,with whom I've been for almost 9 year, cheated on me . Every time I feel down I watch your video and I remember I have to cross the bridge. Thank you !!!
you gon' be killin' her , she gon' be dead 'n' you gon' be in jail bent up over some old nasty steel sink gettin' yo' ass taken 'cus you killed some cute girl ...classic
I bet you are wondering where Slovakia is..lol. GOOGLE IT:) Beautiful country = lots to see and experience!
I d like to tell you that I love your videos on youTube = about 12rules to keep a man and break up..:) I appreciate your honesty and telling it to us! ! !
Your songs = Love is a beach and the one with megan nicole and airplane are GREAT!
Looking forward to reading new videos from you about life, love and relationships
wait...she not on my NUTS ANYMORE?!?!!
MattWangmusic 1 day ago
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MattWangmusic 1 day ago
Hilarious but yet so true bro! Good stuff, keep up the great work!
p818matt 1 day ago
holy eye bags lol
TheLunaPulvia 1 day ago
Hahaha
No more tears
CodenameSyn 1 day ago
ahh, so relevant.
sleepisforthesleepy 1 day ago
I got dumped today and I am a wreck right now I need help
dancingthervil 2 days ago
I was watching this last week just because DeStorm is funny. My girlfriend broke up with me a few days ago. I guess I should watch it again.
gladiators2037 2 days ago
ur toooooooooooooo funny
koketaa7 3 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This guy is hillarious, somebody's got to sign this guy to do a SNL show.
7thSept1822 4 days ago
Like if you saw the "Literally" haha!
Benjamwa1122 5 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Dude I fucking love you for this shit
CoffeeConversations 5 days ago
@BadonkadonkLover no dont trust me she wouldn't want you if she sees you violent.. i mean unless she likes that. o_O
OnTheeMusic 5 days ago
You have inspired me(:
bubbles123451ify 5 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"maybe he hits you up on twitter.Fuck that....You cant kill people." I hate myself for needing to watch a video like this but i think i love you.
dubsyrabbithole 6 days ago
Im in love with a girl that i KNOW is fucking a guy i hate... i see him touching her leg all the time...i swear im gonna punch him in the fucking face soon
BadonkadonkLover 1 week ago 2
@BadonkadonkLover do it mate if he dont treat her right just go apeshit on him :P
themanilrad 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
let the fun begin.
christinizer 1 week ago
"...but you can't keep holding on to somethin thats not holdin on to you, because then you become a stocker and we got enough crazy old people on the streets, don't grow up and be one of those crazy old people out there sitting up there slappin yourself and talking to yourself...." hahahahahaha!!
tehehe30 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos 4
made me laugh and cry.
libbylou112 1 week ago
Out of EVERYTHING at the supermarket, "a CAN of MAYONNAISE" ?! lmao!
DrEdS2509 2 weeks ago
One more thing. The one thing that got me almost completely over my ex was to make him hate me. I kept pushing him away. I kept bugging him to have fun while he gets wasted.. And now he hates me. And I'm mostly happy. lol
kellysa111 2 weeks ago
Amazing Sex...yeah fucking right.... It was so boring.
Anyways, this helped me a lot! Thank you!
kellysa111 2 weeks ago
Omg, should have seen this earlier... thanks anyway!! <3
myrlod 2 weeks ago
I'm going to go out and DO exactly what DeStorm says - broken-hearted ladies, let's band together and get over our exes!!!
wildredrose99 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Damn, why didn't I watch this 2 weeks ago...
knasigahans 2 weeks ago
Date this guy for about 4 years D: Took me about a year to understand, that I'm better off without him. Thanks to the knowledge I learn from all of the youtube stars, I look back and think I'm really stupid for crying over a jerk. Thanks Youtube Stars :D
MissingKuri 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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MissingKuri 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LOl I was crying and laughing at the same time :))
ThePopcorn18 2 weeks ago
My girlfriend dump me today and this video made me better ! Thank bro
ThePopcorn18 2 weeks ago
Thanks this helped but he still wants to be friends and I kinda Want to be friends to what do I do!?!?!? Help!!
362summer 3 weeks ago
Thank u so much this helped but what if he wants to be friendss what do I do? Help
362summer 3 weeks ago
Literally. bahahah
RenaWhitson 3 weeks ago
This vid helps me
zachdeithorn 3 weeks ago
My boyfriend dumped me 2da... An this video made me feel alot better
Katelol555 3 weeks ago
this is fucking awesome, he's funny but smart! im going to take this advice! lol
hoodgurl91 3 weeks ago
Your so fucking smart!!
ezratudjan 3 weeks ago
lol this is so funny but yet pretty good advice too!
kay77764 3 weeks ago
I will watch this everyday now,so i'll feel better.thank you.Awesome job :)
Kantamasir 3 weeks ago
This guy is awesome! Thanks for the advice brah, I will make you proud!
arxidi666 3 weeks ago in playlist Destor's videos
The best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody. Period.
bigmista63 3 weeks ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
<3
JULIAxGAMES 4 weeks ago
I'm on the suspension bridge now, that motherfucker just fuckin texted me. calling, hit me up on Facebook n shit.. I almost wanna give up then I see ur vid, Mann fuck that. I'm going to new land!!! -3
ZivaArsadi 4 weeks ago
sent this to my good friend whose gf just dumped him over text :(
exhaustedgnomes 4 weeks ago
Lol, this made me laugh and cry at the same time.
BAMangelique 4 weeks ago 16
@BAMangelique i agree with you<3
Loganjh990 4 days ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
omg, i'm so happy you posted this. You helped me and made me laugh again hehe xD.. Time to put my life on the right tracks again.. Thx :)
Bajtjr 4 weeks ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
THIS WORLD IS GOING TO SHIT IF YOUTUBE IS PAYING THIS FOOLS FOR CONTENT
WORST THING PEOPLE LIKE THIS
ooohrob 4 weeks ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
GHETTO LAND!!
spartafxrs5 4 weeks ago
8:18 LOL!
CoxElias 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions 8
@ 1:41 I stop watching cuz that was all I needed to know! Thks
mmholt23 1 month ago
awsome hat! where'd u get it?
JPinoy360B 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
luuuuv ur videos
Mai80s 1 month ago
Hahaha Literally
MarzmcG 1 month ago
he has 123 videos
LeGiTGaMeZ1924 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yo this dude look exactly like Smoke DZA ahahaha
Bishop1254 1 month ago
Your hallerious
gabbyubz 1 month ago
dude tellin all the secrets ain't he
Gohamonem100times 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This helped me & made me crak up at the same time! :) Thanks!!!
misslovebuggie15 1 month ago
please babes...can u mention my channel..i just started got no subscribers yet...lol
ezzychattv 1 month ago
I so agree this helped me alot thx and it's really funny at the same time so more people would want watch it :) u helped me thx again
wolfygirl31 1 month ago
I laughed all the way in this video xD thumbs up destorm :D
UltimateAveda 1 month ago
"you need to find yourself someone to really get into!" *Literaly pops up on screen* lmao!
skaterboycj1 1 month ago
We cant see shit cause the glare!
Carl2616 1 month ago
dam dawg u look high as fuck
younanproductions 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
god destorm i love u (no homo) xD ur fcking awsome man
magmon2468 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
"you got a bench, bitch" Lmbo!
UNIQUEBYDESIGN1 1 month ago
Lol I was sad & you made me laugh! ((:
UNIQUEBYDESIGN1 1 month ago
you have helped me a lot :) thank u
missay31 1 month ago
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. this is funny
ReahBarbadian4Lyfe 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
Nossa.. cara eu nao sei se voce esta cantando ou conversando.. haha' muito bom os teus conselhos! Voce é muito engraçado, venha ao Brasil um dia?! Take care guy! =)
carool031 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
Gotta get over my motherfocking X man
BryanV4 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
How i forget my room? i should destroy it? D: Lol
devilgabo 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
2:27 "they nice" hahahha
hOLLOWliek 1 month ago
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hOLLOWliek 1 month ago
Dera DeStormTV im from Germany and can you speak german in a video :D ? pls try it bro ;)
Zocker033 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
Also recognize the cycle of abuse. When I did, I lost it with my last ex and he left. I have never been happier in my whole entire life! Keep watch for these signs: Manipulation. Being nice for a temporary time and then turning around and disrespecting you. Hogging your entertainment (AKA t.v., computer, game system, friends, etc.). Yelling at you and telling you that you're doing something wrong and/or telling you to do their chore/work and making you feel bad for even trying to do it.
Okalani5000 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
@Okalani5000 Also there are levels of abuse. Mental, Emotional, physical, and even sexual. They can do anything from a simple disrespectful insult to beating you entirely. Honestly, noone should have to put up with that. So when someone abusive leaves you, think about how bad they were to you, you'll get over it real quick!
Okalani5000 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
Man I fucking love you are so funny, god dammit I wish there were more people like that BUT NOOOOO DESTORM IS THE ONLY
SmoothstreAm16 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
"Babe RUFE...gon call me back! Ain't nobody better than Babe Rufe!" LMAOOOOOOOO! HA-ha! XD
TNTBlowinUp 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
awwwwwwwwwww u so funny !!!!!!!!!
Sarahcsicsi 1 month ago
GO TO YOUR BENCH!!! LOL
jessy6370 1 month ago
I LOSE MY GIRL FOUR YEARS AGO AND SHE LEFT ME WITH NOTHING..... :(
oscaroct91 1 month ago
@oscaroct91 dog i went out with a girl for 6months. we broke up 3 months ago and found out that she fucked 3 guys in less than a week after we broke up. like it hurts man, i see her with a new guy everyday.
Y3KBeats 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Lol xD This was epic.
OctoberNeverSmiles 1 month ago
My 6 year relationship just ended, so you can imagine how i’m feeling but DeStorm, you are the best!! You have made me feel sooo much better! Your advice made me feel happier :) Thank you.
TheGlamBarbie 1 month ago
A fuckin men Amen.... :D
ravenclaw1972 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DeStormTV
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lolamae144 1 month ago
You are awesome!!!! Thank you for your advice :D
Rampersaud 1 month ago
The Reason I have Liked this video: "You have to get over a motherfucking bridge." ROFLMAO
Pyitter 1 month ago
Can you please keep talking on my screen? That would be really nice
PerfektLie 1 month ago
haha a Re-Bound person?! :D works for me!
FlowerPlanet 1 month ago
DeStorm you literally helped me and your so right, I got out of a relationship of 1 year long like 1 or 2 weeks ago we broke up and you described the feelings the emotions the carzyness, your advices are really helpful, but then again after what I was hearing from you, the sentence "Get over it! your a teenager, its not the end of the world"
Thanks alot :)
DanOguz101 1 month ago
You remind me of Jenna Marbles in this video
Em0Milk 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
8:04 "what did he say after saying this bridge right here"?
BallinHoopa3 1 month ago
@BallinHoopa3 LMAO! I have no fucking clue!
FlowerPlanet 1 month ago
possibly some of the best advice I've ever received from the internet. Thank you.
MariaRoziek13 1 month ago 24
"You have to get over a Mutha Fuckin bridge XD"
TJames2269 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You gotta build your bitch, You gotta build your bitch!!! hahaha
MrJonathan4288 1 month ago
@MrJonathan4288 he said bench not bitch rofl
themanilrad 1 month ago
i don't understand why some people come on people videos and leave some mean ass comment, get a life haters, destorm is a talented person. hate all you want to you are just adding to his success
shaneikmusicchannel 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lmao at the players at bat..that mother fucker that is going to be you starting player dose not have to work, your ex did not work, why dose anyone have to...moving on ,,,I KNOW, I KNOW ,, MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW!....dude your a moron..even Babe Ruth would say so....moving on..mother fucker gives you a car..lmao what?....dude ..i feel sorry for you batting average..yea take some more OJ..you need it...yea shes on my nuts.im good though...omg..i cant believe i actually i listened to this shit, Moron
EasyWay723 1 month ago
I love his beard. :)
patrickisstnky 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
U r so right bud. Thx!
MepapiX7 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I have a question: Why did you stop the "Challenges" man ???
We really loved them & that's what made you stand out ,that's what made you refreshingly original unique .... it's a shame , am I right? like if you agree
FIFTAHAR123 1 month ago in playlist Autres vidéos de DeStormTV
You look tired as hell Destorm
RamBoyGamer 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
awesome man thanks just got over a break up. Every bit helps love ur advice.
Juizerdude 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
DUUUUUDE y u haytin on B&J that shit is gooood!! i aint female but loads of people like it man
TTGG4M3RZz 1 month ago
65 people are still stuck on the suspension bridge
mizzkhanna 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
just go to the super market and bend over and pick up a jar of mayonnaise! hahahahahahahhaha
raegananderson1 1 month ago
lol there's no fucking science in this thats yo muthafucking ex
iAmTheWinnaman 1 month ago
I'd like to see Destorm playing in some movie
KaBenow 1 month ago
DeStorm, I think I love you more than ever with this video. Thanks Bitch!!!! xDDD
LiaMasquerade 1 month ago
am i the only one who fell harder in depression after seeing this? :-S
SSjGikTrunks 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you got a bitch, BITCH! xD
justsmile2398 1 month ago
my boyfriend ,with whom I've been for almost 9 year, cheated on me . Every time I feel down I watch your video and I remember I have to cross the bridge. Thank you !!!
( now I'm building my bench )
anamaria061 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
U Gotta Build Ya Bitch Umm I Mean Bench.
Dmt4030 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol probably the best video I ever seen
RohFlowz 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DeStormTV
Hahaha u shud do al song titled: legs up in the air
daggerah 1 month ago 14
A new person to get into LITERALLY thumps up if you saw the literally
SuperLewiboy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
i fucking love this !
ChelsiGalivanMartel 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Hold up! Did he just say that he DOESN"T like Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream!?!? Who doesn't like Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream!!!!!
099622tehaha 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
anyone else catch that "literally"? 4:45 lmao
jdude25ownz 1 month ago 55
@jdude25ownz haha, that is what I thought
bapestaicecream 1 month ago
6:35, lol epic face!
CatFinder3000 1 month ago
HOLY FUCK I have the same cups as you :D
Aw3someStudi0s 1 month ago
make more videos like this , this is so serieus
TehGlitchGuide 1 month ago
stoned?
TehGlitchGuide 1 month ago
11:36 is Hilarious!!
MegaDiamondmine 1 month ago
You don't wanna b killing bitches lol
randyolmos41 1 month ago
Uh... I asked out my boyfriend....
awrf47 1 month ago
Is it cool for me to send this to my gf after I'm done with her?
Jufa2402 1 month ago
You got a bench BITCH! lol
Y2Jordy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Destorm you give the best advice ^-^
WaydesaysRaWr 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
WHAS IF U YALL HAD A BABY...?
NJDYME 1 month ago
you gon' be killin' her , she gon' be dead 'n' you gon' be in jail bent up over some old nasty steel sink gettin' yo' ass taken 'cus you killed some cute girl ...classic
misslizzy1993 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
my god there is somone i could show this right now....
trentl14 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
what if that person walked 17 miles 2 go c u
IzzyLM99 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
HAHAHAA! STORM! I LOVE your explanatory videos! The illustrations are so hilarious and these actually help me.
~Clockwise~
GavinClockwiseNeal 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
"But your ass is going to sit here and listen Anyway."Lol
This was so halarious
sexxibhaddgirl 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
04:40 LMAAOOOO
RoysKitchenJr 1 month ago
Lmfaooooo omg hella funny my fav part 11:30-11:40 ohh Jesus Ahahah
MsLogik408 1 month ago
find new people to get in to * LITERALY* haha brilliant
IcePickToTheChest 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
I freaking love your hat!
TheCoolCatatonic 1 month ago
Build your Bench Bitch. I like that line.
Bdukuze 1 month ago
65 people have a dog as a gf
dwolflord 1 month ago
something about your sarcasm reminds me of Wanda Sykes.....this is a good thing. XD
LenaLain54652 1 month ago
Haha. This is amazing! Way better then my video on break ups!! Props!
GetConnectKayla 1 month ago
lmao this was so hilarious and very well-spoken
MisterNatMan 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
nice mate =)
789Dorn 1 month ago
LMFAO. your fuckin hilarious <3
WaddupBro123 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
Eat a lot of chocolate! Everything takes time but we get over it!
CzechFitnessChick 1 month ago
Youknow what I left with my ex? My daughter.
Not so easy to just cross the bridge.
englanddg 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
@englanddg Wasn`t you listening, You Need More Fuel In Your Motherfucking Tank! :D
DannyPwns1000 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
pick up a can mayonnaise and give a smile .... LOVING IT
Mr123456by 1 month ago
"I'M BACK! ...*drinks*... GOT MA JUICE!!" LOL
Azza1070 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
Or, you can just get wasted. Forget about that nasty mothafucka' and live on ...
xxxxkikicaxxxxx 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
you cant do that you cant STALK people....best line out of the whole thing
timewaster2013 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
This is awesome!!!
Allexxx96Reloaded 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"Legs up in the air...." LOOOL
kukurbiralo 1 month ago
O.J or just oranges helps as well...
2TallPW 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
LOVE the bench technique!!!
rybarra20 1 month ago
good stuff
chingkou 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
Hello DeStorm!
I bet you are wondering where Slovakia is..lol. GOOGLE IT:) Beautiful country = lots to see and experience!
I d like to tell you that I love your videos on youTube = about 12rules to keep a man and break up..:) I appreciate your honesty and telling it to us! ! !
Your songs = Love is a beach and the one with megan nicole and airplane are GREAT!
Looking forward to reading new videos from you about life, love and relationships
thanks a lot!
Kate
KateSlovakia1 1 month ago
@KateSlovakia1 Roger that, props to slovakia #cheers
adedinho123 1 month ago in playlist Rants and Opinions
wtf
cooliesvideoswithf 1 month ago
this had me laughing the whole freakin time!! thx destorm.
mrbubbad90 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This video helped me a lot, thank u(:
TheAdorkable1100 2 months ago
I watched this video & used all the tips. It's hard but it works! Great advice :)
cooke853 2 months ago
play WOW, your problems are solved.
MochoDingo 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Destorm what makes you the expert on relationships and break ups is the fact you muthafucking destorm you dont need other credentials.
notoriousByggie 2 months ago
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rockthepiano10 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"you don't wanna go out there killing bitches"
FinchPG 2 months ago
Last time I broke up I got over bridge X instantly I had like 5 gallons of spare gas
HardstyleShuffleBoi 2 months ago